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Old 01-20-2010, 07:02 PM   #1
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in the spirit of the simpsons quotes thread, post your favourite futurama quotes here. i provide two justifications for this thread to exist:

1. it's been a while
2. they released the four mini-movies since the last one of these, and some people might have favourite quotes from them

so eat me, haters.

time to party like its 2999!

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

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Professor Farnsworth: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

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Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

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Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the only thing about being a slave.

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Evil Lucy Liu-bot: I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.




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Dear Mitch,

If you're holding this letter, you already know. The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112.

I love you,
FakeRazor
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Old 01-20-2010, 07:17 PM   #2
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Old 01-20-2010, 07:22 PM   #3
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Old 01-20-2010, 07:23 PM   #4
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Not a quote, but probably one of the most esoteric references in any cartoon: "A beer mentioned in the episode [The Route of all Evil] is given the name of St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl. This is a portmanteau and reference to both St. Pauli Girl beer and the Pauli Exclusion Principle."
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Old 01-20-2010, 07:46 PM   #6
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:10 PM   #7
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Amy: "What!?"
Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"
Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
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Amazon: "You want die like last men visit Amazonia?"
Fry: "What'd they die of?"
Amazon: "Crushed pelvises."
Fry: *long pause* "Yes!"
Brannigan: "Oh thank you Lord in heaven!"

Femputer: "Femputer sentences them: To death!"
All: *astonished and quivering*
Femputer: "By snu snu!"
Fry: "Yeah!!! Whoohoo!
Brannigan: "Yay!!!"
Kif: *quivering*
Brannigan: "What are you? Gay?"


The Amazon episode is one of my favorites from the show.
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Leela: What happens if we lose?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle. Also, I guess I'll kill one of you. Uhh... him.
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Bender: So it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease.
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous.
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle. Also, I guess I'll kill one of you. Uhh... him.
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Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
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Bender: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!
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i always make that zoidberg "woopwoopwoop" sound when i'm crossing the road and in danger of getting run over if i don't walk faster. i have no idea why.

Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adlai Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?!? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!
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Fry:wbbrrbbr.
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Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:41 AM   #27
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Old 02-15-2010, 03:27 PM   #28
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Whale Biologist - "Hey, I call them how I seem them, i'm a a Whale Biologist"

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Kif - "The Mothership"
Zapp - "then what did we just destroy?"
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:35 AM   #29
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This is my favorite moment of the entire show.

It's during the episode where Leela gets her 2nd "eye"

Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren’t normal. And that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:51 AM   #30
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Nibblonian 1: It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:53 AM   #31
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Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibblonian: Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
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Old 02-19-2010, 10:05 AM   #32
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:59 AM   #33
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Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:07 AM   #34
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Dark Wizard: Oh sure, blame the wizards.
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:09 AM   #35
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Tom Sawyer: Please no!
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:10 AM   #36
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:11 AM   #37
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Amy Wong: You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We could but we won't. It's a spaceship damn it! Not a prom limousine!
[angry rant]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.
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Mario: Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:38 AM   #39
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Fry: Then where are we?
Al Gore: I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:36 PM   #40
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