Official RAW Thread for 02/15/10 - JERRY SPRINGER READS TPWW

[parkmania]

Where's Ron Simmons when you need him?





DAMN!

[Loose Cannon]

HBK needs to come out and ask for his match right now

[Poit]

WTF is this shit?

[Loose Cannon]

lol, would be tremendous

[HBPunk]

OH NO NOW THIS IS AWFUL

[AngryMidjit]

i think i'll switch to the westminster dog show now.....

[redoneja]

What? So apparently Kelly Kelly has unprotected sex with everybody?


lol

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gonna be the swog

[RawRocks]

Okay.. this needs to end quick

[parkmania]

i think i'll switch to the westminster dog show now.....

Switching from bitches to bitches, eh?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Or Khali... either or.

[muffalufagus]

This is some really bad acting.



Wow.

[HBPunk]

emmmm....

[redoneja]

I hope Khali comes out.

[Nark Order]

lol @ Khali pointing to himself. Mother of god.

[redoneja]

YES KHALI

[HBPunk]

owww this actually hurts my eyes

[dronepool]

This is WWE at its white trashiest.

[AngryMidjit]

hornswoggle in 3....2....1....

[parkmania]

Paternity test when noone even knew?

[Nark Order]

lol @ Santino

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I never thought someone could make the acting on the actual Jerry Spring show look good... WWE did it...

[HBPunk]

this is gross

[AngryMidjit]

BAM

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's THE SWOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

HEY!

UCONN TOOK DOWN 'NOVA!

[Innovator]

what is going on?

[HBPunk]

why are people laughing?

[Calamondin]

The kid clapping for midget sex was nice.

[el bobbo]

I want to see someone eat Hornswoggle.

[muffalufagus]

jesus christ.

[parkmania]

OK, WWE. Get this out of your system now, before TNA actually manages to win the ratings war.

[SOCCER LEGS]

that was awesome

[Innovator]

I go from Jack Bauer snapping necks to this?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I've seen funnier, more coherent skits put on by 6 year olds at summer camp

[redoneja]

LEPRACHAUNS? MIDGETS? GUYS WITH BIG PECS?

[RawRocks]

what a waste.

[el bobbo]

Oh no! Wrestling is fake.

[Loose Cannon]

oh a swerve

[AngryMidjit]

it was fake?!

UUUUUWWHHHAAAAAAAA?

[HBPunk]

i like jerry's ''men with giant pecs''

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yes! HUGE WASTE OF TIME

[Innovator]

Khali thinks its a waste of time

[parkmania]

I want to make sure Brie isn't a man - in person.

[Nark Order]

You mean Kelly Kelly doesn't have unprotected sex with midgets?

[Innovator]

Khali speaks the truth

[Juan]

cue Mae Young

[AngryMidjit]

this has gone on about 10 minutes too long

[Poit]

They're hanging lampshades everywhere. :lol:

[parkmania]

Mae Young!

[Loose Cannon]

and to think this couldn't get any worse

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Good god. Mark Henry's gonna flip.

[muffalufagus]

so stupid.

[jerichoholicninja]

This was worth it just to prove that Mae Young is still alive.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shut the fuck up bitch

[Lux]

...wow

[AngryMidjit]

does anybody in the crowd even remember who mae young is? last time she was on raw they werent even born yet

[Juan]

lol I bet Springer regrets agreeing to do this now. Maybe he should cut back on the booze.

[Calamondin]

... was this the surprise guest Meltzer was requested not to reveal?

[Nark Order]

Mae Young can barely even function as a human being any longer.

[el bobbo]

I'm taking shots to forget this. I'm actually looking forward to seeing more John Cena.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why didn't they cut their mics 10 minutes ago

[HBPunk]

if kelly shouts jerry one more time ill shoot her,what the fuck has happened to raw after 3 great weeks!

[redoneja]

ROFL @ Khali chanting "Jerry!"

[Nark Order]

Hey, TNA may be onto something with this Monday night business after that segment.

[Loose Cannon]

CM Punk is having a fit right now after watching that

[AngryMidjit]

at least the first hour was decent

[VSG]

I guess Mae was that surprise- Big Whoop!

[parkmania]

Is that first guy in this Duralast battery commercial actually Mike Piazza?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I thought the segment was funny in that it was designed to be a time waster...except for the Mae Young bit, which was obvious the second they said Springer had an affair. Way too overdone</font> :o

[HBPunk]

bischoff and hogan will be laughing and turning in their graves

[RawRocks]

that was awful.. although i did manage to guess the first initial theme of the dumb skit.

[parkmania]

Hopefully we've now seen the end of Springer for the night.

[The Gold Standard]

I think if WWE continues with this I may be switching to TNA on mondays

[Emperor Smeat]

It was a decent segment, probably could have done without the whole King revealing it was fake and just get to the Mae Young as the punch-line.

[HBPunk]

I HAVE A FEELING REX TUMBLY WILL DEBUT TONIGHT FROM 3IPW

[RawRocks]

I think if WWE continues with this I may be switching to TNA on mondays

I won't be far behind.

[AngryMidjit]

just think, jewel is hosting next week...

[HBPunk]

WHO THE FUCK IS JEWEL?

[ClockShot]

Morrison is getting a DVD. No doubt great material on that.

[Loose Cannon]

It was a decent segment, probably could have done without the whole King revealing it was fake and just get to the Mae Young as the punch-line.

dude if I ever read a post of yours ripping anything in wreslting or really anything ever from now on, I am going to just remind you of this

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Also for the record, and I'm know i'm going to get the whole "take it to the MMA forum" but this is why UFC and MMA is gaining such momentum while wrestling is still slumped. At least they don't blatantly waste 10 minutes of program insulting their audience. I mean that was so bad it was funny but not funny in a way I'd want to watch next week.

[Innovator]

crowd might be dead rest of the night

[The Gold Standard]

KOFI!!

[The Gold Standard]

He needs a new theme.

[Loose Cannon]

It's a New Day

[HBPunk]

ITS A NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Orton gonna interfere, or leave Ted alone?

[screech]

Morrison is getting a DVD. No doubt great material on that.

Seems really early in his career for it, though.

[AngryMidjit]

new wwe drinking game: every time they show a replay, take a shot

[parkmania]

WHO THE FUCK IS JEWEL?

A singer/songwriter who, to my somewhat limited knowledge, hasn't been relevant since 1998.

[HBPunk]

new wwe drinking game: every time they show a replay, take a shot

WED BE FUCKED AFTER THE OPENING SEGMENT

[el bobbo]

Is that first guy in this Duralast battery commercial actually Mike Piazza?

I was thinking that too. Why would Mike Piazza have to do that?

[HBPunk]

A singer/songwriter who, to my somewhat limited knowledge, hasn't been relevant since 1998.

OH, I was gonna guess gay black stripper

[parkmania]

OH, I was gonna guess gay black stripper

That would be Big Dick Johnson's half-brother.

[Poit]

new wwe drinking game: every time they show a replay, take a shot

You just want everyone to be posting drunk.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, huge win for Teddy

[parkmania]

And the Kofi-burying continues.

[HBPunk]

ted beats kofi in 2mins and orton took 2 months

[ClockShot]

Not bad, Ted.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Glad to see they're elevating Teddy

[Loose Cannon]

didn't expect that one

[RatedGSuperstar]

So you're telling me they couldn't have shaved 5 minutes off the Springer skit to add to the DiBiase/Rhodes match?

[Nark Order]

Solid victory for Ted here.

[VSG]

wow, huge win for Teddy

More likely, the end of the Kofi-Push!

[AngryMidjit]

So you're telling me they couldn't have shaved 5 minutes off the Springer skit to add to the DiBiase/Rhodes match?

that would make too much sense

[treyace]

Morrison gets a DVD but Randy doesnt
thats BS

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Antonioooooooooooooooooooooooo

[HBPunk]

raw in ireland is about 10 secs behind ye

[Nark Order]

Good job, Mr. Inoki.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Glad to see Inoki getting the nod.

[Loose Cannon]

Inoki well deserved

[ClockShot]

So the Inoki rumor was true.

Cool.

[HBPunk]

who gives a fanny about this antonio gooky?

[Innovator]

Inoki

[jerichoholicninja]

That's a Kahli-esque jaw.

[Providence Peep]

Inducted by Mr. Fuji? :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

who gives a fanny about this antonio gooky?
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[HBPunk]

steve blackman shud be in the HOF if that old chink goes in

[Lux]

oh sweet jesus at least it isn't Hornswoggle

how I spoke to soon

[parkmania]

With Inoki's biggest opponents in the US being Hogan, Andre, and Flair, who will induct him?

[Providence Peep]

Think of the RAW Guests Hosts who could go into the celebrity wing...

[AngryMidjit]

snickers = perfect football playing food?

[HBPunk]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

oh, you know him well?

[redoneja]

Glad to see Inoki get some well deserved recognition in the US.

[Providence Peep]

With Inoki's biggest opponents in the US being Hogan, Andre, and Flair, who will induct him?

Probably Andre

[HBPunk]

Probably Andre

and bret harts dad

[Loose Cannon]

With Inoki's biggest opponents in the US being Hogan, Andre, and Flair, who will induct him?

John Cena probably

[parkmania]

Probably Andre

Then in 2011 Benoit inducts Owen, right?

[HBPunk]

inoki.... whatever

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh, you know him well?
WE'RE BFF YOU STUPID FAGGOT

[HBPunk]

owen is so awesome he shud induct himself

[AngryMidjit]

PROGRAMMING ALERT: some stupid dog show is being aired right now


seriously, what the hell is the point of this?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm guessing this isn't the worst night in Bret's life, Michael

[HBPunk]

WE'RE BFF YOU STUPID FAGGOT

u say faggot a lot, perhaps u shud step out of the closet ya little princess

[HBPunk]

DOSHOW??? FUCK OFF LIKE

[parkmania]

John "Slow-Reaction-Time" Cena

[screech]

Yeah it was pretty apparent, Mitchell.

[Nark Order]

HBPunk is so controversial! Nobody has ever said a bunch of crazy outlandish things on the internet to garner attention before!

[HBPunk]

BRETS LEG WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE DOOR AND NEW YORK CITY

[screech]

HBPunk is so controversial! Nobody has ever said a bunch of crazy outlandish things on the internet to garner attention before!

Easily poster of the decade.

[HBPunk]

HBPunk is so controversial! Nobody has ever said a bunch of crazy outlandish things on the internet to garner attention before!

they havent?? someone shud...also i hope the driver is hbks wife

[Providence Peep]

Bret didn't even scream

[Loose Cannon]

he actually did scream.

[Poit]

PROGRAMMING ALERT: some stupid dog show is being aired right now


seriously, what the hell is the point of this?

The dog show was on USA before Raw came on, so they're letting viewers know what channel the dog show moved to.

[Calamondin]

Amazing video package. I wish the writers were half as talented as the production team is.

[HBPunk]

HBPunk is so controversial! Nobody has ever said a bunch of crazy outlandish things on the internet to garner attention before!

i think you are a really neat guy

[Providence Peep]

Isn't is strange that Eric Bischoff, the guy who created the Elimination Chamber, is now working for the WWE's competition? :shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Randy looked like such a twat back in the day with his hair. Much better now.

[AngryMidjit]

The dog show was on USA before Raw came on, so they're letting viewers know what channel the dog show moved to.

that's the most sensical thing i've seen tonight

[Providence Peep]

Where's Ken Patera?

[AngryMidjit]

so how is jerry "hosting" the show again?

[ClockShot]

Take care of yourselves, and each other.

[Providence Peep]

Ohhhhhhh believe me, I take GOOD care of myself.... REAL good :shifty:

[HBPunk]

I HAVE A FEELING REX TUMBLY WILL DEBUT TONIGHT FROM 3IPW

so do i

[Providence Peep]

I have a feeling Ken Patera will never be in the Hall of Fame

[Providence Peep]

I also have a feeling that most of you have no clue who Ken Patera is

[parkmania]

The last Olympian in WWE before Mark Henry.

[HBPunk]

I also have a feeling that most of you have no clue who Ken Patera is

nor do i care

[VSG]

Ah Batista's silent promo was a result of "Just for Men"- Explains the silence :naughty:

[Providence Peep]

Did Batista forget what the script said?

[AngryMidjit]

YAY CENA

[HBPunk]

I also have a feeling that most of you have no clue who Ken Patera is

doubt u know rex tumbly either

[AngryMidjit]

:(

[screech]

Did Batista forget what the script said?

Made it better for everyone.

[AngryMidjit]

for fuck's sake, enough of this batista/cena steel steps thing

[parkmania]

So, does tonight's Raw end in the typical clusterfuck with all 6 EC competitors in/around the ring?

[ClockShot]

for fuck's sake, enough of this batista/cena steel steps thing


Steel steps used to do mad damage.

Now, not as much.

[AngryMidjit]

bret's gonna make a run in....

[Providence Peep]

So, does tonight's Raw end in the typical clusterfuck with all 6 EC competitors in/around the ring?

Might end with Bret Hart limping out to the ring.

[parkmania]

bret's gonna make a hobble in....

Fixed.

[AngryMidjit]

is it just me or is cena talking with a slight southern accent now?

[HBPunk]

my uncle owns google and he said everyday john cena googles himself

[Providence Peep]

He's asking for someone to let the dog out

[ClockShot]

Via satelite. Nice touch.

[Calamondin]

Aha.. "Hey, John"

[Nark Order]

Bats waving. lol.

Hi John.

[Providence Peep]

Batista looks like King Kong Bundy on steroids

[ClockShot]

Cena's promo average has been on the rise as of late. Let's see how this at bat goes.

[VSG]

Big Dave seems to be fumbling on taped interviews as well now!

[muffalufagus]

Why is Cena telling him to come to the ring when he's "Live via Satellite"

[VSG]

Or is it that he is the latest wannabe-black gangsta?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I like Bats character lately.

[Nark Order]

Anybody else thinking that Cena vs Bats at Mania might be for the belt?

[dronepool]

What a boring RAW. :n:

Last week was better, much better.

[HBPunk]

REX TUMBLY RUN IN HERE I GUARANTEE

[Loose Cannon]

HBK better show here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Big Dave seems to be fumbling on taped interviews as well now!
Are you kidding? That was excellent.

[Providence Peep]

WHOA! Triple H VS. Cena?!?! We've never seen this match before! :roll:
And what, no HBK tonight?

[HBPunk]

Are you kidding? That was excellent.

I though dave was messy too

[Loose Cannon]

every time I see this ECW commercial I think that black dude is Ahmed Johnson

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena's promo average has been on the rise as of late. Let's see how this at bat goes.

Struck out looking.

[Juan]

He fumbled because Cena interrupted him like twice.

[HBPunk]

He fumbled because Cena interrupted him like twice.

then its not taped so he just fumbled like normal

[Nark Order]

Dave's promo was magnificent, especially in comparison to his usual jibberish.

[HBPunk]

Dave's promo was jibberish, especially in comparison to his usual jibberish.

there we are

[Providence Peep]

Batista's promo was pre-recorded, not live. Believe me. I know about these kinds of things.

[Nark Order]

Editing my post! That's never been done before either. This man is fucking brilliant!

[VSG]

Hey to those complaining on today's Raw, wait till you watch this week's Impact! Yeesh...

[HBPunk]

Batista's promo was pre-recorded, not live. Believe me. I know about these kinds of things.

u cut a lot of taped promos yeah?

[HBPunk]

Editing my post! That's never been done before either. This man is fucking brilliant!

ya i said that ten pages ago, keep up good lad

[Providence Peep]

u cut a lot of taped promos yeah?

No, but I worked in the television business.

[Nark Order]

You said that you were brilliant for editing my post ten pages ago?

[Providence Peep]

Hey to those complaining on today's Raw, wait till you watch this week's Impact! Yeesh...

To those complaining about today's RAW, nobody forced you to watch it. If you don't like the WWE, change the fucking channel or get off your ass and do something besides watch TV. It's very simple, really.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was some of Batista's best work. Cena's got the whole hyper persona going on and Batista is playing it super cool to get under Cena's skin. It's perfect.

[HBPunk]

No, but I worked in the television business.

this is the internet so im guessing your 43 and a binman or u sweep childrens poo up from the cinema

[AngryMidjit]

but it's already been watched

[HBPunk]

complain or applaud, this raw has been wanky

[AngryMidjit]

it just isn't a cena match without him being thrown into the steps

[HBPunk]

You said that you were brilliant for editing my post ten pages ago?

you're a brilliant post

[Providence Peep]

complain or applaud, this raw has been wanky

Then why did you keep watching it?

[mike adamle]

this is the internet so im guessing your 43 and a binman or u sweep childrens poo up from the cinema

Kids shit at the movies?

[The Show Off]

this is the internet so im guessing your 43 and a binman or u sweep childrens poo up from the cinema

Exactly how many kids take a shit in the actual movie theater?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[The Show Off]

Kids shit at the movies?

Beat me to it GM.

[HBPunk]

Exactly how many kids take a shit in the actual movie theater?

11 this year already

[Providence Peep]

HBPunk probably does it all the time and thinks it's normal behavior.

[HBPunk]

Then why did you keep watching it?

im HUGELY addicted since 1995 and iv only missed 1 raw since 2003 so thats why id watch,it can still be shit ya moron

[parkmania]

Cena overcoming the odds just two weeks after being slammed on the steel steps by Batista.

[HBPunk]

HBPunk probably does it all the time and thinks it's normal behavior.

its very normal and encouraged

[Providence Peep]

im HUGELY addicted since 1995 and iv only missed 1 raw since 2003 so thats why id watch,it can still be shit ya moron

Like the shit that you leave in the movie theater?
Since 1995 means you've been watching it since you were.... 1?

[The Show Off]

Pairs figure skating is getting intense over on NBC.

[HBPunk]

Like the shit that you leave in the movie theater?

movie theatre, car wash, van, bin whatever

[AngryMidjit]

figure skating is predetermined

[VSG]

Ah nothing to take a thread on Raw off-topic like 2 kids fighting!

[HBPunk]

Like the shit that you leave in the movie theater?
Since 1995 means you've been watching it since you were.... 1?

i was born in 1984 ... so yes

[Providence Peep]

figure skating is predetermined


It's still real to me, dammit!

[AngryMidjit]

yep, this sure is a wrestlemania quality match all right

[The Show Off]

11 this year already

Only 11 kids in the whole world have shit in the movie theater in the past 46 days?

That hardly seems like it warrents hiring someone to clean it up.

[ClockShot]

Where's Psycho Michaels when you need him?

[HBPunk]

Only 11 kids in the whole world have shit in the movie theater in the past 46 days?

That hardly seems like it warrents hiring someone to clean it up.

well it does get outta control march thru janululy

[The Show Off]

Is that really called a Pump Kick?

[HBPunk]

how am i 1 in 1995???

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol DQ ending after all that. Fuck this shit</font>

[ClockShot]

I think Sheamus need another dose of venom.

[Providence Peep]

The run-in means nobody wins... they'll have to have a re-match! :n:

[The Show Off]

well it does get outta control march thru janululy

I wouldn't worry about it getting out of contol during a fake month.

[Providence Peep]

Do you think that was the first time Triple H has been between Sheamus' legs?

[HBPunk]

I wouldn't worry about it getting out of contol during a fake month.

well someone shud!!

[AngryMidjit]

wait, they never kept us updated on bret hart's condition

[Loose Cannon]

um, HBK???

[HBPunk]

Do you think that was the first time Triple H has been between Sheamus' legs?

yes, surely sheamus sucks the game?

[Loose Cannon]

DAMMIT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sheamus doesn't do that crucifix powerbomb right. Some time a wrestler is going to land on Sheamus' head

[HBPunk]

um, HBK???

he quit last week, remember?

[Providence Peep]

how am i 1 in 1995???

Because you lied to all of us about the year you were born.
We all know you're only 15.

[HBPunk]

Do you think that was the first time Triple H has been between Sheamus' legs?

explain this 1 in 1995 its fascinating

[Providence Peep]

wait, they never kept us updated on bret hart's condition

Damn! I hope he's OK. What a night of tragedy in the WWE Universe. :shifty:

[Nark Order]

Sheamus doesn't do that crucifix powerbomb right. Some time a wrestler is going to land on Sheamus' head

How do you mean? I've always that it looked dangerous when Hall and Awesome did it too. Just a dangerous looking move. Looks like the key is to toss them more forward than downward.

[HBPunk]

Because you lied to all of us about the year you were born.
We all know you're only 15.

oh ok, i didnt realise you were retarded. eat your pineapple dipped in ketchup and have a nice little rest in your handicapped toilet