Official RAW Thread for 02/15/10 - JERRY SPRINGER READS TPWW

[Xero]

Sup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/old

[moonface]

Jerry jerry!

[EDWARD]

i bet that kofi-dibiase match should be good.

[HBPunk]

no mention of punks beard tonight please

[Cool King]

Yeah don't mention Punk's beard.

Oh shi-

[RatedGSuperstar]

Just don't suck.

I agree that Kofi-DiBiase will probably (hopefully) be the match of the night.

[The Gold Standard]

I really hope Kofi wins tonight. It feels like a long time since he got a good win.

[Loose Cannon]

all I care about is HBK right now. hopefully the whole show is centered around him

[EDWARD]

you know i kinda feel bad for dibiase, he's like the janetty of the group.

[HBPunk]

just amazed how many pre pubescent boys in here cant stop talking about the beards of punk and knox, for the most part beards suck dick, shaving every three days is balls

[HBPunk]

love the face reaction orton gets when he fights a heel, wwe have had a heel vs heel match for 3 straight weeks and the crowd reaction has been pretty sweet. reminds me of early 97 when a heel austin fought a heel hunter hearst helmsley

[DarKCentaur]

just amazed how many pre pubescent boys in here cant stop talking about the beards of punk and knox, for the most part beards suck dick, shaving every three days is balls

I like my men clean-shaven too

[HBPunk]

I like my men clean-shaven too

:) yes its much nicer to kiss the lips of a hairless mantaur

[Droford]

just amazed how many pre pubescent boys in here cant stop talking about the beards of punk and knox, for the most part beards suck dick, shaving every three days is balls

Im 27 and cant grow any hair at all so Im envious.

[HBPunk]

Im 27 and cant grow any hair at all so Im envious.

like incl. pubes or you are entirely hairless?

[HBPunk]

i am sooooo bad at gambling, lost about 2 grand in three months. fuckin argentinean soccer

[HBPunk]

this thread is up awful early but i start my raw weed smoking when this thread starts so cheers everyone

[The Gold Standard]

I don't know what it is, but I have an obsession with Kofi. I think he can really be the next big thing.

[HBPunk]

I don't know what it is, but I have an obsession with Kofi. I think he can really be the next big thing.

well u love kofi and obviously shelton benjamin and mvp so i think u just really endorse black people. good stuff

[screech]

all I care about is HBK right now. hopefully the whole show is centered around him

I am also anxious to see what he does this week. Loving his character right now.

[The Gold Standard]

well u love kofi and obviously shelton benjamin and mvp so i think u just really endorse black people. good stuff

I think they are really good. I am also a big fan of Swagger.

[screech]

well u love kofi and obviously shelton benjamin and mvp so i think u just really endorse black people. good stuff

:rofl:

[parkmania]

I grow out a beard every winter and shave it off once spring arrives. Every bit of extra insulation while walking to and from work helps.

[The Gold Standard]

I grow out a beard every winter and shave it off once spring arrives. Every bit of extra insulation while walking to and from work helps.

I am doing that right now too.

[HBPunk]

im glad beard growth is now a topic, wondifferous

[The Jayman]

hopefully this will be a good show

[HBPunk]

I am doing that right now too.

my facial hair seems to find it funny to grow again the day after i shave so i tend to grow it for a week or two and then lawnmower the cock off it in the shower.shower ends up lasting about 2 hours at which point my foreskin looks like benjamin button's nutsack

[The Jayman]

I don't know what it is, but I have an obsession with The Gold Standard. I think he can really be the next big thing.

fixed

[HBPunk]

Very unique and clever jayman, you are way way way too funny

[The Jayman]

shut up HBPunk

[HBPunk]

i love you HBPunk

awwww xx

[The Jayman]

you and your trickery

[HBPunk]

Cant wait to see The Miz tonight. vintage collection is on now, cant believe i remember this raw. putskis vs lawlors

[screech]

Jayman is a slippery devil.

I like that.

[HBPunk]

anybody wanna say something about wrestling?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm really stoked about this Raw for no reason in particular. Let's rock.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HBPunk, good to see you back...sorta.

[HBPunk]

HBPunk, good to see you back...sorta.

you kinda are though..did you suit up for my return?

[HBPunk]

bulldog vs maivia, bret on commentary

[RatedGSuperstar]

Is HBPunk the one that kept bitching about his mean stepdad Dave? Or was that a different one? I haven't stayed in a Raw thread for a long time.

I'm kind of excited for this, too, for no reason. Maybe because I've spent most of President's Day watching old Attitude Era channels on justin.tv and it has me all nostalgic and markish.

[ClockShot]

They gotta get Jerry's entrance down pat. From the camera work to the music.

Hope Lawler understands the fans ain't chanting for him tonight.

[HBPunk]

Is HBPunk the one that kept bitching about his mean stepdad Dave?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?? i was banned for being awesome

[HBPunk]

Two dead men main eventing vintage collection here Perfect vs Tornado

[Lux]

I'm excited!!!... why

[HBPunk]

I'm excited!!!... why

cos raw is actually good now? its really weird

[Lux]

it is

:?:

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS WAR

[HBPunk]

aww yeahhhhhh perfect plex after interference from dibiase and heenan

[DaVe]

dog show ahaha

[RatedGSuperstar]

Not many things are funnier than a Raw cut-in during the Westminster Dog Show.

[The Gold Standard]

It is Go Time

[HBPunk]

how old is that chick in modern family? shes like a sexy little illegal mila kunis yumm

[ClockShot]

Since when did Vince give a damn about President's Day?

[HBPunk]

fuck this stupid shit anthem..troops bla bla

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ugh, it's not even a real holiday. Just another excuse for government employees to get a long weekend.

[Triple Naitch]

This girl makes me feel like Super Slim. :-\

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ooh, high notes are not her specialty.

[HBPunk]

love this raw theme

[el bobbo]

I wonder how many times I've heard Nickelback?

[jerichoholicninja]

how old is that chick in modern family? shes like a sexy little illegal mila kunis yumm

18

[DaVe]

love americans complaining about a holiday, with their anthem played, etc.; least its your country haha

[Poit]

Ugh, it's not even a real holiday. Just another excuse for government employees to get a long weekend.

I don't work for the government, but I had today off.

[el bobbo]

This Jerry Springer thing sounds like it's going to be painful to watch.

[HBPunk]

springer..gay jokes...santino...kozlov segment CALLED IT NOW

[ClockShot]

Hitman in the house. Nice nice.

[HBPunk]

IM IRISH, THAT ANTHEM SINGING IS AWFUL

[ClockShot]

Sheamus opens up. Getting the garbage over and done with first.

[HBPunk]

Sheamus :) ireland 1 usa 0

[RatedGSuperstar]

Sheamus/Orton to start the show, huh? Interesting.

[HBPunk]

sheamus must go over here

[DaVe]

thats some crazy skilled slithering

[RawRocks]

What the hell is this to start off Raw? Main event quality match..
Anyone notice how early Sheamus has been having matches on Raw lately?

[HBPunk]

cole is wrong,the chamber isnt your last chance to get to mania.edge can only pick one champion (jericho) so raw wil have a shit tournament

[Lux]

sheamus needs a punt to the skull

[ClockShot]

sheamus needs a punt to the skull

Here here.

[muffalufagus]

I didn't hear what they announced as the main event. Anyone catch that?

[ClockShot]

Trips vs. Cena

[RatedGSuperstar]

What the hell is this to start off Raw? Main event quality match..
Anyone notice how early Sheamus has been having matches on Raw lately?

Because the main event is TWO OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE HISTORY OF RAW, HHH AGAINST JOHN CENA! It's like a WrestleMania main event, and it's on Raw!

That's actually how Cole and King hyped it. You can't make this stuff up.

[HBPunk]

legacy turn here

[ClockShot]

Who's gonna rush the ring?

[el bobbo]

Isn't this the same way it ended the other week?

[DaVe]

haha, cody isn't the best at sneak attacks

[ClockShot]

Now's the time for Cawdy to get crucified.

[HBPunk]

sweeet

[muffalufagus]

That was actually really good. This is the first time I've watched RAW since the week before Bret came back for the 2nd time.

[Lux]

Here here.

bright side, he got RKO'd :D

[HBPunk]

That was actually really good. This is the first time I've watched RAW since the week before Bret came back for the 2nd time.

wow two weeks!!

[Loose Cannon]

wow, nice pop for Orton there

[ClockShot]

Canada going green? Or did that T-shirt company run out of red shirts?

[muffalufagus]

So how awful is Trips vs. Cena gonna be?

[muffalufagus]

wow two weeks!!

And that was the first time I watched it in about a year. Only reason I saw it was cos I was there live.

[HBPunk]

That was actually really good. This is the first time I've watched RAW since the week before Bret came back for the 2nd time.

nominate this penis for the slammy for 'worlds most dedicated fan'

[Team Sheep]

Good start to Raw.

[muffalufagus]

nominate this penis for the slammy for 'worlds most dedicated fan'

You're hilarious my man.

[DaVe]

SHYURRRRDDDUUPPPPPPP

never gets old

[el bobbo]

Thank you Jerry for allowing Bret to appear tonight...

[HBPunk]

SHYURRRRDDDUUPPPPPPP

:|

[Nark Order]

I can't even get used to seeing Bret Hart every week. This is surreal as fuck.

[HBPunk]

You're hilarious my man.

you are gorgeous my girl

[Loose Cannon]

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

[Loose Cannon]

lol is that Zen in the front row

[Loose Cannon]

all I hear is Zen

[ClockShot]

Bret getting "what" treatment. Didn't think that would happen.

[HBPunk]

yeah bret,batista is a goon. these fans are disrespectful buttholes,how dare they chant what

[Calamondin]

lol @ the guy verbally molesting Bret.

[HBPunk]

and cena cuts shit promos??

[Loose Cannon]

ugh god, why are they making Bret suck Cena's cock now too

[HBPunk]

''ehhh vince is a liar ehhh excellence ehhh screwed..ehh funny story about owen..''

[Nark Order]

and cena cuts shit promos??

Did you happen to see his last 2 promos? They were wonderful.

[HBPunk]

what a fuckin babe behind mitchell cole

[parkmania]

So next week Vince will be back and Cena will confront him AGAIN???

[HBPunk]

Did you happen to see his last 2 promos? They were wonderful.

i meant bret cant talk

[ClockShot]

Goodbye tour......

[parkmania]

OK, time for Bret's Dead Man Walking schtick.

[Loose Cannon]

wow this is awkward

[Loose Cannon]

I think he called Jack Swagger "Cowboy"

[HBPunk]

i figure bret rode alicia fox last night

[HBPunk]

taker in the limo

[Nark Order]

Oh, that Bret promo was fine. He was never a very flashy talker. His appeal is how sincere and honest his promos are. He's a genuine guy and it all comes through.

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck

[Calamondin]

... well, this is fucking weird.

[parkmania]

Wow, that car was in reverse for like a minute before it moved.


Now for kayfabe, how much did Vince pay that woman to do that?

[Poit]

... seriously?

[muffalufagus]

Well that settles the argument on how Bret would work a match at WM.

[HBPunk]

who was driving?kelly kelly?

[el bobbo]

What the hell are they trying to do? Somewhat interesting.

[Nark Order]

The lady in the tan car SCREWED BRET!

[ClockShot]

This is stupid.

[Lux]

so... thoughts on this

[Loose Cannon]

is Gail Kim like Bret's girl or something?

[Calamondin]

So if this has taught me anything: long, awkward backstage segment + limo = DISASTER.

[Loose Cannon]

Austin's in the ambulence

[Lux]

whata dumb bitch

[Nark Order]

She did it... for The Rock.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol fucking women drivers</font>

[Loose Cannon]

having 1997 flashback

[Nark Order]

She did it... for the people.

[RawRocks]

okay that was.. weird

[HBPunk]

i thought that girl was stef for a minute,wish the nwo turned up to destroy the ambulance and why didnt cena FU the woman driver?

[muffalufagus]

Well it will set up the Cena v Batista with Hart/McMahon in the corners I'd imagine. Segment was terrible though. Very awkward.

[ClockShot]

Bummer, that was a nice BMW too.

[Team Sheep]

What the fuck? Is this their way of writing Bret out of Wrestlemania? :-\

[HBPunk]

im sure its part of something very big

[Loose Cannon]

yes, amazing

[el bobbo]

What's worse; a drunk driver or a woman driver?

[parkmania]

Man, that slowed down the tempo for the rest of the night. Gonna need to inject a <s>lethal</s> dose of <s>poison</s> caffeine into the WWE for the rest of the night to keep any viewers.

[DarKCentaur]

Either that, or Vince will now come out and give Bret the match since he has no leg.

[HBPunk]

perhaps they wanna get bret over with the legions of disabled and retarded fans?

[DaVe]

the earlier part of the segment was a little awkward, but i don't mind the general idea of what happened

[parkmania]

Thought the blonde might have been Stacy Keibler for a moment.

[Loose Cannon]

lol the general idea. that's WWE writing for you these days

"Don't worry, you'll get the general idea"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lmfao "the worst night in Bret Hart's life" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HBPunk]

Thought the blonde might have been Satcy Keibler for a moment.

yeah i was thinking they were building to a Kiebler vs Hart WM match

[DaVe]

AWEEESOMEE

[Nark Order]

LOL at this theme

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Miz and Shows mash up is terrible

[Poit]

ShowMiz is here, everything is better now.

[Nark Order]

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL..... AWEEEESSSOOOMMEE

[ClockShot]

Big Show ought to be making a fortune with his music getting mixed so many times.

[HBPunk]

these mash themes are usually pants for 2 or 3 weeks. oh fuck mark henry the overgrown teapot twunt

[Providence Peep]

Does anyone else think Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase will join up with Sheamus?

[ClockShot]

I see the Red Team has reunited.

[Nark Order]

Really hope there is a worthy tag team championship match at WM this year.

[parkmania]

Wow, that was a horrible miss by MVP on the kick.

[HBPunk]

Does anyone else think Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase will join up with Sheamus?

i was thinking that at the rumble. on a side note i love how jerry springer is being used, fuck him

[el bobbo]

Thought the blonde might have been Stacy Keibler for a moment.

Me too. There were some odd people in that backstage segment.

[Nark Order]

I hear they signed Joey Mercury. A ShowMiz vs MNM (Complete with Melina as manager) at WM for the belts would be great.

[Loose Cannon]

good call Providence Peep. I think you are right

[AngryMidjit]

who else thinks they're only hyping that damn dog show LIVE ON CNBC just so next week, they can say that raw was again the highest rated show, even beating out the dog show?

[HBPunk]

Me too. There were some odd people in that backstage segment.

just the young guys wasnt it?

[HBPunk]

anyone watching on sky sports?? these ads about abusive relationships are so fuckin funny, granted im baked but really am enjoying them

[HBPunk]

i wish mark henry was world champion and he fueded with the big show for three years mostly about the dissappearance of show's cupcake

[Nark Order]

Show droppin the leg.

[ClockShot]

Yo, they just ran an ad that Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore are gonna sign autographs at my local mall this saturday.

Pass.

[AngryMidjit]

i wish mark henry was world champion and he fueded with the big show for three years mostly about the dissappearance of show's cupcake

that's a tna quality fued right there

[parkmania]

Yeah, Jerry. IRL Bret won't even be SEEN by the ER staff until after Raw is off the air.

[parkmania]

GO MVP!!!!

[Nark Order]

God, why?

[VSG]

Nice way to put down the new champs! Where is Springer anyway??

[HBPunk]

aww cunt, now they will get a title match,why encourage mvp and his walking talking turd

[AngryMidjit]

10 bucks says santino is involved in this jerry springer "comedy" shit

[parkmania]

WWE's most intimate secret! So Steph and Savage are finally going to admit it???

[HBPunk]

when was springer popular?? 1993? i remember thinking i was awesome sneaking a peek at the show back then and by 1997 it was bollocks

[The Gold Standard]

I like how the new champs lose their first match after winning them.

[Team Sheep]

Miz to drop the belt to MVP on Sunday?

[el bobbo]

just the young guys wasnt it?

Yeah. The ones who you only see on Superstars and such...

[RatedGSuperstar]

Fine with the tag match result. Less about burying new champs and more about continuing the Miz/MVP feud.

[Lux]

so if the final episode of ECW is tomorrow night... what will become of the ECW title?

[RawRocks]

Wonder if Jerry Springer will have skit where he tries to figure out which WWE star is fathering the child of a current WWE Diva?

[The Gold Standard]

Does anyone watch The Jerry Springer show anymore?

[el bobbo]

Shut the fuck up King. Quit acting like you give a damn.

[parkmania]

Thinking about what's going to happen to the ECW belt after tomorrow reminded me: When the hell is Teddy going to reintroduce the Million Dollar Belt?

[HBPunk]

nobody has won more than 1 chamber except trips who won 4... well naturally

[ClockShot]

Zero reaction. I'm dissapointed.

[el bobbo]

I wish I were watching Smackdown.

[screech]

Does anyone watch The Jerry Springer show anymore?

I still find it hilarious.

[The Gold Standard]

Fine with the tag match result. Less about burying new champs and more about continuing the Miz/MVP feud.

I hope the feud goes to Mania. I think they work well together.

[screech]

Zero reaction. I'm dissapointed.

[HBPunk]

smackdown is for 6 year olds

[screech]

King needs to stop talking.

[AngryMidjit]

kelly kelly needs a sandwich

[parkmania]

Kelly Kelly to reveal (after all this time) that she really IS an exhibitionist?

[HBPunk]

i just spunked my pants against the tv when kelly came out, my fucking balls are empty

[el bobbo]

Butterface is pregnant!

[AngryMidjit]

hornswaggle is the father

[The Gold Standard]

Wonder if Jerry Springer will have skit where he tries to figure out which WWE star is fathering the child of a current WWE Diva?

Good Call

[RawRocks]

Wonder if Jerry Springer will have skit where he tries to figure out which WWE star is fathering the child of a current WWE Diva?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[parkmania]

EAT A SANDWICH < clap clap clapclapclap >

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol! Kelly Kelly is a whore haha

[ClockShot]

Well gee golly gosh damn..........

WHERE'S MAURY?!?!

[AngryMidjit]

10 bucks, please

[HBPunk]

nice pop for santino

[Lux]

oh sweet jesus at least it isn't Hornswoggle

[screech]

ATTA BOY SANTINO!

[Nark Order]

LOL SANTINO BABY DADDY

[parkmania]

OK, Kelly. First rule of doing comedy - DON'T FUCKING LAUGH AT YOURSELF!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO! Santino knocked up Kelly Kelly.. And amazingly, Kelly looks fitter tonight than ever.. lol

[Poit]

Kelly can't hold back the laughter. :p

[Nark Order]

lol Maury

[parkmania]

What'll Beth think about Santino's two-timing?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Haha, so much for PG era!

[HBPunk]

woah PG my balls

[screech]

No one cares about Cole

[AngryMidjit]

LOOSE LIPPED


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[parkmania]

OH GOD, NOT HACKSAW COMING UP!

[The Gold Standard]

Maybe this will lead to Cole leaving.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, this is real awkward

[muffalufagus]

WOW THIS IS AWFUL.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Loose lipped hussy!

This is asinine. But at least it's not PG, and Kelly is a whore.

[Loose Cannon]

Raw is awkward

[Poit]

This is absurd. And not in a good way.

[el bobbo]

This is retarded... yet I'm compelled.

[Nark Order]

What? So apparently Kelly Kelly has unprotected sex with everybody?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL Grand Masta Sexay

[muffalufagus]

ROFL @ GRANDMASTER SEXY COMMENT OMGGGGGG

[parkmania]

LMAO!

"Wait a minute, Jerry! Isn't she a little too old for you?"

[HBPunk]

i love this, its nuts

[AngryMidjit]

the bellas are actually dudes

[Poit]

LOL, Santino mentioned Grandmaster Sexay.

[dronepool]

Wow. What a waste of time.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

... LOL! One of the Bella's is a man. bwahahaha

[Loose Cannon]

put the bullet in my scull now

[Poit]

the bellas are actually dudes

Good call. :rofl:

[Loose Cannon]

and you guys rip TNA? Really

[AngryMidjit]

wow, this is almost as good as having zz top host raw

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Even Kelly is up there thinking "wow... I agreed to be a total skank... awesome"

[HBPunk]

YEAHHHHH THE MASTERPECS

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This is the worst thing I think I've ever watched...

[Nark Order]

Masters getting some of Kelly too.