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Splaya
02-16-2010, 04:18 PM
Results courtesy of The Wrestling Observer (http://www.f4wonline.com/):

Awesome Kong and TNA settled their issues, at least enough that she was wrestling on tonight's show in an Xpolsion match as Kong & Hamada beat The Beautiful People to keep the tag titles

For Thursday's show:

Show opens with a Pope promo, talking about his match with A.J. Styles at Lockdown. Ric Flair and Styles came out with several women. Pope called him Dick Flair, which comes from the mid-90s and Shane Douglas. As Flair corrected him on the name, Pope said your name may be Ric, but you're still a Dick. He called Flair a well dresseed piece of crap. As Pope and Flair went back-and-forth, Styles started insulting Pope and Pope went after both of them. They beat down Pope and Pillmanized his ankle with a chair. Styles then put on the figure four and security had to pull Styles off him.

Tara b Daffney via DQ in a non-title match for using a tool box as a foreign object. She ended up putting a bicycle railing on Tara and started smashing the railing with a chair until Dr. Stevie came out and took her to the back.

Orlando Jordan b Samoa Joe clean with the back stabber

Kaz (no more Suicide) & Amazing Red & Generation Me b Doug Williams & Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin & Brian Kendirck when Kaz pinned Doug

Eric Bischoff announced Jeff Jarrett vs. Abyss and if Jarrett doesn't hit Abyss with a barbed wire bat, then Jarrett has to leave TNA.

Abyss vs. Jarrett saw Jarrett think about using the bat but refusing to. Eric Bischoff stopped the match and ordered his new team of henchman, which are Homicide, Raven, Desmond Wolfe, Tomko and Rhino) to attack both men. They held Abyss and called for Hogan to unmask him, but Hogan refused to unmask him and called him to the back.

Beer Money b Brutus Magnus & Rob Terry by pinning Magnus. Rob Terry is now the Global champion. Magnus said Terry was a screw up and that he and not Terry should be Global champion. So Terry teases giving Magnus the belt, but then attacked him and laid him out so it looked like a face turn for Terry.

Hogan, Bischoff and Abyss are in the office. Hogan told Bischoff to leave. Hogan said that Abyss is a real life monster, and took off his WWE Hall of Fame ring and gave it to Abyss telling him it was a ring that would give him magical powers.

Kurt Angle b Daniels with the ankle lock

Angle did a promo saying the chain that he wore was given to him from soldiers he met at an army base in Texas and that Ken Anderson disrespected them by using it as an object. He vowed revenge on Anderson. Anderson was all sarcastic saying how touched he was and amazed at Angle's ability to kiss people's ass for attention. They ended up brawling with Anderson using a low blow and laying Angle out with a mic. Anderson claimed TNA stands for Total Nonstop Anderson.

There was a brawl with Eric Young & Kevin Nash vs. Scott Hall & Syxx-Pac. Hogan showed up. This may be the end of the show

They taped some stuff ahead for the 2/25 show

It opened with Flair and Styles doing an interview. Styles says, "To be the man, you've got to beat the man." Flair cut a promo on Hogan and Abyss. Abyss came out to Hogan's "American Made" music and wearing Hogan's ring. Flair said Abyss may be superhuman when it comes to strength but he's not a Hall of Fame wrestler and calls him a clown. Flair said Abyss couldn't even shine his shoes. Abyss said that's true because he's not a shoe shine boy. Styles called Abyss a joke and he and Flair demand Abyss take the Hall of Fame ring off and give it to Styles, a real Hall of Fame wrestler. Then Hogan came out and a four-way argument beings.

Team 3-D b Nasty Boys in a tables match. Jesse Neal is back as a babyface as he got the helmet from Jimmy Hart and threw it to Devon to set up the win, which was a 3-D on Sags through a table

Beer Money challenged for a tag title match. Hernandez agreed to give them a match.

Kaz b Brian Kendrick

from wrestleview.com

kareru
02-16-2010, 04:21 PM
erm....so?

abyss has a retard gimmick if you didn't know

Mr. Nerfect
02-16-2010, 04:22 PM
And so we see the angle of Abyss getting a monster push begin. I like Abyss and everything, but I just do no see what Hogan does.

The weirdest things from those tapings is probably Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe clean. In other reports, the finish sounds kind of cool, but I assume a lot of people within the IWC will take issue with the result.

Kaz losing the Suicide gimmick is interesting. It seems he is going to be next-in-line for a shot at the X-Division Title. The Suicide gimmick went on longer than it should have. I wonder if it's really over, though; or if we will get Kaz doing double-duty. Also, I hate the name "Kaz."

erickman
02-16-2010, 04:45 PM
maby he can have some of undertakers powers

KIRA
02-16-2010, 05:15 PM
maby he can have some of undertakers powers

Yeah... but in the realm of suspended logic at least takers powers make sense

kareru
02-16-2010, 05:20 PM
just to clarify abyss does not have any magical powers

Rammsteinmad
02-16-2010, 05:23 PM
So Bischoff has his 'henchmen' and Hogan and blah blah blah what the fuck is wrong with TNA seriously come on!

TNA has a fucking amazing roster and they're throwing all this fucking WCW2000/'Hogan is still the man' bullshit at us WTF!

On the plus side, Angle VS Daniels. :y:

Anybody Thrilla
02-16-2010, 05:28 PM
All of that sounds awful.

Rammsteinmad
02-16-2010, 05:33 PM
All of that sounds awful.

Angle VS Daniels

:foc:

Anybody Thrilla
02-16-2010, 05:44 PM
Diamond in some serious rough.

Rammsteinmad
02-16-2010, 05:47 PM
Youtube. :D

Anybody Thrilla
02-16-2010, 05:49 PM
Never heard of it.

Joesgonnakillyou
02-16-2010, 05:53 PM
The weirdest things from those tapings is probably Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe clean. In other reports, the finish sounds kind of cool, but I assume a lot of people within the IWC will take issue with the result.

*raises hand*

VSG
02-16-2010, 06:31 PM
Wait! So Kaz gets caught with his penis exposed in someone else, and TNA shows their response by having his face exposed as well?

Droford
02-16-2010, 09:12 PM
Abyss should be ssybA now.

Fignuts
02-16-2010, 09:20 PM
Why the fuck is Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe? Clean, at that.

Also, this...

Eric Bischoff announced Jeff Jarrett vs. Abyss and if Jarrett doesn't hit Abyss with a barbed wire bat, then Jarrett has to leave TNA.

Abyss vs. Jarrett saw Jarrett think about using the bat but refusing to. Eric Bischoff stopped the match and ordered his new team of henchman, which are Homicide, Raven, Desmond Wolfe, Tomko and Rhino) to attack both men. They held Abyss and called for Hogan to unmask him, but Hogan refused to unmask him and called him to the back.

....sounds like a giant mess. Never mind that the match stipulation was one of the most retarded I've ever heard. What the hell are Desmond Wolfe, Homicide, and Raven doing as mindless henchmen?

And if Styles is facing Pope at the next PPV, why is he starting a fued with Abyss?
None of this makes any sense at all.

Fignuts
02-16-2010, 09:23 PM
The magical powers thing just sounds like Hogan taking advantage of Abyss' stupidity.

It honestly makes more sense than anything else in those spoilers.

McLegend
02-16-2010, 09:27 PM
Rofl Orlando Jordan... I love TNA.

parkmania
02-16-2010, 09:29 PM
So Abyss is the new Evad Sullivan?

KayfabeMan
02-17-2010, 02:41 AM
WoW. Just....WoW.

It's right in front of their face and they still can't get it right.

Mr. Nerfect
02-17-2010, 11:01 AM
Where the fuck is Sean Morley. He would save all of this. :(

Ermaximus
02-17-2010, 01:10 PM
what the fuck is wrong with TNA seriously come on!


Vince

Russo!

Xero
02-17-2010, 01:11 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/wiggumbooking.png

The Jayman
02-17-2010, 01:33 PM
Vince

Russo!

you will feel the wrath of TNARick for that one

kareru
02-18-2010, 09:00 PM
you guys should watch the show rather than judge it by the spoilers, it was a rather good show

Xero
02-18-2010, 09:02 PM
I will be.

Loose Cannon
02-18-2010, 09:05 PM
you wanna just make this the live thread

Loose Cannon
02-18-2010, 09:06 PM
I didn't even realize Pope was Elijah Burke until last week :lol:

Xero
02-18-2010, 09:06 PM
lol

Loose Cannon
02-18-2010, 09:07 PM
I liked the name Elijah Burke and the Elijah Express so much. I don't really like this Deangelo Dinero and his character

kareru
02-18-2010, 09:08 PM
you mean it hasn't even air'd there yet?

Loose Cannon
02-18-2010, 09:08 PM
I don't mind what they are doing with AJ, I just hope he eventually does his own thing and not copy Flair in every single thing. Hopefully he turns on Flair soon and says he doesn't need him.

Xero
02-18-2010, 09:09 PM
you mean it hasn't even air'd there yet?

Just started.

Loose Cannon
02-18-2010, 09:14 PM
and I think Tenay has to go. He's a great 2nd or 3rd guy, but not a great lead. He doesn't get me pumped for anything like Ross or even Schivonie did

jettson80
02-18-2010, 09:23 PM
besides every single night being the greatest night in the history of our sport, i liked tony schiavone. good play by play, imo

Innovator
02-18-2010, 09:38 PM
man poor joe

James Diesel
02-18-2010, 09:43 PM
Who the hell are they talking about making a return?

James Diesel
02-18-2010, 09:52 PM
So it was all about Kaz......I thought they were talking about something bigger :/

kareru
02-18-2010, 09:53 PM
So it was all about Kaz......I thought they were talking about something bigger :/

yup, and he didn't even do the flux capacitor

James Diesel
02-18-2010, 09:59 PM
It was still a pretty solid match. In fact Impact! has been going at a pretty decent pace tonight. The commercials haven't felt overbearing. Promo's haven't been raping the show and already a good amount of matches have gone by.

I may give at least a thumb up to them for tonight's show but I know that thumb will likely descend after next week.

jettson80
02-18-2010, 10:37 PM
Boy that ring must be much better than Mick's flannel. Some of that was a pretty good promo from Hogan, though.

kareru
02-18-2010, 10:44 PM
the monster is back

Traiklin1982
02-18-2010, 11:11 PM
Just some thoughts on tonights show

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!








I dont mind seing Abyss with Hogans ring as long as he stops acting like a child.

I think the people who took Joe away might end up being his nation of violence
(Raven)
(Rhino)
(Tomko)
(Homacide)
(Desmond Wolf)- I think they would just keep him solo

I like what they are doing with "The Band" It really makes watching Hall and Waltman fun.
And Hall and Waltman havent even really messed up yet!!! Nash and Hogan both gave great promos tonight.

The Pope is great and its nice they are pushing him.

Arnold HamNegger
02-19-2010, 01:54 AM
On the plus side, Angle VS Daniels. :y:

Yeah, but unfortunately the match lasted all but one minute.
:nono:

taker707
02-19-2010, 04:35 AM
Why the fuck is Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe? Clean, at that.

Also, this...

Eric Bischoff announced Jeff Jarrett vs. Abyss and if Jarrett doesn't hit Abyss with a barbed wire bat, then Jarrett has to leave TNA.

Abyss vs. Jarrett saw Jarrett think about using the bat but refusing to. Eric Bischoff stopped the match and ordered his new team of henchman, which are Homicide, Raven, Desmond Wolfe, Tomko and Rhino) to attack both men. They held Abyss and called for Hogan to unmask him, but Hogan refused to unmask him and called him to the back.

....sounds like a giant mess. Never mind that the match stipulation was one of the most retarded I've ever heard. What the hell are Desmond Wolfe, Homicide, and Raven doing as mindless henchmen?

And if Styles is facing Pope at the next PPV, why is he starting a fued with Abyss?
None of this makes any sense at all.

hes feuding with abyss because lockdown is when aj vs pope is and thats not till april . Stupid booking i know but it at least clears it up

Traiklin1982
02-19-2010, 08:48 AM
I think Orlando Jordon has been doing great as well. I have been shocked by him in TNA.

Kane Knight
02-19-2010, 10:26 AM
The magical powers thing just sounds like Hogan taking advantage of Abyss' stupidity.

It honestly makes more sense than anything else in those spoilers.

I cringed at this, then I saw Impact, and it isn't as bad as advertised. It really does make sense. not a fan of Abyss with the demeanor of a teenage girl, so this could actually be a good thing.

I was expecting something worse. Especially when Hogan mentioned Superman's cape.

Loose Cannon
02-19-2010, 12:19 PM
yea, Impact's spoilers have been coming off better on TV lately. I mean it wasn't a great show, but it was decent.