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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Impact spoilers (you think WWE is bad, Abyss now has magical powers)
Results courtesy of The Wrestling Observer:
Awesome Kong and TNA settled their issues, at least enough that she was wrestling on tonight's show in an Xpolsion match as Kong & Hamada beat The Beautiful People to keep the tag titles For Thursday's show: Show opens with a Pope promo, talking about his match with A.J. Styles at Lockdown. Ric Flair and Styles came out with several women. Pope called him Dick Flair, which comes from the mid-90s and Shane Douglas. As Flair corrected him on the name, Pope said your name may be Ric, but you're still a Dick. He called Flair a well dresseed piece of crap. As Pope and Flair went back-and-forth, Styles started insulting Pope and Pope went after both of them. They beat down Pope and Pillmanized his ankle with a chair. Styles then put on the figure four and security had to pull Styles off him. Tara b Daffney via DQ in a non-title match for using a tool box as a foreign object. She ended up putting a bicycle railing on Tara and started smashing the railing with a chair until Dr. Stevie came out and took her to the back. Orlando Jordan b Samoa Joe clean with the back stabber Kaz (no more Suicide) & Amazing Red & Generation Me b Doug Williams & Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin & Brian Kendirck when Kaz pinned Doug Eric Bischoff announced Jeff Jarrett vs. Abyss and if Jarrett doesn't hit Abyss with a barbed wire bat, then Jarrett has to leave TNA. Abyss vs. Jarrett saw Jarrett think about using the bat but refusing to. Eric Bischoff stopped the match and ordered his new team of henchman, which are Homicide, Raven, Desmond Wolfe, Tomko and Rhino) to attack both men. They held Abyss and called for Hogan to unmask him, but Hogan refused to unmask him and called him to the back. Beer Money b Brutus Magnus & Rob Terry by pinning Magnus. Rob Terry is now the Global champion. Magnus said Terry was a screw up and that he and not Terry should be Global champion. So Terry teases giving Magnus the belt, but then attacked him and laid him out so it looked like a face turn for Terry. Hogan, Bischoff and Abyss are in the office. Hogan told Bischoff to leave. Hogan said that Abyss is a real life monster, and took off his WWE Hall of Fame ring and gave it to Abyss telling him it was a ring that would give him magical powers. Kurt Angle b Daniels with the ankle lock Angle did a promo saying the chain that he wore was given to him from soldiers he met at an army base in Texas and that Ken Anderson disrespected them by using it as an object. He vowed revenge on Anderson. Anderson was all sarcastic saying how touched he was and amazed at Angle's ability to kiss people's ass for attention. They ended up brawling with Anderson using a low blow and laying Angle out with a mic. Anderson claimed TNA stands for Total Nonstop Anderson. There was a brawl with Eric Young & Kevin Nash vs. Scott Hall & Syxx-Pac. Hogan showed up. This may be the end of the show They taped some stuff ahead for the 2/25 show It opened with Flair and Styles doing an interview. Styles says, "To be the man, you've got to beat the man." Flair cut a promo on Hogan and Abyss. Abyss came out to Hogan's "American Made" music and wearing Hogan's ring. Flair said Abyss may be superhuman when it comes to strength but he's not a Hall of Fame wrestler and calls him a clown. Flair said Abyss couldn't even shine his shoes. Abyss said that's true because he's not a shoe shine boy. Styles called Abyss a joke and he and Flair demand Abyss take the Hall of Fame ring off and give it to Styles, a real Hall of Fame wrestler. Then Hogan came out and a four-way argument beings. Team 3-D b Nasty Boys in a tables match. Jesse Neal is back as a babyface as he got the helmet from Jimmy Hart and threw it to Devon to set up the win, which was a 3-D on Sags through a table Beer Money challenged for a tag title match. Hernandez agreed to give them a match. Kaz b Brian Kendrick from wrestleview.com |
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#2 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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erm....so?
abyss has a retard gimmick if you didn't know |
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#3 |
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And so we see the angle of Abyss getting a monster push begin. I like Abyss and everything, but I just do no see what Hogan does.
The weirdest things from those tapings is probably Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe clean. In other reports, the finish sounds kind of cool, but I assume a lot of people within the IWC will take issue with the result. Kaz losing the Suicide gimmick is interesting. It seems he is going to be next-in-line for a shot at the X-Division Title. The Suicide gimmick went on longer than it should have. I wonder if it's really over, though; or if we will get Kaz doing double-duty. Also, I hate the name "Kaz." |
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#5 |
king of sucks
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maby he can have some of undertakers powers
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Celestia's Left Hand
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#7 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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just to clarify abyss does not have any magical powers
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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So Bischoff has his 'henchmen' and Hogan and blah blah blah what the fuck is wrong with TNA seriously come on!
TNA has a fucking amazing roster and they're throwing all this fucking WCW2000/'Hogan is still the man' bullshit at us WTF! On the plus side, Angle VS Daniels. ![]() |
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It's High Noon!
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Southern Hospitality
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Terminator Daddy!
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Cranky Kong
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All of that sounds awful.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Cranky Kong
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Diamond in some serious rough.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Youtube.
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Cranky Kong
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Never heard of it.
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Wait! So Kaz gets caught with his penis exposed in someone else, and TNA shows their response by having his face exposed as well?
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Abyss should be ssybA now.
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Hey Mister!
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Why the fuck is Orlando Jordan going over Samoa Joe? Clean, at that.
Also, this... Eric Bischoff announced Jeff Jarrett vs. Abyss and if Jarrett doesn't hit Abyss with a barbed wire bat, then Jarrett has to leave TNA. Abyss vs. Jarrett saw Jarrett think about using the bat but refusing to. Eric Bischoff stopped the match and ordered his new team of henchman, which are Homicide, Raven, Desmond Wolfe, Tomko and Rhino) to attack both men. They held Abyss and called for Hogan to unmask him, but Hogan refused to unmask him and called him to the back. ....sounds like a giant mess. Never mind that the match stipulation was one of the most retarded I've ever heard. What the hell are Desmond Wolfe, Homicide, and Raven doing as mindless henchmen? And if Styles is facing Pope at the next PPV, why is he starting a fued with Abyss? None of this makes any sense at all. |
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#21 |
Hey Mister!
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The magical powers thing just sounds like Hogan taking advantage of Abyss' stupidity.
It honestly makes more sense than anything else in those spoilers. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I was expecting something worse. Especially when Hogan mentioned Superman's cape. |
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#23 |
Temporary
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Rofl Orlando Jordan... I love TNA.
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#24 |
#BUCTOBER
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So Abyss is the new Evad Sullivan?
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#25 |
TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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WoW. Just....WoW.
It's right in front of their face and they still can't get it right. |
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Where the fuck is Sean Morley. He would save all of this.
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#27 |
He's Here
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#28 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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you guys should watch the show rather than judge it by the spoilers, it was a rather good show
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#29 |
He's Here
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I will be.
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#30 |
I'm all there is
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you wanna just make this the live thread
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I'm all there is
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I didn't even realize Pope was Elijah Burke until last week
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#32 |
He's Here
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lol
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I'm all there is
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I liked the name Elijah Burke and the Elijah Express so much. I don't really like this Deangelo Dinero and his character
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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you mean it hasn't even air'd there yet?
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He's Here
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I'm all there is
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I don't mind what they are doing with AJ, I just hope he eventually does his own thing and not copy Flair in every single thing. Hopefully he turns on Flair soon and says he doesn't need him.
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I'm all there is
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and I think Tenay has to go. He's a great 2nd or 3rd guy, but not a great lead. He doesn't get me pumped for anything like Ross or even Schivonie did
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#38 |
Junior Member
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besides every single night being the greatest night in the history of our sport, i liked tony schiavone. good play by play, imo
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Inno Knows.
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man poor joe
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Butt Stallion says hello
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Who the hell are they talking about making a return?
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