Official RAW Thread for 02/22/10 - Spoilers: UUDDLRLRBA START

[jerichoholicninja]

this Wrestlemania song is fucking terrible

[DAMN iNATOR]

34 DAYS!!!

[screech]

this Wrestlemania song is fucking terrible

I agree.

[KIRA]

A diva bullriding contest? REALLY?! :nono: It's like RAW's gone back to being on shitty-ass TNN or something.


Divas have to get paid somehow

[ClockShot]

Break out the boots, the mechanical bullshit is about to pile up.

[Loose Cannon]

Jewel's looking hot

[The Gold Standard]

These two suck

[screech]

Jewel's looking hot

:y:

[The Gold Standard]

But Jewel does look hot

[DAMN iNATOR]

...aaaaaaaaaaand now we come to the "let's waste 10 minutes or more of everybody's Monday Nights!" portion of RAW.

[Loose Cannon]

her husband looks retarded

[screech]

This shall be horrendous.

[KIRA]

please end this quick

[SammyG]

I want to POUND KELLY KELLY

[SammyG]

Look at those fucking tits and ass. Jesus Christ.

[screech]

I wonder what Roberts is thinking during this.

[The Gold Standard]

I want to POUND KELLY KELLY

Who wouldn't

[RawRocks]

something tells me Jillian will get bounced off it pretty hard

[The Gold Standard]

AWESOME!!

[redoneja]

Kinda want to see Mae Young get thrown off a mechanical bull.

[The Gold Standard]

The Miz is great

[Loose Cannon]

lol "Really"

[DAMN iNATOR]

HMM...MizShow gonna ride the bull next?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Jewel's looking hot

Jewel has always looked hot.

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol a yodeling contest.

[Favre4Ever]

I thought the point of this was for the girls to wipe out.

[Loose Cannon]

this Ty Murray guy is really getting on my nerves

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Eve has really fucking hot legs. That is all.</font>

[DAMN iNATOR]

The bigger they are the quicker they fall!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I assumed the bull would break honestly

[Favre4Ever]

haha and of course they put it on warp speed for Show.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL Show looked like one of those Weeble toys

[Londoner]

so glad i got somehtin else to watchin during this bullshit, no pun intended

[screech]

Tony Atlas would have been perfect for this.

[Loose Cannon]

god shut the fuck up Murray. you sound like you should be on that red neck comedy tour thing

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It's really impossible to not like the Big Show</font>

[redoneja]

Damn, was seriously hoping for Mae Young to come out and attempt to ride.

[Londoner]

FUCK OFF GUEST HOSTS *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Loose Cannon]

haha, I love Miz

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Miz with the freebie heel heat shot.

[Favre4Ever]

Miz i like you don't talk shit about the Colts man....

[Loose Cannon]

Miz should of made fun of Jewel's music

[screech]

god shut the fuck up Murray. you sound like you should be on that red neck comedy tour thing

He is awful.

[Emperor Smeat]

who would be the Mrs Clean in the Miz/Show tag team?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bad to worse...*SIGH*

[screech]

I love ShowMiz

[Favre4Ever]

ah ha, so there IS a point to them being out there other than to have Show threaten that bull.

[Innovator]

God how long until Stone Cold guest hosts

[SOCCER LEGS]

why the fuck is jewel married to that redneck fuck? isn't she canadian? makes no sense

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn, was seriously hoping for Mae Young to come out and attempt to ride.

The thought that that was actually a feasible scenario that Vince could have done both terrified me and made me want to vomit at once.

[KIRA]

I never appreciate how big bigshow is till he stands next to normal looking people

[Juan]

why the fuck is jewel married to that redneck fuck? isn't she canadian? makes no sense

Are Canadians supposed to marry other Canadians?

[SOCCER LEGS]

Are Canadians supposed to marry other Canadians?

it's preferable to redneck retard trash

[Loose Cannon]

Ty Murray should take his mic skills to the Alabama state fair

[Juan]

it's preferable to redneck retard trash

lol settle down guy.

[VSG]

it's preferable to redneck retard trash

Boy you are in some mood! Chill down and watch the match..

[redoneja]

Kinda surprised by the lack of Triple H and Sheamus so far. Maybe there will be some interference in the main event? Maybe building up to Batista v Sheamus v HHH v Cena? Nah, probably not.

[Favre4Ever]

Danielson!

[Londoner]

danielson!

[ClockShot]

Dan "The Man" Bryan sighting.

I just made that up.

[Innovator]

DRAGON!

[KIRA]

Listening to Ty Murray "My god there are people that really do sound like larry the cable guy"

[Juan]

He's probably some rich snob who hates rednecks and lives in the Hampton's

[Loose Cannon]

did you ROH marks just cum in your pants?

[Innovator]

Best Cutaway IN THE WORLD

[Innovator]

did you ROH marks just cum in your pants?
I've devolved, just Dragon, Punk, and Joe

[Loose Cannon]

Best Cutaway IN THE WORLD

lol

[ClockShot]

So will Red Team win the titles tonight?

[Loose Cannon]

nice under shirt Mark

[Londoner]

So will Red Team win the titles tonight?

they best watch out for that bull

[RawRocks]

wow.. i didnt think Big Show could spear

[Favre4Ever]

Cole: "A FIVE HUNDRED POUND TRUCK!!!"

[screech]

nice under shirt Mark

Heavy duty tape job lol

[Juan]

wow.. i didnt think Big Show could spear

He does it all the time

[redoneja]

Pretty interesting. Cena, Orton, Dibiase, and Kingston were all in the Elimination Chamber match, yet none came to the ring bandaged up. Cena was the only one remotely selling injuries from the match.

Yet, Mark Henry takes one bump through a guardrail barrier and heavily bandaged.

[Innovator]

They're really acknowledging Bryan's indie past?

Different than just a random guy showing up

[screech]

wow.. i didnt think Big Show could spear

He's been doing it for years, actually. It started as a diving shoulder block and kind of evolved into a spear.

I still think it's more the former than the latter.

[Innovator]

nighty night Mizark

[Favre4Ever]

MVP really needs to be a heel again as well. Face MVP doesn't do dick for me.

[Loose Cannon]

I really really wish Farroq would come down after MVP and Henry lose multiple times and yell and slap them around. Then he finally knocks some sense into them and throws up his fist and they follow suit

[Londoner]

bret hart theme mark out moment!

[screech]

I really really wish Farroq would come down after MVP and Henry lose multiple times and yell and slap them around. Then he finally knocks some sense into them and throws up his fist and they follow suit

That would be pretty awesome.

[Innovator]

MVP would be great as a face if he wasn't neutered when he turned face

[Juan]

They're really acknowledging Bryan's indie past?

Different than just a random guy showing up

I'm pretty pumped for NXT

[Loose Cannon]

That would be pretty awesome.

yea, to be honest, I would mark out

[Innovator]

I'd mark for the Nation

[VSG]

Kinda surprised by the lack of Triple H and Sheamus so far. Maybe there will be some interference in the main event? Maybe building up to Batista v Sheamus v HHH v Cena? Nah, probably not.

Cole mentioned at the start that the doctor has not "cleared" HHH and Sheamus to show up tonight!

[KIRA]

TheresNOTHING Miz can teach The Dragon

[redoneja]

I really really wish Farroq would come down after MVP and Henry lose multiple times and yell and slap them around. Then he finally knocks some sense into them and throws up his fist and they follow suit

Or, Clarence Mason comes out and scouts Mark Henry and MVP for a few weeks before Farooq starts showing up.

[redoneja]

Cole mentioned at the start that the doctor has not "cleared" HHH and Sheamus to show up tonight!

O RLY?

Well then. That explains that.

[Emperor Smeat]

TheresNOTHING Miz can teach The Dragon

He could teach him how to be AWESOME :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

HOF TIME

[ClockShot]

Who's getting the call to the hall?

[Juan]

lol Wendi Richter. no way

[Loose Cannon]

OMG RICHTER

[Innovator]

WHOA wendi richter?!?!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty interesting. Cena, Orton, Dibiase, and Kingston were all in the Elimination Chamber match, yet none came to the ring bandaged up. Cena was the only one remotely selling injuries from the match.

Yet, Mark Henry takes one bump through a guardrail barrier and heavily bandaged.

Yeah, but even if it was a sell-job, Show still sent Henry through a part of the barrier that was reinforced with steel.

[Loose Cannon]

holy shit. never thought I'd see her in

[Innovator]

Jesus, bygones really are bygones these days with Vince

[Favre4Ever]

They all wore granny pants.

[Loose Cannon]

She was the first WWF screwjob

[RawRocks]

Wendi Richter hmm

[DAMN iNATOR]

Interesting choice for the HoF.

[Loose Cannon]

Rock N Wrestling cartoon :love:

[Londoner]

PIPER!

[Favre4Ever]

Piper!

[Road Warrior]

I thought she was dead

[ClockShot]

Piper's giving the induct speech? Ok.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Piper inducting her will be a nice touch, though.

[Emperor Smeat]

If Richter gets to be in the Hall, would make the most sense to have Cyndi Lauper be a potential celebrity inductee as well since she was influential in early Wrestlemania history.

[ClockShot]

Oh, now they have that camera there.

[Juan]

She was the first WWF screwjob

yeah i know. crazy, I never thought I'd see her in WWE again

[KIRA]

Jesus, bygones really are bygones these days with Vince

Hes getting older and wants to go to hell with a clean slate

[FourFifty]

Can someone pm me a spoiler (on my phone, and the browser sucks)? Who is going into the HoF?

[RawRocks]

so.. screw job hall of fame theme
Wendi Richter and Stu Hart (i still think he gets in) ... plus we have Vince vs Bret (screwjob)

[SammyG]

Your mom

[Providence Peep]

She was the first WWF screwjob

Are we the only two people here who remember that?
I watched a Wendi Richter shoot interview from a few years back and she seemed very resentful. Apparently her and Vince made up.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"DIE, CENA, DIE!"/"IF CENA WINS, WE RIOT" time after the break...it'd seriously be the best thing ever if they could find a way to keep him out of the ME of Mania for ONCE.

[Favre4Ever]

lol get Cena in that MITB where he belongs!

[Londoner]

cheech and chong?

[Juan]

CHEECH & CHONG!! YES!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'd love for Van Dam to make an appearance next week.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Uh-Oh...Cheech and Bong next week.

[ClockShot]

Cheech and Chong......oh god.

[dronepool]

cheech and chong should be awesome.

[Favre4Ever]

accidentally just marked out for Popeyes.

[Juan]

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/7/5/15359_512x288_manicured__XnsFrMHtvEiZvyaWG-5X6Q.jpg

Mexican-American!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'd love for Van Dam to make an appearance next week.

Me too, if he doesn't suddenly in that time decide to jump ship and sign with TNA. That would suck so badly, "dude".

[Loose Cannon]

YOU THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE?

[Juan]

"dude"

[ClockShot]

5 minute match. Interference, DQ, clean finish?

What will it be?

[Loose Cannon]

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[Loose Cannon]

I mute the TV and play this when Cena comes out so I like him more

[DAMN iNATOR]

So, last night Taker nearly goes up in flames and next week RAW goes Up In Smoke. Interesting.

[dronepool]

5 minute match. Interference, DQ, clean finish?

What will it be?

Lameus interferes causes a DQ.

[Favre4Ever]

BAH GAWD THE ANIMAL

[Londoner]

My god that belt looks shit around batista

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm betting we'll end up seeing Sheamus ring-side in some capacity to "just watch" the match, whether it be near the ring or at the announce table.

Just wouldn't be a normal week of RAW these days without at least one ginger sighting.

[Loose Cannon]

heel Batista should not be dancing around like a moron

[Poit]

I'm thinking Batista will win by DQ.

[Loose Cannon]

is it me or does Bats look a lot smaller these days?

[Road Warrior]

So if he beats Bats here he gets to face Bats at WM ? okee dokee

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Me too, if he doesn't suddenly in that time decide to jump ship and sign with TNA. That would suck so badly, "dude".

I couldn't really care less which company he goes with, I just think this is the perfect cameo opportunity.

[dronepool]

is it me or does Bats look a lot smaller these days?

I noticed that to. Didn't he have bigger shoulders or something?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bats definitely shouldn't be holding the gold nor does it look good around his waist, but to me, tonight Batista appears to be in possibly the best shape of his career, not lying.

[Favre4Ever]

lol

[Londoner]

loving this attitude of batista

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[jerichoholicninja]

I love "don't give a fuck" Batista.

[dronepool]

Hmm.. interesting.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shit...Cena vs. Bats for the title at Mania now that Cena's won by DQ, I'd bet.

[Loose Cannon]

good move by WWE. giving nothing away on free TV. :y: Like this

[Favre4Ever]

whoop his ass!

[Londoner]

so wish vince was ringside right then going 'kick his ass, beat him down' etc

[Road Warrior]

I love "don't give a fuck" Batista.

me to strangely

[Shaggy]

Maybe he is using his attitude to promote his movie.... out tomorrow of course. :shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Either that or a fucking shit Sheamus vs. Bats vs. Cena triple threat title match, which is the only thing worse than Cena AND Batista for the title at Mania of all events.

[ClockShot]

STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

BAH GAWD NOT THE STEEL STEPS, SOMEBODY STOP THIS

[Road Warrior]

They promoted Sheamus vs. Cena ME for this show. I live in Indy

[Favre4Ever]

Batista fuck yes!

[Londoner]

AND NOW THE STEEL CHAIR FOR GAWD SAKES!

[Road Warrior]

SOMEBODY GET OUT HERE !

[Favre4Ever]

ugh he's fucking hulking up.

[redoneja]

which is the only thing worse than Cena AND Batista for the title at Mania of all events.


If this were 1990, you'd be bitching about the main event being Hulk Hogan v the Ultimate Warrior and probably calling for Brutus Beefcake/Mr Perfect to headline Mania VI.

[Favre4Ever]

this is great.

[Londoner]

NOT AGAIN GAWD DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN!

[Juan]

How many times do you think this beatdown will be replayed between now and next Monday?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Awesome.</font>

[St. Jimmy]

i love this pop for batista beating up cena, hilarious.

[Juan]

How many times do you think this beatdown will be replayed between now and next Monday?

1 replay so far. I'm gonna go with 8

[The Gold Standard]

So, no Sheamus?

[ClockShot]

Nice finish.

[Londoner]

1 replay so far. I'm gonna go with 8

I'll say 6

[RKO'em]

So, no Sheamus?

They said him and Trips were hurt from last night.

[Shaggy]

I would love it if they played Cena hurt till after mania because of this..... Of course we all know that he will be just perfectly fine next week.

[Favre4Ever]

i've said some mean shit about Batista in the past and after that showing I may be coming to regret it. He LOOKS incredible and I am actually really impressed with his heel persona.

[Road Warrior]

I don't even care who wins.

I do, better be Jericho damn it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If this were 1990, you'd be bitching about the main event being Hulk Hogan v the Ultimate Warrior and probably calling for Brutus Beefcake/Mr Perfect to headline Mania VI.

It has nothing to do with that. It has to do with the general nature of the result of most triple threat titles, especially when one of the World titles is on the line...they're generally shit, and those two going at it one-on-one would be bad enough, you really think Sheamus being in that mix would actually help matters? I think not.

[VSG]

How many times do you think this beatdown will be replayed between now and next Monday?

I am being generous to the WWE video team here and say 4 times!

[KIRA]

I am being generous to the WWE video team here and say 4 times!

You're forgetting they have to grind the details into your very soul


I'll say 6 times

[Emperor Smeat]

How many times do you think this beatdown will be replayed between now and next Monday?

Assuming they do maybe 2 recaps on NXT and Smackdown each with the usual couple of commercials leading into the next RAW, probably a good 10 recaps possible. Monday alone gets about 2 commercials leading into RAW alone.

[Juan]

Don't forget Raw AM

[VSG]

Don't forget Raw AM

I officially double my entry to 8 :p

[Cool King]

Raw was actually alright this week.

Though everytime I saw and heard Ty Murray, I couldn't help but think of Smilin' Joe Fission from The Simpsons.

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[dronepool]

How many times do you think this beatdown will be replayed between now and next Monday?

Around 7 times.

[The Franchise]

i guess 8

[The Franchise]

Actually didn't they replay the Batista/HHH video package at least 8 times AT Wrestlemania 21? Must have been over 20 between the thumbs down and Mania. This will likely be the same

[Mr. C]

The six man tag team match was very good. I had no idea what to expect going into that match after the segment between Legacy.

Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker’s promo was good.

Great to see Christian on RAW.

“Well, you’re just rude.” I love The Big Show. Watching him on the bull was hilarious, but when The Miz came out and said, “Really?” I was like, “Thank you.” I’m loving Show and Miz as a team.

Batista has been glorious since turning heel, and John Cena is great right now. This is the most entertaining Vince McMahon has been in a long time. You can tell he’s really invested in this storyline.

9/10. When’s Jim Ross coming back?

[glanville6]

I agree with the 9 out of 10, and JR would definitely help...hopefully he'll be healthy and show up as a surprise at Mania- or next week in Oklahoma City.

Also glad to see Christian on RAW and going on to 'Mania! I'm a peep...and really am looking forward to seeing him at Mania in MITB.

Wow...I'm sure the career vs. streak has been reported and I missed it, but wow. I can't wait to be in the cheap seats at Wrestlemania for that. I really don't know what will happen here...I guess its true when they say "all good things must end."

I don't watch Smackdown, but man- Smackdown has 2, maybe three super heels in my opinion. Batista and CM Punk for sure, and I don't consider Jericho super heel, but close. Why can't RAW have one of those guys?

Solid solid solid Monday Night RAW.

[CWK]

The pyro guy must have been shaking like a leaf during Undertaker's entrance. I thought it was funny that they stopped the fire pyro a good 5-10 seconds before he walked out, and then didn't turn it back on until he got 3/4 of the way down the aisle. Undertaker almost should have broken character again and while he was walking down, looked over at the pyrotech's booth, pointed his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and said "don't you dare hit that button now muhfucker"

[Sixx]

This sounds like a shitty RAW.

[Juan]

Wasn't that bad actually.

[The Jayman]

:love: Christian is going to win the MITB

[erickman]

If Richter gets to be in the Hall, would make the most sense to have Cyndi Lauper be a potential celebrity inductee as well since she was influential in early Wrestlemania history.

yeah it will be interesting getting around hogan with this, piper inducting her he should be fun i hope that part in on usa.