Official RAW Thread for 02/22/10 - Spoilers: UUDDLRLRBA START

[Xero]

Sup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/old

[Loose Cannon]

RAW

[Innovator]

IS

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

Mr. & Mrs. Murray hosting the show, Dancin' Dave jumps back to RAW with WWE Title in tow, HBK shows up in the Smackdown chamber.

Should make for a good car wreck on the interstate.

[FourFifty]

Gonna be in class, again.... I am totally not booking a monday night class in the fall.

[blak23]

k

[Innovator]

Daniel Bryan, formerly Bryan Danielson, will make his on-screen debut tonight on Raw. The former ROH Champion will appear in a backstage vignette with The Miz.
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[RKO'em]

*Points to Wrestlemania sign*

[The Gold Standard]

Tonight usually starts the beginning of a long streak of good Raws.

[SupaNovaHBK]

when does/did raw start?
i live in australia, and i SWEAR it never starts at the same time haha

[The Gold Standard]

Well in New Jersey, USA, It starts at 9 every week

[Cool King]

It starts in 10 minutes.

[moonface]

2 am in the morning.

[Nervous Ferret]

NerF is watching RAW tonight

[The Gold Standard]

As of right now the highest champion on Raw is The Miz

[The Gold Standard]

Because he is AWESOME!!

[Nervous Ferret]

Why did Batista get a title shot like that?

[Londoner]

Interested to see HBK/bret segments. Anything else im not fussed about, hopefully it'll surprise me.

[ClockShot]

Toasted 'Taker on Raw. Should get a good laugh out of that.

[Londoner]

HOLY FUCK WHAT

[The Gold Standard]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[KIRA]

Why did Batista get a title shot like that?


He input the code granting him automatic titleshots

[Londoner]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nervous Ferret]

Jericho is so sick. <3 him

[The Gold Standard]

HE'S GOING TO MANIA!!!

[Londoner]

Has wwe forgotten the roster split?

[Londoner]

Y2J CHANTS AHAHAHAHA YES

[Poit]

Has wwe forgotten the roster split?

Yes.

[The Gold Standard]

Has wwe forgotten the roster split?

Usually when it comes to Mania time, roster split doesn't matter.

[Londoner]

Yes our lord JERICHO, we understand.

[KIRA]

Jericho could read the phonebook and I would love it

[jerichoholicninja]

Hot crowd so far.

[Londoner]

spear!

[The Gold Standard]

I can't wait to see Edge v Jericho

[screech]

I can't wait to see Edge v Jericho

I don't even care who wins.

[The Gold Standard]

Match is going to be great

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. This slipped my mind.

[KIRA]

As if there as really any question as to who Edge wanted at Mania

[The Gold Standard]

He looks pissed lol

[RawRocks]

Edge vs Jericho and Cena vs Batista

[Londoner]

loving this start

[KIRA]

why would they rain on this moment

[ClockShot]

Somebody's pissed off.

[Londoner]

Cena, add TPWW tipsters to the list, we sympathise with ya, sort of.

[The Gold Standard]

I find it hard to believe that John Cena getting "screwed" out of his World Title = Bret getting screwed out of his World Title

[The Gold Standard]

I don't hate Cena anymore. He has been cutting pretty good promos the past couple of weeks.

[screech]

Cena, add TPWW tipsters to the list, we sympathise with ya, sort of.

lol

[The Gold Standard]

I love when everyone calls Batista Dave

[screech]

I don't hate Cena anymore. He has been cutting pretty good promos the past couple of weeks.

He's been on top of his game lately.

[screech]

I love when everyone calls Batista Dave

I loved it when Flair did it during matches back when no one really knew his first name.

[KIRA]

He said a swear

[screech]

WB Title?

[screech]

Could you imagine Sheamus v Batista at Mania?

[ClockShot]

RKO RKO RKO RKO......:shifty:

[Londoner]

Batista v sheamus....lolz

[DaVe]

SHYUUUDUPPP.

ahaha

[Londoner]

Mr tough guy Cena

[ClockShot]

Sheamus vs. Bats or Cena vs. Bats.

Lose/lose situation if you ask me.

[Nervous Ferret]

This isn't being very fair to Shamus.

[RawRocks]

I just cant,, for the life of me, figure out why they like Sheamus so fucking much.

[KIRA]

Could you imagine Sheamus v Batista at Mania?

My mind wont allow for such a horrifying thought

[The Gold Standard]

Sheamus vs. Bats or Cena vs. Bats.

Lose/lose situation if you ask me.

What about Sheamus v Bats v Cena?

[The Gold Standard]

I would like to see Bats v Cena if it weren't for the title.

[RawRocks]

Sheamus vs. Bats or Cena vs. Bats.

Lose/lose situation if you ask me.

lose lose? hmm it would be better without Sheamus around.

[Nark Order]

It might not be fair to Sheamus but at least nobody is being unfair to Flair.

[ClockShot]

What about Sheamus v Bats v Cena?

Lets see, both situations would cancel each other out. Thus, being good. But smarks hate all 3 guys, and that's bad.

Quite a conundrum.

[Londoner]

fucking knew it, divas match to kill the crowd

[jerichoholicninja]

Diva's title got a nice pop

[ClockShot]

Yeah, so do we get Tipsters points for this right now?

[KIRA]

Is it weird that like Gails theme music

[The Gold Standard]

I only hate Batista. Cena is not terrible anymore to me. I kinda like Sheamus.

[Nark Order]

Man, when Maryse does that little pose at the beginning of her matches I always almost cum.

[jerichoholicninja]

Am I wrong or is this a wrestling match so far?

[Nark Order]

Want to punch myself in the face every time I see that butterfly belt.

[The Gold Standard]

I like how they show the SCM in slow motion.

[Krimzon7]

I need help Xero. I don't see anything in the stream.

[screech]

I would like to see Bats v Cena if it weren't for the title.

They way their program has been going, it really doesn't need a title.

[screech]

Want to punch myself in the face every time I see that butterfly belt.

[KIRA]

Want to punch myself in the face every time I see that butterfly belt.


LOL My sister saw it she says it looks like something made for little girls to go with their tiaras at birthday parties

[Krimzon7]

I even tried the Konami Code! Help me...

[Nark Order]

It was either a butterfly, a kitten, or a dolphin I suppose.

[Nark Order]

Well, hey. This is sure pretty stupid.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'd much rather see Sheamus in the ME of Mania, but in reality I know that has slim to no chance of happening, and unfortunately I think slim's leaving RAW later tonight.

[RKO'em]

Man, when Maryse does that little pose at the beginning of her matches I always almost cum.

almost always

[screech]

Well this is silly

[KIRA]

This show has/had so much momentum

[KIRA]

I think Cody could make a good heel solo

[Nark Order]

Stick to the plan, Ted.

[RKO'em]

I think Cody could make a good heel solo

nah

[ClockShot]

Get your tombstones ready, Legacy is gonna get buried tonight me thinks.

[KIRA]

nah


with time I mean

[Londoner]

Wow, could they actually be doing something with evan bourne?

[Loose Cannon]

who the hell is this Tatsu guy

[Nark Order]

Doing something with Evan Bourne is throwing him into a random 6 man tag match?

[Londoner]

lol@ 'orton& legacy'

[Loose Cannon]

LEGACY EXPLODES

[KIRA]

Come on theres no way Legacy is gonna lose to glorified jobbers inc.

kofi excluded

[Londoner]

Doing something with Evan Bourne is throwing him into a random 6 man tag match?

Could be a good team with kofi.

[Nark Order]

who the hell is this Tatsu guy

An ECW talent. He's actually pretty great. Guess he's on RAW now. I endorse this.

[ClockShot]

who the hell is this Tatsu guy

He was on ECW.

[Providence Peep]

So, what's the plan? Who's turning?

[KIRA]

Cole screws up again vintage cole

[ClockShot]

Orton ain't getting the tag.

[Nark Order]

Is Orton going face? That's going to be weird.

[Loose Cannon]

kind of gay, but I like Cody's tights

[screech]

I can't take Cody seriously because I always think of what Dusty said when he hosted RAW.

"A fatha would do anything for his thun!"

Makes me laugh every time.

[RawRocks]

id rather see Cody & Ted face over Orton

[DAMN iNATOR]

Precisely. We wouldn't have this problem if Orton actually knew how to portray a face persona believably, but I doubt that will ever happen with him.

[KIRA]

Is Orton going face? That's going to be weird.

If he can still be kind of a callous bastard I'm all for it

[Londoner]

JERICHO IS THE NEEEEEWWWWWWWWW WORLDDDD HEAVYWEIGHTTTTT CHAMPIOONNNNN

sorry just had to occupy my mind with something during the break

[Loose Cannon]

id rather see Cody & Ted face over Orton

other way around for me. I'd rather see them step up and take out thier leader and create a new faction

[ClockShot]

Oooh. Smackdown is coming to my neck of the woods. Maybe i'll go.

[Nark Order]

I'm not picky much on physiques but Cody really needs to bulk a bit before I can take him seriously. He looks like just a skinny little kid. Also hate his "no knee pad" look.

[The Gold Standard]

I really wish Kofi got a better push. Maybe he will in the future.

[Londoner]

RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Gold Standard]

That was a sick RKO

[ClockShot]

Here lies Legacy.

Where are we tonight?

[Nark Order]

Orton is still a fucking maniac! YES!

[Londoner]

bourne wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poit]

Wait... Evan Bourne pinned someone?

[The Gold Standard]

I am surprised they gave Bourne the win and not Kofi.

[Loose Cannon]

that was a sick RKO

[Loose Cannon]

That was a sick RKO

haha, I didn't even see this

[Londoner]

haha, I didn't even see this

I was gonna post the samething but figured someone else would!

[The Gold Standard]

It was perfect

[KIRA]

Loving this legacy thing I'm thinking now it'll lead to a 2 on one at Mania

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cody tagged in while Orton was near his corner, stuck his head in between the middle and top ropes, and got DDT'd through the ropes. DiBiase hops off the apron yells "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?! TELL ME! TELL ME!" and Orton then RKO'd him on the outside.

[Londoner]

YES! HBK/TAKER TIME!

[RKO'em]

Saw these Wrestlemania matches coming for a while, really no surprises...

[Londoner]

Saw these Wrestlemania matches coming for a while, really no surprises...

who gives a fuck

[The Gold Standard]

I am getting excited to see HBK v Taker again

[Londoner]

I am getting excited to see HBK v Taker again

same, couldn't give a shit how predictable it was that it would happen.

[Loose Cannon]

one of the greatest angles of all-time right here

[dronepool]

Oh shit, Placebo. Cool song.

[Loose Cannon]

FUCKING LOVE CRAZY HBK SHAWN

[KIRA]

that was good

[Londoner]

FUCK YEAH

[DaVe]

what. a. promo.

[Loose Cannon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ClockShot]

Top notch job by the A/V department.

[The Gold Standard]

Good, no DX music

[screech]

FUCKING LOVE CRAZY HBK SHAWN

:y:

[RawRocks]

great promo

[screech]

Top notch job by the A/V department.

As always.

[The Gold Standard]

Top notch job by the A/V department.

[KIRA]

Oh shit, Placebo. Cool song.

:y: likewise Molkos voice worked for that segment

[RawRocks]

DONG DONG

[ClockShot]

Watch 'Taker run down the asile to avoid the flames.

[Favre4Ever]

BAH GAWD THE DEADMAN

[KIRA]

HBK still not really getting booed for what he did

[Londoner]

watch the fire taker!

[Favre4Ever]

lol no fire this time I see.

[Loose Cannon]

I wish Taker would go back to the faster guitar riff "dong" music

[The Gold Standard]

He is such a BAMF. He doesn't care if he gets caught on fire again.

[screech]

Watch 'Taker run down the asile to avoid the flames.

lol

[Londoner]

God he looks old now doesnt he?

[The Gold Standard]

I wish Taker would go back to the faster guitar riff "dong" music

YES!! I LOVE THAT THEME!!

[The Gold Standard]

God he looks old now doesnt he?

He looks BAMF.

[RawRocks]

God he looks old now doesnt he?

isnt that the truth

[Londoner]

He looks BAMF.

Im not sure what that stands for?

[Favre4Ever]

and believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen, that is the shortened version of his entrance!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Who's side are you on????

NOT YOURS

[ClockShot]

"My other coat got fried last night"

[The Gold Standard]

Im not sure what that stands for?

BAMF = Bad Ass Mother Fucker

[screech]

The "WHAT?" chants are kinda ruining it for me.

[Favre4Ever]

what's that yellow shit on his face?

[KIRA]

Shawns batshit crazy is so awesome

[Londoner]

Nothing can ruin this for me.

[KIRA]

inferno match

[screech]

Loser leaves town!

[screech]

STREAK v CAREER

[KIRA]

crap wouldve been perfect

[Favre4Ever]

of course.

[Londoner]

inferno match

lol

[Poit]

STREAK v CAREER

Awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

soul vs streak sounds good.

Almost thought he was going to say "hair".

[Loose Cannon]

oh man, pretty much gives it away right there.

[Poit]

inferno match

:lol:

[SammyG]

k, gonna watch wrestlemania now.

[Londoner]

BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP, MY GOD, WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN AT WRESTLEMANIA!

[ClockShot]

Will HBK sell his soul to the devil?!

[SammyG]

wait, didn't someone say Shawn was taking a leave of absence anyway.

[Favre4Ever]

damn HBK loses twice?

[screech]

CHRISTIAN!!!

[dronepool]

Christian is on RAW!

[Loose Cannon]

Christian is on Raw :love:

[The Gold Standard]

I am confused now. I really don't know if Taker will win.

[Londoner]

OH SHIT YES, MITB IS AT WM!

[ClockShot]

Alright, Xtian on raw.

[VSG]

I am calling this to be the last WM match and HBK retiring! :( :wavesad:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, HBK can still lose and will somehow get reinstated in August</font>

[screech]

CHRISTIAN IS WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!

[Emperor Smeat]

Will HBK sell his soul to the devil?!

It worked for Batista yesterday since he got a title ... oh you mean the other "devil".

[jerichoholicninja]

Since they are qualifying for the MITB and there is a MITB PPV. Do you think this means that the MITB winner has to face the champ of his choosing at MITB PPV.

[Poit]

Captain Charisma is here!

[SOCCER LEGS]

they wouldn't actually have the undertaker lose his streak... would they?

but they wouldn't actually have hbk retire... would they?

[Loose Cannon]

I wish they would of continued the whole HBK stopping at nothing to get his match thing. They dropped it too quick

[Poit]

CHRISTIAN IS WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!

We can only hope.

[Favre4Ever]

I am calling this to be the last WM match and HBK retiring! :( :wavesad:

At least until Summerslam. I'm sure he'll be honing his culinary skills until then.

[Londoner]

I wish they would of continued the whole HBK stopping at nothing to get his match thing. They dropped it too quick

Nah, would've been pointless cause we knew it would happen, better this way.

[DAMN iNATOR]

HBK/Taker II - streak vs. career - awesome! But WTF @ Christian on RAW? Not that I'm complaining...I just think he'd be used way better on SD!

[RKO'em]

See ya later, Shawn.

[redoneja]

Damn, really don't know who'll win between HBK and Taker. Still assume Taker will win but I dunno. Always thought Shawn would go out against Triple H.

[screech]

Since they are qualifying for the MITB and there is a MITB PPV. Do you think this means that the MITB winner has to face the champ of his choosing at MITB PPV.

Interesting idea. I could honestly see this happening.

Totally takes the surprise out of the case, though.

[KIRA]

they wouldn't actually have the undertaker lose his streak... would they?

but they wouldn't actually have hbk retire... would they?

Somehow both men can't continue the match everybody wins

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>You know what, fuck it. Taker and HBK should main event, I don't even care that it's non-title. If any non-title match should ever close Mania, it's this</font>

[The Gold Standard]

I hope the scrap the MITB ppv

[VSG]

At least until Summerslam. I'm sure he'll be honing his culinary skills until then.

A heel cook eh? Now I would expect him giving SCM to lil girls :naughty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Interesting idea. I could honestly see this happening.

Totally takes the surprise out of the case, though.

Yeah, I'm seriously hoping they'll come up with a different concept/idea for the July PPV...why not give the fans something they'd all want like the return of KotR as an actual PPV again, or War Games or something???

[Londoner]

Yeah, I'm seriously hoping they'll come up with a different concept/idea for the July PPV...why not give the fans something they'd all want like the return of KotR as an actual PPV again, or War Games or something???

I'lld just be happy with fully loaded coming back.

[Favre4Ever]

Well they have already been saying Shawn will take time off after Wrestlemania. A retirement angle makes sense as an excuse.

[KIRA]

whoo christian!

[Favre4Ever]

Also, god I can't wait for Christian to be a heel again.

[RawRocks]

what the hell was that in the background next to the stage

[The Gold Standard]

Ladies and Gentlemen, screech will not be with us for the next 5-10 minutes. He is in bed watching Christian intently.

[Loose Cannon]

wait, there's a Money in the bank PPV?

[Londoner]

heath slater,lol, something strange about the name, so wwe like atm

[SOCCER LEGS]

i can tell this NXT bullshit is gonna get real annoying real quick

[Nark Order]

My mind... has been blown.

[KIRA]

That dude is backwater ugly

[Favre4Ever]

LOL, i wonder who's winning this one!!

[Loose Cannon]

god, Carlito is awful now

[RKO'em]

lol @ Carlito

[The Gold Standard]

Like Carlito has any chance of winning.

[ClockShot]

Poor Carlito.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Michael Tarver is awful

[The Gold Standard]

i can tell this NXT bullshit is gonna get real annoying real quick

I don't think so at all. I am really excited for it. I think it is going to be great.

[SOCCER LEGS]

michael tarver... jesus christ

[KIRA]

They manage to make being a pro sound the same as being a pimp

[Favre4Ever]

damn apron DDT i like that move.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Heath Slater totally looks like Slam Master J when he was still Jesse. Maybe they could (if Slater ever gets a contract that is) have SMJ go back to being Jesse and have Slater portray like his brother or cousin or something.

[Loose Cannon]

Nah, would've been pointless cause we knew it would happen, better this way.

I know, I just really liked this new side to Michaels. Now he's back to his normal self again

[Londoner]

I don't think so at all. I am really excited for it. I think it is going to be great.

After those promo's i might give it a go.

[Favre4Ever]

I like to look at Carlito sometimes and just reminisce...John Cena jobbed to this guy!! Oh what great memories.

[SOCCER LEGS]

After those promo's i might give it a go.

can't tell if joking or not

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm hoping it'll (NXT will that is) live up to my expectations of it being a more modern version of Tough Enough.

[Londoner]

can't tell if joking or not

not joking

[KIRA]

I know, I just really liked this new side to Michaels. Now he's back to his normal self again
Not really hes still nutty if you listen to what he said now hes just nutty about winning

[Favre4Ever]

Carlito with a Test Drive eh

[Londoner]

1..2...3.. BITCHES!

[The Gold Standard]

Ladies and Gentlemen, screech is back at his computer.

[Londoner]

CLOSE YOUR EYES CARLITO

[screech]

Ladies and Gentlemen, screech will not be with us for the next 5-10 minutes. He is in bed watching Christian intently.

Thanks for informing the community where my loyalties lie.

[screech]

Ladies and Gentlemen, screech is back at his computer.

And thanks for providing the update.

[VSG]

Those Diva's can ride my bull if you know what I mean!

[DAMN iNATOR]

A diva bullriding contest? REALLY?! :nono: It's like RAW's gone back to being on shitty-ass TNN or something.

[screech]

lol Michael Tarver is awful

I was on board until the Carlito bit.

[Poit]

heath slater,lol, something strange about the name, so wwe like atm

I'm just amused that the pairing is Christian/Slater.

[Loose Cannon]

lol