Will probably d/l everything using Fan Axxess on XBL from my bro's this Wed. ...

this game blows ass the girls titties dont move

10, will be 11 in March. I'll be a ripe old 38. :(

Black Ops, at 10 will be 11 in March, really?

Yes, the child will be 11 in March. It really couldn't possibly be put any simpler, man.

Has there been an announcement for DLC 3 yet? I read there was supposed to be one yesterday at 5pm or something. It was laundry night, so I missed it and I didn't see anything about it this morning. From what I've seen, they still don't have a definite date?

I think he is questioning your choice of video games for your child and not your description of your child's age.

Possibly. However, I've played it enough online to know there are lots of 10 -12 year olds playing. I don't let him play online and he doesn't touch it unless I'm playing with him. I don't have gold on my account anyways. His interest in it is for the military aspect, and the fact that I'm ex-military makes it even more intriguing to him.

Am I the only one having trouble with DLC pack 2 (on 360)? I have Fan Axxess and it seems that whenever I download pack 2, I can't play. The demo starts, and I can navigate the menus but I can't play exhibition at all. It freezes before the entrances start (either before or during the loading screen coming up). Doesn't matter if I turn the entrances off, either. Haven't really tried the other modes but I assume it's the same.

I've backed up my game and started fresh, deleting all the content and it plays perfectly fine, until I redownload the pack and it's the same (even on a game with nothing unlocked, no CAWs, etc). I don't have the problem with day one DLC, only after I've downloaded AJ, Ryback, etc.

Cool. I don't care either way. I think part of the problem is you have generations of people who are completely afraid of guns and think they are inherently evil despite never even seeing one.

Cause most of them are fake anyways.

Just don't let the NRA know...

I meant about the kid playing 'violent' videogames, not the fake tits.

Still no Antonio Cesaro?

In spanish indignante!
In italian atroce!
in French scandaleux!
in Swiss upprörande
In English: outrageous!

Nope:(

Ah...I was mistaken. The DLC pack has arrived. :D

Layla is perfect! *drool*

So, the Shellshock is wrong, the Neutralizer is wrong, and Cubito Aequet isn't in the game. Pretty poor showing considering the DLC was planned before the game came out.

i know right

ryback looks like some dumbass kid created him

The DLC being half-arsed is nothing new, I remember for '11 the Nexus guys looked like CAWs.

Another reason I hope someone else makes the next game, good or bad.

Well Vince created him, so you're not that far off.

I'm really confusing the hell out of my WWE 13. I'm having Antonio Cesaro DLC fight one I downloaded for the US Championship. Think I might just give the downloaded one Swiss Death from the DLC's set and use that one though.

Anyone else finding this game to be NOT difficult, even on Legendary diff with Epic match settings?? I mean, the AI reverses quite a bit, but the same 4-8 grapple holds are easy to reverse too.

Zack Ryder ended the streak on legendary WWWYKI :shifty:

I havent purchased this yet.... but what is wrong with the moves you listed?

And if anyone knows, is the community created (and highly rated) Ryback better than the DLC Ryback?

The problem with the engine is that if you know how to play well, it's not really a challenge. That's why I take it for what it's worth and "work" AI matches. Usually getting beaten down for a bit makes it a lot more tense, too.

Shellshock:
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WWE 13 Shellshock:
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Neutralizer:
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WWE 13 Neutralizer:
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The neutralizer isn't as annoying since Cesaro has hooked the leg after lifting his opponent up a few times.

Also, what's with Cesaro having a near perfect hairline?
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What's wrong with the Shellshock?

WWE 13 doesn't have RyBack pick his opponent up with a fisherman

I thought when he did it the first few times he did run with it? Maybe it was programmed before the marching bit?

Chimel finally did a little bit of a voice-crack for the Rated R Soouperstar.

That would be my guess. They had already planned and created all the DLC for the game by day one, and just were too lazy to update shit. I kinda understand, but to a larger extent I just feel kinda pissed off.

Although I did take advantage of the accelerator to unlock all the shit I hadn’t unlocked yet, and it’s pretty awesome seeing the Cena custom U.S. Championship c. 2004, and being able to change one of Brock’s finishers to the Kimura lock. :cool:

JBL blowing up that title was one of the greatest moments in Smackdown television history.

Restarted my Universe with a RAW, SmackDown!, and "Old School" brand. I also have Raw/SD! co-host NXT, HeAT, and a House Show.

Monday: RAW
Tuesday: NXT (RAW & SmackDown!
Wednesday: WWE
Thursday: HeAT (RAW & SmackDown!)
Friday: SmackDown!
Saturday: WWE LIVE! Tour (House Show feat. RAW & SmackDown!)

Considering doing a "Legends PPV" every 3rd month or something. I hope by having more shows, the storylines will progress faster.

Next on NXT: Sheamus/Jey Uso vs Alberto Del Rio/Damien Sandow

wHHHo booked this crap?

HOLY SHIT!!! Jey Uso just turned on Sheamus!!!!

Making up for the random tag matches on NXT by having Undertaker/Wade Barrett on as the main event.

Undertaker kicked the living shit out of Wade Barrett. They shake hands after the contest. We now move on to the debut of WWE Old School.

WWE Old School opens up with a Triple Threat Match - Val Venis vs Scotty Too Hotty vs Grand Master Sexay.

Has Pat Patterson been snorting ecstasy again?

"I will make you understand."

Might start my own Universe mode blog with my humorous musings. I might get 3 followers on Twitter.

Gonna pick the underdog and select Val Venis to win this important contest in the WWE European Championship rankings.

Val Venis is much more over in the 1995 WWF Arena than I thought.

Next on the card is 1999 Undertaker vs Brian Pillman.

I smell a classic.

Jey: When I say Shea y'all say moose....Shea!

Crowd; moose.

This is the arena I'm using for WWE Old School:

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With the entrance being the old neon lights WWF logo and columns.

I should probably note that while 1999 Undertaker is competing against Brian Pillman. 1997 Undertaker is the reigning Old School WWE Champion.

Undertaker counters a diving cross body into a Tombstone Piledriver. Pillman kicks out and escapes out of the ring. They brawl on the outside until Pillman whips Taker into the corner guardrail and tackles him through it. Undertaker barely beats the 10 count. They struggle for a bit. Pillman nails "Air Pillman" and then lands a huge elbow drop to get the pin and defeat "The Phenom". Awesome match.

Next up on Old School: Ken Shamrock/Big Bossman vs Edge ('99)/Christian ('99)

The Corporation and Vince McMahon's power is clear as ever here on WWE Old School.

Fuck you, I felt like posting it.

The match was a WAR with E&C picking up the victory.

Next up: '98-'99 Rock vs Mankind

Fuck, WWE Old School is "Destination TV".

Good GOD ALMIGHTY, PAUL WIGHT ATTACKED MANKIND BEFORE THE MATCH?!?!!?

Underwhelming contest. Mankind does a lot of damage brawling with The Rock outside the ring. Mankind makes The Rock tapout to the sleeper. Mankind offers a handshake after the match and The Rock slaps his hand away.

Next up: OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING -- '97-'98 Undertaker vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Son of a bitch, Stone Cold is a countering machine.

Brutal action on the outside. They get in the ring and Undertaker takes advantage. He nails the Tight Rope Shoulder Strike and then nails a TOMBSTONE to pin Stone Cold. Can any of the plethora of legends stop '97-'98 Undertaker in his reign as WWF Champion!??! We'll see ya next week!

Next up: Sunday Night HeAT!

Opening Match: Dean Ambrose vs Drew McIntyre

Dean Ambrose decided to be a dick and get himself DQ'd by hitting Drew with a sledgehammer.

Also, when the fuck did it become 3:20am?

Next on HeAT: Roman Reigns vs Brad Maddox

Damn, Roman Reigns did like Ambrose but with steel steps. Is THE SHIELD sending a message?

Next on HeAT: Antonio Cesaro vs Yoshi Tatsu

Holy shit, this is a pretty realistic HeAT.

The crowd ERUPTS for Yoshi Tatsu.

Where is Yoshi Tatsu in real life? I haven't seen him on TV in ages but I love him.

FIGHTING SPIRIT!

It took 3 roundhouse kicks, but Yoshi crushed Cesaro.

Next on HeAT: Dolph Ziggler vs Triple H

Hard fought battle. Triple H wins.

Duh. You actually thought Dolph would win?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Alberto Del Rio comes out after the match and hits Triple H with his World Heavyweight Championship Belt!

Our main event: Jimmy Uso vs Damien Sandow

:lol:

Pat Patterson must be sniffing Lion King underwear again.

Sandow wins in a surprisingly hard fought battle.

Annoyed that there's no Regal. Can't team him with Drew and Wade. Also, no McGillicutty so no team with DiBiase. :(

Any decent CAW for those two?

Sure I saw a decent Regal a while ago, the CAWs all seem a lot better this year so I wouldn't be surprised.

2 weeks in and my house show is headlined by The Rock vs Triple H. There are wayyyy too many fucking random tag matches. I had Hunico/Yoshi Tatsu vs Damien Sandow/Sin Cara. Hunico no-showed Yoshi and Sin Cara was uber heelish. Did I unlock Sin Cara Negro?

Jim Ross is kicking everybody's ass right now. I thought I changed his OVR to like 70. Grrr...

FYI - Triple H crushed The Rock in like 5 minutes at the House Show.

I keep getting the same matches over and over on RAW. I don't get it. I've got like 35 guys on RAW and SD! and 50ish on Legends. They say not to change cards to get the storylines, but I've gotten Kane/Punk and Cena/Lesnar 3 weeks in a row on RAW. How the fuck do I fix this?

Kane hitting CM Punk with brass knuckles was a shocker though.

Ok. Lesnar just hit Cena with brass knucks like Kane did in the previous match. What a clusterfuck of a mode. 3 weeks in and I'm already like "fuck it."

It is fun beating the shit out of John Cena with Brock Lesnar though.

Is there any way to pick alternate attires in Universe mode?

I'm tired of Tommy Cena. I want Jason Cena.

I need to download a Bob Backlund CAW.

Yes, but the last 2 pages of your play-by-play has been well worth the read. The comment about Ambrose being a dick and getting DQ'd had me lol for some reason.

Are you "working" every match, or simulating some?? And the old school WWF arena looks pretty damn old school!!! Seriously, you need your own thread for your Universe mode.

I have had the worst trouble trying to get connected to their servers just to get community creations :(

Got as far as getting Reigns, Ambrose, Hardy and a TNA arena that is spot on. Mebbe the TNA Arena broke it :shifty:

I was playing most of them, but started simming a lot of the divas matches and other matches I didn't care about. "The Shield" getting themselves getting DQ'd was me just fucking around. That'd be an interesting angle if The Shield said it was an injustice for Vince to put them in shitty opening matches after stealing the show at TLC so they just whack their opponent with a weapon.

I would absolutely read a thread of just James Steele WWE Universe commentary :y:

Am I the only one who absolutely loves Brad Maddox?

How is there not a good Brad Maddox CAW still? The one I DL'd initially sucks balls. I still can't find one that doesn't suck balls.

Considering starting a "WWE 13 Steele-verse" thread.

Nothing comes up when you search TPWW. Heh.

You could even start just a generic Universe thread and encourage other people to post their results, too. It'd be like the Wrestling Sim thread, just with more comedy.

Wait, Brad Maddox's real name is Tyler Kluttz according to Wikipedia. That is almost as good as Monty Sopp.

Updated my avatar. May be the greatest avatar of all time.