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matter of fact here is a 4 way matchup featurin CM, Christopher Daniels, Frankie, and some other guy. http://rapidshare.de/files/2305269/R..._Rave.wmv.html |
having him be deaf wrestler is retarded. he should take a mean blow to the side of the head with a chair (while laying on the ground) and not be able to hear for a couple of months. It would be funny.
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Ive got an even better gimmick for him. Now hear me out: instead of CM Punk, we shall have an angle where these punk kids throw toxic ooze in a sewer hole, unexpectedly spilling onto a helpless skunk underneath the hole. He is then trained by a overgrown talking rat, and thus the debut of.....<b>CM SKUNK!</b>. Seriously, greatest. gimmick. ever.
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how the hell don't you know the crown jewel of the Embassy you fat slob!
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I wasn't paying attention. I just download then upload
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CM Punk is deaf?
Wait, who was it that I thought was writing RAW now...no, not that Nick writer...talking about the guy who I THOUGHT was the head SD writer? Maybe the Nickelodeon bitch and Laguana are co-existing right now. But hey, we've judged too early with things before, maybe we are now. |
OK, maybe I was too hard on the gimmick before. If he plays it well, it could be good. If he's a heel, it has the potential to be awesomeness. Him looking the other way when the referee is counting to five while he holds in an illegal move, but not getting disqualified because of his "disability" would be one of the better heel techniques ever. But do you really think we'll see that.
I have a sick feeling the WWE will play it up to laughs, and try and make it warm and fuzzy. That's bullshit. There is a good way to handle this, and a bad way to handle it. CM Punk as a heel/tweener/face trying to spread the message of his xXx beliefs, using the "deafness" (which would be a planned hoax by CM Punk) to his advantage=potentially good way. CM Punk playing a retarded babyface tring to live his dream but being ridiculed while lame jokes are made behind his back=horrible, horrible idea. This is either oging to be offensive in a good way, offensive in the bad way or inspiring in a good way. I think it'll be the middle option, personally. How hard would it have been to have CM Punk debut on RAW or SD! claiming he was the REAL World Champion, though. The WWE has a good relationship with Ring of Honor, can't they ask them if they can have CM Punk bring the title on TV, and maybe even defend it in a potential classic with Paul London or Nunzio, or someone? Hell, have John Cena/Baista (depending on which brand CM Punk's on) actually cost CM Punk the ROH Title. How hard would it have been to have CM Punk come in and start claiming to Triple H he is "The Game", "The Cerebral Assassin" and it's not "HHH" it's "xXx". A feud where some new guy debuts only to immediately begin to attempt replacing Triple H would be an instant classic, IMO. How hard would it have been to have CM Punk come in, and accuse Shelton Benjamin of taking drugs? Have CM Punk explain to Shelton that he's seen the signs, and Shelton has not been himself in the ring lately, because they're taking their toll. A feud over the IC Title between the two would be a great feud. CM Punk can then move onto defending against RVD, with RVD's stoner habits being used as motivation for the storyline. They could probably do all this WITH the deaf character, but unless CM Punk is portrayed as a wrestling genius, this could potentially be one of the worst decisions the WWE has made in a long time. |
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Laguna Beach > 2nd Hour of RAW
Nuff Said |
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Maybe he could scream really loud, because he's convinced he's not deaf.
At least the Austin chance will have a place... |
I was gonna post the match he had on Heat against Val Venis but that match really sucked. sucked so bad I deleted it not wanting to ever see it again.
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Well, at least maybe Punk can re-gain his hearing in an angle. Think of the Hell Dinsmore has to go through. He can never not be a wrestling retard.
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I just said i'm sure he can pull it off, so that means i'm giving it a chance but at the sametime being critical.Because even if it does work, its a retarded decision to do this, but they do have a history of doing stuff like this. Vince would use the excuse that its 'sports entertainment' though... :roll: |
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...This is pretty stupid. Considering the fact that everyone knows that the wrestlers talk to eachother durring the match. Which I suppose CM Punk is supposed to pretend he can't hear?
Y'know how they keep saying wrestling goes in cycles? I guess it's at the point where they're purposely making the product as bad as possible so that anything they do later looks like a million bucks in comparison. |
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WWE at work again.
Man, whoever is on their team needs to be FIRED. The downfall of WWE are the outlandish, bullshit characters, such as this one. I don't think they can even "Hassan" or "Eugene" this gimmick. |
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I see Eugene "innocently" making passes at Christy, and eventually getting a little "hoo-hah" on the side. Then Eugene comes out, brags that he had Christy, and reveals he's been shitting us all along. :D GOLD! |
Then you can have him join up with the Con-Man. I really like the idea of The Lords of the Ring in the WWE, and you could have had them make a bet that they could both fool the audience into thinking they were representing France/retards/same thing for cheap heat from France. Do it the next time RAW is in Montreal for the full-effect. Then have Christy Hemme say she really liked what Nick did for her, so she is paired up with the newest RAW heel tag team.
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Gene Wilder plays a completely deaf guy who speaks perffectly fine. Hello, suspension of disbelief. |
blind has already been done guys
remember Nidia? well... neither do i |
Where Is the Damn Mute Gimmick
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I think its a very Zach Gowen-esque angle. The WWE could tell an emotional and uplifting storyling with the angle, or they turn it into a farce.
Dinsmore plays the role of a mentally challenged wrestler tremendously. He makes you susend your belief and actually believe he is the character he plays. If CM Punk's acting talents are up to par with Dinsmore, I think it might be a worthwhile angle to do. |
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Oh Thank God
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swerve! Brock is behind this
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[The night Austin makes his inevitable one-off appearance]
AUSTIN: Hi. PUNK: What? AUSTIN: What? [Awkward silence, then they both leave.] |
lol
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Have him hook up with nidia
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