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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Oh dear God! CM Punk's new WWE gimmick
He's going to be a deaf wrestler, a deaf fucking wrestler! What the fuck, why dear god why
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Great, so now we've got a mentally challenged wrestler, a diva with a mole on her face, and now a deaf wrestler.
Who the fuck is making up this shit? |
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#3 |
love yourself
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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love yourself
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What.......the.........fuck?
Let the guy be CM FUCKIN' PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously? Why couldn't they just have Jillian Hall play a female manager? Why did she need the growth? Why did Matt Morgan need to stutter. If they had let him talk normally, and let him show off his skills I guarantee he'd still have a job. What is it with the WWE and thinking they're funny because they play off disabilities. Hell, I'm starting to think the Muhammad Hassan character WAS supposed to be a terrorist. Seriously, what the fuck? Who the fuck sits around a table, discussing ideas for their wrestling show, and says "how about a deaf wrestler?", and who the fuck OKs it? |
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#6 |
"Steven, your fossa!"
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Uh, Nikelodeon writers,maybe.
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90% spam
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WTF!!! He should've just stayed at ROH or gone to TNA...because as shitty as TNA may be....they at least give wrestlers more dignity than WWE does!
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We're going to have a blind wrestler next, with a guide dog, I know it.
Actually, I'll be interested to see how that gimmick works. Especially during the match. |
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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The dog mauls the opponent and cos hes the guys eyes its legal.
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#11 |
Bastard Deer
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Just when i think the WWE can't get any Stupider..
What's next?.. A Wrestler in a Wheelchair? |
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#12 |
I have no gimmick
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ROFL
"Next up on when Shitty wrestling gimmicks attack, we talk to the man whos been given a deaf gimmick, Nick Dinsmore the retarded wrestler and A fitness trainer? Coming up next on When Shitty wrestling gimmicks attack" |
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#13 |
Backlund Authorised
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Will his matches be signed for deaf viewers?
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The Next Great One н²
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*Ref calls for the bell*
Ref: come on, break the hold! Deaf Wrestler: What?!? ![]() |
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Penis Member
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Smarks: "CM PUNK SHOULD BE ON TV!!! BRING HIM TO THE WWE!"
Vince: "Alright, I'm going to put CM Punk on TV, but with a deaf gimmick" Smarks: "FUCK YOU" Seriously, shut the hell up. He's going to be on TV. |
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#16 |
I'm all there is
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haha, welcome to the WWE.
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The Great Pink Hope
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The Great Pink Hope
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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You know, they could pull this off good... Have him be a heel. And have the refs like give him leway on five counts and shit because he can't hear.
Later have him handed a IC title shot because he's deaf, saying that since he's disabled, he deserves it... Then later have it be a scam ![]() |
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#20 |
The Great Pink Hope
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Lol. That would be funny. If it were done in that way, his promos and interviews would be gold - could you imagine the Coach trying to get a conversation from him and just getting more and more frustrated?
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#21 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Well this definently sucks...im willing to give it a try but im not having high hopes...
Who knows....perhaps we might see the first Special Stable with .....Eugene....CM Punk...and...err....Triple H? yea he has to be in everything right |
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#22 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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If they go through with this it could be quite funny.
*CM Punk comes out to his music, only it's not is music but Chris Jericho screaming* "You suck, get off my planet!" |
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The Great Pink Hope
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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*CM Punk has got another wrestler in a boston crab unaware that his opponent has reached and grabbed the ropes*
Ref: "1-2-3-4-5...RING THE BELL!!!" |
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#25 |
He's Here
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Nickelodeon Woman: Well, I think that we should make him a deaf wrestler. Just think of the hilarity! He can't hear, so, get this, he TALKS FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!
Writing Team: No, that's a horrible idea, even for our standards... Woman: Oh... Back to the drawing board... ![]() (Later that day.) Woman: Here is our proposal on CM Punk's new gimmick Mr. McMahon. Everyone LOVED my idea. |
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#26 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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this is what i fucking get for thinking WWE creative could go any lower with their standards
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#27 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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#28 |
One Of A Kind
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And just as i thought i couldn't lose anymore respect for the wwe uncreative team, they yet again find another way to amaze me.If they seriously go through with this gimmick then i'm just gonna stop watching this shit.I'm sick of the WWE thinking we will watch this retarded crap.Until they get some proper writers then they can't expect me to watch that fucking bullshit.I've already stopped watching smackdown on friday nights, and I find myself switching over atleast 10 times already on Raw, if this gimmick goes ahead, then i will say enough is enough.
The WWE can fuck off with the stupid retarded writers for all i care.I'm tired of seeing wrestlers put in stupid gimmicks that make no sence/have no thought in them at all.I was actually interested in CM Punk for the first time in the WWE now they've gone and ruined that interest all they can, well sorry, that's not the right fucking way to get viewers. Rant over. |
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#29 |
President of Freedonia
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I'm guessing he'll be a face......because they have to do the oh-so predictable "heels taunting him directly behind his back" schtick
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#31 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Same reaction as when the news about Dinsmore's character broke, turned out to be OK though.
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#32 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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that's why I feel indifferent about it until it's put on display.
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#33 |
One Of A Kind
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The Mackem-the difference is that CM Punk was well known about.We didn't really know about Dinsmore before.
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#34 |
The Great Pink Hope
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...and that CM Punk already has a gimmick. Perhaps one of the most innovation, refreshing and creative gimmicks that's been thought of for the last 3 years.
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One Of A Kind
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I've got a conspiracy theory... The WWE doesn't want the marks to know that other wrestling promotions can come up with creative gimmicks, so this is why they have given him a new gimmick! ![]() |
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#36 |
Kiss the blade
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Will his theme still have the ability to make you hit the nearest thing in rhythm?
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The Great Pink Hope
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"Hey, that CM Punk guy is new. Where's he from? Oh, that's right, he's from Ring of Honor... lets go check that out" Vince is completely ruthless, just like how he didn't acknowledge WCW for years until kayfabe became blurred and he had too. Thats why when people like Paul London and Spanky debutted, they weren't wrestlers from ROH or anywhere else, they were local wrestlers who wanted one shot at the big time. Vince has the monopoly, and he wants to keep it that way. |
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One Of A Kind
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Well it will be a conspiracy until Vince admits to it. And Vince may have the monopoly, but he'll lose the viewers if he continues like this.And i am very close to never watching the WWE again. |
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So fucking sexy.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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