A steel chair is the most effective weapon ever. Or, if not a steel chair, a folding table.

And on top of that, a folding table that's on fire.

Canadians would cheer one of their own even if he was a convicted pedophile.

Sports officials have the attention span of a goldfish.

A half dozen armed and trained cops or security guards are no match for one pissed off pro wrestler.

kane knight is an asshole that knows nothing about wrestling. He doesn't even watch it, he just jerks off while reading the news on the front page.

MAC is a convicted pedophile. That's why he took that so personally.

And hear with their eyes.

That every 2 weeks I should expect an announcement from TNA that will "change the future of the business/company FOREVER">

Every 4 weeks you should expect an announcement that "things are going back to the classics!" "We are going home!"

If a billionaire buries a biker, he'll come back with superpowers.

All asians know martial arts

Unstoppable psychopatic monsters never gets old

If you bang the boss's daughter, you better have a full head of hair

If you're gonna be a bad rapper and worse wrestler, you better hope the crowd is full of 12 year olds.

Brothers aren't forever. They'll eventually become "childhood friends".

"You Suck" is sometimes a complement

If you have absolutely no charisma, you'll be a legend on the internet

Rap is Crap

Women fight by trying to rip each other's clothes off and spanking each other's asses

The best way to end a fight is by running around the ring, doing a stupid dance, and hit a mundane move

Somehow, even in a PG era in a politically correct age, it's still not racist for a rich white man to have a "house boy"

a crowd of hetrosexuals will cheer when a large man rubs his ass on another mans face.

These guys only hate each other on mondays.

Punching the floor can fuck up your shoulders

That when a wrestler wears a referee shirt... he becomes so severely weakened that anything can take him out. But if he doesn't have that referee shirt on... he can take abuse.

that if you're a woman, anything over 125 lbs is fat, and will get you called a pig and all other types of insults thrown at you. then you'll be fired.

that it's ok to break kayfabe if you're related to the boss

that apparently ALL women and kids love john cena...

that in wrestling, it's bad to be sober.

You can get away with abusing and mouthing off to your boss and co-workers AND consuming copious amounts of beer all at once without suffering any consequences.

I've learned there's a place called Parts Unknown :-\

I've learned that being Straight Edge will better my life.

I've learned that Mr. McMahon is a real life zombie.

I learned that the Rock likes pie. Cherry pie mostly.

I learned that you can be fat, hairy, wear a silly brown mask and pull a sock out of your crotch can make you popular.

I learned that all kinds of Celebrities are into professional wrestling and dream of hosting RAW simply just to ruin it for me.

I learned that the phrase "What's up?" is still commonly used today and is apparently cool.


most importantly, I learned that if no body likes me, all I have to do is change my name and hair style and everyone will completely forget who I was and I can have a fresh start at life!!

it was never Snitsky's fault

Mr. Anderson - "Wrestling is real, People are fake"

I learned that in today's world, we have honest to God artifacts of legend, like an urn and a pair of dancing shoes. Having one of these artifacts in your possession gives you preternatural-- or sometimes supernatural -- endurance and recovery, if nothing else.

Any referee is easily distracted by whatever is going on away from what they are supposed to be watching. (The NFL, NBA, and sometimes MLB seems to back this up.)

The Rock seemed to spend a lot of time cooking. (Perhaps he graduated from the CIA?)

Listening to a mannequin head is a great career move, as long as your keep Wal-Mart out of the situation.

Being very good at your job and working your ass off for years still often results in you not really achieving much other than the respect and adoration of fans (or clients, or customers, or whatever). This seems to be backed up by the real world.

I learned that living a clean lifestyle ends up making you into a loser.

"Straight Edge Means I'm better than you" CM Punk. :foc:


I've learned that ECW fans can count to ten in Spanish for punches by Super Crazy, but WWE fans cannot for Rey Mysterio.

I've learned that is someone other than me shaves my head, my hair will never grow back.

I've learned Bret Hart likes his Sunny side down :|