Things I Learned By Watching Wrestling

**Providence Peep** · 06-22-2010, 11:32 PM

In no particular order:

*Its perfectly acceptable to name breasts after a common household animal.
*It doesn't matter what your name is.
*It's ok to take objects, shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up another person's candy ass.
*If you sleep with the boss's daughter, you'll be set for life.
*Its Vader Time.
*The best way to resolve an argument is in a cage.
*Kai En Tai is evil.... INDEED!
*Mike Adamle doesn't know a dropkick from a legkick.
*Saying "WHAT?" every time someone finishes a thought is a great way to piss them off.
*We're all parasitic, gelatinous, hypocritical tapeworms

What have YOU learned by watching wrestling??

06-22-2010, 11:32 PM	#1
Providence Peep Posts: 4,371	Things I Learned By Watching Wrestling In no particular order: Its perfectly acceptable to name breasts after a common household animal. It doesn't matter what your name is. It's ok to take objects, shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, and stick them straight up another person's candy ass. If you sleep with the boss's daughter, you'll be set for life. Its Vader Time. The best way to resolve an argument is in a cage. Kai En Tai is evil.... INDEED! Mike Adamle doesn't know a dropkick from a legkick. Saying "WHAT?" every time someone finishes a thought is a great way to piss them off. We're all parasitic, gelatinous, hypocritical tapeworms What have YOU learned by watching wrestling??