JR: "X-Pac might only be 222 pounds, but his heart weighs 300."
Lawler: "And if you could hit somebody with your heart, maybe he'd win once in a while."

"That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm

"When he found out he was going to be on Nitro tonight, he said 'I'm so excited, I feel like I'm four feet tall.'" - Heenan about a Midget Tag Match

Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. When Cain killed Abel, she was on the jury!"

Ladies and Gentlemen...Scott Steiner in all of his glory.

"But the date is set, this Sunday at Greed, and you're gonna notice the day of that the weather's gonna change, because the pendulum on which the earth rotates on is gonna be on a 51 degree axis, I'm gonna have the sun to my right, the dark side of the moon to my left, and I'm gonna come at you with a vengeance, and I'm gonna eclipse your ass."

"Now, what happened, Sid Vicious ran into the freak. See, Sid Vicious came off the top rope, he hit the massive chest of the genetic freak, and he felt the power, and that power sent his leg down to the mat, shatterin' his leg and his dreams of ever becomin' world champion again."

"Now Ric Flair, you've been in this business a long time, and you have seen a lot of white trash, and a lot of jabrones, so when Diamond Dallas Page comes out here and says 'self high five,' do your job - send him back down to the bush leagues where he belongs! When he comes out here and says 'badda-boom, badda-bing, badda-bang...' I don't even know what the hell that means - send him back down to the bush leagues, because he's proof you can take somebody out of the trailer park, but he'll always be...white trash. "

"Booker T, at Mayhem, I'm gon' look at you, and I'm gon' look at the whole world, and I'm gonna say Vinny, Viddy, Voochy. And I know that's not in your Ebonics handbook, and I know none of these white trash know what it means, but at Fall--- at-- at Mayhem, I'm gonna give you the same thing I gave Sting..."

"There won't be no drama, there won't be no mystery - I'm gonna kick your ass! As far as 'save the drama for your momma,' the only drama is she don't know who your daddy is!"

"Booker T., I'm sitting and listening to you in the back talking all your jive, and to be quite honest with you, I don't understand a word you're saying. You come out here and say save the drama for your momma, 'cause she don't know how much her welfare check is, I don't understand that. And don't hate the player, hate my momma 'cause she works on a street corner for $1.95 an hour, I don't understand that. So what I'm saying to you is, I need the ebonics handbook to understand your ass!"

"I'm the genetic freak, and size does matter! But that statement, Mean Gene, comes true whether I'm in the ring or out of the ring, see when I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter, and they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they can see the Big Dipper - no no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, 'cause I'M the man with the Big Dipper and satisfaction's comin' when I go behind, and do the bump and grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy! So Goldberg, realize this - I only care about two things in this world, my freaks and my peaks - and when I beat your bald ass down at Fall Brawl, and I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear...SIZE DOES MATTER, bitch!"

In the "What The Hell" Department, here is Dusty Rhodes to Bobby Heenan.

"Bobby Heenan, I ain't be trustin you, cause you is a snake in da grass managah, and when I turn mah head, you probably, probably hit me in da head wit a pop can! ON DA MOTHA SHEEIP. But that's okay because I will win an ace award for Cable on THIS MOTHA SHEEIP...Thank You"


Scott Hall: "Yo... it's the Dudley's right? I can't wait to kick out of your finisher, mang."


Before a tag match with Jericho, here's what Angle had to say.

Angle: "Damn that Edge! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a loud-mouth...Canadian...with long blond hair, who - who dresses like a rock star"
Jericho: "..."
Angle:"I mean.....well, except for you, you're cool."


During a backstage segment in D-X days, X-Pac moons Road Dogg.

Road Dogg: I think I just saw your X-Sack!


During a match, Triple H was doing guest commentary at the English announcing table, while Chyna was doing guest commentary at the Spanish table. JR (Or King, I can't remember) says "What about you Triple H. Are you bilingual?

HHH: "I'm bi at a lot of things, and lingual isn't one of them...wait, did I just say that?"

THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM INTO... INTO THE DOG POOP! - Michael Cole commentating a Dog Poop match.

:lol:

<font color=cyan>In regards to a fued with Brock Lesnar...

<b>Kurt:</b> Brock, you and me... We aren't over!
<i>*and backstage, Ric Flair puts Kurt on his hit list for using insider terms*</i>

Something along the lines of:

I like little boys! I like playing with little boys! WAIT! NO! - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio.

<font color=cyan>Didn't he say the same thing about Tazz?

Not sure. I doubt it, but you never know.

Something similar, when kurt lost to rey i think on rey's debut:

Kurt: "What the hell just happened? I just lost to a friggin 12 year old!"

Vinnie Mac ~ Turn around Show... what do you have behind your back?

big show turns around, he has a steel chair...

VM ~ What were you goona do with that?

BIG SHOW ~ I just wanted a good seat!


SNL re-run on last night when Rock hosted.

"It was here in Toronto where the people turned on the people's champion. Oh yeah The Rock didn't forget, Wrestlemania, 68,000 strong, 68,000 of you MOTHER CUNUCKERS booing The Rock out of the building."

"Oh you don't boo The Rock, fatty, The Rock gets more pie in a week then you get in a life time!!!"

"The Rock will tell you who that it, Toronto that is: the jabroni beaten, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada, cause the Maple Leafs SUCK!!!!"

"You know what hell, Know your role, shut your mouth, take all your boos and stick it straight up your Maple Suryup sucking candy asses!!!"

All on the same night. Raw February 2003 courtesy of The Rock

Also from that night

"Who in the green hell are you? Oh wait a minute The Rock knows exactly who you are. Green shirt, H on your chest, green mask....oh you're the Hamburgler!!! Go get The Rock a cheeseburger, NO Ketchup!!!"

Rock to Hurricane

Heel Rock = GOD

:lol: genious

Yeah, got to love the Rock. When he's a face, he's great on the mic, but when he's heel he always seems to take it up a notch.

Heel Rock is gold.

From one of Carlito's video promos... "Cool it man! Can't you see Carlito's on the phone?!"

I just loved the way he said that.

Yeah. I think it went somehting like:

Kurt: In a world of men, I'm a man that like splaying with boys.

Crowd: *Laughs or makes noises in disgust*

Kurt: No! No! That's not what I meant! I meant, when I get you one on one Mysterio, I'm gonig ot pin you down, 1-2-3.

Crowd: *Makes the same response*

Kurt: Oh...you people are disgusting!

I forget it, but I think there were three or so innuendos.

From SNL

The Rock, "Oh... it's Triple H, i thought I smelt Dandruff shampoo and monkey crap."

WOW! I am so happy I started this thread, and that so many of you have decided to reply. A lot of you often think that I add nothing to this place.... apology accepted.

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

ROCK:
"Whose gonna win the hell in a cell at armegeddon. Is it gonna be Rikishi? *Talks like Rikishi* 'I did it, for the Rock, I did it, for the people, I did it, for the' Ahhhh SHUT UP YOU THRONG WEARING FATTY!
Or is it gonna be Kurt Angle. *talks like Kurt Angle* 'Hi I'm kurt Angle and I'm going to home home and have a big glass of milk and a chocolate biscuit. Then afterward, I'm gonna talk three viagra.'
Or is it gonna be the deadman, the undertaker. *Talks like the undertaker* 'Rest, IN, PEACE!'
Or is it *talks like HHH* gonna be the gaaammmmmeea. In the middle of the Ringgggga. And i've got a two dollar slut for a wifeeeeea!'
Or is it gonna be *puts on a redneck hat and talks like austin* 'Stone cold steve austin. I'm gonna get in my pickup truck, drink some stevewisers, listen to some backstreet boys and thats the bottom line' cos the great one said so!"

MAGIC!!!!!!!

I also loved the Rock's work with Coach.
Rock: "So what are you gonna do coach, go home, listen to some music. Coach, whos your favourite musician"
Coach: "barrry mmanill...."
Rock: "WHAT?"
Coach: "Barry Manilow, I like Barry Manilow"
Rock: "Ok coach, would you like to sing, some Barry Manilow. Wait a minute, people, would like to hear coach sing barry manilow?"
Coach: *agrees* "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa" *rock talks the mic away from Coach and breaks it by accident. Coach sings again, "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa"
Rock: "Sweet jesus, what the hell was that Coach"

LOL :D :D :D

and when Rock made Coach dance the Charleston, then kicked him in the arse, LOL!