what is that game river city ransom
*guy gets punched*
" oh barf " *money pops out*

http://www.mega64.com/rcr.mpg


I love the mgs3 radio convo at the start of Snake Vs The apes (u need 2 catch the ape excape chimps)

its too long to do it all but its funny.Snake even moans that he cant be assed taking on metal gear again but if he has to sae a "hot damsel" he'll do it.Then he asks why Sam and Gabe can't do it.Obviously talking about Sam Fisher and Gabe Logan.yeah if you see it you'll understand what I mean :y:

The first one that comes to mind is from Metal Gear Solid 2, 'Listen, kid. I don't have the time to wet-nurse you or provide you with a shoulder to cry on!' and 'You got a problem with your conscience, you take care of it! Don't bother me!'

Solid Snake- "Nice Butt" in MGS

and also the whole Cut off your balls thing in Final Fantasy 7

"Oh, soft!"

From FF9 and I believe 7.

Also, haha, that site had the Mario 3 quote. :D

http://zanyvgquotes.com/supermariobr...rio-hammer.png

'Hi I'm Guybrush Threepwood.....mighty pirate'

Duke Nukem
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

Duke Nukem
"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"

Warcraft: What do you want?... Why do you keep touching me?

:love: way too many Monkey Island quotes to come up with, the best one is probably:

http://www.btinternet.com/~livingleg...hots/dingo.jpg

:heart:

Oh, I know that feeling. :foc:

Bungie better not give us a shitty ending on Halo 3.

:love: :heart: :love:

They need to make another one.

josvbhwubhwiphgwoh :love:

I'm so happy now :D

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
:cool: From the NES game BAD DUDES!

"I'll be examining this"

"Snake...we're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the
only thing...the only thing I was good at. But atleast...I always fought for
what I believed in. Snake...farewell..."

Ancient words of wisdom. You suck - Gen from SFA2

Nascar Racing 2003 Season:

"Hey if you can win maybe the sox can win the series"

"Huh!? What was that noise?"
Moments later
"Oh, must me nothing."
Moments later:
"Huh!? What was that noise?"
etc.

First time I played that game and read that I laughed harder than ever before.....definently a great line

In a game called Discworld for the Playstation, the main character is a wizard named Rincewind (voiced by Terry Prachett of Monty Python fame, FYI), and he says this in conversation with a guard who was claiming to be "The World's Tallest Midget"...

"I'll bet to you, 'irony' means 'sort of like iron', doesn't it?"

Do you mean Eric Idle?
Terry Prachett writes the Discworld books.

Yeah, it was definately Eric Idle in Discworld.

Bloody great the Discworld games. I fucking love the whole point and click genre. Even though its pratically dead commerically, im glad theres still a fan base for this genre that are making freeware games for the internet.

From Duke Nukem for Playstation

Girl Moans on the phone)
Duke: Oooh Laura, is that you?

From Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory.

"PATH CLEARED! I'MA SOLDAT! IM ON DEFENSE IM ON OFFENSE HOLD YOUR FIRE NEED A MEDIC! COMMAND DECLINED! IM CONSTRUCTING! NEIN! IM CONSTRUCTING!"

The quick chats are gold. I love having conversations with other players with them.

not really quotes from the games but I found these out takes pretty amusing:
http://www.lionhead.com/bw/outtakes.html

Does the Pope Shit in the woods?

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