|
Ooh! I just came up with a good one (I hope)!
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Things had been going bad recently, but when he saw Ultimate Warrior walking down the ramp toward the ring, Triple H REALLY freaked out. |
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg
HHH (thinking): Hmmm, my hands are stuck to my head. Well that is too bad. But why....What happened. Lets see, did I touch something sticky? No, that isn't it. Am I sick, and some how my sweat has turned into a type of glue...no that doesn't make since. Hmmm, what could it be. Lets see, I talked to Rhyno earlier about how to make jobbers look extra weak by beating them in a minute. Hey, Rhyno's on Raw now isn't he? Why do I keep thinking Rhyno. Oh s</>hit, I forgot, he has that super glue. Bastard, should have seen this comimg |
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg
Tajiri never got used to the bold taste of Mountain Dew. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Ref: "Hey! My mom had a pair of those!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia freaked when she found 3-year-old leftovers in her fridge. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg And as if he couldn't sink any lower, Kane debuts his new gimmick, "Glenda Jacobs". http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg After his thirty day low carb diet, Rosey has never looked better! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Shelton had lost the tag titles, lost his partner, and was now on a different show all together, but having to listen to HHH prattle on about his love life was more than he could stand. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Very few people knew that Rhyno was an excellent hockey player. Even fewer people knew that one could play hockey in a wrestling ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg After the announcement that Backlash will feature YET ANOTHER thriple threat match between Benoit and Michaels and Hunter, the universe spontaneously combusts. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Benoit and Michaels watch in disbelief as Lillian disembowels Johnny Nitro. Fortunately for Johnny, he's too stoned to notice. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg The matched was stopped for a couple of minutes as Michaels drags away an old man who somehow snuck into the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Given Flair's age, he understandably needed some help when playing leapfrog. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg Benoit was thrilled to win both the World Heavyweight and Tag Titles, but... Jesus Christ, when did Michaels grow breasts!?!?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Sitting in the fifth row, God couldn't be more thrilled for his boy, HBK. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Johnny: "What's that, Cousin It?" Batista: "Little Jimmy is stuck down a well?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Even Benoit's discovery that the Ref was really Weird Al Yankovich wouldn't stop HBK from finishing his spinaroonie. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg In a blasphemous heel turn, Michaels calls God a homo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Though he didn't get the rare rookie one with the Team Angle singlets, Austin couldn't be happier with his new life-sized Shelton Benjamin cutout. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Trish: "So I regret nothing.... Aren't you supposed to be calling me a brutal trashbag ho about now?" Chris: "I was chest ... I mean, I was just getting to tit... um, getting to it." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg All chaos broke loose as a thirty-foot tall Trish Stratus terrorized the fans. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian knew it was wrong to cheat on Trish with Molly Holly, but there was something about rubbing his fingers through her bald scalp that made his naughty parts tingle. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg Kane: "No really, Tajiri, try it. It's called Mountain Dew. It's the most refreshing drink ev-.... GYAAHHHH!!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Hundreds of fans tossed their cookies when Kane sneezed on national TV. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Oh my God! It's Goldberg... And he's discovered Rogaine! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Quickly realizing that "Glenda Jacobs" was a dead-end gimmick, Kane debuts as "The Not So Jolly Grean Giant." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Desperate to beat Shelton in this match, Triple H resorts to using the Force. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Unfortunately, Shelton was no stranger to the old religion and he prepares to shoot lightning out his fingers. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg Trips knew he was losing this match, but damn, Shelton gave the best back massages in the WWE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Benoit knew this was low --- especially while Shelton was celebrating now less --- but if there was a golden opportunity to steal Shelton's wristband, it would be NOW. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Triple H: "Oh my God! I forgot to take out the trash! Steph is going to kill me!" |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
DAMMIT...you're right!! It was from you can't do that on Television. I thought it was from Fun House. :o My Bad.
|
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg
Tajiri learned that Coach isn't human... how can blowin someone be green? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia: And this is an example of a French bush. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg Shawn Michaels displays his new finisher... the Atomic Fart. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian: What do you mean you can't find it? I found it ealier. Trish:I'm sorry, I'm tryin. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg I'ma smoosh your little head. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Now I'ma smoosh yours. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Oh crap! My career is ruined! He smooshed my head! |
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg
Tajiri, after Coach shows him all the moves from "Chicago." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg PLATOON REDUX! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg HHH jobbing 3 weeks in a row? Someone else has to do the jobbing. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg HHH: Drinkin' with Austin? Benjamin: ..y..yea. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Rhyno: Um.. you mean a match where.. I am the winner...? Well, its been a while.. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Lillian: I have just been informed that Johnny Nitro will be called Johnny Nite Heat.. wait, now I'm being told it's now Johnny Confidential.. oh! And now, it's Eugene! Johnny: Oh, crap. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: GOT YOUR NOSE! HHH: I'm doomed. |
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg
Desperately hoping the fans had forgotton about WM XVIIII, the WWE decides to recycle Trips 'hate crime' angle. |
Quote:
|
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg
Shawn Michaels destroys the mid-card glass house. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg nooooooooooo! |
LMAO at El Santo again! He really burned it up at the end. Hey! Pick a caption for you CotM nominee. It's really hard for me... :D
Props to gonMad00... who actually did a "got your nose" bit. I can't believe I didn't think of it yet. Or anyone else. |
Quote:
|
Just PM me. Or reply to the Caption Archive thread with suggestions. :) (you mean suggest CotM nominees right?)
|
Really great stuff this week. Can't wait to see what gets nominated for COTM
|
Man I wonder if any of mine will get nominated. Some sucked but I think I might of done some good for my first try.
|
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg
Glenn Jacob's horrible secret was finally revialed when he got busted open. He wasn't human, no he was a Vulcan. (Vulcans have green blood for you non-Star Trek watching losers). |
Quote:
Saying water got you soaked in water. |
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg
Taijiri demonstrates Y2Stinger product placement. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia was apalled that Molly resorted to stealing the finish of WXX's Angle/Guerrero match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg HHH: Damn, I'm late... HEY! EVOLUTION LEFT WITHOUT ME?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg HHH: You did a good job making it look like you thought my jobbing was funny. You've got talent kid. Benjamin: "Look like?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg "I wonder who cleans the cages on this show... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg HBK displays his Divine Flatulence. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Benoit: Yeah, and I'm Chris Thunder and that's Shawn Starrcade. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg HBK: It's a magic trick, see, I steal someone's finisher and the bell rings on its own, haha! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Flair: Why do they always do this... I just wanna admire the view! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg HBK: Pull my belt! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Insert "you're a homo" joke here. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Johnny: Look at this guys pants!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg "Let's see who you really are, Mister! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg Guy in front of sign: "This makes me want to punch myself." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Austin and Benjamin discuss plans to recruit Molly into their "baldy stable." |
|
^ :lol: :lol:
|
I have to give mad props to Sascha's captions, which are easy to overlook because they only come out one at a time, but they never fail to be gut busting hilarous. I'm still laughing over last week's "Gay congo line" one, by the way. :)
|
[QUOTE=Corkscrewed]http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg
I am gonna blllooowwww you down! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg "I am telling you.. This is not the YMCA choregraphy at all!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Oh lord... I found what's left of Essa Rios |
| All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:13 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin®