Kane was never disfigured. He was just hiding his identity because he owed Kurt Angle money.

Kurt Angle once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Those aren't really terrorist attacks that happen in Iraq. Kurt Angle merely likes to visit the troops regularly, and random Sunnis and Shiites explode out of sheer amazement.

A jihad is actually literally translated as combat waged to gain the affections of Kurt Angle. That was shortened to "holy war" to make it easier to repeat.

:rofl: This thread

Undertaker was 6'2" before Kurt Angle told him to stop slouching and stand up straight. Taker grew 9 inches out of sheer terror.

At an autograph session, Kurt Angle once shook hands with a small boy. That boy later grew up to become Paul Bunyan.

Kurt Angle once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands".

If you misspell 'Kurt Angle' on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kurt Angle?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

The Bloods and the Crips were formed over an argument about whether or not the Angle Lock was better than the Angle Slam.

Kurt Angle can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Kurt Angle bites on his mouthpiece, the mouthpiece screams for mercy.

Christopher Columbus actually had four ships: The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria and the Kurt Angle. The Kurt Angle didn't get lost.

The reason why we have four seasons in a year is because Kurt Angle is constantly getting bored.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. Kurt Angle did.

Little Bastard hides under the ring because he knows Kurt Angle dislikes little people.

Kurt Angle has invented space travel and is considered to be a God. Hence, Scientology.

Kurt Angle can't reproduce because there isn't a woman strong enough to carry Kurt Angle's DNA.

Kurt Angle now wears a mouth guard made of Titanium because he recently discovered his bite force is 152 Tons.

The Little Engine That Could couldn't until Kurt Angle suplexed it up the hill.

Pain's real name is Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle has a "Hot Or Not" rating of 75,000,000.

It is pointless for Kurt Angle to have a MySpace profile, for no one is his friend. Not even Tom.

I LOLed

One of the more classic threads in recent history.

Kurt Angle's MySpace page is the Universe and his only friends are left fist and right fist.

Kurt Angle doesn't need a computer, his brain has built-in WiFi.

Kurt Angle won a Demolition Derby walking on his hands.

Kurt Angle doesn't have to watch the news. The news comes to Kurt, and asks politely if it can explain itself to him.

Hitler didn't commit suicide, he caught wind that Kurt Angle was recruited and had a heart attack.

Kurt Angle invented Icy-Hot as a personal lubricant.

The only reason you're alive is because Chuck Norris allows it.

God believes in Chuck Norris.

When Michael Jordan was younger, he wanted to be like Kurt.

When Chuck Norris sneezes, he's blessing you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kurt Angle, after he evicted Spongebob and took over the entire ocean.

Chuck Norris simply stares at the woman he wishes to carry his seed.

M-A-G, stop ruining the joke. Idiot.

M-A-G F-A-I-L-S at this thread.

Chuck Norris bleeds platinum and sh*ts gold bricks.

After sexual intercourse with Kurt Angle, many women look down to see Intensity and Integrity dripped down their inner thigh.

I'm not a Kurt Angle fan. If I was to do it for Kurt Angle, it'd be to make fun of him.

Kurt Angle was originally cast to play the roll of "Marcellus Wallace", but noone fucks Kurt Angle. Noone.

Phobias are afraid of Kurt Angle.

Then GTFO of this thread.

Chuck Norris keeps body fat away by sheer will power.

If you rearrange the letters in "Jesus Christ" you get "Kurt Angle", but you have to try really hard.

Jesus didn't die for our sins, he died because Kurt Angle wanted to be entertained.

Lesbians exist because they've met M-A-G.

There have been over 1,000 deaths in colleges from students attempting to drink Chuck Norris under the table.

Kurt Angle turned water into wine and then crucified Jesus for lying.

Kurt Angle almost killed Efren Ramirez with an Angle Slam. Luckily, he realized it wasn't M-A-G before impact.

Lesbians exist because Kurt Angle turned them down.

Chuck Norris would get a tattoo if the needle wouldn't break.

M-A-G, if you don't stop ruining this thread, I will have to ban you out of fear that Kurt Angle will come and kill us all.

There are no pedophiles, only guys that M-A-G has persuaded to follow him.

I must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Funky Fly again. Kurt Angle can do it 15 times in a row without cheating.

Kurt Angle took the Pepsi Challenge and won.

When Funky Fly bans you, you are unable to post at TPWW.net. When Kurt Angle bans you, you and everyone you've ever met get blinked out of existence.

ROFL Funky...

Mexicans sneak into the U.S. just to be on the same soil as Kurt Angle.

Canadians are simply Americans that ran away from Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle killed Abe Lincoln because the theater is for pussies.

Kurt Angle once blew his load into a sock. That sock became Mother Theresa.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon because he pissed off Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle golfed Pebble Beach and shot an 18.

Kurt Angle created the Universe on an Etch A Sketch.

Kurt Angle knows which one's Milli and which one's Vanilli.

Oh, geez, God forbid I don't play along.

Kurt Angle keeps his cock ring around Saturn.

There was one time that Kurt Angle suplexed Kenta Kobashi at the same time Kobashi gave Angle a LARIAT, the result was the 80's

Fag.

The "Immaculate Conception" was really a 3 way, but Angle did Mary in the ass.

This thread is just too much. :rofl:
Hell, Ill try one.

Kurt Angle is the reason why Stewie's quest for world domination ended. He is doomed to be one year old for the rest of his life.

It's incredible to me that six months ago, to just about everyone on this site, Kurt Angle was a fucking GOD in pro wrestling.

Now that he's in TNA, suddenly he's a walking punchline (7 pages worth).

Six months ago he was someone who was incredible in the ring and from most accounts a stand up guy outside the ring. Now he is an incredible in ring performer and a complete and utter tool outside the ring. He's all pissy that McMahon fired him for his own good. Hart was awesome too, and then he let his personal problems with other people drag him down. Holding long grudges against McMahon just makes you seem petty and like that little bitch who got dumped and never is able to get over it...

The Ultimate Warrior was once an ordinary, sane man. However, after looking into Kurt Angle's eyes during a staring contest and seeing many unspeakably horrorific images, he went batshit crazy.

I want to hear Hart, Warrior, and Angle have a three way debate over who is the best wrestler ever...all arguing themselves...

I agree completely. Six months ago, Angle was my favorite wrestler. But now he has turned into everyone that has been let go/left WWE, just bitches and complains all the time. The Kurt Angle I know that would have been fired from WWE, likely would have thanked them for the previous 7 years, and for making him a big star. But that guy no longer exists. He just seems bitter that he was released, and has just gone to the nuthouse.

Kurt Angle puts the 'bang' in Bangladesh, the 'booty' in Djibouti, and his foot up your ass if you piss him off.

Triple A once wanted to put "______ has as much rep as Kurt Angle" but wisely reconsidered.

The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. They simply saw Kurt Angle coming and all got into a space ship bound for Venus.

Kurt Angle once cured Eugene of his "specialness" by hugging him. However, a now-not-retarded Eugene was so happy that he ran straight into a pole, knocking himself out and reverting him back to this original state. Seeing this, Kurt laughed, and his laughter impregnated Stephanie McMahon, who gave birth to Aurora Rose nine months later. Upon coming out of the womb, Aurora Rose countered the doctor's attempted ass slap and made him tap out.

The first heavier-than-air vehicle to break the sound barrier was actually a paper airplane made and thrown by Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle was originally supposed to kill Dumbledore. JK Rollings had to re-write it when she realized Kurt Angle "accidentally" killed Harry Potter in the process.

All the technology seen on Star Trek was in fact invented by Kurt Angle in the 70's. He rightly refused to let anyone develop this technology, stating that only he should be allowed to travel faster than light.

A handicapped parking sign is really a warning that the spot belongs to Kurt Angle and that you will become handicapped if you park there.

David defeated Goliath, not because of a rock, but because of Kurt Angle throwing David right between Goliath's eyes.

Kurt Angle can make a woman orgasm just by winking at her and saying "Booya"

Kurt Angle owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Kurt Angle's's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Kurt Angle did, and he ate the fucking jar, too.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp? Kurt Angle did, and he'll do it again if you're not careful.

Kurt Angle invented Google after he lost his car keys. He figured he might as well search for everything else in the world, too, since he owns it.

Kurt Angle can beat the Minus world in Super Mario Brothers.

Kurt Angle killed 50 Cent and still had change to spare.

In 1985, Kurt Angle had an assistant by the name Doctor Emmett Brown. To test his assistant's loyalty, he ordered him to retrieve a sports almanac from the year 2010. When insisting this was impossible, Angle gave Doc 3,000 continues German Suplexes into the base of a toilet, knocking him unconcious and giving him the vision of "The Flux Capacitor."

Kurt Angle recieved one third of the total votes in a recent episode of "So you think you can dance". He did not appear on the show.

As an infant, Kurt Angle's dirty diaper won The Pulitzer Prize...with a broken freakin' strap!

A man once spent three days climbing a mountain only to discover that it was Kurt Angle's penis.

In the year 2008, Kurt Angle will coach and quarterback the Detroit Lions to a Super Bowl victory. During the post game celebration, Angle will reveal that he wore shoe polish on his face and was actually Jim Brown, Walter Payton and Barry Sanders.