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...IN HD!!!!
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Oh and he's seen Trish Stratus naked, too.
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#2 |
He's Here
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Angle: RRAARR UFC ME WIN! ME KILL QUEERS IN UFC! ME HEADBUTT! GRRR!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Kurt would get killed by any legit name in MMA.
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the heartbreak king
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I can't wait to see this happen just so Angle will shut the hell up about MMA after he gets his ass handed to him. Stick to wrestling, Kurt.
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Cro Cop would kick his head off his shoulders
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#6 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle has counted to Infinity...twice.
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Boss
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Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Kurt Angle pajamas.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Kurt Angle instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Angle suplexed Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Boss
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Kurt Angle can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
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Boss
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Kurt Angle can win a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Kurt Angle doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kurt Angle beats all 3 at the same time.
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Kurt Angle drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Kurt Angle can get blackjack with just one card.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Kurt Angle".
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P.S. I just ripped off all those facts from ChuckNorrisFacts.com
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lol people should start doing those jokes about Angle. It could catch on.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Actually, this is the best use of the Norris Worship ever.
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One Of A Kind
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LOL
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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The One just became my favorite poster.
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#21 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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For now....
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#23 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Kurt invented TPWW but just let Triple A have it.
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#24 |
One Of A Kind
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The terrorists don't win, Kurt Angle wins.
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He's Here
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Moses parted the Red Sea. Kurt Angle parted the Milky Way.
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He's Here
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Who is the strongest human being alive?
I don't know, but Kurt Angle could kick his ass. |
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One Of A Kind
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We don't need God, we have Kurt Angle.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Kurt Angle.
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One Of A Kind
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World of warcraft?More like, World of Kurt Angle!
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One Of A Kind
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MMANGLE
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#31 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So Angle was being interviewed by a midget?
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Get a poke on
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Eric the midget. From Howard Stern show.
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RAPTURE READY.
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Special weight class? How the hell are they gonna pull that off?
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90% spam
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RAPTURE READY.
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Kurt Angle is so awesome that Mr. Clean wanted to be Kurt Angle
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Kurt Angle said in another interview that he not only saw Trish naked, but he had sex with her too. He said, "She wasn't all that great. There wasn't anything special about her. Her breasts felt like any other womans...you know how you feel it and ... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
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When Kurt Angle wants to mail a letter he shoves it down the throught of the nearest house pet and hurrels it in the direction of the recipient.
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#38 |
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When hospitals are short on IVs, they hook patients up to Chuck Norris.
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#39 |
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Oops, forgot who this thread was supposed to be about.
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Church officials are considering re-naming the Apocalypse 'Chuck Norris'.
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