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Kurt Angle can beat anyone in MMA

Oh and he's seen Trish Stratus naked, too.

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Kurt Angle's latest

by Phil Adams

Kurt was on with Scotty Ferrall.

Scott and Kurt went to same High School in Pittsburgh, Kurt is a bit younger,
though. Kurt went over his previous addictions, claiming up to 65 Vicodins
per day, including 18 just to get out of bed which impressed Ferrall to no
end. Kurt went through the story of Vince forcing him to rehab on the road.

Kurt told the heartwarming story of his fight with Eddie Guererro. Eddie
shot on him, trying a leg dive on Kurt. Kurt avoided it and put him in a
rear naked choke. Another (nameless) wrestler asked Eddie why he would try
a single leg on an Olympic champion. Eddie replied "because I'm fucking
stupid".

Kurt actually promoted TNA. He predicted his match this Sunday with
Christian will be match of the year. He said that Samoa Joe is a tremendous
athlete, can do a 4.5 40 yd dash and has a 44" verticle leap. He said his
deal with TNA is financially better than at WWE and at WWE he had a one
million dollar guarantee and usually made 2.5 to 3 million.

Talking about his WWE days, he has seen Trish Stratus naked, but wouldn't
give the details. In response to question from Eric the Midget, he
reiterated his claim that HHH is a slimeball, saying he is a slimeball
because HHH would never put Kurt over knowing Kurt could surpass him.

He is negotiating for a big deal with EXC. He claimed that although UFC,
through Dana, didn't want him after he told them he would continue to
wrestle, they now want him again after hearing he is negotiating with EXC.
He is now negotiating with both. Spike wants him to go UFC.

Of course, he can beat anybody in MMA since he has superior quickness. He
wants to fight three times before he is 40. He is probably too big to fight
at 205, so a special weight class will have to be made for him.

From listening to alot his interviews with Bubba, I can say that at least
alot of his stuff consistent credit: wrestling observer

Angle: RRAARR UFC ME WIN! ME KILL QUEERS IN UFC! ME HEADBUTT! GRRR!

Kurt would get killed by any legit name in MMA.

I can't wait to see this happen just so Angle will shut the hell up about MMA after he gets his ass handed to him. Stick to wrestling, Kurt.

Cro Cop would kick his head off his shoulders

Kurt Angle has counted to Infinity...twice.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Kurt Angle pajamas.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Kurt Angle instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Angle suplexed Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Kurt Angle can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.

Kurt Angle can win a game of connect four in 3 moves.

Kurt Angle doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kurt Angle beats all 3 at the same time.

Kurt Angle drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Kurt Angle can get blackjack with just one card.

Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Kurt Angle".

P.S. I just ripped off all those facts from ChuckNorrisFacts.com

lol people should start doing those jokes about Angle. It could catch on.

Actually, this is the best use of the Norris Worship ever.

The One just became my favorite poster.

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Originally Posted by M-A-G

The One just became my favorite poster since Kurt Angle

Kurt invented TPWW but just let Triple A have it.

The terrorists don't win, Kurt Angle wins.

I made that up myself...

Moses parted the Red Sea. Kurt Angle parted the Milky Way.

Who is the strongest human being alive?

I don't know, but Kurt Angle could kick his ass.

We don't need God, we have Kurt Angle.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Kurt Angle.

World of warcraft?More like, World of Kurt Angle!

So Angle was being interviewed by a midget?

Eric the midget. From Howard Stern show.

Special weight class? How the hell are they gonna pull that off?

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Originally Posted by The One

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kurt Angle beats all 3 at the same time.

With a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!

Kurt Angle is so awesome that Mr. Clean wanted to be Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle said in another interview that he not only saw Trish naked, but he had sex with her too. He said, "She wasn't all that great. There wasn't anything special about her. Her breasts felt like any other womans...you know how you feel it and ... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it. :shifty: "

When Kurt Angle wants to mail a letter he shoves it down the throught of the nearest house pet and hurrels it in the direction of the recipient.

When hospitals are short on IVs, they hook patients up to Chuck Norris.

Oops, forgot who this thread was supposed to be about.

Church officials are considering re-naming the Apocalypse 'Chuck Norris'.