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The one GonMad00 says wasn't his... is big_bluto's gonMad00: http://badblood.wwe.com/gallery/images/25.jpg HHH, The Game, The Cerebral Assasin, meant it when he warned Shawn that he was going to 'Fuck With His Head' Post #88 Gave me credit but it belongs to Mayo http://raw.wwe.com/results/062104/images/19.jpg Macaulay Culkin has a new look for his latest movie 'Home Alone 10: Lost At The Strip Club'. Those were the two I saw mentioned. Dunno why the BB pic didn't load though. At least for me... weird. <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> |
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Okay, fixed. Thanks RK!!! :love:
Crap, they moved the Bad Blood pics. I hope they didn't do that for all the PPV pics, but if they did, I gotta redo all of them. :( |
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Vote for me RK if you don't I will spirtually kill you! :lol: :shifty: :wavesad: :$ :love: :drool: ;) :heart:
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^ How NOT to hit on a woman. ;)
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So RK how about we go back to my place kill a lamb smear its blood all over us then have sex on a bunch of mouse traps?
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You really think that was hilarious? Okay, I guess I"ll add it in.
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July SmackDOWN! [7-1-2004] c4g2: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/26.jpg HEADLINES: WWE fan suffers from stroke after watching the Great American Bash. PorkSoda: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/01.jpg Ever since JBL became president of the USA, the ratings of the White House have gone down. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/02.jpg Bradshaw greets the Baby With the World's Largest Mullet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/04.jpg The WWE production of Peter Pan was huge hit except for the casting glitch on the part of Wendy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/20.jpg And now, The WWE Vault brings you the historic beginning to that classic feud between a young Ric Flair and Cheech Martin. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/22.jpg Brock: "Don't you ever take off your shirt in front of me again, you gay sicko!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/29.jpg JBL: "I realized that earlier on my show, you insulted me. Now you shall pay!" *gets out bazooka* Eddie: "Um...your shoes are untied!" JBL: "From this view they appeared to be tied, but I will move in for a closer inspection." *Six hours later after Eddie's gotten in a Taxi to the airport...* JBL: "Upon further inspection, these are loafers. Transplant: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/02.jpg JBL: who's a boo? who's a booboojooboo? Baby: Im Not Telling You Anything You.. JBL: WHA? gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/24.jpg Kenzo: So he's responsible for the downfall of the new Star Wars movies! Thanks, Amidala... or something. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/26.jpg Bradshaw: Bring out your dead! Spike: I'm not dead. Actually,I feel quite better. I feel happy, I feel - (STOMP!) Kane Knight: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/04.jpg WWE Swan Lake was a smash hit until RVD's Ballet shoes got caught in Booker's dreads. Fryza: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/13.jpg "And now we'll go to our Mexican in the sky for the weather. Mexican?..." RAW [7-5-2004] The Playa: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/36.jpg HHH: No Eugene, you don't understand, I retired Cactus Jack. There is no more Cactus Jack Eugene: But Ric said he wa.... HHH: Nevermind what Ric said Ric: BANG BANG! HHH: Ric damn it, stop it. MVP: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg Coach should've learned his lesson the first time he tried to drink from the Tajiri fountain. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg Molly knew she couldn't compete with Gail Kim's pole dancing abilities. Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/07.jpg It was yet another bad move by the WWE when they hired Lita to spellcheck the signs on everyone's office. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/08.jpg Both men lost every shred of dignity when Vince forced them to Eskimo kiss on national TV. loopydate: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg You would think that by now Tajiri would know how to hold his sake. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/14.jpg Jericho's gravity-defying spear was still a wonder to behold. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg Dave took it pretty hard when he heard they were out of chocolate cake. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg Is it just me, or did they used to try harder to keep the Oscar ballots secret? http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg Chris Benoit's new Doctor Octopus gimmick might have worked better if they'd given him cooler arms. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/26.jpg This photograph proves that, yes, Edge does throw the best damned supersonic spear in the business. Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/09.jpg Ref: "What's wrong with him?" Batista: "He's been like that ever since the Lita pregancy storyline." Ref: "Really? Wow." Batista: "Yeah. Just sits there all day, watching Maury Povich. That's all he does." Ref: "Such a shame... and he was really such a nice boy before, too." http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/10.jpg Matt: "Inigo Montoya! They've shot you!!!" Kane: .... Matt: "Who did this to you????" Kane: .... Matt: "SPEAK TO ME!!!!" Kane: .... Matt: "DAMN YOU SIX FINGERED MAN!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg When you didn't use Listerine, the consequences were quite severe. deadlyheaven: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/03.jpg Ric: WOOOOOOOO! *Strutting Ric* Jericho: Ric, you lost. Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Ric still strutting* Tomco: No, really Naitch. You've been eliminated. Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/13.jpg This match was rather difficult for Jericho; not only did he have to deal with Randy Orton, but he also had to worry about the referee and his history of sexual assaualt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg Benoit: Aw how cute, look at the little retarded kid playing with the cha... *Knocked out cold* big_bluto: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/18.jpg Orton's push was getting ridiculous now. He didn't even have to fully enter the ring before the pin was getting counted. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/23.jpg WWE would like to issue a product recall on the following product: Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit Action Figure When used in proximity to HHH figure, the benoit action figure has a tendency to fall over, and may injure small children. Please return to the retail outlet you purchased from where a full refund will be given. *please note that WWE accepts no responsibility for broken characters, storylines, or poor quality products. Savior: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/11.jpg The WWE re-acts the way Mary-Kate Olsen is fed. Raising Kane: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/15.jpg But Daddy!!! I don't want to take a nap! Kane Knight: http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/02.jpg This is why you don't grab Tajiri's crotch. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/19.jpg The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/25.jpg O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris. Edge: But I'm not Jericho. Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all. http://raw.wwe.com/results/070504/images/32.jpg "I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu!" SmackDOWN! [7-8-2004] Fryza: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/16.jpg So this is how they keep getting into the damned country.. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/12.jpg That was, without a doubt, THE most devastating noogie ever delivered on live television. Savior: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/16.jpg JBL: Where'd those nigg*rs go? loopydate: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/09.jpg SATAN: Bring me a sweater, dammit! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/10.jpg The display of sportsmanship was nice, but...Stamboli calling them all homos kinda stole the spotlight. Especially when Brock came in and killed all four of them (and Holly for going on the Internet). http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/23.jpg PAUL: It was the best of times...it was the blurst of times?!? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/27.jpg On today's edition of WWE Olympic Theatre: The 1992 Winter Olympic Figure Skating qualifying. CENA: Why? (Sob) Whyyyyyy? Vastardikai: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/15.jpg JBL: What do you mean I can't Goose Step here? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/27.jpg Someone in the front row was impressed by Kurt Angle's Erection... WWE Vengeance Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/45.jpg Triple H took it to a whole new level when he called for a meteor shower to help take out Benoit. |
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http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/50.jpg Benoit: "Pikachu!" Eugene: "Charmander!" Benoit: "Pikachu!" Eugene: "Charmander!" Triple H: "Jigglypuff!!" Benoit and Eugene: "WTF?!" El Santo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg Tired of being stuck in crappy storylines, Kane unsuccessfully tries to hide under the stairs. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/29.jpg And the day was saved when it started raining giant Legos. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/37.jpg God: "Hey, just got back from the restroom, what did I miss?... Crap, Loose Cannon's gonna kill me." Raising Kane: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Flair hated napping with La Resistance. They never stayed on their own side of the ring and always ended up kicking someone in the nuts. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/50.jpg How many wrestlers does it take to open a folding chair? Three. Two holding the chair and one to dive head-first into the seat. Shaggy: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/28.jpg Kane: Do I have to signal this out for you. Lets....get...a...bunny. Mayo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Conway had to sit back and watch Eugene's brilliant moonwalk. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/52.jpg Benoit: Haha, I avoided the crucifix all night and still beat Hunter. Hey, what does this little button on the belt do? *Benoit disintigrates in front of the entire audience* HHH: I love it when a backup plan comes together. Vastardikai: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Batista: This bending thing is cool, what's it called? Ref: A knee. RAW [7-12-2004] Corkscrewed http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/01.jpg Chris knew he should have fallen for Dave's "check my kneepads" routine. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/32.jpg Eugene regretted running into HHH's nose. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/27.jpg JR: "Rock Bottom!!!" King: "Whoa! You actually got a move right!" JR: "What? Oh, I mean BAW GAWD STUNNER!!!!" asphyXy: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/21.jpg "Hello. I am the hottest woman alive." Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/02.jpg “Five time… You can’t see me… Five time… You can’t see me… It’s the same damn thing!” http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/03.jpg Edge “successfully” pulls off the “LitaBomb.” http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/18.jpg Ric: And then Doc Ock does thi---- Hurricane: SHUT UP! I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/25.jpg Eugene knew it was all a set up when Vince came to the ring, yelling “RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!” http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/26.jpg Chris: OWWWIE! You mean THIS is what I’ve been doing to people? This fuggin’ HURTS!!!! El Santo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/14.jpg Kane: "So, you know... I mean, if you're in the mood, could you, um, lie down in a coffin and hold your breath for about ten min-... what?" Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/09.jpg This is what RVD saw watching on a tv backstage. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/24.jpg Eugene could try as he might, but he would never do the Tickler like Dupree. SmackDOWN! [7-15-2004] Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/21.jpg After about five minutes stuck in that position JBL figured maybe he should have gone to Sean's final lecture of cage escape. Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/02.jpg Cena: WHAT!!! YOU MEAN AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU REALLY COULD SEE ME!?!?!?! Kurt: It was just your hand… http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/06.jpg EXTREME PROCTOLOGY!!!! Nowhere Man: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/04.jpg Rey really would have liked to finish the match, but unfortunately, the rest of the Justice League was calling for him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/08.jpg Bubba and Noble use visual aids to interpret the handling of WWE's Cruiser Division. The Playa: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/28.jpg Eddie: Dammit Vince, I am not Sean Security: Ok folks, you can relax Sean is back in the cage Eddie: Damn you people RAW [7-19-2004] Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/08.jpg Hurricane was beyond grateful when RC Cola Man came to his rescue. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/10.jpg Dave: "Whooooooooo!!! Yeah!!! Oh yeah! Ride me! Ride me Randy boy!!!" Chris: "Um... I'm Chris, not Randy. And we're in the middle of the ring, not backstage." Dave: "...awkward." http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/12.jpg Skydiving was fun, but Benoit still needed to work on his landing skills. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/19.jpg Dave: "And don't you EVER say Jigglypuff sucks again!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/28.jpg Things went to hell when Edge tried a Lita Nelson. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/29.jpg (bad Japanese dubbing voice) "Ha-HA! I have defeated the evil villain and retained my prized belt, and my hair is still silky and smooth!" Rock Bottom: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/06.jpg Helms was proud to introduce his new sidekick, the Whorricane! http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/12.jpg When Triple H told Batista to make sure Benoit was in no condition to win their match next week, Batista did the smartest thing possible... He tied Earl Hebner to the Canadian champ. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/15.jpg Lita knew she found her true love when Matt Hardy botched fondling her tits. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/19.jpg Double Dragon Jimmy Lee had suffered the wrath of Aboabo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/20.jpg USA retaliated against the Middle East by producing the first ever Weapons of Mass Erection. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/21.jpg Ref: Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business. Randy: Wait, but how can a jobber like that go over ME! Ref: *Sigh* Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business. Randy: Yeah, but how in the hell is Edge going to go over Randy Orton? Ref: Look Randy... Hey, is that a My Little Pony? http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/22.jpg Authorities say that Loose Cannon was seen fleeing the scene with a tire-iron wrapped in barbed wire. More to come as this story develops. El Santo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/07.jpg I knew that women in the WWE were passed around like currency ... but this is ridiculous. http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/16.jpg Jericho: "Wait a minute. Hair vs. hair match? That's not fair?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/20.jpg Writer: "Alright, Chris, we talked to Dave, and we've decided to put you back in the rotation. You have to job to the following divas." Jericho: "I have to job ten times to skinny, untrained ... shapely, sexy women? ... I could live with that." Writer: "No. We're going to have them all pile on you in a single rumble type match." Jericho: "... better." Raising Kane: http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/07.jpg Trish: Our next item up for bid... a life size, anatomically correct Stacy mannequin. Who'll start the bidding? Silence.... Trish: Come on people! Even I'm worth a dollar Canadian... Oh wait... |
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Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/13.jpg “Now this belt means somethin’ to me! I had to trade my Jigglypuff and Meowth cards for this belt from Shane! Had to give ‘em my blue eyes white dragon to keep it last week!” http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/20.jpg Walker, Texas Janitor: Uhhh… JBL… We’re turning off the lights. The show has been over for 6 hours… isn’t it time to ended your promo? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/21.jpg And after this, Mark was never allowed to eat Mexican food before a show, ever again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/35.jpg In an attempt to outshine Zach Gowen, Rey became the first wrestler to wrestle without a head. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/44.jpg Vince: Are you sure this is how we play baseball? Kurt: Of course! Lita taught me! El Santo: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/14.jpg JBL may be the Champion, but he could never beat the local jobbers at thumb war. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/42.jpg Kurt: "You wouldn't hurt. um... a ONE-LEGGED MAN, would you?" Vince: "Hasn't stopped me before." Kurt: "Damn." Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/01.jpg Kurt Angle unveils his new Catholic Priest gimmick. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/05.jpg Billy: "Okay, so I cock the gun and the trigger is right--" *BANG!* Bubba: "OWWWW!!! Not the good cheek!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/22.jpg Bradshaw learned the hard way: NEVERbadmouth the Amish. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/47.jpg Vince: "So, Eddie... we're gonna be doing this for The Rock?" parkmania: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/08.jpg Angle: Look, Booker, I promised the Board of directors I wouldn't tell anyone, but - It's full of chocolate. hulkamania320: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/03.jpg Spike had the misfortune of being handcuffed to the ring and forced to watch "From Justin to Kelly". Porksoda: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/43.jpg Vince: Kurt, I got one thing to say to you....YOUR SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXY! Kurt: What? Vince: Huh? Oh - YOUR ON FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRE! Mayo: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/07.jpg The war between the two front seat fans escalated after the guy wearing the Bubba jersey called the guy with the sign a homo. RAW [7-26-2004] Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/07.jpg Things got interesting when Peter Parker joined the fray from the rafters and started randomly taking out wrestlers. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/14.jpg Richards and A-Train: "DAMMIT, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF! STAY IN THE BACK!!!" Evolution: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/17.jpg Kane: "But my name really IS Indigo Montoya!" All: "That's it, you were warned! Out you go back to mid-card Hell!" Hulkamania320: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/25.jpg Kamala stared in horror as the baby he had eaten hours before began to kick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/35.jpg After Benoit took off like and airplane and Triple H started skipping after him, the WWE decided that an hour was a little too long from now on. Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/16.jpg After this night Rhyno never attempted the 619 ever again. Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/03.jpg The RC Cola Man's sidekick couldn't take a punch very well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/29.jpg The Ref practiced hard for the 'wrestler toss' at the Summerslam Olympics. Innovator: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/02.jpg Flair was a little uneasy to get into the ring of Bret Hart fans, but orders are orders http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/15.jpg Maven: AND THATS FOR FOLEY! http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/25.jpg Kamala: Oh god, this is what I look like! No wonder I wasn't taken seriously El Santo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/01.jpg Coach couldn't believe it. Either he needed new glasses, or the Spice Girls were multiplying like crazy! http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/03.jpg After so many years being bald, Kurt felt his new head of hair was a bit top-heavy. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/16.jpg As Rhyno and Batista can attest, Randy's farts were damn powerful. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/18.jpg This day being Maven's birthday, Randy obliged by delivering the customary birthday spanking. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/36.jpg Eugene: "Evolution my ass! God created the world in seven days, fool!" The Highlander: http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/31.jpg (at a home cookout) Shawn: Hey, do you remember when I had this on... Bret: I reccommend you not finish that sentence. http://raw.wwe.com/results/072604/images/36.jpg Eugene was delighted. The old 'pull the chair' away trick still works. SmackDOWN! [7-29-2004] hulkamania320: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/01.jpg For the first time, Booker T is introduced into the world of natural male enhancement. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/09.jpg And then, before Spike's very eyes, Bubba Rey and D-Von came out on national television. Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/24.jpg Luther: Don’t you ever call them the powder puff girls, ever again! It’s power puff! Transplant: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/01.jpg Just before Booker T could eat his Giant Invisible Sandwich, he spotted Viscera attempting to Banzai drop him from the rafters. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/11.jpg Kurt:..... Teddy:.... Kurt:.... Teddy:.... Kurt: ....Hey Teddy Teddy:....What, man? Kurt:....I think the weed is making me feel weird, man.... Teddy:....yeah man, It does that, man. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/10.jpg "Hey, got some black in you..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/17.jpg "Hey Zach! I found your missing leg!!!" El Santo: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/03.jpg "Wha--? Whadda ya mean WE lost the war?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/04.jpg The John Cena/Ultimo Dragon feud reached an all time low when he showed up at the arena wearing a "You Slipt, Shortie" T-Shirt. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/09.jpg Sure, the present was nice, but what in the hell was Spike supposed to do with an oversized novelty wristwatch? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072904/images/17.jpg "You know, I just got a crazy idea to turn this thing into a lamp." |
August hulkamania320: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/12.jpg Edge hesitated. He'd never cut off another man's arm before; he wasn't to sure what to do next. Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/03.jpg Rob's glory leap into the endzone was foiled when Rhyno and Tajiri slammed him down just one inch from a touchdown. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/07.jpg "That'll teach you to drink Pepsi or Coke, BITCH!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/21.jpg Bischoff: "Look, man, I know you lost all of your money in my casino reality show, but you're taking it a bit rough..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/22.jpg Things got downright bizarre when Imhotep was introduced into the Lita angle. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/25.jpg Trapped in the figure four, Benoit calls for backup in the form of a comet strike from the cheap seats. Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/20.jpg Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/21.jpg Eric: Hello, stranger. HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code. Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK? HHH: :$ http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/23.jpg Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here! Maven: But I'm not him! Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now? Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/24.jpg Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck! Innovator: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/01.jpg HHH really needed to take Orton up on his high fiber diet http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/06.jpg Matt: I love you Lita Lita: I love you Jeff...Kane...Shane...Matt, yeah that's it Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/10.jpg Thankfully Rosey got in the way of the goose step before we had Bradshaw V 2.0 on Raw. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/22.jpg Kane: For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!! Lita: Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem? Kane: You’re not even opening your mouth! Lita: Oh! My mouth! http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/24.jpg “You see this? You see Maven right here? This is what happens when you don’t floss!” SmackDOWN! [8-5-2004] Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/05.jpg Steve Blackman enjoys his new position as “Cleavage Inspector.” http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/19.jpg And somewhere in Minnesota, Brock is having a heart attack. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/21.jpg In the dual spinaroonie contest, The Undertaker is up by 3. Savior: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/19.jpg Hilary: Hi I'm hom- OH MY GOD WHY BILL WHY!? Bill: I did it because I could! Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/19.jpg Samichna was already mad when Rhi rejected him for a threeway, but when he found out the two people she had selected, he was REALLY pissed. gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/17.jpg Taker botches aging. Rock Bottom: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/12.jpg Rey: O...OMG. Are those... PUBES!? LET ME SEE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/14.jpg Rey: Is it!? Is it!? Spike: Sorry Rey, that's just your tattoo. No pubes yet. Rey: *sob* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/18.jpg Bradshaw: "I'm going to keep walking in this direction, thrusting my hips. If your mouth gets in the way, it's not my fault." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/080504/images/21.jpg Mark was usually patient with underprivledged persons, but after 15 minutes of this midget staring at him while jerking off, he had to say something. RAW [8-9-2004] What Would Kevin Do?: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/080904.jpg Randy: *Sigh* I give up... You're going to have to get Batista to show you the Macarena. Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/04.jpg Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/09.jpg The result of Lita botching the divorce was not pretty, as she found herself Kane's new wife, mother, and official bedtime story teller. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/13.jpg The results were disastrous when Edge lost control of his pogo stick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/29.jpg "Don't you ever trick me into driving to Hawaii again!!!" Innovator: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/04.jpg Bad things happen at the WWE dentist when the staff runs out of novacaine... http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/06.jpg Needless to say, the Divas were impressed with Shannon's new look Rock Bottom: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/02.jpg "...Why will I beat Chris Benoit? Because it is my destiny... Well, that and Triple H promised me a rare My Little Pony he got off of E-Bay if I win." http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/06.jpg All the Divas were pissed when they found out Trish was hiding two dodge balls in her shirt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/09.jpg Kane: "NO! Fucking christ! THE DOTTED LINE. SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE." http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/23.jpg Benoit: "Hey! Now just a damn minute. I never agreed to this match." Triple H: "Well, it's either this or you face Lita in a falls count anywhere match." Benoit: "Er, ring the bell." Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/06.jpg Ref: THANK YOU ENZYTE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/11.jpg Kane was envious of Matt’s new really huge Nintendo controller. El Santo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/02.jpg Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation. http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/11.jpg Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?" Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!" Chair #3: "Run run run...!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/17.jpg *sobbing* "No oh ooh! Li'l Brudder. That *sniff* little guy. He's got the heart of a champion!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/19.jpg *sobbing* "Oh oh, Tenderfoot. *sniff* Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?" Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080904/images/18.jpg Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide. |
SmackDOWN! [8-12-2004]
Quick1: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Nunzio: Ok, ok guess who I am? Chavo: Brock lesnar? Nunzio: Nope Ultimo Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg Rene faints when he sees how high his odds are of getting a push. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg Jackie botches touching her head, shoulders, knees, and toes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg That's the 10th kind of Suplex Hass has shown us today, Rene down by 9. El Santo: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/01.jpg Judging the "Stars of the 80's" contest was pretty intense, but JBL had to go with the guy dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg While D-Von was indeed a skilled ventriloquist, his brother, Bubba, still needed to get past Step One: getting a puppet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg WWE Presents: Battle of the World's Most Nearsighted Wrestlers http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg Maybe it was the championship, or maybe it was his time on the Olympic team, but for some reason Darko Milicic looks different this year. juanker: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Chavo Gets Disqualified For Dropkicking Nunzio's Head Off Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Chavo awakes from his nap just in time to see the tragic results of Nunzio's Lita Star Press. gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Nunzio - First ever death by spin-aroonie. MVP: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg Orlando: "WOW I'm getting a huge push, some TV time, and a new suit. I must be dreaming." Vince: "Shit he's catching on, lower the cage." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg The glass ceiling wasn't bad enough; now Velocity workers had to deal with quicksand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Shaniqua's return as U.S. champion did not go well with the fans. loopydate: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg The Dudleys' nWo impression was impressive, what with Bubba Ray's "Diesel" taunt, Spike's Syxx-Pac tongue wag, and D-Von's Scott Hall "Wondering where the hell I am." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg NUNZIO: I can too do a better ostrich impression than you! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg EDDIE: And it was me who replaced your moisturizer with Rhyno's! ... Dammit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg It was nice of WWE to put a running score of the USA-Puerto Rico basketball game on the bottom of the screen. Good thing Iverson hit that free throw... RAW [8-16-2004] Innovator: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/17.jpg Triple H: Randy for the last time, YOU'RE NOT JOHN CENA! Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/06.jpg The lowlight of the night was when they showed JR's baby pictures. http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/14.jpg Batista: "And THAT'S for insulting Bilbo!!!" Sir Ian Holmes: "You tell him, Dave!" Chuck Jones: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/02.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/07.jpg This was, perhaps, the weirdest 69 position ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/08.jpg Well, someone has to make sure Trish never does Standup comedy ever again. loopydate: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/02.jpg CHRIS: You may have beat me last night, but there's one thing at which you'll never be better than me. RANDY: Oh, yeah? What's that? CHRIS: Pointing to your knees! http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/05.jpg LITA: Why are your pants buzzing? JAZZ: And where's my present? TRISH: ...excuse me. http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/10.jpg LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit! KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad... http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/21.jpg All the pundits agreed. They'd never seen anyone counter the Sharpshooter quite like Orton's Banshee Scream. http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/24.jpg It's common knowledge that the pain caused by the Crippler Crossface can lead to hallucinations. Here, we see Randy reach for that last damned bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red. deadly heaven: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/07.jpg In a gruesome scene, Victoria is slowly devoured by Gail Kim's butt. http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/14.jpg (Looks at the lifeless body. Starts contemplating...) Flair: No... Batista: Why not? Trips did it... http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/26.jpg After the match the real fight begun with the 'HHH is GOD" sign holder and the "Hail Orton" mark. Fryza: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/15.jpg Just moments after Batista destroyed Flair, Hunter called him saying "Attack the guy with long hair", not "Attack the old guy Flair". Shoulda used Sprint Wireless Connection. Quick1: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/27.jpg HHH Does an impression of his penis. Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/11.jpg Matt: I KILLED YOUR FATHER, AND I’LL KILL YOU TOO! Kane: *gasp!* The Six Fingered Man! http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/12.jpg Kane: Don’t worry Lita, I’ll be gentle. Lita: Thank you.. this is my first time… Kane: Really? Lita: Yes, really…. Kane: In that case, let’s start… ya ready? Lita: I think so… Kane and Lita: Over, under, around and through, and that is how you tie your shoe! http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/27.jpg “I never had your nose! It was just my thumb all along!” SmackDOWN! [8-19-2004] Always 450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/16.jpg Teddy Long was too wrapped up in his game of pacman to concentrate on his promo. gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/06.jpg Kidman: London! To TNA, before they forget our pu-- Announcer: Your winner and new tag champs -Funaki and this rock! Kidman: Blast! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/01.jpg Bradshaw: ..And that is why you don't try to imitate JR to his face. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/09.jpg Kurt's excitement at finally pranking Eddie with a joy buzzer quickly faded when he realized he'd brought the fall-asleep buzzer instead. Chuck Jones: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/04.jpg "Dudley Bowling" was a sucess. "Dudley Football" needed more work though. PorkSoda: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081904/images/10.jpg Eddie was too enthusiasted about meeting Uncle Sam |
RAW [8-23-2004]
Xero Limit 126: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/23.jpg Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea acts up? Innovator: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/09.jpg Randy: Lets see, title belt, check...cocky persona, check...pants,...shit! http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/10.jpg Hogan and Nash seem a bit different... http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/16.jpg Ric: Comas ain't so bad, I slip in and out of comas all the ti............................ The Critic: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/14.jpg Flair: HEEEERE COMES THE GATOR! Regal: Nooooooo! http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/23.jpg Matt Hardy v.2 comes complete with Jet Pack Ass action. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/24.jpg Naptime...TO THE EXTREME!! Nowhere Man: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/12.jpg NM: Man, is it just me, or does Chris Benoit look different tonight? LC: That's not Benoit. That's Randy Orton. NM: *shoves fingers in his ears* Yeah, I think Chris got a new haircut. Looks good on him. LC: I'm serious. Randy Orton is the World Champion. NM: LA-LA-LAAAAAA NOT LISTENING! Chris Benoit is still Champion! NOT LISTENING! LA-LA! http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/16.jpg Ref: Hey, what's that in your ear? Regal: Not right now, please. Ref: Hold on....is that.....a QUARTER? TA-DAAAA!!!!! Regal: ....God, I hate you. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/21.jpg Y'know, I wasn't too excited when I heard they were remaking Pac-Man with the DooM 3 engine, but now that I've seen the screenshot, I gotta say I'm impressed. Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/05.jpg Kane: Do you know the muffin man? Lita: Yes, I know the pumpkin man. Kane: No, the Muffin Man. Lita: Oh, the crunchin’ man. Kane: NO! The MUFFIN MAN! Lita: Wow, fairy tales are hard. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/07.jpg Seconds later Jericho was Dqed for launching a photon-torpedo out of his ass. Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/13.jpg "Whaddya mean you bet on the U.S. over Lithuania????" http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/16.jpg Neither Batista nor the ref could figure out how a game of Twister could have gone this wrong. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/23.jpg After this display of burnination, Trogdor knew he had nothing on Matt Hardy. Cooler Tom Schuler: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/01.jpg The newly install mood ring displays its anger. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/06.jpg Ref: Whatcha gonna d- Edge: You're not serious, are you? Ref: Of course I...well...I...no, I guess not. Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/06.jpg Crowd reactions were poor to the debut of the new Three Tenors stable. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/14.jpg Although Flair was in his 50's, he could still Flashdance with the best of them. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/18.jpg Lita: *to mirror* Congratulations on your wedding day! You look so pretty in that dress! Hey, wait a sec... you look awfully familiar. Mom, is that you? Oh my God, I've been sent 30 years back, like that movie 'Back to the Past'. http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/25.jpg Lita: Officer, your gun is digging into my hip. Kane: No you idiot, it's your gun that is digging into my hip- wait, you don't have a gun! SmackDOWN! [8-26-2004] The Critic: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg The Hulk Hogan Impression Contest was off to a roaring start. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg There was hell to pay when Mace Windu finally got his hands on Darth Vader. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg John: "HEIDENREICH!!!" Josh: "Heinecken?" John: "HEI-DEN-REICH!!!" Josh: "Heinz Ketchup??" John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!" John: 'Haduken?" John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/06.jpg Kidman: "Hey Chavo! You've been drinking lots of milk lately, right?" Chavo: "Why do you ask?" Kidman: "Oh no reason..." Innovator: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right? JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go! Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg Heidenreich: Where have you put Little Johnny?! Josh: .... Heidenreich: Answer me! Josh: ... Heidenreich: Answe-- FUCK! **runs to the back and hissy fits ensue** Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg JBL: Do you have any idea how degrading that song “Springtime For Hitler” is? I mean, they’re taking a former world leader, and making fun of him! What did he ever do wrong!!! Orlando: … Teddy: … JBL: What? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer! Xero Limit 126: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/02.jpg Carrier #1: EARTHQUAKE! **Shakes platform** Carrier #2: Just stop it dude... |
September RAW [9-6-2004] Kayfabeman: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/04.jpg Flair realized he had lost the 2004 Chest Chopping Competition when Rhyno took on the spirit of Tatanka.... Corkscrewed: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/04.jpg Flair takes a breather from laughing after convincing Rhyno that he is indeed a little tea pot, short and stout. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/08.jpg Nobody ever dared mess with Nidia again after she killed Trish with her patented "Explode Your Face Punch." Funky Fly: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/08.jpg Nidia: Hey, you've got a piece of string on your face. Lemme get it for you. Trish: No wait! That's from my nose jo... vlachhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Xero Limit 126: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/03.jpg Batista: Where are we!? Flair: Oh no... I think... WE'RE IN MIDCARD HELL! Batista: No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Benoit: Very funny guys... http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/21.jpg Christian (Mumbling): Make me change the fucking light bulb... I'll show them... loopydate: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/04.jpg Rhyno finds out what it feels like to get glue...down there. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/12.jpg JINDRAK: Yes! STAMBOLI: All right! PALUMBO: Whoo-hoo! O'HAIRE: Follow me, my brothers! Follow me...TO FREEDOM! http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/17.jpg EDGE: ...and that's the last time I'll let Lita give me a foot massage. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/24.jpg Upon learning that the RAW Diva Search had been extended another week, wrestling fans committed the largest group projectile vomiting the world has ever seen. gonMad00: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/11.jpg HHH: Aurora boriealus? In this hour of the day,in this part of the country, directly planted in your office?.. Bishoff: Um..yes.. HHH: May I see it??? Bishoff: ... um,..ok? El Santo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/01.jpg Bischoff: "And now, introducing your new ... WWE ... Inter-CON-tinental Champion ... this Inanimate Velvet Chair!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/04.jpg You know, some people shouldn't even try biting into a habanero pepper. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/08.jpg Up next on Celebrity Deathmatch: Britney Spears vs. Janet Jackson! Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/11.jpg HHH: Say Iron Maiden sucks again, and you'll be drinking your food through a straw. Eric: The Iron skillet I got last week that was Maiden Taiwan really sucks. HHH: You're testing my patience, little man. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/21.jpg Even after using visual aids, Christian still couldn't explain the concept of holding someone down to Tomko. Always450: http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/07.jpg Trish: You know Lita, I’ve gotta hand it to ya… no angle is better than yours. Lita: Hey! I know you’re being sarcastic! Trish: No, Lita, literally, no angle is better than your angle. Lita: Oh, that’s nice…. Say, what angle are you in? Trish: Me? I’m in no angle. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/08.jpg And after this tragic event, no wrestler was ever allowed to do the old “I got your nose” gag ever again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/090604/images/25.jpg Ref: You wanna tell him, Lillian? Lillian: I don’t have the heart. He’s having too much fun. Ref: Well he seriously thinks he’s a composer. He’s no longer playing composer. SmackDOWN! [9-9-2004] Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Angle: "Look at me! I'm a hairy jungle monster! RRRROOARRRRR!!!!" Eddie: "All right, back to Dr. Jho for you!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Big Show: "Hey! Somebody gimme a Heineken!" John: "The name... is... HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!" *throws a hissy fit* El Santo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Kenzo and Renee tryout for the role of Sugar Plum Fairy in the WWE production of "The Nutcracker Ballet." Meanwhile, Paul London passes out when he buys a shirt that was four sizes too small. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Eddie may have reacted violently, but DAMMIT, he wasn't going to let another guy pull a Nazi salute to steal his push again! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Paul Wight returns to Smackdown as St. Big Show, Healer of the Blind. Innovator: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Paul: Ah sweet canvas, how my shoulders have missed you http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Spike: And now to remove this protective potato-head mask Fryza: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Gotta love that WWE censorship. When they say 'Get the 'F' out', they mean to the crowd signs too. loopydate: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg It was bad enough that he'd been betrayed by his tag team partner, but the ring shaking from the dual French Ticklers was starting to make him nauseous. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg BREANA: Look, honey, there's a sign in the crowd with our names on it! TYLER: That's great, dear, but I'm more interested in who turned off gravity. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg SHOW: Aaaaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiia! Unforgiven gonMad00: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff11.jpg Jericho: Damn it,O'Haire! I need gold badly!!! PLEASSEEE!! RKO: I killed him. Now give me that! Jericho: He's not a legend! RKO: ...I need credability again. Mayo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff10.jpg Jericho: He said to pull the cord after 10 seconds. How long has it been? Christian: 30 seconds. Jericho: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! loopydate: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff11.jpg Triple H's coronation got off to an auspicious start with the ceremonial Canadian Sacrifice. Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff13.jpg History was made as Kane became the first wrestler ever to be caught in the glass trash compactor: Vince's permanent solution to those pesky midcarders. El Santo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/unff8.jpg God, it was bad enough he got back the Championship. Did he have to force Mr. Socko to give him a blowjob as well? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff13.jpg He may be involved in Raw's most tired storyline, but God, did Kane love his invisible Pod Racer! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ges/unff15.jpg Lita loved having her fingers licked. Shawn loved the yellow powder that comes off of Cheetos. It worked for both of 'em. RAW [9-13-2004] Transplant: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/raw11.jpg Mr McMahon: Mr Cake! YOUR FIRED!! Triple H: But Vince, Im not Ho... Mr McMahon: Your not gonna fool me this time, Mr America my ass. gonMad00: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw/images/raw7.jpg Signs that Batista has a cold. Innovator: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw/images/raw1.jpg God: Cmon Luc, how many times does he have to have the damn thing Lucifer: Says here on his contract that he gets it another 20 times El Santo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw/images/raw1.jpg Hunter's celebration was cut short when, sick and tired of his damn title reigns, an entire galaxy blindsides him from behind. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw/images/raw7.jpg The night was made even more memorable when a flock of birds took a simultaneous dump. Sascha: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/raw/images/raw4.jpg Hey, this isn't the women's locker room.... |
SmackDOWN![9-16-2004]
Always450: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Gangrel: Can I have a job? Vince: ……………………I guess so………… Gangrel: SWEEEEEET!!!! gonMad00: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Gangrel: (thinking) ...they think they know me..they think they know me.. Viscera: ..Hmm.. Where we REALLY on a mission..or was it a journey...?? Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg JBL was so pleased now that he had finally found a human shield... and WHAT A shield! Xero Limit 126: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Show: What's this "take out Randy Orton" clause here? Teddy: Ya know, playa... It's just that if you go to RAW and take away all of Randy Orton's credibility, you get a title shot! Show: HOT DOG!... **Signs contract** You know, I really COULD go for a hot dog right about now... Transplant: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Show: ...and I, Big Show, promise that will never again I....do I have to carry on? Teddy: Yes. Show: eat 4000 pounds of Seafood Sam's squid leg, even if it is an All-You-Can-Eat buffet or Vince McMahon is paying. I also apologize for eating other patrons plates, as it was uncalled for and the china gave me terrible indigestion. Teddy: Thank You. Savior: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg "We hacked the forum!" RAW! [9-20-2004] Always450: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...es/raw21_8.jpg Ric: Keep that bastard away from me! HHH: I’m trying, Naich, I’m trying! RKO: YOU SONOFA BITCH! VINCE SCREWED BRET!!!!! http://www.hugeinternetsuperstars.co...7_321/lita.jpg Lita: Ohmigod, Kane, you really loved me, didn’t you? You really wanted to start a family, and now because our baby was lost, you’re crying…. Kane: Thank you, *sniff*God! This angle is over! *Sob* This angle is over! THANK YOU GOD!!!! *sniff* Gouda: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...es/raw21_2.jpg Eugene: Purple Monkey Dishwasher. Vince: WHAT?! They shall all pay for this! http://www.hugeinternetsuperstars.co...7_321/lita.jpg Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too! tucsonspeed6: http://www.hugeinternetsuperstars.co...7_321/lita.jpg And now, for your entertainment: Lita botching Hide and Go Seek. Kane: ...Twenty-Eight!......Twenty Nine!.....Thirty! Ready or not, here I come! Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...es/raw21_6.jpg This would prove to be the slowest Finger Poke of Doom in history, but nevertheless, 89 seconds later, the cameraman would be sprawled out on the ground grabbing his face. SmackDOWN! [9-23-2004] Corkscrewed http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/02.jpg Booker Heidenrape impression, complete with assault and battery, garnered great heat with the fans. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/07.jpg Needless to say, Spike would never ride a sybian again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/21.jpg Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/23.jpg Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick. gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/12.jpg Heidireich: ... And that's how I got banned from Poetry.com. Whattaya think? Vince: Um, you just came in here and said " And that's how I got banned..". You didn't explain how or why. Heidireich: ........Can I have some talent??? Xero Limit 126: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/08.jpg Rey: Oh yeah... RVD: Are you... WTF!? ARE YOU FANTASIZING ABOUT ME!? Rey: Oh yeah... OH YE... Wait, what? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/12.jpg Heidenreich: MARY had a little LAMB! Whose FLEECE was WHITE as SNOW! And EVERYWHERE that MARY... Vince: John, that's not orignal... Heidenreich: Not... ORIGNAL!!?!?!?!?! **Throws hissy fit** RAAAR! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/24.jpg Kurt pulls a Heidenreich... Evolution: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/05.jpg You'd be shocked too if your penis donned a mask and came up to talk to you. parkamania: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/08.jpg RVD: Don't worry, Rey. I shall avenge your death. Those terrorists won't make it out of the arena alive. Mysterio: Don't you think you're taking this Van Dam thing too far? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/12.jpg Vince (to himself): This was a GREAT idea! I'm gonna make ALL my hoss's into poets so that they can have their lines written down on paper right in front of them! Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/10.jpg Taker: Vis… Why are you eating the chair? Vis: Ric told me that there’s crème filling in it! Taker:… Vis:… Taker: Carry on. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/16.jpg Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence. Sascha: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/02.jpg Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period.... loopydate: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/05.jpg KENZO: That's Mysterio? Man, no wonda my promos made no sense! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/07.jpg Spike prepared for a top rope maneuver until that damned Imperial Sniper shot his dick off. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/12.jpg HEIDENREICH: "The rain in Spain falls main on the ground!" VINCE: That's...very good. HEIDENREICH: "I once knew a man from Nantucket. He was really nice!" VINCE: I think I've heard all I... HEIDENREICH: "Roses are red. Violets are kinda bluish-purple!" VINCE: Get out, please. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/22.jpg Vince's idea of the "Midcarder Skeet Match" was a big hit with the boys. WORLDLIFEMUTHA http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/092304/images/13.jpg CODE RED! CODE RED! Stone Cold Steve Austin has Attacked Again!!! RAW [9-27-2004] Xero Limit 126: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Dave: Stevie... What happened!?... Yeah... Yeah... THAT SON OF A BITCH! Triple H: **Holds up belt then bolts** El Santo: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg The real reason Snitsky was brought in: to enfoce the new WWE conduct code that no one ever do the tired "Whassup" ever again. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Snitsky: "Oh God... there's a porn star on my leg! Get it off get it off get it off!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Batista: "So... the 'ad infinitum' part in my contract mean ... what exactly?" Flair: "Hey, check this out, Trips.... I'm going to give Dave one motherf****r of a wedgie!" Gouda: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Snitsky: What? I'm choking Val Venis to death? That may be... But IT'S NOT MY FAULT. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Ref: He can't help it. It's called a match... Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Batista: By God... I have hands! gonMad00: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" parkamania: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Christy: Don't pull a Janet... Don't pull a Janet... Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Val scored a 9.8 for flexibility and reaction time in the World Stylistic Shoe Biting Championships. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Blueshirt scored a 0.4. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg On this day, Orton found out why they called him Ric "Sybian Foot" Flair. |
SmackDOWN! [9-30-2004]
gonMad00: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/10.jpg Heidenreich: "Dear Mr. Heidenreich, this is a final notice. If you continue to use this service, we will be forced to actions of.." ..DAMN YOU, POETRY.COM! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/11.jpg Booker, with his new powers of moving glass ceilings, forgot it was daytime and that Gangrel and friends were around. trnbuckle: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/06.jpg And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue. Corkscrewed: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/10.jpg "This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!! I am a loser WITH no skill. And YET I am on TV STILL. I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE. I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE. Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole. Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say. I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY. But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: HEIDENREICH!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg Flair's antics finally crossed the line when he tricked Orlando Jordan into driving to Mississippi. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/25.jpg Shouldn't have left Lita in charge of lighting. Gohan3k: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg Triple H was here parkamania: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/10.jpg Heidenreich: It's... not... my... fault. Vince (backstage): DAMMIT! Who switched the script? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/18.jpg Bradshaw shows us the pose that got him over with Vince. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/20.jpg JBL: You're right, Taker! There ARE 3 letters visible above my hat! Now can we cut this Sesame Street crap? Always450: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/05.jpg Brock: Homos!!!! DDP: Don’t worry Brock, that’s not a bad thing. In fact, it’s a good thing! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/11.jpg Booker T knew he was fucked when Trogdor came to ambush him from the side. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/14.jpg Kidman: And that’ll be the last time you ever insult the complex nature of Homsar! Xero Limit 126: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/01.jpg Kurt and Luther: WE ARE THE NATION... OF DOMINATION! Jindrak (At the same time): EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY! Kurt (Looking at Mark): You see, this is what happens when you miss rehearsal... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/05.jpg (Jackie and Dawn moan) Vince: What's going on in there!? Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING! Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah... Vince: Oh, carry on... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/08.jpg Josh: Bradshaw, is it true? Are the allegations true? Bradshaw: I... Did not have... Sexual relations... With that Nazi... MVP: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/20.jpg Desperate to gain ratings, WWE tried having the Undertaker revive the Four Horsemen. Innovator: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke loopydate: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/01.jpg WACKY ANNOUNCER: If you thought "Dudley Bowling" was fun... ANGLE: Oh, shit... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/18.jpg JBL: Now can you dig that? Nig--(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/21.jpg Instantly, OJ regretted asking JBL "Where the white women at?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/093004/images/25.jpg The National Terror Alert was raised to "Big Show's Eyes" this week. |
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Savior: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070804/images/16.jpg JBL: Where'd those nigg*rs go? Corkscrewed: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask. Transplant: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/070104/images/02.jpg JBL: who's a boo? who's a booboojooboo? Baby: Im Not Telling You Anything You.. JBL: WHA? Nowhere Man: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/071504/images/04.jpg Rey really would have liked to finish the match, but unfortunately, the rest of the Justice League was calling for him. AUGUST'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS: Innovator: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right? JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go! Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop loopydate: http://raw.wwe.com/results/081604/images/10.jpg LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit! KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad... Mayo: http://raw.wwe.com/results/080204/images/23.jpg Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here! Maven: But I'm not him! Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now? Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO Xero Limit 126: http://raw.wwe.com/results/082304/images/23.jpg Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea acts up? SEPTEMBER'S MOST POPULAR CAPTIONS: |
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Now, there's a 24 image limit on the forums that finally decided to enforce itself when Triple A updated the board recently. So for now, the rest of the pics will have to stay partially coded (rather than completely, since that would actually produce an image) until he raises the limit. Please join me in lobbying to raise the limit to 100, as it would let me put as much images as I need and this whole Caption Archive thing to work. If not, this thread is almost as good as dead. Go to the forum suggestions thread and voice your support. 24 pics is way too little for captioning. Thank you. |
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Savior, re-read Corky's last post, it'll help you out.
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Just a question, Corkscrewed, do you decide on whos captions are funny and do you put the good ones here? If so, who decides on your captions? Theres so many of yours - that are hilarious - that are there. Just wondering :)
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PorkSoda: I would definitely appreciate help on my own through, say, replies to the RAW and SD! caption threads themselves? *hint hint* Usually I just got by which ones I personally like. :)
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Prolly. We still have yet to have a repeat CotM winner... or even a 2 time CotM winner for that matter I believe.
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