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Corkscrewed 08-18-2004 01:13 AM

Been busy with work and transition back to school, so I'll update the two weeks of stuff tomorrow hopefully.

Savio 08-31-2004 01:12 AM

I noticed How youy didn't put my caption in your sig for caption of the month!? :foc:

CS: Paul give it a rest.

Corkscrewed 09-03-2004 08:15 AM

Updated through August. I guess they're not gonna put last monday's RAW pics up, so those won't be included.

Corkscrewed 10-01-2004 04:01 AM

Damn, that took like two hours! :(

Updated through Monday, Sept. 27.

Not too many good ones... if anyone sees any CotM nominees FROM THE ARCHIVED CAPTIONS ABOVE, go ahead and list them, especially for those who don't have any blue captions right now.

loopydate 10-01-2004 03:06 PM

That "Code Red" one from last week's SD isn't mine.

Corkscrewed 10-01-2004 04:00 PM

Dammit. Whose is it?

loopydate 10-01-2004 04:03 PM

WORLDLIFEMUTHA

Corkscrewed 10-01-2004 04:07 PM

Thanks. Sorry WORLDLIFEMUTHA

Savio 10-01-2004 06:01 PM

Isn't it time for a COTM winner we can trust? Savior for COTM winner
-----------------------
I smell a repeat this month :D

Gone Mad 10-02-2004 11:25 PM

After a month hiatus from captions, it is great to be nominated. Because of this, for you the voting public, I have written you all a poem. It is called ..."gonMAD" in hiaku form (probably)... Enjoy!

Anger, Madness, Jobbing,

Nomination awesome, hate green hosses,

thanks to Corky, funny caps man as well,

Naruto great, Simpsons references ...

HEI ... DEN... REICH! ...I mean, gonMad!

Ummm... :shifty: ..Vote for me!

Savio 10-03-2004 06:39 AM

Where's the poll?

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:17 PM


October

RAW [10-4-2004]
Xero Limit 126:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/01.jpg
Triple H (Rapping): Yeah... Yeah... We are the men in black!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/03.jpg
Belty: Who the FUCK are you!?

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/18.jpg
Rosie's attire shows us which way Hurricane will be going... Down, and a little to the left...

Splaya:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/02.jpg
HHH could not help but laugh at the "I'm HHH's bitch" sign on the back of Ric Flair

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/10.jpg
Snitsky: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Kane: What the hell is up with people doing this

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/13.jpg
Orton was pissed as hell when Flair had security come out to take him away, and then he was confused as hell when he saw the Road Dogg Jesse James lying on the rampway

Porksoda:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/05.jpg
Christian takes after Mike Tyson: If ya cant beat em, eat em.

gonMad00:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/16.jpg
Christy/Eugene (thinking): RRRRHHHHHYYYNOOOO!!!
Eugene (thinking): ...Wait! ..Nevermind... hehe..

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/21.jpg
Signs Molly has a fetish.

Corkscrewed:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/07.jpg
Lita: "Something's missing."
Todd: "Missing?"
Lita: "In the bedroom."
Todd: "In the WHERE?!"
Lita: ...
Todd: ...
Lita: ...
Todd: "Isn't the Trojan Man suppose to gallop in?"
Lita: "I dunno. I gave him directions to this place last week..."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/09.jpg
Pipe: "Hey, you were supposed to mail me to the North Koreans last week! Now when are they gonna get their uranium?"
Snitsky: "It's NOT MY FAULT!!!"

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/11.jpg
Not satisfied with invisible crucifixion, Triple H resorts to scalping.

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/15.jpg
Christy: "So where's the other FF X-2 chick?"
Carmella: "I dunno. She found out the only way her heart will go."

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/19.jpg
Everyone: "What do you mean, 'Rigged?'"

Transplant:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/09.jpg
Pipe: Your chicken crapped in my yard.
Snitsky: I told you, ITS NOT MY FOWEL!!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/13.jpg
Randy: OK, so who ordered the jelly doughnuts?

tucsonspeed6:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/09.jpg
Gene: It's.....Not.....My......Fff--. Dammit, why'd they write my lines so small on this thing?!?"

impact player:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/09.jpg
what will your face look like when you realise your penis is a lead pipe

Innovator:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/100404/images/09.jpg
Nancy Kerrigan: WHY?! WHY ME!?
Gene: ITS NOT MY FAULT!


loopydate:
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First Cat Stevens, now Randy Orton. You'd think Homeland Security would have something better to do with themselves.


SmackDOWN! [10-7-2004]
Corkscrewed:
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"Ahahaha! Yup, you got me. I'm really Kurt Angle under a giant wig. Hahahaha."

Aussie_Skier:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
Rey: "619!"
Rene: "You idiot, your meant to kick me in the head"
Rey: "But I a....oh right, wrong head!"

El Santo:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
Rene: "Not a stickler for a tickler, eh, mon amis?"
Rey: "Nope, not a tickler stickler."

Big Vito 22:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
Scary Spice makes her WWE debut.

Mayo:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Joey Radd's didn't react well after he seeing his penis all over the internet.

M-A-G:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
Rey takes a breath of fresh air after escaping from the belly of Rene Dupree.

impact player:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
everyone had heard the rumors, but you still cant help to be shocked when you see renee dupree's large french fry wearing a mask


RAW [10-11-2004]
Xero Limit 126:
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Vince: ... So this is where I will be when my explosive diarrhea acts up...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Kane loved watching his Male Breast Feeding with Gene Snitsky DVD...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg
Edge: HA! DOUBLE you can't see me!

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg
Medic: People, does he have a name?
Crowd: Umm... I dunno.. never seen him before.. I think he's new..
A fan from crowd: ...WITCH! HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
Crowd: BURN HIM!!
Test: Phew.. glad I didn't go out there..

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg
After a night with Heidenreich, you'll never feel the same again!

Gouda:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Snitsky: WTF Kane! I'm busy breastfeeding my baby! Whachu lookin' at?
Kane: It's not my f-
Snitsky: HEY!


Corkscrewed:
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Lawler: "'Brock Lesnar to return with Ultimate Warrior gimmick; Also, hot pics of Stephanie in the shower! Turn to Page 5.' Huh."

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Eugene: "Hey... girl hugging my waist... lower."

Jorgha:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
Trish shows poor sportsmanship after loosing the Hokey Pokey championship.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Thinking you're Triple H, just another side effect of hunger. Grab a Snickers.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Kane, like most cows, learned to sleep standing up.

Apprentice:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Kane had another reason to be mad when he cut his head after watching Snitsky's "How to cut your own hair" video.

Fryza:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg
And the first ever 'Touch Your Balls' Iron-Man competition is off to a great start!


addy2hotty:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg
Michaels - 'I told you we'd catch something over here in England'

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Jericho ran head first into the new 'Rocky-like' Batista statue being proudly unveiled in the ring

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Yes, it's true. English girls will do anything for money.

El Santo:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg
No one was more surprised than Kane when Rosey suddenly shot a white-hot fireball out his ass.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:17 PM

Taboo Tuesday
Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
There was hell to pay when Austin's old girlfriends found him and got their revenge, forcing him into a thong and a tutu.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
She may have won the title, but Trish wasn't sure of the "being tied to a leash and treated like a bitch" first prize that Vince had set out.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Kane: "GAHHH!!! MY STOMACH!!!"
Gene: "Well, that's your problem, Glenn. Your intestines are made of chains."

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/28.jpg
Flair wasn't too impressed with Orton's T-Rex impression.

Xero Limit 126:
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Steve Austin didn't think this was his ideal comeback match...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Victoria: **PUSH** TIMMMBERRRRR!
Molly and Trish: STOP THAT!


http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
Victoria didn't exactly have Taker's "flip-over-ropes" move down...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg
Triple H: Help me God! Help me defeat...
God: Shut up Hunter...

addy2hotty:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
The two fans were later ejected for throwing a couple of midcarder's in the ring

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg
The Dentist In A Cage match was a raging success

Innovator:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
Hottest. 619. Ever

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg
Triple H: God?
God: Wrong guy Hunter!
Buddha: It's ok...I'm used to it

Jonster:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg
Bischoff (singing): Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes.

PorkSoda:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg
Bishoff: LITA HAS TO CUT MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg
Orton was told not to go inside and pet the gorilla, now look what happened.

Always450:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
What a naughty boy, that Harry Potter! Taking advantage of his cloak of invisibility like that!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg
We all know that Nick Dinsmore is a talented wrestler, but when he was told that he could have carried WCW’s excess baggage, he took it a little to literally…

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg
HHH: Hey Shawn, I can do The People’s Elbow better than The Rock, can’t I?
HBK: Yes Indeed!!!!! You, sir, are the man! Please don’t send me to midcard hell! You rule the ring, Hunter!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg
Eric knew he was going to be sorry when he argued that Pat Patterson was the best IC champion ever.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg
And at this point Mark Henry thanks Dean Simon for helping him get in shape to win the title!


SmackDOWN! [10-14-2004]
Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014b.jpg
John: You are getting very sleepy...
Paul: I am getting very sleepy...
John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired...
Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired...
John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel?
Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014p.jpg
(Seconds later)
Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY!
Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW!
Eddie: Muh ma muh muf...
Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/101...01404cover.jpg
Kurt: Wait! Wait! I DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi!
Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Superslim:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014a.jpg
Billy: Oh no. You caught it. You caught the Kevin Nash syndrome.

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014i.jpg
Angle: Hey, a glass ceiling.. didn't know it was day already..
Gangrel/Viscera: NOOOOO!!! **burns up, KABOOMS! **

Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014a.jpg
Haas: "AGH! My knee!!!"
Kidman: "Not again! DAMN YOU TANYA HARDING!!!"

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014h.jpg
Carlito: "Tsk tsk tsk. Shouldn't have said Nancy Kerrigan was better."

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/...ages/1014l.jpg
Rey might be overcompensating a bit for his no-pubes complex.


SmackDOWN! [10-21-2004]
Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg
Torri: If elected president of the United States Of America, I will do my acceptance speech topless!
Carltio: She has my vote.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg
That would be the last time that Rico glued a wig on Kurt.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg
Long: Wow Mark Henry! You really lost a lot of weight after going on the Simon System!
Booker:Are you even listening to me! I am not Mar---
Long: How would you like a title shot, Mark Henry?
Booker: I’ll teach JBL why I’m the world’s strongest man!


http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg
Mark: And then he told me to go fuck myself for using insider terms!
Eddie: That’s how Flair responded to you introducing yourself?

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg
Heyman: You think Blacks have it bad? What about the Jews!?!?! Oh, so your people picked cotton. Well my people built the pyramids!!!!
Long: Must… Control… Fist…. Of…. Rage….
Heyman: Your people had a war to stop slavery! What did MY people have?

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/14.jpg
Vince: This isn’t want I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the match!
Random Backstage Guy: But Mr. McMahon, ratings are on the rise!
Vince: This is exactly what I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the march!

Xero Limit 126:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg
Torrie: And then he stuck his (BEEEP) in my (BEEEEP) and we (BEEEP)ed all night long!
(Carlito stops mid-chew and drops some apple out of his mouth...)
Carlito: Now THAT'S cool...

Jonster:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg
"So that's where Little Johnny's got to..."

Savior:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg
"You want me to join the Black Panthers?"

gonMad00:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg
Teddy: Stop doing your Peter as Jabba the Hutt impression!
CCC: Bodabodo solo Nipple pinchy.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg
They came together to attempt to form a vase. Instead, they got a lamp.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg
Heidenreich: Now, do you remember the first thing I told you, Gary..so, do it! oooOOh! Ok, I can trust you now.
PorkSoda:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg
Stumbling through the museum of fine arts, CCC discovers a statue of Dr. Ruth giving the young girls a look at how they should enhance their sex lives.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:17 PM

RAW [10-25-2004]
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
PWN'ED!

gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg
Ref: Wow... I've got to do that to my wife sometime.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
M. Bison (in crowd): Ah, my move was better!
Orton: ...Father???

Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Christian displays his best Southerner impression.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Here you see how Hunter traps midcarders to feed to his lions.

Krypton Knight:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg
Introducing our newest product, The Fly Hunter 5000! Now with chair swatting action!

SammyG:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
It appears Christian has not been introduced to Right Guard

Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Triple H: No... I'll give you anything...
Randy: ANYTHING?
Triple H: ANYTHING!
Benoit: I want a 1 year title run follwed by 10 years in the main event.
Triple H: Done...
Randy: I want you out of the main event forever...
Triple H: Done... Now can I have the tape back?
Randy: What tape?
Triple H: .............. SHIT!

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Hogan: That's right Vince! She can be all yours if I get one more run!
Vince: Mmmmm... DONE!
Brooke: BUT... BUT DAD!
Hogan: It's okay hon, it'll all work out in the end!
Vince: C'mon hon, I want to start NOW!
(Vince starts to drag Brooke off)
Brooke: DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Hogan: Have fun!


SmackDOWN! [10-28-2004]
Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Kevin Nash (At home): Zzzzap!
Eddie: OH MY LEG! I THINK MY QUAD IS TORN!
Triple H (With Nash): ... And so it begins...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Dawn: I have 3! Do I have 4? 4! Do I have... 6!? Okay! I will now attempt to suck SIX at once!
Torrie: ... Shit...


Innovator:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
Orlando: Sir, Human Shield failed...

Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
Rey's childhood regression illness quickly reached serious heights when he tried to simulate his own birth with Kurt Angle.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg
Peter Pan: "Fuck! Now I DO want to grow up!!"

ColdwaVer:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
Al Snow: Unfortunately, due to Vince's interperetation of the Diva search ratings, you're all going to put on bikinis and roll around in jello.

Transplant:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
..."You're right, I should have carried the 2"

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:18 PM


November

SmackDOWN! [11-4-2004]
Drakul:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Heidenrich debuts his new gimmick..The Underraper

Innovator:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
Black guy: *ding*
Guy in the middle: *ding*
Shockey look a like: ......DING

loopydate:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
KURT: You call that a vase?!? I should kick your ass!

Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
The penis size contest was off to a great start... Atleast until a drunk Al Snow wandered in...

PorkSoda:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Guy: (reading) Triple H was here....what the...??

Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Heidenreich: "WATCH ME USE MY TONGUE!!!! LAAAAA!!!!"
Haas: "Oh no, please don't let--hey, it really IS a little Johnny..."


RAW [11-8-2004]
Corkscrewed:
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Maria: "Wow! A symmetrical vase!"

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg
Benoit: "Give.. me.. back.. my FURBY!!!!"

Transplant:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg
Tomko: Oh Shit, the Iraqis are attacking from the sky....Operation Human Shield GO!

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Snitsky: So I found this baby on the front step of my house one day. So I nursed it as my own. The only weird thing is that whenever I ask him if he wants a nappy change or a warm bottle of milk, it always replies with "Im not telling you anything you dont already know"

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg
Trips: I told you, microphone beats everything.
Snitsky: Even Paper?

impact player:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
urge to kill rising

Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg
Batista does his best Kirby impression, and it was working! He was starting to suck Randy's face off!

gonMad00:
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Tomko: Well, hey there, little guy! Looks like you fell out your cage. Go back in now.. **places Benj back in O'Haire's cage** Good boy. RING'S FOR BIG PEOPLE. :)

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Note to Trish: Never touch Rhyno's stuff.

Always450:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg
The new public breast feeding champion.

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Gene: I’ve punted more babies than you!
HHH: I’ve held down more people than you.
Gene:…touché…..

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg
Batista: So Trips, what are you going to do with your week of owning Raw?
Triple H: Oh, it’s going to be an awesome face turn!
Batista: How the hell can someone like you pull a face turn?
Triple H: Well, first I’m going to trade Steven Richards for Hardcore Holly under the stipulation that Richards gets a US title run.
Batista: You’re going to need a lot more to turn face.
Triple H: Then I’m going to fire Holly.
Batisa: That’ll get it done.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg
Benoit: Hey Edge remember when you said it would be a cold day in hell when the Sox win the world series?
Edge: Yeah.
Benoit: And remember when you said it would be a cold day in hell when I could have sex with your wife?


SmackDOWN! [11-11-2004]
gonMad00:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Oh, that Mr. Magoo. Always walking into trouble.. and Eddie's dropkicks.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
Big Show does his best impression of Tara Reid at a party.

Xero Limit 126:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg
Torrie (Thinking): Damn Santa is HOT! No wonder mom was kissing him!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg
The bitch slap from Hell.

Corkscrewed:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg
Suffice to say, this was the most violent invisible pole dance Eddie had EVER done.

trnbuckle:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...11004cover.jpg
Angle: Damnit ref, I said shoot him in the ass, not the knee.


RAW [11-15-2004]
Always450:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg
Jericho: Maven, Mave, wake up.
Maven: *mumble mumble* Is Triple H done with his promo yet?

Aussie_Skier:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg
Christy: "Your cute, wanna fuck?"

Transplant:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg
Maven and Trips didnt know what to do when they caught each other masturbating.

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RAW's Tough Enough competition came with a Last Man Standing After Watching Footage Of Bradshaw And Edge In The Shower Match

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After 5 minutes, Maven is eliminated and Snitsky has the upper hand in a triple threat Soul Extracting match.

Rock Bottom:
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Benoit: MUST (Yank!) SOLVE (Yank!) SCOOBIE-DOO (Yank!) Mystery!

Corkscrewed:
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Here in the unrated adult version of The Polar Express, you see the Santa come to an unfortunate end when his hos finally get tired of his abusive pimping.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:18 PM

SmackDOWN! [11-18-2004]
Corkscrewed:
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When Anal Fisting Goes Wrong II.

El Santo:
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Cena's dark, homophobic side surfaces when --- in a regrettable moment --- he catches Carlito in a push-up bra.

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We know that wrestling can get hardcore, but Cena using the latest Harry Potter book as a weapon? That's going too far!

loopydate:
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Here, Carlito falls for the classic "Hey, look at the blinking light on the camera!" trick.


RAW [11-22-2004]
gonMad00:
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RKO: How 'bout now, Hunter? Can you find Waldo now?!
Maven: Yeah, he's not behind me.. oh, yes, he is. Nevermind...
RKO: :nono:

Transplant:
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Randy: WHAT DO WE WANT?
Wrestlers: MORE WORLD TITLE REIGNS IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS
Randy: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Wrestlers: IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS

Sascha:
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Flair: So....which one's career haven't you started to ruin yet
HHH: Uhhhhhhhh.....



SmackDOWN! [11-25-2004]
Gouda:
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Joy: Yeah, the funniest thing happened. I poked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and he..... kind of exploded. Yes. Nothing sexual was going on. Nothing at all. :shifty:

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Haas: I believe they call it.... menages trois.

Corkscrewed:
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Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.

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The new WWE Anti-Semen Protective Mask wasn't that efficient.

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Sure, Joy is hot and all, but she can't apply mousse for shit.

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This would be Kurt's greatest test yet in the Put the Body Parts Back in Correct Order Contest.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:18 PM

RAW [11-X-2004]

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December

SmackDOWN! [12-X-2004]

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SmackDOWN! [12-X-2004]

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:19 PM

RAW [12-X-2004]

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OCTOBER:

Always450:
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Long: Wow Mark Henry! You really lost a lot of weight after going on the Simon System!
Booker:Are you even listening to me! I am not Mar---
Long: How would you like a title shot, Mark Henry?
Booker: I’ll teach JBL why I’m the world’s strongest man!

Big Vito 22:
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PWN'ED!

Fryza:
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And the first ever 'Touch Your Balls' Iron-Man competition is off to a great start!

Mayo:
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Joey Radd's didn't react well after he seeing his penis all over the internet.

Corkscrewed 10-08-2004 04:20 PM

Overflow space.


And um... oh yeah, I updated the archive through the end of September.

V 10-14-2004 01:52 AM

sweet, i made the thread, even if it's just one caption, i'm glad i've made some sort of archive on tpww

Corkscrewed 11-10-2004 11:52 PM

It appears that WWE moved just about all of their pictures to another URL, so I'm not sure I'll be able to continue this, since basically the whole first six months have been lost.

Savio 11-11-2004 12:13 AM

Woo Whooo! No repeats!

PorkSoda 11-11-2004 10:07 AM

Cork, just continue it the way it is even though the others seem to be lost :) :yes: :wave: :y:

Corkscrewed 12-09-2004 07:57 PM

November up. Bleh.


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