Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Kurt Angle wanted his nickname back.

Kurt Angle has held the World Championship in every wrestling company at the same time.

The Three Stages of Hell match type was invented after Vince McMahon visited Kurt Angle's three-floor home in Pennsylvania.

There is no Dana, only Kurt Angle.

'Kurt Angle' is not only a noun, but a transitive verb. And an adjective in British English.

Kurt Angle's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Kurt Angle.

The Apollo program didn't become successful until Kurt Angle allowed NASA to harness a small amount of his testosterone as rocket fuel.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Kurt Angle having sex with your girlfriend and her slightly more attractive sister.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Kurt Angle's PC will crash. Kurt Angle, of course, uses Linux. He just likes seeing Bill Gates sweat.

The reasons dragons don't exist is because one time, one of them thought he was hotter than Kurt Angle. Kurt wiped out the entire species out of retribution.

Kurt Angle once finished "The Song That Never Ends".

Gandalf came back to life because Kurt Angle was sad he died.

Shelton Benjamin once defeated Kurt Angle in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Kurt Angle invented racism.



Kurt Angle and Shelton Benjamin walked into a bar. The building then exploded, because that much awesomeness cannot be contained in one place.

When making love to his wife, Kurt Angle uses another woman as a condom.

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle doesn't work for TNA, TNA works for Kurt Angle.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Kurt Angle IS.

Everytime TPWW crashes, it's because Kurt Angle read about a Burt Angle joke on here.

BEST ONE YET! :rofl:

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle is the reason that Steven Richards keeps vanishing.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Kurt Angle during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

9/11 happened because those planes got in Angle's way.

Most kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kurt Angle pajamas.

Kurt Angle once obliterated Michael Jordan in a game of HORSESHOESAREMETALHALFRINGCONTRAPTIONSATTACHEDTOTHEHOOFSOFHORSESSOTHEYCANWALKBETTER.

Death once had a near-Kurt-Angle experience.

Kurt Angle can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Kurt Angle is.

Jim Ross once insulted Kurt Angle's mother. His face has never been the same since.

The O RLY owl died because Kurt Angle thought it was looking at him funny.

When an episode of TNA was aired in France, the French surrendered to Kurt Angle just to be on the safe side.

Kurt Angle did it... for The Rock. And The Rock was eternally grateful.

Kurt Angle can never be Hassan'd. Ever.

The Romans conquered the entire known Western World simply by having a crest of Kurt Angle on the lead man of their armies. Entire kingdoms surrendered immediately upon sight.

The reason the Great Khali's chop is so annihilating is because he once got 1/100th-chopped by Kurt Angle, and the energy transfer after Great Khali recovered from being in a coma for 38 days enabled the Great Khali to grow 24 inches and have super palm strength.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Kurt Angle can go up Niagara Falls just by walking on it.

Pluto isn't a planet. Kurt Angle just flicked one of his boogers upward.

The only reason Wilt Chamberlain ever slept with 10,000 women is because those were Kurt Angle's rejects.

Kurt's Mother tried to have an abortion, but he made the wire coat hanger tap out.

Black holes are simply places where Kurt Angle got mad and punched the universe.

El Nino is caused whenever Kurt Angle decides to sneeze.