Kane was never disfigured. He was just hiding his identity because he owed Kurt Angle money.

Kurt Angle once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Those aren't really terrorist attacks that happen in Iraq. Kurt Angle merely likes to visit the troops regularly, and random Sunnis and Shiites explode out of sheer amazement.

A jihad is actually literally translated as combat waged to gain the affections of Kurt Angle. That was shortened to "holy war" to make it easier to repeat.

:rofl: This thread

Undertaker was 6'2" before Kurt Angle told him to stop slouching and stand up straight. Taker grew 9 inches out of sheer terror.

At an autograph session, Kurt Angle once shook hands with a small boy. That boy later grew up to become Paul Bunyan.

Kurt Angle once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands".

If you misspell 'Kurt Angle' on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kurt Angle?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

The Bloods and the Crips were formed over an argument about whether or not the Angle Lock was better than the Angle Slam.

Kurt Angle can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Kurt Angle bites on his mouthpiece, the mouthpiece screams for mercy.

Christopher Columbus actually had four ships: The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria and the Kurt Angle. The Kurt Angle didn't get lost.

The reason why we have four seasons in a year is because Kurt Angle is constantly getting bored.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. Kurt Angle did.

Little Bastard hides under the ring because he knows Kurt Angle dislikes little people.

Kurt Angle has invented space travel and is considered to be a God. Hence, Scientology.

Kurt Angle can't reproduce because there isn't a woman strong enough to carry Kurt Angle's DNA.

Kurt Angle now wears a mouth guard made of Titanium because he recently discovered his bite force is 152 Tons.

The Little Engine That Could couldn't until Kurt Angle suplexed it up the hill.

Pain's real name is Kurt Angle.

Kurt Angle has a "Hot Or Not" rating of 75,000,000.

It is pointless for Kurt Angle to have a MySpace profile, for no one is his friend. Not even Tom.

I LOLed

One of the more classic threads in recent history.

Kurt Angle's MySpace page is the Universe and his only friends are left fist and right fist.

Kurt Angle doesn't need a computer, his brain has built-in WiFi.

Kurt Angle won a Demolition Derby walking on his hands.

Kurt Angle doesn't have to watch the news. The news comes to Kurt, and asks politely if it can explain itself to him.

Hitler didn't commit suicide, he caught wind that Kurt Angle was recruited and had a heart attack.

Kurt Angle invented Icy-Hot as a personal lubricant.

The only reason you're alive is because Chuck Norris allows it.

God believes in Chuck Norris.

When Michael Jordan was younger, he wanted to be like Kurt.

When Chuck Norris sneezes, he's blessing you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kurt Angle, after he evicted Spongebob and took over the entire ocean.

Chuck Norris simply stares at the woman he wishes to carry his seed.

M-A-G, stop ruining the joke. Idiot.

M-A-G F-A-I-L-S at this thread.

Chuck Norris bleeds platinum and sh*ts gold bricks.

After sexual intercourse with Kurt Angle, many women look down to see Intensity and Integrity dripped down their inner thigh.