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You Know You're A Jobber When...
*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you *You were trained by Al Snow *You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does *Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal *Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment *The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog *Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania Add your own... |
*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella
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*You don't have an avatar
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You wear a Raw/Smackdown t-shirt on TV because you don't have your own merchandise.
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*You make a thread called "You know you're a jobber when..."
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*YOUR THREAD GETS CLOSED*
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nah j/k bros
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Ummm.. You're KANE...
And honorable mention goes too... FAT HARDY!!!!!!!! |
They make up an excuse to fire you like "choking a guy with a tie"
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Narississississcus says you're an internet sensation
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Why can't I ever get away with one snide comment, you fucking cock? :mad:
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You hear your theme music on a basketball highlights video.
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You get Triple Quote'd by the 'Kai more than once.
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You come in off the hot tag, run into your opponent's finisher, and then get pinned. (see the You-tube thread for an example)
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*Hornswoggle defeats you in matches week-after-week.
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You're not WWE born and bred.
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Your brother is Carlito.
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WTF? Was meant to quote the 'Kai. Stoopid phone posting. :'(
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You weigh less than 210 lbs
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A "Google" search for you comes up empty
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*You have been repackaged multiple times into gimmicks each one worse than the last (for examples please see Virgil or the Brooklyn Brawler)
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Instead of a world title run, you get put into a feud with Matt Hardy........and lose
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You spend more time twittering than on a treadmill
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"Twitter Version One-ah"
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You hire the APA to beat up your opponent before a handicap match, and get crushed the second they leave.
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*you jobbed to The Z Man.
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*When nobody cares when you're getting destroyed by Kane or any other monster.
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All this time I've been waiting for someone to say "When Christian beats you." and nobody has..
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When you feud with a midget...and lose
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*you're the UK job guy on the UK tapings
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*Your name is Tyler Reks.
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Narc votes for you in TPWW's Better Wrestler series which Supreme is criminally neglecting at the moment.
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your own female valet kicks your ass
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*You wear the PPV shirt
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When you don't even have a titantron.
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you are standing in the ring and hear these words - Can You Dig It Sucka!?! or Natalya's Laugh
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When another jobber is your tag partner.
When your matches last under 3 minutes. When you don't have an entrance theme/titantron video. Your only matches are dark match/battle royal/lumberjack (as the lumberjack). When they give you a random name from a name generator. Your given a naff gimmick. When your match gets interrupted by a big name and they hit their finisher on you. When you get zero reaction from the crowd - ouch! When you only work twice a month. |
*You're the person that other wrestlers debut against
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....You are under the 'Suicide' costume
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You get chased out of a building by Santino
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You're black.
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you're wwe.com superstars profile page has 1 sentence under bio
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*you were moved to ECW in the supplemental draft
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*you're the boogeyman
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You get theme music already used in a past segment or by a failed 80's tag team.
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You come to the WWE from TNA.
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You're in dark matches or house shows only.
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You're beloved by the IWC.
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Now, for the dozen folks who will no doubt offer exceptions proving that the IWC backs the right horses....
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you lose all of your matches. :shifty:
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your NXT pro is a jobber
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*TNA sends you to an IWC forum to do some promotional work instead of letting you in the ring. :shifty:
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*When noid write a novel detailling how you should win the WWE title.
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When you are paired randomly with a tag partner that you have absolutely no prior history with (ala Regal and Kozlov)
When the ring announcer introduces you and puts more emphasis on where you are from than your name to get a pop from the locals When your opponent is Steve Blackman Your gimmick is Sub-zero without the ability to shoot ice from your hands...Glacier When your match with John Cena has a clean ending...because ANYONE will lose in that situation. |
If you're WM opponent happens to be Undertaker, Cena, Triple H, or Hulk Hogan
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Yeah, Maineventing wrestlemanina is really jobbing you dumb fuck.
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You're of Japanese decent in the WWE.
See: Tajiri, Jimmy Wang Yang, Funaki, Taka after the LHC run, and now Yoshi Tatsu. |
It's been three weeks since your no compete clause expired and you still haven't heard from TNA.
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It has been three weeks since you signed your WWE contract and you haven't even debuted in FCW.
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Your name is Jobby Jobberson.
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You tizalk like thizis.
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WWE doesn't even bother with a no-compete clause.
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Even the cruiserweights refuse to job to you.
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No, you did you asshole. Doing the job and being a jobber are different you fuckwit. Now if you were trying to be a fuckwit, congrats on sucking.
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Your previous credits include "John Cena #35" or "Paul Heyman's Security Guard."
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You know you are a jobber when you do this:
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When your post count in one day is greater or equal to what most have in a decade oh wait that should have gone in the you know when you don't have a life thread.
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I have been here a decade.
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....When you bitch to management that mid carders are holding you down...
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When you lose creative control to Shark Boy.
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The announcers actually forget your name. Well, announcers other than JR.
Your name is misspelled in your titantron. Your biggest move is "The Wristlock." Scotty 2 hotty actually landed the Worm on you. |
When your match is shorter than Trish Stratus and Jackie Gayda
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You carry a prop to the ring.
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*When the Raw guest host doesn't show up for crappy comedy segments, you get the night off
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If your name is William Regal
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