Here It Is! Proof That You Watch Too Much Wrestling!
 

- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.

- In your resume under experience you write, "I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be"

- You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can't even talk.

- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

- You make the football team in high school and instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class.

- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots...

- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the "Four Horsemen" sign.

- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response.

- You get into a real fight and you blade.

- You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work...

- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is "Wooooooooo!"...

- Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about your workrate...

- You go to shake someone's hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say "Woooooooo!"....

- Someone else falls against a table/chair...and you start screaming "You're extreme! You're extreme!"

- You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black.

- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, and you accuse them of being disloyal to the company that made them a star.

- A promotion at work is seen as getting a push.

- You claim that your favorite sports teams were "jobbed".

- You chokeslam your cat.

- You rack your neighbor's dog.

- You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongue out, give a big thumbs up and yell, "HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!"

Respond to mine or post your own...

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At one point or another, I've done each of these things at least once lol

Those are about as old as Flair. They need to make some new ones.
You call everyone you meet fella.

theres one guy at work who always beats the odds and finishing his work on time.

when your boss orders a limo you hope it will blow up

the new guys who are in training suddenly decide to invade the office and choke people with their tie.

your gm changes almost every week

one cock married the bosses daughter and is now a big deal

you walk into work with a wrestling theme playing on your ipod

your company's injured on duty bill is through the roof.

Your leave messages on your twitter fueling office gossip

Are we really doing this? Come on. This is beyond terrible.

He says "here it is" like it's something everyone wanted.

You start off a job interview by saying "I'll tell ya somethin' Mean Gene"

*Well ya know somethin Mean Gene

probably the best one so far though

A new manager pulls up in his car, walks in, and says he's been talking with the employees all day in the back :shifty:

- You refer to everybody by their full name at all times. If saying more than one name, you make a dramatic pause in between.

You pause for "what" chants between sentences.

After they announce a promotion you either A) demand a title shot for the job or B ) Demand that the recipient of the promotion has to win a Money in the Bank match


After a high paying promotion you start carrying around a plastic copy of The Million Dollar Championship

I always yell "cameraman, zoom it" when someone takes my picture....

:y::yes:-keep up these posts. very clever and entertaining

- You break your leg after jumping down the stairs and deny crapping your pants at the last meeting :shifty:

These were funny back when I was in high school.

You sometimes refer to yourself as REVEREEEEEEEEEEEEND HALLOWELLLLLLLLLL.....
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HALLOWELL!

When you see a coworker with a name of another coworker, you accuse them of Gimmick Infringement! Razzamajazz, did you clear this avi with Naitch Naitch Naitch?

So Providence Pee... you played that WWF Warzone yet?

i hear it has entrance music!

Smell the fart acting...

This thread was a bad idea :|
There. I admitted it. OK? Everyone happy now?
Just like WCW's creation of the Shockmaster, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Psssh. You dropped out.

Done all of the red.:rofl:

You go to a bank with a briefcase just so you can tell them you're cashing it in.

When you make threads that have no point.

Actually this is even more of a train wreck than when David Arquette won the title.

You're going to let the 2 - 3 people who said this thread was a bad idea, outweigh the others who added to it and laughed, and mentioned how they actually do some of the stuff?

A lot of people out there don't know how to have fun and can't enjoy simple things, or are too "cool" for some stuff. But if even 1 person gets a kick out of the thread, why do the others matter?

my 2c

proof that you watch too much wrestling from 1997

you put your girlfriend on the line when you play cards with your mates.
you refer everyone as your brother or fella.
doing crap jobs at work is a burial.
you announce your retirement only to come back to work the next week.

you did it for the Rock

you chant "asshole" when the prime minister comes on the telly.

-You're not fat, just Samoan.

-You only talk to your friends, or confront a guy who attacked you, on Mondays from 9-11.

-If your friend is being beat up, you won't help him unless someone plays your music first.

-You dig up lists from 1998.

you kill your wife and retarded kid and then hang yourself on your weight set. But first you let the dogs out.

Annnnd....it just took a left turn.

Man I hate it when someone pulls that "making a pointless thread" line. All in all, all the threads here are "pointless".

One that I'm guilty of:

You see black towel & immediately throw it over your head & grunt

"BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!"









also done the Jim Duggan thing. :shifty:

Your brother falls out of a tree and breaks his arm, and you stand there chanting "E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!"

You die your mustache and don't wear a letter jacket.

Someone presses the bell on a bus and you grab the nearest guy in a collar-and-elbow tie up.

You only shake peoples left hand andbif hey shake your right hand you stiff them later in the encounter

you do the hulk hogan ear cup if you want people to repeat something.
nearly every song in your ipod is wrestling entrance music.
you whack the obnoxious member of your band with your guitar.

When you greet your close friends with the wolfpac hand gesture.

I Already know that i watch too much wrestling!!!

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-Everytime you enter a building, you make a microphone come from the ceiling and announce yourself...twice
-You give yourself a new name, maybe one with your last name as your first and vise versa
-Whenever people don't respect you, you threaten to make the lights go out of the building
-You choke someone out with their own tie and then get fired at the end of the week

-You Post on this Site.

On your spanish test, they want the Spanish word for face. You write "técnico"

-when you print out lists like this and check them as you do them
-when you've had custody of all wrestling stuff covered in your prenup
-when riding on an atv you act like Austin
-you take pictures with friends in wrestling poses
-you've lost teeth due to wrestling around

On your resume under Address it says "Parts unknown"