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Here It Is! Proof That You Watch Too Much Wrestling!
- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.
- In your resume under experience you write, "I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be" - You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can't even talk. - You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn. - You make the football team in high school and instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class. - You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots... - You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the "Four Horsemen" sign. - You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response. - You get into a real fight and you blade. - You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work... - When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is "Wooooooooo!"... - Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about your workrate... - You go to shake someone's hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say "Woooooooo!".... - Someone else falls against a table/chair...and you start screaming "You're extreme! You're extreme!" - You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black. - Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, and you accuse them of being disloyal to the company that made them a star. - A promotion at work is seen as getting a push. - You claim that your favorite sports teams were "jobbed". - You chokeslam your cat. - You rack your neighbor's dog. - You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongue out, give a big thumbs up and yell, "HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!" Respond to mine or post your own... Last edited by Providence Peep; 06-30-2010 at 11:05 AM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Get a poke on
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this thread
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The black Corey Graves
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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theres one guy at work who always beats the odds and finishing his work on time.
when your boss orders a limo you hope it will blow up the new guys who are in training suddenly decide to invade the office and choke people with their tie. your gm changes almost every week one cock married the bosses daughter and is now a big deal you walk into work with a wrestling theme playing on your ipod your company's injured on duty bill is through the roof. Your leave messages on your twitter fueling office gossip |
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You know that’s right
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Are we really doing this? Come on. This is beyond terrible.
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He's Here
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He says "here it is" like it's something everyone wanted.
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Junior Member
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You start off a job interview by saying "I'll tell ya somethin' Mean Gene"
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#10 |
You know that’s right
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*Well ya know somethin Mean Gene
probably the best one so far though |
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A new manager pulls up in his car, walks in, and says he's been talking with the employees all day in the back
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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- You refer to everybody by their full name at all times. If saying more than one name, you make a dramatic pause in between.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#14 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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This thread was a bad idea
![]() There. I admitted it. OK? Everyone happy now? Just like WCW's creation of the Shockmaster, it seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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RIP SABU
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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A lot of people out there don't know how to have fun and can't enjoy simple things, or are too "cool" for some stuff. But if even 1 person gets a kick out of the thread, why do the others matter? my 2c |
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Junior Member
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After they announce a promotion you either A) demand a title shot for the job or B ) Demand that the recipient of the promotion has to win a Money in the Bank match
After a high paying promotion you start carrying around a plastic copy of The Million Dollar Championship |
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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I always yell "cameraman, zoom it" when someone takes my picture....
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Hunting Pathetic Sheeple
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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- You break your leg after jumping down the stairs and deny crapping your pants at the last meeting
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Doin' It Right
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These were funny back when I was in high school.
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#23 |
it's really real meat
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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You go to a bank with a briefcase just so you can tell them you're cashing it in.
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Steelers Homer
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You sometimes refer to yourself as REVEREEEEEEEEEEEEND HALLOWELLLLLLLLLL.....
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... HALLOWELL! |
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King of the Ring
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When you see a coworker with a name of another coworker, you accuse them of Gimmick Infringement! Razzamajazz, did you clear this avi with Naitch Naitch Naitch?
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So Providence Pee... you played that WWF Warzone yet?
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#30 |
it's really real meat
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#31 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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When you make threads that have no point.
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Feeling Oof-y
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emerge
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You only shake peoples left hand andbif hey shake your right hand you stiff them later in the encounter
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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proof that you watch too much wrestling from 1997
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you put your girlfriend on the line when you play cards with your mates.
you refer everyone as your brother or fella. doing crap jobs at work is a burial. you announce your retirement only to come back to work the next week. |
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Incoming Text
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you did it for the Rock
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you chant "asshole" when the prime minister comes on the telly.
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Inno Knows.
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-You're not fat, just Samoan.
-You only talk to your friends, or confront a guy who attacked you, on Mondays from 9-11. -If your friend is being beat up, you won't help him unless someone plays your music first. |
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Inno Knows.
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-You dig up lists from 1998.
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They're eating the dogs..
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you kill your wife and retarded kid and then hang yourself on your weight set. But first you let the dogs out.
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