Sad Realizations for Wrestling Fans
 

1) Cena doesn't exist for us. He was made for the kid who watches Degrassi and thinks Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper in the history of music.

2) Bret is around for nostalgia and more importantly... MERCHANDISING, not for matches.

3) The Undertaker's retirement is probably coming sooner than we think.

4) The WWE divas will never have a decent match.

5) Guys like Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston will never get the pushes they deserve.

6) Rey Mysterio isn't going anywhere. Consider him the poor man's Cena in terms of fan appeal.

7) Paul Heyman isn't coming back to wrestling.

Add more if you'd like...

8) It's not real to me anymore, dammit!

Instead of making ECW what it was, after they realized they wouldn't be able to recapture that old magic they should have made it for those guys who did have that "it" factor but would be lost in the shuffle of the bigger shows and maineventers that just would not hold the title again. People like:

Kane, Benoit, Lashley, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Khali, Mark Henry, and Rey Mysterio. They could use those main eventers to build up the likes of Kofi, Evan, Miz, Morrison and Swagger or others vets that havent made it yet like Christian or Matt Hardy.

9. TNA will put a major dent in WWE's TV Ratings....and by dent I mean overtake WWE Superstars as Thursday's most watched wrestling program.

Kofi is getting the push he deserves. He hasn't been around that long, he's been US champ, IC champ, and has a great feud with a main eventer.

9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE
10) PG is not going away
11) There will never be a "real" tag division again, just the sporadic real tag teams here and there.

What?

it hasnt already? :wtf:

12) John Cena will not be turning heel anytime soon.

13) Muhammad Hassan will not get another shot

14) Hassan sucked.

15) The Rock WILL NOT wrestle one more match.

16) Neither will Austin.

ECW is dead, get over it

Yes, PLEASE!

This happened a long time ago. Get your facts straight before you try to be funny.

grrrr

#) most internet wrestling fans will complain no matter what happens

If Innovator wasn't still on his honeymoon high, I'd have some cross words for him right about now.

Old wrestlers will continue to hold on to the spotlight as long as they can, while the next generation gets held down.

17) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides

WWE can gladly say they are not letting that happen.

That sounds more like TNA.

WWE - Rey Mysterio, Kane, Undertaker, Triple H, Mark Henry, Big Show....
TNA - Nash, Jarrett, RVD, Hardy

Do you really feel that Rey Mysterio, Kane, Mark Henry, and Big Show are holding people down?

Well I'd rather have Christian as champ than have Rey even on TV. Kane is champ so he's keeping others down obviously, the others were just toss up choices.

Its a little early to pull the trigger on that assumption, wouldn't you say?

18) CHRISTIAN will never be a world champion.

So you're just going to ignore what Kane has been up to for the past ten years or so because he's champ now? Also, Christian is no spring chicken himself.

I actually just looked at Wiki, and it turns out that Christian is 36 and Rey is 35.

They were talking about old wrestlers, and I don't think Christian is that old.

Hogan, Flair, Team 3D and the rest of the ECW guys.

Hogan and Flair are there for "Legend" style effect. The ECW guys aren't holding people back, they have like a 4 appereance deal.

But he's older than Rey.

He's probably older than The Big Show too, now that I think about it.

OK, Big Show is 38. Pretty close, though.

yea but the Legend style effect takes up about 80% of TNA's storylines.

19) The announce team will survive without Jim Ross.

20) The smartest person in wrestling is Vince McMahon.

How old is Christian anyway?

:eek:

This makes me a sad Panda.:'(:'(:'(

21) Santino, Kozlov, Yoshi Tatsu, and Zack Ryder will never be taken seriously.

22) We'll never see a Rhodes to Gold (Rhodes/Goldust) tag team.

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

This is actually a good thing.

I'd amend that to everyone but Barrett.

24)nxt season 2 will not form a group like Season one and attack.

:'(

25) Rikishi did it for The Rock

26) You can give Shawn Michaels back his smile by paying 5000 dollars to do 30 minutes of autographs and signatures.

I think Sheffield has some potential for a push too. Vince likes em big.

Yup...

Sad that Christian will never be world champ...

27) Scott Hall will always be an alcoholic

172) This really WASN'T the greatest night in the history of our sport. They LIED to me! :mad:

543) you would rather NOT be in Chyna

And he's serviceable on the mic and everything he does looks absolutely BRUTAL.

623) It really WAS his fault.

Chris Benoit really did the unthinkable.

Damn you ya bastard for beating me, though i was gonna say 'will never get a push'.

HHH being married to Steph did not influence his success as much as we may want to think.

Not every midcarder should be a main eventer.

Cena wont turn heel.

You will never see a reunion of Edge and Christian.

The NWO will never wrestle DX at Wrestlemania.

28) You're all gaylords.

2) Bret is around for nostalgia and more importantly... MERCHANDISING, not for matches.

The guy has had a stroke for god sake. It's nice just to see such a legend in the ring again, and tbh, he played his card well @ Summerslam.

4) The WWE divas will never have a decent match.

I think sooner or later they will. That butch bitch from the Uso's vs Beth Phoenix in some sort of hardcore match might be decent in deed.

9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE

People were saying this about Punk when he joined. Also, I doubt people ever though Miz might be in with a title shot, a genuine one may I add, as recent as a year ago.

15) The Rock WILL NOT wrestle one more match.

Neither will Droz, Owen Hart or The Texas Tornado. It happens.

7) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides

Good

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

I disagree

2142) Michael Cole bingo is null & void as it's fucking predictable

#1,000,546) Duct Tape is John Cena's Most innovative finishing move

#1,000,547) lance storm is not boring

#1,000,548) Shawn Michaels has left the building!

29) It is universally accepted that David Otunga is a horrible botch machine, and his mic skills aren't as good as they first appeared to be... but he'll still continute to be on your TV for the forseeable future- barring an injury.

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You just had to go and piss him off didn't ya?! :nono::shifty:

"AND I QUOTE..." should be the new FREE space.

lol at Perfect's suggestion that Kane of all people is one of those who holds people down. Good God.

Well, he does. But only when he's busy choking the soul out of some poor sap.

666) Vince Russo's job is secure in TNA

0) So is Michael Cole's