What awful movies do you absolutely love?
 

Was looking for my VHS copy of The Dirt Bike Kid today and it got me thinking about other awful movies I enjoy as well.

Star Wars Christmas Special
Shazam

Biodome

Oh my god yes. I first watched that at your place.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

Big Money Hustlas

THIS + Big Money Rustlas.

Rubber

Batman & Robin

You just like Clooneys nipples.

Are we talking bad movies that we like in a "so bad it's good" kinda way, or movies that are critically panned but that we genuinely like?

I so have to see this.

Crank is awesome, even though by any breakdown I should fucking think it's dumber than Pintint.

The latter.

So The Room and Birdemic do not count.

I don't know man. I "like" some critically panned movies, but I don't know if I would say that I "love" them.

Drive Angry with Nick Cage. Stupid, mindless fun and I love every second of its deranged premise and hammy, over the top acting. The sex/fight scene is inspiring material.

Fat Neil from Community is in it.

probably Street Fighter, I guess

Wicker Man w/Nicholas Cage for the last 20 mins. Hilarity also what was that move with marky mark where the trees are killing people? That shit was funny too

LJ, why are you being difficult.

The Apple

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation (to a lesser degree)
Street Fighter
Mario Bros

Mom and Dad Saved the World
Masters of the Universe
The Ewok Adventure

Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Superman III-IV
Superman Returns

Mortal Kombat was awesome. Do not care what anyone says.

Mortal Kombat WAS awesome. Annhiliation, not so much.

I went to see Masters of the Universe when it came out in the theatre, I was fucking glued! I had to piss like halfway through and held it to the very end. First movie I ever remember having a post-credit P.S. I don't care how off cannon that movie was... IT WAS GODDAMN HE-MAN! In my child eyes, it could do no wrong.

This. It was pretty awful but Frank Langella as Skeletor really makes it so worthwhile.

Anything with Van Damme or Seagal.

Masters of the Universe is one of my favourite films ever.

It was a classic.

the postman.... wait you said absolutely love, nevermind

"Pick Me Up!" *WOOOOOOSH*

Any movie I love, as far as I'm concerned, is not an awful movie.

Body Slam

Gonna watch Masters of the Universe now I think.

Masters of the Universe is amazing, you fucks..

Killer Clowns From Outer Space
Any of the Critters movies
Escape From LA

Dunno there are a bunch..

Ready To Rumble

D.C. Cab

Of course it is, but it's still an awful film.

Any Jean Claude Van Damme film
Any Ahnuld Shwartznigger film
Any Steven Segal Film

Were Tango & Cash and Lockup panned?

Just going by what I have DVD versions of:
Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Punisher Warzone
Grandma's Boy

"A View to Kill" got panned badly as a Bond film but I liked it.

I kinda like The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons.

Never read the books nor will I, but I liked the films even though they were pretty much panned.

I understand all those words individually, but that sentence means nothing to me.

Plus, Gwildor. Gwildor is epic.

I only saw the first. The fifteen "endings" were all that annoyed me and I get the feeling that that was from the books anyway.

Also, I started the da Vinci Code, and it reads like a romance novel.

Um no I didn't even like Clooney back in those days but he did a better job than I thought he would but he's still the worst Batman although he was probably one of the better Bruce Waynes.

That was panned? Loved that movie.

Howard The Duck

Overboard.

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

Highlander: The Final Dimension.

Most of the Highlander sequels are ass, but this one was pretty good. Not sure about "absolutely," but still.

This was one movie I lreally as a kid but haven't seen it in ages though.

Basket Case

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Terminator 2

I think you're missing the point slightly.

Science can't save him now.

Jacob Kell was an alright villain. And I loved the idea of melding the TV and movie universes. Could have been better. This introduced me to Donnie Yen so there's that.

Street Fighter.

Not one of those "so bad it's hilarious" things either. I genuinely love this movie.

Double Dragon. Goddamn, I loved that movie.

Double Dragon is not a horrible movie mister!

Jaws The Revenge, amazing film.

does Hitman count?

I thought the first Judge Dredd was pretty good even with Rob Schneider.

Every Pauly Shore movie :-\

Encino Man is a work of art.

Rad Mobile

Attack of the Clones.

Bring It On

He said awful Tazz Dan, Bring It On Again maybe.

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Now you can all watch it.

Freaked.

Space Jam

The Beach

Screw Balls

Prayer of The Roller Boys is a personal Fav of mine

No Holds Barred
UHF

Double Dragon: The Movie
Mortal Kombat 1 and 2
Son In Law

Not gonna lie, I liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull :o.

I love all the disney tv movies like phantom of the megaplex and alley cats strike.

bubba ho tep

So did I thought it was better then Temple of Doom.

I loved the last airbender

Same here. I freaking loved SR, even though I think they picked entirely the wrong people to play Superman and Lois-- nothing against Routh or Bosworth, but it was pretty obviously written to be Superman much later into his career, so they should've cast older actors instead of two twenty-somethings. Still, it's probably my favorite guilty-pleasure movie.


Other generally hated flicks that I honestly love/loved:

Alien 3
Prometheus
The Matrix sequels
Constantine

I don't really get why people are so pissed about the aliens. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a box that melts peoples faces off. It's just racism to other's cultural believes. Just because it's the Christian dogma it's ok, but if you try to bring some South American/Mayan dogma it's end of the world.

Oh No! Aliens in the "real" world. Guess they hated ET too?

Super Mario Bros
White Boyz

I think the problem with the aliens in Crystal Skull was that it tried to mash sci-fi into a series that was established more in fantasy. Yeah, they're both unrealistic and escapist and whatnot, but sci-fi and fantasy usually don't mix (except in Star Wars, and I think that only worked because they brought in the Force right in the beginning instead of later on in the series). Like, picture if wizards started showing up in Terminator, or if flying saucers started popping up in Lord of the Rings. Once you've established which genre you're doing, mixing in another one just kinda seems....wrong.

Guys, guys, please.... They were "Interdimensional Beings", not aliens.

They don't like it because the Mayan beliefs are false.

I liked Constantine as well.

Also Stone Cold

The Fly 2 (both the sequel to the remake and the original)
The other sequels to The Fly (the original)
Mommie Dearest
The Beaver
The Room

Super Mario Bros.

Leprechaun movies up to the Space sequel. :p

Besides Drive, The Beaver was my favorite movie of 2011. Original, thought provoking and entertaining.

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I remember watching this on VHS as a kid.. I think this is how Tarantino's Death proof car came to be..

The Room is the greatest movie ever filmed. What the fuck you people on about?

Oh yeah, the one I will catch most hell about likely... but, Cool As Ice is freaking awesome

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III...dunno wtf is wrong with me, but yeah.

Mannequin.

Beaver, huh? I'll check it out only because of you.

No one said Cable Guy, eh?

I thought it generally got good reviews.

I love that BTTF style time travel they had with the Samurai..

I enjoyed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, in fact I marathoned the 3 of them 2 weeks ago.