Dream Intergender Matches
 

I was always disappointed about how these 'edgy' wrestling feds would basically book guys to get turned inside out, but the women were given special preference to hit high spots their male opponents would usually block against when done by other guys.

Let's take the hurricanrana for example. A guy who typically counters it into a powerbomb when some 220-lb. guy tries will fall to it when a 150-lb. woman does it. These 'special physics' of male wrestlers being at half power or whatever makes me wonder what the point of most intergender matches could be.

That situation has improved. Beyond Wrestling has more competitive matches. See Chris Dickinson versus Addy Starr as an example of a realistic feud that recognizes most fans don't want to see great male wrestlers watered down so they can try and make the women wrestlers look good.

My first fantasy intergender matches that come to mind:

Randy Savage vs. Chyna

Ken Shamrock vs. Chyna (Lion's Den Match)

Jerry Flynn vs. Madusa (In The Block Match)

Tank Abbot vs. Mona, Gorgeous George, and Madusa (handicap match that almost turns into a shoot)

Chris Jericho vs. Stephanie McMahcon (Paddle on a Pole Match)

Totally thought the title of the thread was "Dream Integrated Matches"

Curd, what the fuck are you trying to say here?

Sometimes a girl just needs to be punched in the face, you know?

Make Me a Sandwich Match

Curd and Jordan X vs their girlfriends

Beth Phoenix or Tamina vs Rey. They could easily bear hug him and crush against their boobies. Oh beth phoenix I jizzed my pants

Maryse vs. Me, Supreme Olajuwon in a hug with no shirts on match.

Kaitlyn vs Yokozuna in a sumo wrestler match

Me vs naked Beth Phoenix in a nipple cripple match and winner rapes the loser stipulation.

And then at the end the loser will have to oil up the other's body and strap the belt on them.

Look what the fuck you did, Curd.

What the hell kind of PORNOGRAPHY thread are you trying to start?!

Now or never for Sting vs Michelle McCool

Brock Lesnar vs Sable in a strap match

STING'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST ANOTHER MAN IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

That's an angle I could get behind. He can stalk Michelle McCool, which cheese's the Undertaker off, and it leads to Wrestlemania. Book it.

Chris Benoit vs. Woman would've been a knock down drag out brawl

Is that even funny to you? Serious question.

He's controversial Thrilla, didn't you see his slave jokes last year?

Judy Bagwell vs. Buff Bagwell

On a pole?

of course

Chris Christie vs. Linda McMahon in a "senate seat on a pole" match.

Chyna vs X-pac

Wait, they already did that one. Everybody lost.

I'm a nasty bastard! ;)

Mickie James vs Me in a worlds first 'First Cum Match' First Blood rules apply.

She wins after my 'Jizz to the voicebox' seems worth the loss.

Lets she if she gives as good as she gets

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AJ Lee and Kelly Kelly are theoretically the same gender.

I know but everyone was giving sexual replys so...

Intergender sexual replies, at least.

"I think I'll just do what everybody else is doing, because I have a feeble mind" - AJ lee's

Me vs Beth Phoenix, Tamina, Tara, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Eve Torres, Kaitlyn and AJ, all naked and oiled up of course.

Except they weren't, you're just terrible.

shut up, Meg!

You want to be pegged by Beth Phoenix?

You think she's a man?

Curd vs. Mae Young in her prime.

Just to show Curd how god damned ridiculous this premise is.

Beth Phoenix and Punk should have had a match after their brief run-in at the Royal Rumble.

Chyna VS. Sable

ie. she's a man, baby.

Nicole Bass & Chyna vs. all the divas

I just shivered.

yeah you did.

Me vs. Lilian Garcia. She wins after she discharges my payload a mile high.

Now I gotta go clean up.

AJ Lee vs Dakota Fanning (12 year old boy vs 12 year old girl)

C'mon Gertie, AJ Lee can't even wrestle.

It would be hilarious if Dakota Fanning was still 12 after all these years.

She is in every movie I've seen her in. She must have one of those aging diseases.

Turns out she's 19 now. Could probably still play 12, though.

yeah you do

After seeing them interact in a Royal Rumble that year, I think Kharma vs. Dolph Ziggler would actually be a lot of fun. I also think that TNA should have tried building towards Kurt Angle vs. Awesome Kong.

I think AJ Lee getting a bit of a complex and thinking she could start taking on guys would be an interesting angle. It might seem ridiculous, but if CM Punk and AJ Lee were willing to work crowds a bit, and they staged a break-up and AJ Lee started talking about how she could actually out-wrestle CM Punk, you could get a nice little story going. Given the size difference, you could run CM Punk vs. AJ Lee & Tamina Snuka in a Handicap Match.

Would love to see Paige come into the WWE and eventually be forced to compete against Randy Orton. I have absolutely no clue why. I'm still high on my Paige vs. Stephanie McMahon feud. Perhaps she stages a "Champion vs. Champion" match, to give Paige the "opportunity" to prove that girls can hang with the boys.

Paige v. Randy Orton. You really would want to see that?

No.

Would Orton crap in Paige's bag as part of the build?

If the WWE wants to make a shit-load of money.

Paige vs. Sheamus: A battle beyond the Pale.

:shifty:

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Vs any current female wrestler

I miss Beth Phoenix and her huge boobies.

Andy Kaufman's corpse vs any current female wrestler

Orton would have to finish her quickly to prevent a screw job from run-ins, but that would get him even more heat. :)

Mike Awesome VS Awesome Kong- Loser is no longer awesome

El Torrito v Tamina. Tamina could rip her shirt off like the Hulkster and reveal an oiled up body and completely dominate little Mexican dude.

We really need Naked Women's Wrestling Leagu back.

Who has the biggest boobies now in WWE divas roster?

Miz as special guest ref