Kazara's LIVE Judgement Day Coverage
 

I'll be Doing Match-By Match for the Event.

^_^;;

:y:

Way to take one for the team. :y:

HEAT MAIN EVENT: Funaki vs. Mark Jindrak

Teddy Long Introuces Mark Jindrak to a LOOOOOOOONG Intro. Funaki comes out, so eliminate him from being Mordecai's opponent. Jindrak asks Funaki to feel Mark's Abs, Funaki punches Mark to no feeling at all. Funaki asks him again. Kick and barrage of Punches to Jindrak. Jindrak no-sells and brings Funaki into the Ropes. Shoulders in the Corner. Stomps to Funaki. Suplex. 1-2- Kickout by Funaki. Sleeper applied to Funaki. Tazz is talking about how Eddie Guerreron is about to Emotionally Explode. Funaki is now gets up, Elbows to the mid-section, but Jindrak comes back. Jindrak with a dropkick. Funaki comes back with two punches. Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip into the Corner. Funaki ducks a Jindrak Corner Splash. Enziguri by Funaki. Bulldog by Funaki. 1-2- BIG KICKOUT. Funaki with punches Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip, Jindrak jumps to the top rope and hits a Top Rope Clothesline. Jindrak hits the Mark of Excellence. 1-2-3. Tazz has the NERVE to call that a Urange.

Winner: Mark Jindrak.

"Mark of Excellence"? Is that what it's called? I always refer to it as a 'Drakbreaker.

Anyway, big Jindrak fan. Hope he gets a U.S. Title push soon.

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Yeah Jindrak is my new favorite wrestler, it's annoying how the crowd hates him. In the Heat match they started chanting "you suck."

Jindrak is a real good wrestler one of my faves. :y: :y:

Well, Jindrak is a monster heel. It'd stand that the crowd would chant "you suck" at him. ;)

I wish he was actually on the PVV though. :(

Dudley Boyz vs. Mysterio and RVD
 

The Pyros go off, There's a plus to Judgement Day, An AWESOME Set.

Rey Mysterio And RVD vs. The Dudley Boyz

Rey Mysterio comes out in white reebok shoes, and a 1/2 mask. There was MORE than that For the Lakers Game, and they had Jack Nicholson there, too.

RVD and Bubba Ray Start it off. Bubba Ray points at Rey Rey, While D-Von hits RVD from Behind. Elbow to the back of RVD's head. D-Von puts RVD's head in the Corner. Eye Rake as the R-V-D Chants Start. Tag out. Punches to RVD from Bubba. Bubba taunts Rob as he chokes him in the Robs. Bubba Argues with Nick Patrick. Spinning Heel kick by RVD, Dropkick by RVD, followed by a monkey flip. Backbody drop to D-Von. RVD with a Flipping Plancha onto Bubba Ray Dudley. Rey Mysterio with a Top Rope Cross Body to D-Von. The Dudleyz Recover on the Outside as RVD taunts to the Crowd. RVD and D-Von lock up. D-von punches RVD, followed by a kick as RVD comes back. Step-Over heel kick by RVD. Bubba grabs a RVD attempt at a Rolling Thunder. RVD ducks a Double team, and D-Von hits Bubba. RVD trys a Rolling THunder AGAIN, but Bubba pulls the ropes down. Bubba bounces RVD's head against the Table. Bubba and D-Von Double-Team RVD. Bubba now attacking RVD as the crowd is behind RVD. RVD with a feint low kick, Tag to Mysterio. Seated Senton. Mysterio with a Top-Rope Crossbody. Bubba takes Rey Rey down. Rey Mysterio with a Headsicissor. Rey goes for a 619 on Bubba Rey, but D-Von hits him from Behind. Rey for a West Coast Pop, but Bubba grabs Rey and powerbombs him into a Hot-Shot. D-Don with a Body Slam and then a Leg Drop. Sleeper Hold to Rey. Rey starts coming back, and Bounces off the rope, D-Von Ducks and Hits a Flying Elbow. 1-2 Kickout. Tag to Bubba Ray.

*TO BE CONTUNUED**

I remember when Jindrak made his RAW debut match against Jericho and the crowd automatically started a "BORING" and "THIS MATCH SUCKS CHANT". I also remember counting 7 dropkicks in one 5 minute match. :rant:

Mark Jindrak has not really impressed me much. Sean O'Haire should be there instead of him.

Just watching the match, and heard RVD's music halfway through the match!
Sounds like the sound guy is getting set-up.
Pointing to an RVD/Mysterio win?

lol @ RVD's music playing early. This is gonna be a disaster.

Suplex to Bubba Ray, as D-Von comes in. D-Von Chokes Rey. Punches to Rey in the Corner. D-Von is POUNDING Rey. REY WITH A SWANK~ Springboard Bulldog. Both need a tag. I smell a Cliche' Hot Tag. RVD is bouncing like a Monkey. Referee Didn't see RVD but saw D-Von. Yeah, WHATEVER.

RVD- DU-D-D-D-DE YOU DIDN'T SEE THE TAG?! MAAAAAAAAN, Bummer.

Bubba Taunts Rey. SPINEBUSTER by Rey. 1-2 ONE OF A KIND! Someone in the Back botched the music, as RVD's music played for 2 seconds. I think we NOW know who wins. RVD comes to Rey's aid for him to kick out. Rey Mysterio's in a Tree of Woe.

Bubba Ray - HE'S A PINATA~!!

Rey Reverses the tree of Woe with a Koji Cutter. Mysterio with Moonsault to a Standing Bubba Ray! 1-2- Kickout. RVD FINALLY gets the tag a CLEANS HOUSE. Thrust Kick. Clothesline. Clothesline. ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLING THUNDER! on D-Von. 1-2- BUBBA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE! Rey comes back with Fire and gets Back-Body dropped WITH AUTHORITY. Possible WHASSUP?!?! Here on RVD, but Rey Drops RVD. Bronco Buster on Bubba Rey! Catapault Springboard Hurricanrana on Rey! HOLY SHIT! Bubba comes out. RVD WITH AN ENZIGURI! DROPKICK, DOUBLE-619! RVD GOES UP TOP AND HITS A 5-STAR-FROG SPLASH! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

**3/4 EXCELLENT Match to kick things off.

Glad to see my powers of prophesy are still working fine......

Josh attempts to Interview Booker T, who's doing his rituals to get ready for the biggest match of his life. He says that he's Bigger than the "RVD'S" and "Rey Mysterio's" and tells Josh to get the hell out of here!

Yeah, there's MORE than one Rey Mysterio and RVD. :wtf:

going to pin this topic too.

Kurt Angle's music hits as Luther Rains comes out with a Big Monkey Cage.

Tony Chimel welcomes us Kurt Angle who's not to be seen. "Kurt Still Sucks" says a 7-Year old Rube. Professor X Rises out from his Monkey Cage. X has a mic in hand.

"Well Well Well"................

*Cheap Pop*

Los Angelus, The City of Angels..........Kurt doesn't see any Angels, but phonies on Cell Phones, Lazy Incometant Dreamers, And an Overrated Basketball team (Gosh, he's RIGHT!) He sees that Kobe won't be on Team USA, and he sees Fans and Supporters of Eddie Guerrero, which gets a large pop, and an "Eddie" Chant. Eddie wonders if Eddie didn't cheat at Wrestlemania, if HE'D be defending at Judgement Day, instead of in that Wheelchair, never to Wrestle again. Kurt Angle wants the fans to Riot once JBL wins the title. Kurt hopes LA gets a BIG Earthquake. My bet is, that he saw, "10.5". Kurt Angle addresses Whorrie Wilson, the man who put him in the Wheelchair. Kurt ORDERS her to come out.

LMAO... he actually alluded to that disaster of a miniseries! :lol:

A VERY Scared Torrie Wilson comes out. Expect some BAD Acting here. An ANGRY Angle tells them to cut the music. Angle tells Torrie that he paid the price for Torrie's mess. Angle says since she's responsible for the end of HIS career, he wants HER Responsible for the end of HER Career. If Whorrie Loses, She's Fired. YAY! Errrrr :shifty: I mean Dawn Marie comes out. :naughty:

Lock-Up Here, as Dawn pushes Torrie here. ANOTHER lock-up into the Corner, Hair-Pull. Torrie pulls a Big Show and LAUNCHES Dawn Marie across the Ring with a push. Push, Kick, Neckbreaker, and a Dropkick to Dawn Marie. Torrie is "Stalking" Dawn Marie according to Micheal Cole. So she has ANOTHER Stalker. ^_^;; Dawn picks Torrie up into a Fireman's Carry Reversed into a Pin by Torrie. 1-2- Kickout. Clothesline, Clothesline, Nice Reversal by Torrie. Dawn Marie moves from a Torrie Wilson Cross-Body. Dawn with a kick, and a Toss to Torrie. Dawn with knees to Torrie's head against the ropes. "Torrie" Chants start up as Dawn Chokes Torrie. Dawn Drops the Big Forearm onto Torrie Wilson.

LOL woredrobe malfunction lol

Lil' Naitch COMMANDS Dawn to get back in the ring. Baseball Slide, and then a SWANK~ Legdrop to Torrie. Dawn rolls her back in.

1-2 Kickout

1-2 Kickout.

Dawn now applies a Sleeper on Torrie Wilson. She now gets back to her feet. Neckbreaker. 1-2 Kickout. Dawn reverses an Irish whip into the Corner. Torrie with a Kick to the Gut. Sunset Flip, 1-2- Kickout. Roll-up 1-2 She got the Tights. Dawn'WHOLE ASS Falls out. Torrie's a Cheater for grabbing the tights! ^_^;; 1-2- Kick-out

Roll-up 1-2-3! Torrie Wins!

Match Rating: Ass/10

Err,, *

:lol: :rofl: :naughty: :lol: :rofl:

Well...something has been added to this match.







And I still don't care.

JBL Promo: JBL found a Country of JBL. He says he's in a Country of Eddie Guerrero's. He applauds those who wash his car, shine his boots, and sell food. The rest live by Lying, Cheating, Sand Stealing. *Cheasy Smile* JBL believes in no welfare, and that Criminals are Prosecuted. That's JBL's dream. It's Judgement Day for Eddie Guerrero. He WILL BE Victorius. *Cheesy Smile* He points at the Camera. Khck!

JBL: 2004.

<b>MORDECAI TIME, BABY!!</b>

PICS :drool:

Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mordecai.

Out comes Scotty. And out comes Mordecai to an AWESOME Entrance, he looks like an Evil Alter Server. :rofl:

He likes Like A Christopher Daniels-Like Charater.

Scotty Looks Scared.

Mordecai prays in the Corner. Shades of Kurt Anglle last year in his match vs. Brock Lesnar on Smackdown.

IT'S KEVIN NASH! BAH GAWD!

http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/033.jpg

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http://www.4w-wrestling.com/ppv/035.jpg

thank you hehe

Mordecai vs. Scotty To Hotty:

Lock-Up RIGHT into a Flapjack. Mordy sents Scotty SHOULDER-FIRST into the Corner. Innovative Choke to Scotty in the Corner. Knees to Scotty's head on the Apron.l Mordecai slides into the ring and sends Scotty into the Corner. INNOVATIVE Crucifix Choke onto the Ropes on Scotty. The Ref Breaks it up TWICE. Cole brings up an Interesting note on Scotty's Broken Neck (FINALLY!) Boot RIGHT to Scotty's head. Scotty coming back with a FLURRY of Punch but Mordecai Comes out. SUPERKICK by Scotty after a DUCK! BULLDOG! WORM? NO! BIG CLOTHESLINE by Morty. Mordecai looking for the Razor's Edge, BAM! IT'S OVER! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

WOW, MORDECAI ****ING ROCKS.

** A Squash, but Mordecai is AWESOME.

REP for AssMan. I wasn't expecting it so fast. Damn, Dawn Marie is the hottest woman alive.

Does anyone know what Mordecai's real name is?

NO that's Mordecai's quote, but I added the "WOOOOOOOOO" because he fk'n rocks

Chavo Sr. is getting Dressed with Chavo talking to him. :| Jacky comes mocking Chavo Jr.'s Music. She has a gift for him. It's Lingerie. Chavo feels Comforable ALL the time. Chavo Sr. TAKES IT AND TRIES THEM ON! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Razor's Edge. FU** YEAH, SWEET.

Hey Kazara, how did Mordecai's theme sound?

it sounded really good...kinda mythical...i love it...

http://wcwdvd.com/mordecai.rm

Mordecai's entrance (before the show)

Oh man, ASSMAN, YOU FK'N RULE!!!!!!!!!

Rico/Haas is on, but I gotta say, Rico Rules!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is brilliant!

Ka, where are you?

Charlie Haas and Rico vs. Baldcore Holly and Rockabilly:

Michaels Cole marks out for the Run-way. Cole LOVES Men on Run-Ways. Miss Jackie looks HOT.

Haas walks the Run-Way, but is a little bit hesitant at first, but then goes the other way. "Maybe One Day". , Cole says. :D :D D Double-Pose as Chimel ****s up Gunn's and Holly's intro as Holly and Gunn come out. Holly Walks the Run-Way. :rofl:

Billy and Holly argue over who's in first as Rico slaps BOTH of their asses as they both RUN out. :rofl: :rofl:

Haas starts out for the team as BOTH Harcore and Billy come in. XD

Haas and Rico lock-up as Haas hits a firemans Carry. Nice Chain Wrestling. They're all happy except Hardcore Holly. Lock-up, Into the Ropes his Hardcore. Knock-Down by Holly. Arm Drag by Hass. Tag to Rico. Now Billy is tagged by Holly. :rofl: Rico prances as Tazz sings the Can-Can. Rico is Pretty In Pink to Tazz. Lock-Up as Rico kisses his hand and puts it on Billy. Rico Grabs a Handful of Billy's Butt. Now that's why they call him Mr. Ass? :rofl: Props to Cole for mentioning Gunn's OLD Gimmick. Rico thrusts his Magic Stick into Gunn's face, as Gunn RUNS out of there. XD Tag to Haas as Charlie MOCKS Billy Gunn. Harcore with a Cheap Shot to Haas. Gunn runs in AFTER A BIG CLOTHESLINE to Rico. 1-2- Kickout. Tag to Hardcore Holly. Chops and Punches to Haas. A LOT still to come Accoring to Cole, including a "Rare Appearence" by the Undertaker. Rare Appearence? HE'S IN A ****ING MATCH!! >_<;; >_<;;

ya Rico is the man these days. He's so damn funny out there

Dramatic and Dark. Like Mr.Perfect Meets the Undertaker.

How the hell did you get that sh**? Okay, and Mordecai is officially my favorite superstar on Smackdown. His entrance and music rocks.

Followed by Mark Jindrak [/Loose Cannon]

Tag to Billy Gunn who Attacks Haas. Tag to Gunn now wearing down Haas. and Tag Back to Holly. DROPKICK by Harcore who taunts after. Tag to Gunn, as Haas comes back. BOOT TO THE FACE of Haas. Followed by some stomps. Tag to Hardcore.

Rico : "DON'T YOU HURT MY CHARLIE!": :rofl:

Hardcore does that Guellotine-Dick Kickm as I call it. Haas is in Pain. Do I smell a Short-Lived Title Reign? Body Slam by Hardcore. Now Hardcore Holly to the top tope. Charlie Haas is in Trouble. Hardcore Holly comes down but HAAS LIFTS A NASTY BOOT UP IN TO HARDCORE'S FACE!! :eek: Billy Grabs Haas in attempt to not make the tag, but Rico comes into. Punches, Chops, Atomic Drop. Rico gets his Irish Whip reversed by Rico. FAME-ASS-ER BY BILLY GUNN! Rico somehow tagged Charlie! German Suplex! Hardcore Holly goes for an Alabama Slam onto Rico, But Rico kicks Hardcore Holly into the face, into a Charlie Haas ROLL-UP! 1-2-3! IT'S OVER!!

*** GREAT and HOT Tag Team Match.

lol Mordecai sucked

Whats with the Sword in the Stone shit?

I knew that his finisher would be the Razors Edge after Scotty was about to hit the Worm. The only sweet thing about him IMO.

Rico really is gay :D

Wait, so who won?

^^SILENCE. Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.

It's a Dark and Mysterious and Misty in the Boiler Room. Taker is There with Paul Bearer. Paul suggests that this is Booker T's Judegement Day, and that Taker has No Special Powers. And Taker looks ****ING SCARY!

Undertaker: "Rest.........In.........PEACE!!"

Charlie Haas and Rico Won.

Hey, Taker talked.

SILENCE. Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.

Sounds like one of his old promos where Taker would be in a mysterious dark place and be talking (see Survivor Series 91 or Royal Rumble 93)

Dont make me RKO you :rant:

Serious let down from all the hype I heard

Chavo v Jacqueline up next.
Going out for a smoke........... :-\

Or going back to the Funeral Parlor :cool:

Well I saw his entrance and he looks bad ass. I have to see him wrestle to make a final judgement though.

His enterance was ok, it looked like he was carrying the Sword of Omens :-\

For anybody that's watching, does it look like that there are a lot of empty seats or do they have the lights turned down so that you can't tell? It looked atrocious on Heat.

I think Chavo Snr is wearing the pink underwear

Here you go Disturbed. I made mention on how Mordecai resembles a lot of the book of Revelations in the other thread about him. Here is some info from Revelations I found about the sword and the stone.


"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." Revelation 6:4


What is this great sword? It's the Sword of Destiny. Hitler once held it, as did many great world leaders, including Constantine, Charlemagne, Kaiser Wilhelm, the Hapsburg Emperors and others. What does it have in common with Excalibur, King Arthur's legendary sword? Both are supposedly the spear tip that pierced Jesus' side on the cross. Jesus was the rock or the stone formed without hands that would one day destroy all kingdoms when He sets up His Kingdom on Earth. (Daniel 2:34) Legends state that the sword taken from the stone would make the man who wielded it, "King of the World." If he loses the sword, he loses his power over the world.

Now, it's a Quick Recap to The Chavo-Jacky Feud.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Jacky

OOOOOOOOOOOH, CHAVO~!!

Sorry, but I LOVE this music. ^_^;;

Chavo comes out with Chavo Classic. Chavo MUST Wrestle with one of his handsbehind his back. XD

Jacky comes out.


* Marks out for the "Chavo Classic Is God" Sign**

XD

Chavo with a kick and throw into the Corner. Back-BReaker by Chavo as he Taunts by using one hand. More Kicks to Jacky. Punches in the Corner. CHavo with an Irish whip into the corner, as Jacky headscissors Chavo into the post, as Jacky kicks Chavo. Punch Punch, and Jacky gets a sleeper hold. Chavo backs Jacky into the Corner, as Jacky kicks Chavo some more. Cover. 1-2- Kick out. Chavo Classic hops up as Jacky Dropkicks him out off the Apron. Chavo comes with a ROARING Clothesline. Jacky with a LOW-BLOW as the Ref is with Chavo Classic. 1-2- KICK-OUT!

Chavo Clasic Un-ties Chavo Jr.'s arm while he's on the Outside. Chavo clothesline Chavo While Chavo Classic Distracts. Chavo with a Hotshot, while the Ref tellings him to put the ref down. GORY BOMB as Chavo Classic Grabs a Chair. Chavo with a Cover. 1-2-3. THANK GOD!

Winner: Chavo Guerrero Jr.

* ,, Mainly for Chavo Winning it again.

LC fast approaches post number 4000
Congrats!

Chavo grabs a mic and says that now that since he is the Crusierweight Champion again, no one can ever laugh at him again. Chavo Sr. Kicks Jacky as revenge for her pulling his pants down. :rofl:

lol did you see the guy in the front row with the NWA title replica

Interesting stuff :y:

But that sword still reminded me of Thundercats though :-\

UP NEXT: US TITLE MATCH: John Cena (C) vs. Rene Dupree.

That's like Inuyasha if he loses the Tetsaiga. XD XD

Wow! This PPV is more than half way over.

RENE DUPREE Vs. JOHN CENA:

John Cena comes out in a James Worthy Jersey as Cole says he's a PROUD and FIGHTING Champion! XD :rofl: Real funny Cole. Cena has to make sure he's in LA. Cena tells the Crowd to say Ooga Booga Booga. Well, he said to make some noise. "The Crowd Chants for Cena."

Yeah, only three matches left, and 1 hour 40 minutes left.

Thank god

lol most likely :(

Oh No, The Jersey Giving Shtick. Like "Deez" Nuts.

Cole has a Hunch that Dupree's coming out. But it's ONLY a Hunch.

BAW GOWD IT WAS DURPEE!

Cena with a Lou Thez press :cool:

:) :D ;) :p :lol: :rofl: :drool: :naughty: :( :'( :o :$ :eek: :roll: :| :-\ :shifty: :wtf: :rant: :mad: :yes: :y: :?: :wave: :foc:

4000 BABY.

ORTON AND MORDECAI=GREATNESS

Lock-Up as Cena Punches Dupree as he runs out of the ring. Cena with a Lou-Thez Press. Irish whip into the Corner. He can't see Cena. SWANK~ Smack by Rene. Cena Reverses with some knees to the Gut. Back Body Drop. YOU ****ED UP! YOU ****ED UP! Cena can't clothesline Rene Over.

Can we pics of Mordecai's entrance, please??!?!

Yep. :)

Rene brings him back intro the ring. Drops an Elbow onto Cena. Jumping stomp to Cena's arm as he locks in a choke. Rene brings Cena into the corner. a Punch from Dupree, as come "USA" chants start. Kicks to Cena. Cena whips Dupree into a Corner who pulls a Flair/Michaels. Dupree ducks and brings the rope down when Cena attempts a clothesline charged. Cena's landing looked PAINFUL.

Only Cole would notce what's on Dupree's ass. :rofl:

OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO~!
THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!
GO GO GODZILLA!
WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO~!
THERE GOES TOKYO!
GO GO GODZILLA
WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Back-Breaker. 1-2 Kickout. Bearhug to Cena. Cole names all of the Countires, including Kakozimbobway.

LOL at the Austin look-alike in the 2nd Row :rofl:

FRENCH DANCE!!!

*MARKS OUT*