Kazara's LIVE Judgement Day Coverage

[Kazara]

I'll be Doing Match-By Match for the Event.

^_^;;

[FFD]

[PureHatred]

Way to take one for the team.

[Bad Company]

Originally Posted by PureHatred Way to take one for the team.

[Kazara]

HEAT MAIN EVENT: Funaki vs. Mark Jindrak

Teddy Long Introuces Mark Jindrak to a LOOOOOOOONG Intro. Funaki comes out, so eliminate him from being Mordecai's opponent. Jindrak asks Funaki to feel Mark's Abs, Funaki punches Mark to no feeling at all. Funaki asks him again. Kick and barrage of Punches to Jindrak. Jindrak no-sells and brings Funaki into the Ropes. Shoulders in the Corner. Stomps to Funaki. Suplex. 1-2- Kickout by Funaki. Sleeper applied to Funaki. Tazz is talking about how Eddie Guerreron is about to Emotionally Explode. Funaki is now gets up, Elbows to the mid-section, but Jindrak comes back. Jindrak with a dropkick. Funaki comes back with two punches. Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip into the Corner. Funaki ducks a Jindrak Corner Splash. Enziguri by Funaki. Bulldog by Funaki. 1-2- BIG KICKOUT. Funaki with punches Jindrak reverses a Funaki Irish whip, Jindrak jumps to the top rope and hits a Top Rope Clothesline. Jindrak hits the Mark of Excellence. 1-2-3. Tazz has the NERVE to call that a Urange.

Winner: Mark Jindrak.

[PureHatred]

"Mark of Excellence"? Is that what it's called? I always refer to it as a 'Drakbreaker.

Anyway, big Jindrak fan. Hope he gets a U.S. Title push soon.

[Fryza]

Funkai-son.

[OssMan]

Yeah Jindrak is my new favorite wrestler, it's annoying how the crowd hates him. In the Heat match they started chanting "you suck."

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Jindrak is a real good wrestler one of my faves.

[Corkscrewed]

Well, Jindrak is a monster heel. It'd stand that the crowd would chant "you suck" at him.

I wish he was actually on the PVV though.

[Mr. JL]

I remember when Jindrak made his RAW debut match against Jericho and the crowd automatically started a "BORING" and "THIS MATCH SUCKS CHANT". I also remember counting 7 dropkicks in one 5 minute match.

Mark Jindrak has not really impressed me much. Sean O'Haire should be there instead of him.

[Kazara]

The Pyros go off, There's a plus to Judgement Day, An AWESOME Set.

Rey Mysterio And RVD vs. The Dudley Boyz

Rey Mysterio comes out in white reebok shoes, and a 1/2 mask. There was MORE than that For the Lakers Game, and they had Jack Nicholson there, too.

RVD and Bubba Ray Start it off. Bubba Ray points at Rey Rey, While D-Von hits RVD from Behind. Elbow to the back of RVD's head. D-Von puts RVD's head in the Corner. Eye Rake as the R-V-D Chants Start. Tag out. Punches to RVD from Bubba. Bubba taunts Rob as he chokes him in the Robs. Bubba Argues with Nick Patrick. Spinning Heel kick by RVD, Dropkick by RVD, followed by a monkey flip. Backbody drop to D-Von. RVD with a Flipping Plancha onto Bubba Ray Dudley. Rey Mysterio with a Top Rope Cross Body to D-Von. The Dudleyz Recover on the Outside as RVD taunts to the Crowd. RVD and D-Von lock up. D-von punches RVD, followed by a kick as RVD comes back. Step-Over heel kick by RVD. Bubba grabs a RVD attempt at a Rolling Thunder. RVD ducks a Double team, and D-Von hits Bubba. RVD trys a Rolling THunder AGAIN, but Bubba pulls the ropes down. Bubba bounces RVD's head against the Table. Bubba and D-Von Double-Team RVD. Bubba now attacking RVD as the crowd is behind RVD. RVD with a feint low kick, Tag to Mysterio. Seated Senton. Mysterio with a Top-Rope Crossbody. Bubba takes Rey Rey down. Rey Mysterio with a Headsicissor. Rey goes for a 619 on Bubba Rey, but D-Von hits him from Behind. Rey for a West Coast Pop, but Bubba grabs Rey and powerbombs him into a Hot-Shot. D-Don with a Body Slam and then a Leg Drop. Sleeper Hold to Rey. Rey starts coming back, and Bounces off the rope, D-Von Ducks and Hits a Flying Elbow. 1-2 Kickout. Tag to Bubba Ray.

*TO BE CONTUNUED**

[big_bluto]

Just watching the match, and heard RVD's music halfway through the match!
Sounds like the sound guy is getting set-up.
Pointing to an RVD/Mysterio win?

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Just watching the match, and heard RVD's music halfway through the match! Sounds like the sound guy is getting set-up. Pointing to an RVD/Mysterio win?

Glad to see my powers of prophesy are still working fine......

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ RVD's music playing early. This is gonna be a disaster.

[Kazara]

Suplex to Bubba Ray, as D-Von comes in. D-Von Chokes Rey. Punches to Rey in the Corner. D-Von is POUNDING Rey. REY WITH A SWANK~ Springboard Bulldog. Both need a tag. I smell a Cliche' Hot Tag. RVD is bouncing like a Monkey. Referee Didn't see RVD but saw D-Von. Yeah, WHATEVER.

RVD- DU-D-D-D-DE YOU DIDN'T SEE THE TAG?! MAAAAAAAAN, Bummer.

Bubba Taunts Rey. SPINEBUSTER by Rey. 1-2 ONE OF A KIND! Someone in the Back botched the music, as RVD's music played for 2 seconds. I think we NOW know who wins. RVD comes to Rey's aid for him to kick out. Rey Mysterio's in a Tree of Woe.

Bubba Ray - HE'S A PINATA~!!

Rey Reverses the tree of Woe with a Koji Cutter. Mysterio with Moonsault to a Standing Bubba Ray! 1-2- Kickout. RVD FINALLY gets the tag a CLEANS HOUSE. Thrust Kick. Clothesline. Clothesline. ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLING THUNDER! on D-Von. 1-2- BUBBA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE! Rey comes back with Fire and gets Back-Body dropped WITH AUTHORITY. Possible WHASSUP?!?! Here on RVD, but Rey Drops RVD. Bronco Buster on Bubba Rey! Catapault Springboard Hurricanrana on Rey! HOLY SHIT! Bubba comes out. RVD WITH AN ENZIGURI! DROPKICK, DOUBLE-619! RVD GOES UP TOP AND HITS A 5-STAR-FROG SPLASH! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

**3/4 EXCELLENT Match to kick things off.

[Kazara]

Josh attempts to Interview Booker T, who's doing his rituals to get ready for the biggest match of his life. He says that he's Bigger than the "RVD'S" and "Rey Mysterio's" and tells Josh to get the hell out of here!

Yeah, there's MORE than one Rey Mysterio and RVD.

going to pin this topic too.

[Kazara]

Kurt Angle's music hits as Luther Rains comes out with a Big Monkey Cage.

Tony Chimel welcomes us Kurt Angle who's not to be seen. "Kurt Still Sucks" says a 7-Year old Rube. Professor X Rises out from his Monkey Cage. X has a mic in hand.

"Well Well Well"................

*Cheap Pop*

Los Angelus, The City of Angels..........Kurt doesn't see any Angels, but phonies on Cell Phones, Lazy Incometant Dreamers, And an Overrated Basketball team (Gosh, he's RIGHT!) He sees that Kobe won't be on Team USA, and he sees Fans and Supporters of Eddie Guerrero, which gets a large pop, and an "Eddie" Chant. Eddie wonders if Eddie didn't cheat at Wrestlemania, if HE'D be defending at Judgement Day, instead of in that Wheelchair, never to Wrestle again. Kurt Angle wants the fans to Riot once JBL wins the title. Kurt hopes LA gets a BIG Earthquake. My bet is, that he saw, "10.5". Kurt Angle addresses Whorrie Wilson, the man who put him in the Wheelchair. Kurt ORDERS her to come out.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO... he actually alluded to that disaster of a miniseries!

[Kazara]

A VERY Scared Torrie Wilson comes out. Expect some BAD Acting here. An ANGRY Angle tells them to cut the music. Angle tells Torrie that he paid the price for Torrie's mess. Angle says since she's responsible for the end of HIS career, he wants HER Responsible for the end of HER Career. If Whorrie Loses, She's Fired. YAY! Errrrr I mean Dawn Marie comes out.

Lock-Up Here, as Dawn pushes Torrie here. ANOTHER lock-up into the Corner, Hair-Pull. Torrie pulls a Big Show and LAUNCHES Dawn Marie across the Ring with a push. Push, Kick, Neckbreaker, and a Dropkick to Dawn Marie. Torrie is "Stalking" Dawn Marie according to Micheal Cole. So she has ANOTHER Stalker. ^_^;; Dawn picks Torrie up into a Fireman's Carry Reversed into a Pin by Torrie. 1-2- Kickout. Clothesline, Clothesline, Nice Reversal by Torrie. Dawn Marie moves from a Torrie Wilson Cross-Body. Dawn with a kick, and a Toss to Torrie. Dawn with knees to Torrie's head against the ropes. "Torrie" Chants start up as Dawn Chokes Torrie. Dawn Drops the Big Forearm onto Torrie Wilson.

[Dragoneyes]

LOL woredrobe malfunction lol

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Dragoneyes LOL woredrobe malfunction lol

[Kazara]

Lil' Naitch COMMANDS Dawn to get back in the ring. Baseball Slide, and then a SWANK~ Legdrop to Torrie. Dawn rolls her back in.

1-2 Kickout

1-2 Kickout.

Dawn now applies a Sleeper on Torrie Wilson. She now gets back to her feet. Neckbreaker. 1-2 Kickout. Dawn reverses an Irish whip into the Corner. Torrie with a Kick to the Gut. Sunset Flip, 1-2- Kickout. Roll-up 1-2 She got the Tights. Dawn'WHOLE ASS Falls out. Torrie's a Cheater for grabbing the tights! ^_^;; 1-2- Kick-out

Roll-up 1-2-3! Torrie Wins!

Match Rating: Ass/10

Err,, *

[blake639raw]

Originally Posted by Kazara Dawn'WHOLE ASS Falls out.

PICS

[OssMan]

Originally Posted by blake639raw PICS

[CBright7831]

Well...something has been added to this match.







And I still don't care.

[Kazara]

JBL Promo: JBL found a Country of JBL. He says he's in a Country of Eddie Guerrero's. He applauds those who wash his car, shine his boots, and sell food. The rest live by Lying, Cheating, Sand Stealing. *Cheasy Smile* JBL believes in no welfare, and that Criminals are Prosecuted. That's JBL's dream. It's Judgement Day for Eddie Guerrero. He WILL BE Victorius. *Cheesy Smile* He points at the Camera. Khck!

JBL: 2004.

[Kazara]

MORDECAI TIME, BABY!!

Originally Posted by Kazara MORDECAI TIME, BABY!!

HEAR ME, FEAR ME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fryza]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon HEAR ME, FEAR ME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ric Flair?

Originally Posted by Fryza Ric Flair?

NO that's Mordecai's quote, but I added the "WOOOOOOOOO" because he fk'n rocks

[Fryza]

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon NO that's Mordecai's quote, but I added the "WOOOOOOOOO" because he fk'n rocks

Yes, yes. I'm sure. I've heard your jive talk before, you can't FOOL ME.

[Kazara]

Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mordecai.

Out comes Scotty. And out comes Mordecai to an AWESOME Entrance, he looks like an Evil Alter Server.

He likes Like A Christopher Daniels-Like Charater.

Scotty Looks Scared.

[damn tekno]

Originally Posted by Kazara Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Mordecai. Out comes Scotty. And out comes Mordecai to an AWESOME Entrance, he looks like an Evil Alter Server. He likes Like A Christopher Daniels-Like Charater. Scotty Looks Scared.

Can we pics of Mordecai's entrance, please??!?!

[Kazara]

Mordecai prays in the Corner. Shades of Kurt Anglle last year in his match vs. Brock Lesnar on Smackdown.

IT'S KEVIN NASH! BAH GAWD!

[Dragoneyes]

thank you hehe

[Fryza]

She looks like Jazz in that third pic.

[Kazara]

Mordecai vs. Scotty To Hotty:

Lock-Up RIGHT into a Flapjack. Mordy sents Scotty SHOULDER-FIRST into the Corner. Innovative Choke to Scotty in the Corner. Knees to Scotty's head on the Apron.l Mordecai slides into the ring and sends Scotty into the Corner. INNOVATIVE Crucifix Choke onto the Ropes on Scotty. The Ref Breaks it up TWICE. Cole brings up an Interesting note on Scotty's Broken Neck (FINALLY!) Boot RIGHT to Scotty's head. Scotty coming back with a FLURRY of Punch but Mordecai Comes out. SUPERKICK by Scotty after a DUCK! BULLDOG! WORM? NO! BIG CLOTHESLINE by Morty. Mordecai looking for the Razor's Edge, BAM! IT'S OVER! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER!

WOW, MORDECAI ****ING ROCKS.

** A Squash, but Mordecai is AWESOME.

Originally Posted by Kazara Mordecai vs. Scotty To Hotty: Lock-Up RIGHT into a Flapjack. Mordy sents Scotty SHOULDER-FIRST into the Corner. Innovative Choke to Scotty in the Corner. Knees to Scotty's head on the Apron.l Mordecai slides into the ring and sends Scotty into the Corner. INNOVATIVE Crucifix Choke onto the Ropes on Scotty. The Ref Breaks it up TWICE. Cole brings up an Interesting note on Scotty's Broken Neck (FINALLY!) Boot RIGHT to Scotty's head. Scotty coming back with a FLURRY of Punch but Mordecai Comes out. SUPERKICK by Scotty after a DUCK! BULLDOG! WORM? NO! BIG CLOTHESLINE by Morty. Mordecai looking for the Razor's Edge, BAM! IT'S OVER! 1-2-3 IT'S OVER! WOW, MORDECAI ****ING ROCKS. ** A Squash, but Mordecai is AWESOME.

Razor's Edge. FU** YEAH, SWEET.