WWE Condoms
 

Say the WWE came out with condoms, here are a few of the slogans

JR: "New WWE condoms, now in BBQ sauce flavor!"

The Rock: "It's a bag for your struddle."

"Finally, THE ROCK has come......"

and that's all he'll say because, well, he came.

Eric Bischoff: These new condoms are guaranteed to make you last around...3 MINUTES longer!

Undertaker: WWE condom...the only condom that can hold MY...BIG EVIL!!!

Paul Bearer: "ooh,yes today's condoms will make you REST IN PEACE"!

Mick Foley: "your gonna have a nice day" "bang bang"

Bret Hart: "The excelence of ejaculation protection"

Kane: " katie diged em"

HHH: The Game won't lay down for nobody, without a WWE ribbed for her pleasure codom. There just that damn good.

Goldberg: With WWE comdoms, you can go all night, WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!?

Cole: Hey inivite your Buddies over for your own royal rumble.

Teddy Long:I know they come in Colors. but Back the Mack, Buy yours in Black!

Mae Young: I think I have a few still up there.

Chyna: They even have them in X-pac size.

Hall: Say hello to my little friend!!!!

lol

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WWE Brand Condems: So you never have to worry about becoming involved in a Lita storyline again.

Tazz: There's a reason why I always say HERE COMES THE PAIN....try out WWE's new taboo, non-lubricated condom!

Nathan Jones: Botch sex like I botched that big boot, mate

Ever since the APA split, there has been new protection in town!

Tazz: There's a reason why I always say HERE COMES THE PAIN...Gonareaha (sp?)

Kane: Liiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaa

I was gonna put that to
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Vince: The is no chance in hell you will get pregnant!

Kane: Maaaaaaattttt

YOU SCREWED BRET!!!!

Flair: Make sure you let the ladies ride Space Mountain comfortably, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kurt Angle: I strive to have success everywhere that I can. With new Extra Lubed WWE condoms, you can have as great endurance in the bedroom as I do in the ring. Oh, It's true!

Big Show: WWE's new Mammoth condom is made for all of Vince's hosses, and now you can get them too. Chicks dig me cause I'm big all over.

WWE's new talking condom: Ooooooo Chaaavooo

(For the talking condoms)

Announcer: White mist!
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Kenzo Sazuki: kein fa bowhaki Mysterio yien Kenzo Sazuki!

Booker T: Can u dig it sucka WWE condoms for five times five times the pleasure

Hurricane: When this is on you wont have to worry about The Hurricane coming through.

Earl Hebner: I SCREWED BRET....with a WWE condom

Rosey: Yes, even Grimace can get STD's. So protect your S.H.I.T

Rico: My condoms are "Haas approved" :y:

ROFLMAO! Everyone I can rep is getting rep in this thread. :rofl:

There goes a possible Scenes from a Hat scene.

:rofl:
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Lita: WWE Brand Condoms introduces there new "Team Xtreme" pack for you... umm... whats my line? (trips over condom box she dropped while walking to the director)

LOL great thread.

Voice: Lita will now show you how to put on a condom.
Lita botches it and ends up in the middle of a 30 minute phone call

Udertaker: new lubed WWE condoms, if you're going for the last ride..ride in peace

They actually DID release WWE(F) condoms years ago... I cant find a pic of them, but I once saw them on EBay, dunno if they were offical... Anyway:

Jeff Hardy: "Protection... TO THE XTREME!"
... or...
"Smoke one of THESE!" (Also goes good for RVD)

Eugene: "Even retards like ME can use em!"

Dudley Boyz: "GET THE WOOD!"

Al Wilson: "Guarenteed NOT to give you a heart attack!"

Booker T: "Now can you suck that!?"

Vince McMahon: "GREAT for Cruiserweights, cause I dont want anymore midgets in my company!"

Brock Lesnar: "The next BIG thing!"

JR: "BAHGAWD CUMSHOT!"

:rofl:

Nash: WWE condoms guaranteed not to tear, I use one as a knee brace

lol Nash

Christian: With WWE Condoms, my "peeps" are guaranteed not to get you pregnant

jericho: With wwe condoms yours always guarenteed to come second

jericho: With wwe condoms you will be screwed out of your tittie shot

Vince: With wwe condoms you can screw anyone you like

eugine: HaHa with wwe condoms :$ you can stop your sex peepee from going in william regals tea.

JBL : wwe condoms enable even the worst person to become champion for a day

trish (even though its to easy) : wwe condoms - stratisfaction guareented

Cena: i dont need no condom fool, why, coz they cant see me

Hurricane: If you don't have WWE condoms then you better stay in the back!

Hurricane: "Stay in the back, there's a Hurricane cumming!"

rosey: with wwe condoms its even ok to take her up the S.H.I.T.T.E.R!

ric flair: all i'll say about wwe condoms is wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo

al snow: who wants head?

randy orten : wwe condoms = lesbo killer

Sean O'Haire: Escape from your cage!

Ric Flair: Just do it, for that elusive 17th attempt!

Lita: Use them, they made me preggers!

Christian: use WWE condoms so your seedy little bastards don't escape

Lita: use WWE condoms, then you'll never have to say "the baby might be yours"

Eugene: WWE Flavored Condoms, they even make great chewing gum

Macho Man: Put it on your Slim Jim, OOOO YEAH

Hardcore Holly: WWE Condoms even make me a good performer

Ric Flair: With WWE Condoms even I don't need viagra WOOOO!

Val Venis: Money shots for everyone, thanks to WWE Condoms.

WWE condomes...cuz we're fed up wioth Dudley's :shifty:

Ultimate Warrior: "WWE.... CONDOMS.... WILLTAKEYOUPLACESYOUHAVENEVERBEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sgt. Slaughter: "Your little soldier will always be "At Attention!" with WWE condoms!"

Test (too easy!): "Protect your Test-icles like I do! Use WWE condoms!"

Jonathan Coachman: "Turn your "Popcorn Fart" into The Big Black Wolf!"

Rene Dupree: "They are, as the FRANCH say, "Le Magnifique!"

Rob Conway: "WWE CONDOMS MY ASS!" *HHH advances on him* Rob: "Noooooooooo!!!!!"

Hardcore Holly: Use WWE condoms, and make her pay some dues

Benoit: When you use WWE condoms, she'll know YOU'RE FOR REAL!

Tyson Tomko: WWE condoms, the REAL problem solvers

Eugene: These balloons taste funny!

lol Eugene

And to give a money shot, Val Venis would have to be anti-WWE condom

LMAO :rofl:

:lol:

Chris Jericho: WWE Condoms where the Highlight of my Night............with Stephanie. (Next night no Jericho)

D-Von Dudley: These condoms increase my wood getting abilities in bed. Oh my brother, testify.

Spike Dudley (while wearing oversized condom on his head): Cover your Spike, like I get covered in 99% of my matches!

Mae Young: These condoms are really "handy" if you get what I mean. :shifty:

Stephanie McMahon: Putting out to the guys in the back used to be a chore, that is before I got lubricated WWE Condoms.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Use these for an unexplained "Mega-Push".

Mordecai: Use these! It doesn't even feeling like sinning.

Kane: I put these on my Big Red Machine, now Lita's pregnant! (Next week no Kane)

Rob Van Dam: You too can be "Mr. Thursday Night" with new WWE Condoms. But betcha can't get it harder than Rob-Van-Dam.

Triple H: I am the Game, but I only like to play with these.

Vince McMahon: For your Genetic Jackhammer, so your grapefruit juice doesn't leak and cause Lita to need a pregnancy angle. :shifty:

Rhyno: Change that "Y?" back into an "I!", because she won't be able to refuse the confidence that comes with new WWE Condoms.

Paul Heyman: I think I'm having a Goregasm! GORE! GORE! GORE!

A-Train: Put 'em on your Albert, but make sure you shave first! Ow!

Eugene Dinsmore: This is Triple H's new play toy he shwed me. On sale everywhere!

Jim Ross: BAHGAWDRATTLESNAKENOBBQSAUCETHEORDASITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: I'm the rubber stealing, penis protecting, Steff banging, backseat riding, chick stealing, very good (in bed) son of a gun. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The Rock: Put the condom on the strudel, and get the pie, and smell what the Rock's been cooking.

Jamie Noble: Great quality cock socks, no need to use you oil soaked tea towels anymore! Plus afterwards, if you're thirsty, save money on milk, boy!

Maven: Make it Tough Enough with WWE Condoms.

Al Snow: What does everybody want?
Crowd: Safe and un-repurcussional hetrosexual intercourse between a spouse or significant other!
Al Snow: Then use WWE Condoms on your Plow to stop the Snow Man Cometh!

or

Al Snow: What does everybody want?
Crowd: Head!
Al Snow: Well, now you too can join the JOB Squad with WWE Condoms!

Val Venis: The Big Valbowski is a lot like a rubix cube, the more you play with it the harder it gets. But there's nothing puzzling about new WWE Condoms. Now all my friends have Venis Enzy.

The Undertaker: Like my name suggests take 'em under the waist and be the big dog in the ring.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Become the "Ringmaster" and give her a Stunner for her time. Literally.

Rey Mysterio: Dial it up with WWE Condoms, and Junior won't be West Coast Popping everywhere anytime soon.

Paul London: My London Calling was only in the ring until I got new WWE Condoms. Now I'm laying down for a whole different kind of people.

Matt Hardy: Slap new WWE Condoms Version 1.0 so you don't get replaced by Version 2.0.

or

Matt Hardy: Mattsturbating is a thing of the past with new WWE Condoms, you'll always be busy jobbing.

Kanyon: Who Betta Than Kanyon? Nobody, with new WWE Condoms in my pocket.

Orlando Jordan: Work some Orlando Magic with your Black Ice.

Billy Gunn: I was always the "Ass Man" or "Mr. Ass" before WWE Condoms came along. Now I'm literally getting women to "Suck it!".

Hardcore Holly: I always enjoy working stiff, and with new WWE Condoms, my little Sparky Plugg is getting the big shot, hardcore. Product unpurchaseable to anyone who has not yet paid their dues with him/her.

Rico: It ain't a "Haas of Pain" anymore, because now WWE Condoms are lubricated!

Man those sucked. Everthing else here is hilarious, though. :lol: