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RAPTURE READY.
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WWE Condoms
Say the WWE came out with condoms, here are a few of the slogans
JR: "New WWE condoms, now in BBQ sauce flavor!" The Rock: "It's a bag for your struddle." "Finally, THE ROCK has come......" and that's all he'll say because, well, he came. Eric Bischoff: These new condoms are guaranteed to make you last around...3 MINUTES longer! Undertaker: WWE condom...the only condom that can hold MY...BIG EVIL!!! Paul Bearer: "ooh,yes today's condoms will make you REST IN PEACE"! Mick Foley: "your gonna have a nice day" "bang bang" Bret Hart: "The excelence of ejaculation protection" Kane: " katie diged em" HHH: The Game won't lay down for nobody, without a WWE ribbed for her pleasure codom. There just that damn good. Goldberg: With WWE comdoms, you can go all night, WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!? Cole: Hey inivite your Buddies over for your own royal rumble. Teddy Long:I know they come in Colors. but Back the Mack, Buy yours in Black! Mae Young: I think I have a few still up there. Chyna: They even have them in X-pac size. Hall: Say hello to my little friend!!!! ![]() ![]()
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Takes my pain away
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lol
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LOL
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The WWE condom. Hold Down sperm like Triple H does talent.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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WWE protection...Beats a chair shot to the nuts.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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WWE Brand Condems: So you never have to worry about becoming involved in a Lita storyline again.
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Just Some Guy
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Use WWE condoms - Cause AIDs is worse than a Bradshaw match
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RAPTURE READY.
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Tazz: There's a reason why I always say HERE COMES THE PAIN....try out WWE's new taboo, non-lubricated condom!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Say no to inbreeding--WWE condoms. Don't leave the trailer without 'em.
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RAPTURE READY.
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Nathan Jones: Botch sex like I botched that big boot, mate
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Ever since the APA split, there has been new protection in town!
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Spammy Certified
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Tazz: There's a reason why I always say HERE COMES THE PAIN...Gonareaha (sp?)
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RAPTURE READY.
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Kane: Liiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaa
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Spammy Certified
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Quote:
-------------- Vince: The is no chance in hell you will get pregnant! |
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RAPTURE READY.
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Kane: Maaaaaaattttt
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RAPTURE READY.
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YOU SCREWED BRET!!!!
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not gayo
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Flair: Make sure you let the ladies ride Space Mountain comfortably, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kurt Angle: I strive to have success everywhere that I can. With new Extra Lubed WWE condoms, you can have as great endurance in the bedroom as I do in the ring. Oh, It's true! Big Show: WWE's new Mammoth condom is made for all of Vince's hosses, and now you can get them too. Chicks dig me cause I'm big all over. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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WWE's new talking condom: Ooooooo Chaaavooo
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Spammy Certified
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(For the talking condoms)
Announcer: White mist! ------- Kenzo Sazuki: kein fa bowhaki Mysterio yien Kenzo Sazuki! |
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Booker T: Can u dig it sucka WWE condoms for five times five times the pleasure
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper - Atmosphere |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Hurricane: When this is on you wont have to worry about The Hurricane coming through.
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RAPTURE READY.
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Earl Hebner: I SCREWED BRET....with a WWE condom
Rosey: Yes, even Grimace can get STD's. So protect your S.H.I.T Rico: My condoms are "Haas approved" |
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ROFLMAO! Everyone I can rep is getting rep in this thread.
![]() There goes a possible Scenes from a Hat scene. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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![]() **************** Lita: WWE Brand Condoms introduces there new "Team Xtreme" pack for you... umm... whats my line? (trips over condom box she dropped while walking to the director) |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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LOL great thread.
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Spammy Certified
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Voice: Lita will now show you how to put on a condom.
Lita botches it and ends up in the middle of a 30 minute phone call |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Udertaker: new lubed WWE condoms, if you're going for the last ride..ride in peace
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He's Here
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They actually DID release WWE(F) condoms years ago... I cant find a pic of them, but I once saw them on EBay, dunno if they were offical... Anyway:
Jeff Hardy: "Protection... TO THE XTREME!" ... or... "Smoke one of THESE!" (Also goes good for RVD) Eugene: "Even retards like ME can use em!" Dudley Boyz: "GET THE WOOD!" Al Wilson: "Guarenteed NOT to give you a heart attack!" Booker T: "Now can you suck that!?" Vince McMahon: "GREAT for Cruiserweights, cause I dont want anymore midgets in my company!" Brock Lesnar: "The next BIG thing!" JR: "BAHGAWD CUMSHOT!" |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Nash: WWE condoms guaranteed not to tear, I use one as a knee brace
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RAPTURE READY.
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lol Nash
Christian: With WWE Condoms, my "peeps" are guaranteed not to get you pregnant |
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jericho: With wwe condoms yours always guarenteed to come second
jericho: With wwe condoms you will be screwed out of your tittie shot Vince: With wwe condoms you can screw anyone you like eugine: HaHa with wwe condoms you can stop your sex peepee from going in william regals tea.JBL : wwe condoms enable even the worst person to become champion for a day trish (even though its to easy) : wwe condoms - stratisfaction guareented Cena: i dont need no condom fool, why, coz they cant see me |
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Spammy Certified
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Hurricane: If you don't have WWE condoms then you better stay in the back!
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He's Here
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Hurricane: "Stay in the back, there's a Hurricane cumming!"
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rosey: with wwe condoms its even ok to take her up the S.H.I.T.T.E.R!
ric flair: all i'll say about wwe condoms is wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo al snow: who wants head? randy orten : wwe condoms = lesbo killer |
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Guest
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Sean O'Haire: Escape from your cage!
Ric Flair: Just do it, for that elusive 17th attempt! Lita: Use them, they made me preggers! |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Christian: use WWE condoms so your seedy little bastards don't escape
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Lita: use WWE condoms, then you'll never have to say "the baby might be yours"
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Eugene: WWE Flavored Condoms, they even make great chewing gum
Macho Man: Put it on your Slim Jim, OOOO YEAH Hardcore Holly: WWE Condoms even make me a good performer Ric Flair: With WWE Condoms even I don't need viagra WOOOO! |
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