Jillian and Eugene told to kayfabe it up
 

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Due to his character, WWE has told Eugene to stay in character and act that way 24 hours a day if any people are around. Jillian Hall has also been asked to wear a band-aid on her face in public, when not wearing any makeup.

I'm fairly sure this has been posted, could be wrong though :-\

WTF??? If I was them I'd be demanding more money. Especially Dinsmore. I don't see them telling the Undertaker to act dead everywhere he goes, or for Juvi to sell his car and go everywhere on a lawnmower.

Management: Ok we need you to stay in character Juvi, So we're gonna get you to travel to each event on a lawnmower, and cut peoples lawns along the way.

Juvi: :wtf: *gets naked and runs through a hotel*

Wait, so is Snitsky suppose to go around giving abortions?

Yes

and Vis has to ass rape random men on the street

Snit also has to be infactuated with woman's feet out in public as well.

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

Heidenriech also has to read lame poetry everywhere he goes

:lol: Can you imagine Heidenreich doing his walk down the street, or out of his house to get the newspaper.

Surely it'd be easier for them to just hit Dinsmore around the head with a pipe and give him permanent brain damage instead?

Apparently management stays in character 24/7 by being assholes all the time.

Do wrestlers still have to wear smart gear when arriving at shows (with the obvious exception of the Undertaker)?

I find myself doing it totally randomly

LMAO

Triple H: Okay, Mark, we've come to the conclusion that you must live your character. So you have two choices. Either you can take this gun from my hand and shoot yourself in the head or I can do it for you. I'm not a bad guy, it's up to you.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. Its obvious that thing on Jillian's face is fake. Why play it up?

Well when Hogan does it, you know he's not acting.

Does this mean Carlito has to spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool in real life?

Golly, I needed to have my ex meet Carlito then.

Flair: "Can IIIIIII haaaave.... WHOOOOOO!!!! ... two cheese burritos?"
Drive-Thru: "Anything else, sir?"
Flair: "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Drive-Thru: "That's going to be an extra charge, sir."

Lol. Made me think of one of my posts from while ago...

That cracked me up.

That would be hilarious. Wonder if they'll make him do it in LA now.

And why a bandaid? Why not a paper bag?

Looks like chavo really will legally change his name then.

LMAO I'm only laughing at how ridiculous this is. Like once he starts wrestling, will they have the Boogeyman walk around all day with his horns and make it rain? And will Kane just burn everything in sight and listen to emo, while crying about Lita?

WWE is so fucking stupid many times and this is one of those times.

MNM's "fixer." She's got a huge "blemish" on her face, which is blatantly fake.

...In case you haven't seen SD! (I know some can't).

Kane will appear out of nowhere.

Management: it was great working with you Al wilson.
*Gun shot*

They stole it from Star Trek when the big Show was on the set.

:lol:

:lol: :y:

It'd be pretty funny seeing MNM leaving there house to get the mail or something with the red carpet and photographers.

And draping towels out of their pants.

:lol:

Wait, does this mean Matt Hardy has to go around and sulk about Lita and talk shit about Edge everywhere he goes...:shifty:

(Two acne ridden teenage guys behind the McDonalds counter notice Nick Dinsmore walking in)

Acne Guy 1: Dude, it's Eugene!

Acne Guy 2: What? That retarded guy on wrestling? Where?

Acne Guy 1: Shut up, he's coming right now.... Hi, can I take your order?

Dinsmore: Uhh... shit...
(gets into character)
could I haff two cheeseburgers and friiies?

(The two guys stare at him for a minute)

Acne Guy 2: Dude, I thought you were just playing a character on TV.

Dinsmore: ....huuuuh?

Acne Guy 1: Just get his food.

(A few minutes later Nick has his food and leaves)

Dinsmore: (under his breath) Fuck, that was embarassing.

Acne Guy 1: Wow. I never knew.

Acne Guy 2: Yeah, I thought it was funny before, but I guess they were just using this retarded guy to their advantage. We should find a retard who's offended by this and sue Vince McMahon.

Acne Guy 1: Let me call my sister.

_________________________

(Two weeks later in Stamford, CT, Vince McMahon opens a letter to find a legal charge against him.)

Vince: Oh.... fuck.

I just don't want to see an ACTUAL Val Venis porn video. :eek:

He couldn't have a porno if he wanted one, he's Val Venis, the man with no penis. :shifty:

So does this mean HHH runs around hitting people with sledgehammers.

No, but he has been banned from most funeral homes.

:lol: nice WWKD

*Matt hardy talking to a friend*

Friend: Yeah man, i gotta go. Cya later

Matt: Screw you *insert friends name here* I'll see you in ROH

You must something something to something something Fox somethine.

:rofl:

Gonna go update Scenes from a Hat and steal this topic. :shifty:

Sucks for Dinsmore and Jillian tho.



But Nick could use this to his advantage. Ya know... cause all sorts of havoc and then say he was acting in kayfabe. He could make a mess in hotels all over and get away with it!

I guess you could consider this stupid but, a guy I bowl with worked with Snitzky and the guy truly does have a foot fetish. He used to go into work with catalouges and always have sick comments about feet. Useless fact and maybe known, but if not, there you go.

Boy howdy, do I feel bad for Paul Bearer right about now.

:shifty:

THAT WAS MY 420TH POST, LOLZ.

That 420 post should have been used on a Van Dam joke.

Why did Rob Van Dam cross the road?

He was fucked on Ket

He's under house arrest. When he needs to get anything, they tow around a block of cement.

Weed

Oh man, I HAVE to see Maria kayfabe it up in real life 24/7. That would rock. :D

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Why did the wrestler cross the road twice?

He wanted to turn heel.

You know double cross, ah hahaha

:shifty:

A double-cross? :lol:

LOL so Lita will have to be a slut in real life?...wait...

This explains why Hogan is Hogan, at least.


I think the guy worst off would be Viscera. I mean, basically, when he walks down the street, every so often, he'll have to tackle some random male to the ground, flip him onto his stomach, and repeatedly thrust on top of him.

And even if Vis enjoyed it... he'd still prolly face some legal trouble.

Then he'd go to jail where he can enjoy that thrusting until his hearts content. Its win win for Big Vis :shifty: