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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Jillian and Eugene told to kayfabe it up
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Due to his character, WWE has told Eugene to stay in character and act that way 24 hours a day if any people are around. Jillian Hall has also been asked to wear a band-aid on her face in public, when not wearing any makeup. THE OPTIMISTS! 'Seeing the light in bad booking' Current members: Dave Youell Alienoid06 Impact! The Optimist And our newest member: Helmsphere ![]() |
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R.I.P Tanner
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I'm fairly sure this has been posted, could be wrong though
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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WTF??? If I was them I'd be demanding more money. Especially Dinsmore. I don't see them telling the Undertaker to act dead everywhere he goes, or for Juvi to sell his car and go everywhere on a lawnmower.
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R.I.P Tanner
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Management: Ok we need you to stay in character Juvi, So we're gonna get you to travel to each event on a lawnmower, and cut peoples lawns along the way.
Juvi: *gets naked and runs through a hotel*
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Wait, so is Snitsky suppose to go around giving abortions?
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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and Vis has to ass rape random men on the street |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Snit also has to be infactuated with woman's feet out in public as well.
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devastationstudios.com
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Hahaha, that's hilarious.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Heidenriech also has to read lame poetry everywhere he goes
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R.I.P Tanner
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Can you imagine Heidenreich doing his walk down the street, or out of his house to get the newspaper.
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The Great Pink Hope
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Surely it'd be easier for them to just hit Dinsmore around the head with a pipe and give him permanent brain damage instead?
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Apparently management stays in character 24/7 by being assholes all the time.
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The Great Pink Hope
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Do wrestlers still have to wear smart gear when arriving at shows (with the obvious exception of the Undertaker)?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Penis Member
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LMAO
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He's Here
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Triple H: Okay, Mark, we've come to the conclusion that you must live your character. So you have two choices. Either you can take this gun from my hand and shoot yourself in the head or I can do it for you. I'm not a bad guy, it's up to you.
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The Great Pink Hope
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It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. Its obvious that thing on Jillian's face is fake. Why play it up?
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...IN HD!!!!
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Well when Hogan does it, you know he's not acting.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Does this mean Carlito has to spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool in real life?
Golly, I needed to have my ex meet Carlito then. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Flair: "Can IIIIIII haaaave.... WHOOOOOO!!!! ... two cheese burritos?"
Drive-Thru: "Anything else, sir?" Flair: "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Drive-Thru: "That's going to be an extra charge, sir." |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Lol. Made me think of one of my posts from while ago...
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Looks like chavo really will legally change his name then.
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EL MERO MERO!
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LMAO I'm only laughing at how ridiculous this is. Like once he starts wrestling, will they have the Boogeyman walk around all day with his horns and make it rain? And will Kane just burn everything in sight and listen to emo, while crying about Lita?
WWE is so fucking stupid many times and this is one of those times. |
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Who's this Jillian?
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...In case you haven't seen SD! (I know some can't). |
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Management: it was great working with you Al wilson.
*Gun shot* |
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It'd be pretty funny seeing MNM leaving there house to get the mail or something with the red carpet and photographers.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Wait, does this mean Matt Hardy has to go around and sulk about Lita and talk shit about Edge everywhere he goes...
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"Ask him!"
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(Two acne ridden teenage guys behind the McDonalds counter notice Nick Dinsmore walking in)
Acne Guy 1: Dude, it's Eugene! Acne Guy 2: What? That retarded guy on wrestling? Where? Acne Guy 1: Shut up, he's coming right now.... Hi, can I take your order? Dinsmore: Uhh... shit... (gets into character) could I haff two cheeseburgers and friiies? (The two guys stare at him for a minute) Acne Guy 2: Dude, I thought you were just playing a character on TV. Dinsmore: ....huuuuh? Acne Guy 1: Just get his food. (A few minutes later Nick has his food and leaves) Dinsmore: (under his breath) Fuck, that was embarassing. Acne Guy 1: Wow. I never knew. Acne Guy 2: Yeah, I thought it was funny before, but I guess they were just using this retarded guy to their advantage. We should find a retard who's offended by this and sue Vince McMahon. Acne Guy 1: Let me call my sister. _________________________ (Two weeks later in Stamford, CT, Vince McMahon opens a letter to find a legal charge against him.) Vince: Oh.... fuck. |
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