Mark Henry resigned for 3 years and other....
 

....things you wish won't be a news item one day!

Basically post what you hope will never be a legit news item in the wrestling world (other than deaths).

You son of a bitch. That scared the hell out of me.

Anyways

"Viscera set for main event push"

Holy shit...don't do that to me.

"Kurt Angle Fired"

Aliens take over the EARTH

Fuck when I read that I felt like I was going to vomit

Triple H to record 5 year title reign.

Vince McMahon suddenly retires, turns over full control of WWE to first ever simultaneous wrestler/promoter HHH

Yeah same. I should start handing out bans for titles like that. :mad:

:shifty: It's a joke!!!!!! :kiss: :love: :heart:

Would you rather me put "Masters to recieve WWE title match at WrestleMania"?

Thing is I know that won't happen for like a year or so...

I'd honestly rather see that than Henry getting re-signed.

Katie Vick to headline Mania

WWE buys TNA and ROH.

Funky Fly killed by mob of Finlay fans.

I wouldn't be too upset if Mark Henry resigned for 3 years. If he re-signed though, I think I'd probably cry myself to sleep.

Undertaker NOT really dead

"RVD to beat HHH clean"

"Steph sent packing in favor of Heyman"

Donald Trump signs with WWE

Al Wilson is new colour commentator

New reality show "The McMahon Clan and Paul" to hit the air next fall.

Al Wilson is dead, silly.

Kurt Angle tears quad in shower, blames Kevin Nash

"X-pac returns to wwe, brings in Luger, Credible, & Dawn Marie"

*shudders*

Trish Stratus Tells All - Being transgendered, his childhood, and more.

Smarks hired for WWE creative.

:shifty:

I guess I was the only one to read "resigned" as "to leave a position" rather than re-sign. :lol:

WWE Divas Sex tape discovered and avaliable for download right here

Jim Ross to return with the gimmick "King of the Hill" Hank Ross.
--Instead of talking about food, he will talking about propane and propane accessories.

Rey Mysterio set to win the Royal Rumble.

Oh wait...

Yes we certainly wouldn't want that to happen.

:shifty:

It's Chyna and Nicole Bass.

"Jr and King Live sex segment"

Nick Mondo quits Blockbuster and signs with Rogers Video for a full time position.

"Kurt Angle's Head can no longer be lifted without the use of a forklift"

"Kurt angles skin becomes scrotum-like"

*Shudders involuntarily*

The rest of us were smart enough to gather that it made no sense for him to leave his position for a specific period of time.

"Chris Sabin to job to Jeff Jarret in the only World title match he will ever recieve"

Jerks off er...uh vomits

Jeff Hardy set to wrestle in a 60 minute iron man match.

He'll finally show up in the last 8 minutes.

Don't even joke, man. There's too much chance of that happening. You know how many pornos Nicole Bass has been in?
Thanks to IMDB, I do. Six.

"Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman to buy TNA, reclaim WCW/ECW trademarks."





















Oh wait..... these are things that we DON'T want to see? Fuck. Um.....

"Vince & Linda retire, leave 100% control to Steph's unborn child"

Better.

NWO Invades TNA

NWO invades my grilled cheese sandwich.

lol

Eminem to face John Cena in rap battle.

Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young to release Lesbian Porn video.

'Jeff Jarrett becomes a record 17 time world heavyweight champion'(not sure how many times he's won it yet)

Mae Young poses for Playboy

That would probably improve the product.

Hulk Hogan to lead the WWE into 2006 and beyond.

WWE officially recognizes the NWA championship as one of it's own, declares Jeff Jarrett "Greatest NWA Champion since Ric Flair". TNA and WWE still seperate.