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RAW Captions [2/2/04]
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Mark got distracted when he noticed that he'd left three little pellets uneaten. No wonder he couldn't eat this stupid ghost! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Mark Henry hated Ric Flair soooooo much. Now he managed to convince Benoit that VICTORIA was making a monster, too! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg ORTON: Holy shit! I hit a grizzly with my car! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg FAN IN PENN STATE SHIRT: Dammit, Rico, stop clenching... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rico only had one shot. He had to grab Rene's flux capacitor kneepads and go back to before he got put in this hold. Now, where would he come up with 1.21 jigawatts? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg RENE: Hey! That branch has an ass! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy made a brutal heel turn when she removed Jackie's neck. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg EARL: Okay, if I'm a teapot, what are you? TRISH: A toaster? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Glen "Woman For A Head" Jacobs breaks out another new gimmick. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Ahhhh. A finely-crafted Canadian vase. Part of the HGA collection, if I'm not mistaken. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg KANE: Hah! Got your beard! BILL: NUH! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Glen "Mood Ring" Jacobs was obviously sad. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg MATT: You do realize the phrase "One, two, three, can you dig it" is in your song, right? BOOKER: *Sob* Yeah... They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Booker tries in vain to help Hardy from being the latest invisible crucifixion. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg ORTON: So, wait, Hunter used to carry YOUR bags? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg SPIKE: Who are you, and why did you eat Triple H? HHHUTT: Bo shuda! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg HHH (thinking): Hmm...Tiger Driver, Tigerbomb, Honor Roll...so many good moves I could do out of this...all of which would require me to exert energy. JR: BAH GAWD PEDIGREE! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Chris Benoit proves that "Sharpshooter" isn't just a move in his arsenal when he wings HHH from the rafters. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg AUSTIN: Brother Bill, have you heard the Good Word? BILL: Guwuh? AUSTIN: Um...just take my card. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Y2J & EARL: Oh, hey! A quarter! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg RIC: Hey, that's a nice Moonwalk! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg RANDY: Y'know, Shawn, I really enjoy all this time we're spending together... HBK: Dude, get your hand off my shoulder. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin and the ring do their impression of President Bush and a hedge. The referee is pretending to be an open beer. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg ORTON: Hunter, why? I thought I was your friend! HBK: You're fine. He hasn't nailed your feet yet. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg MICHAELS: What's the Evil Council's plan, Chris? CHRIS: It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad! MUSHUFASA: "Stars above." Was I right, or what? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg CHRIS: Say, Shawn...have you ever met Rhyno? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg HBK: Wait, he's not the guy who was wearing the "ECW Champion/WWE Jobber" t-shirt, is he? |
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I laughed at the HHHUT one ;)
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:lol: Oh Loopy you rule :love: I liked the Brother Bill one and the HHH one :D
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I loved these.
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Nice, but I was hoping to see the Benoit Booger.
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Benoit: Hey weren't you involved with Mae Young and the ha... Henry: time to die! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit: I close my eyes...only for a moment and the moment's gone Henry: Ah i'll tap! i'll tap! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you? Foley: ......... Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!! Foley: ......... Orton: TALK TO ME! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg That guy in the red shirt isn't looking at Jackie.... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg A split second later the ref nailed a huge spear on Dupree, one that put Goldberg to shame http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg I know women are self-conscious but during a match is no place for Stacy to ask everyone if she is fat http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy's new cannibal gimmick went over well http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Trish: what is that? Earl: Why that is Mercury the closest planet to the Sun, but why it is down near the ring I haven't the slighest.. HHH: I'm a guy you jackass! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Trish said she wanted to be elevated, HHH made it so http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Christian: I love you man! Jericho: You're still not getting my bud light http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane has more than happy to give Bill a breast exam... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Kane was more shocked than anyone when the Smurfs made their WWE debut http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt: Admit it! It was intentional! Booker: For the last time I'm not Janet Jackson! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Where will you be when your diahrea acts up? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: So has Hunter ever made you... Shawn: No, in fact he used to do it for me Orton: nnnnnnnnnooooooooo get out of here! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH: Oh Randy not now I'm in the middle of a match http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Legend has it if you stick your head between HHH's legs you see the future http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg HHH didn't have to show everyone what the board meetings looked like http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: Hi i'm from over the hill bald guys anonymous, i'm here to help you Goldberg: I don't need help, i'm popular as ever Austin: Denial is not river in Egypt my friend! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Earl forgot his soaps were on, and he wasn't recording them! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Ric: oops i crapped my pants Jericho: god not again http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Randy "nipple biter" Orton can escape any hold! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin: dammit! This isn't I-95 http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg As the huge axe came down from the rafters, Shawn pushed Randy out of the way, taking the full force of the blow. O'Haire's plan backfired! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg God smiles down upon Benoit, Shawn had to be a little jealous http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Benoit: Thanks, I know I will make a great World Champion http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg HBK: sucker... |
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Mark never really was good at ripping out hearts. Well...at least the aim factor. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Smile for the camera Chris. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg After giving the RKO to Foley in the parking lot, Orton suddenly felt like he stole a gimmick from Kanyon in WCW. The growing thought was made worse when he said "BANG!" in Foley's face and ran away. OR Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Here we see Rico and Jackie discussing on their game plan. The game? Oh, they were about to job to him, no worries. :shifty: http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rene: Well...this moved worked for Christian in that match against Booker and RVD a few weeks ago... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene: Whoa, that's a nice ass for a thirteen year old! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Stacy: JUDO CHOP-A! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Earl: You can't count... Trish: You can't call a match... Earl: What are you talking about? Trish: Don't think I haven't forgot about Montreal! Earl: I didn't expect you to know in the first place.. OR This team was devastating. Trish would distract them with her tits and Earl would call the bell saying they tapped. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Trying to avoid the camera, Earl hid behind Kane for safety. Front fans later reported Earl to be saying "Be the Kane, Be the Kane.." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg A closer inspection revealed a startling truth to Chris. Jericho: So you're the asshole who stole my goatee?! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Bill's attempt for a cruiser move failed, about as bad as Kane's attempt to carry Bill in a match. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Kane was more than shocked when he learned the regular lights had been changed to black lights, thanks to the prank team of Ric Flair and Rhyno. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg I bet Matt felt like a big man when he started picking on Booker Wee. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg The ref waits in the wings for his chance to Gore the first man who displays talent or charisma that makes Hunter look bad again. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: Gimme' your wallet, or I'll shoot you. Orton's new "Mental Challenged Legend Killer" gimmick wasn't that big of a hit. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Spike knew better than to ask Vince for a push. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Hunter: This makes number 87,987,576,23..... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: Listen...you can't cut a promo, you wrestle any good matches, and your gimmick sucks. So, I gave you this card I personally made with what you should do... Goldberg: All it says is "Walk Out.." Austin: Oh, it works wonders! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg As Flair made his way to his corner, Flair's stomach made it's way to the ring.. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Earl then saw some of his family sitting in the crowd, so he waved to him. Unfortunately, Jericho had no idea what was happening, and seeing Earl waving his hands and walking to the ropes while he was in a submission sent the Canadian into a paniced frenzy. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg All Randy said was "Politicians suck." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg The WWE Ring Clean Up Crew was good at taking out those who didn't do what Hunter said. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Orton: Wha' Happen'? (Rep (if I can) to those who get the reference.) http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Michaels didn't know what to do when the Halo appeared over Benoit's head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Shawn: You know what the best part is? Chris: What? Shawn: I didn't wash my hands coming out of the bathroom earlier.. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg And as Shawn and Chris shake hands, somewhere in the arena mopping the boiler room, mumbles a one Sean O'Haire saying "I can do that..." |
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Mark had always wanted to have wolverine for dinner. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Trying to eat a Wolverine. Another side effect of hunger. Have a Snickers. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: "Mick! What the heck are you doing??? We have an angle to do!!!" Mick: "Shhhhhhhh!!! I can hear the ocean! Soooo relaxing..." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Jackie: "Hasn't Trips been getting fa--" Rico: "Shh! Yeah... his gut's about this big now." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Unfortunately for Rico, Rene's years of inward hatred toward the Ultimate Warrior suddenly exploded at that very moment. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene was a little grossed out when Stacy asked him to help remove her tampon string. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Much to Vince's anger, Stacy and Jackie give away another WWE backstage secret by reenacting what happens in HHH's and HBK's lockerroom. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Trish: Oh yeah. A cleavage shot! Haven't had one of those for a while! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg You know Kane's psycho gimmick was down the shits when even WOMEN were more over than he was. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Jericho: *sniff sniff* Club sandwich with cheddar and Canadian bacon!" Christian: *gasp* "HOW'D YOU KNOW???" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Here, Kane proves that you can indeed have your Bill and eat it too. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg The debut of the Blue Man Group was yet another pathetic effort to dredge up sagging ratings. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt: "Dammit, Whoopi! Why'd you have to flash??" Booker: "That was Janet Jackson! And that joke's been done before!!" Matt: "Whatever. You're both ugly." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Suddenly, a rope flew down from the rafters and ensnared Hardy's wrist, lifting him up to the ceiling. Now RAW could have its own Sean O'Haire! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: "So you're telling me that pimple was THIS big! Wow. That WAS some pimple!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Spike paid dearly for his insolence by being absorbed into Triple H's crotch. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg As usual, Triple H no-sells even a bullet shot to the head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: "Take these elementary learning cards. They will teach you the system we call the alphabet, or what you call 'those squigglies that turns thems lines into words.'" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Flair may be well past his wrestling prime, but he could still do the most insane push-ups ever. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Jericho figured it'd been a while since he was last in the Triple H Position and decided to practice it again, lest he get rusty. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Shawn didn't exactly enjoy it, but someone had to breastfeed little Randy. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin and the ref recreate how they think the Kobe Bryant rape scene really went , with Austin as Kobe and the ref as that girl. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg In a HUGE swerve, HBK turns heel when he sets up Orton for the Invisible Crucifix. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Michaels: "Hey Chris! Even that heavenly halo above your head wont' prevent you from jobbing to Hunter. He is God, of course, you know." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Chris was a little wary in shaking Shawn's hand. Just what was that white milky stuff on it anyway? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Lets take a moment and read each person's mind. Benoit: "Excellent. With Michaels' friendship, there's no way Triple H can bury me!" Michaels: "Oh look! Another Canadian I can screw over with his own submission move!" |
Yay! Caption time! All jokes are considered original until proven stolen.
<img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/01.jpg> Chris: Oh come on Mark! Don’t feel bad! At least you’re better than The Big Show. Mark: -sniff- really? You mean that? Chris: No, at least The Big Show is almost worthy of his title. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg> Awesome work Chris! He was able to turn Mark Henry’s botched sidewalk slam into the crossface! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg> Randy: No! Mick! Don’t fall asleep! My promo’s aren’t that bad! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg> The flamboyant metrosexual wrestler and his trailer park trash girlfriend… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg> Rene was confused, but then realized that it must have been a technical difficulty with the titantron. “Powerslam, grunt, Spear, grunt, Jackhammer, grunt, Pin, grunt” <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg> Even God looked on as Stacy was about to do an apron dive shooting star press. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg> Maybe if Miss Jackie would keep her feet on the ground she would grow if Stacy just pulled. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg> Earl: Oh Trish! Did you have to break wind? Trish: But girls don’t fart! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg> Worst. Cross body Block. Ever <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg> Jericho: You may have the better nose, but I can be over as a face or a hell. Christian: Yeah! Well I’m more Canadian than you! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg> Botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch, botch… Oh, my bad, I need a caption for this… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg> Kane could only look up and pray to Cyan, the blue God, that he wouldn’t be totally buried during his feud with The Undertaker. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg> The double Spin-a-rooni went horribly wrong. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg> Matt Hardy held onto the helicopter to get out of the ring, and out of the losing streak. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg> Randy: Shoot that man in the ass! HBK: That’s my chest, stupid rookie. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg> Spike: Hey, if I poke you in the stomach will you laugh like the doughboy? HHH: You are cleaning O’Haire’s cage for that. |
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The ref was a little nervous at this round of limbo… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg> Triple H shows the world why he wasn’t selected for the WWE Originals with his rejected track “100 reasons why I’ll never lose this belt.” <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg> Steve: Gate sales didn’t reach out quota, so we need someone to sit in the front row. Goldberg: Aw man!! Do I have to? <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg> Earl: Yeah! That’s right Chris! Hang your head in shame! Chris: I know! I’m sorry for being involved with the WWE original track! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg> Mark Henry strikes back! After he eats Batista Ric’s new tag team partner was Max Mini! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg> HBK looked into the camera wondering if he should earn a little extra money by telling the world that no one knows he’s using suave instead of the more expensive salon style brand. Not even Randy knew the difference! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg> Steve: Now where is seat 4501… We need to fill the space… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg> HBK figures out why Randy’s promo sucks. Seems the promo button broken on the Ortonbot. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg> Chris Beniot stood proud in the ring knowing that one day he would be the world’s champion, knowing that one day he would be the best in the industry. Chris Beniot was indeed a contender. HBK: Poor bastard… Only reason the Undertaker is coming back is to dig the hole that Triple H will use to burry Beniot… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg> Tensions mounted as the next round of tumbwars started. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg> Beniot: Ah, let’s celebrate our mutual friendship! HBK: No Chris, we have to get out of the ring, now. Beniot: But why must we leave so soon? HBK: Too much talent in the Raw ring, Triple H is gonna be maaaaaad! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/01.jpg> Chris: Yes Mark, we have hosses on SmackDown, some bigger and less talented than you. Mark: Really!?!?! A hoss that is bigger and less talented than me? Chris: Well, not in one wrestler. |
Muahaha! Awesome captions, everyone. Jeez, not a bad one in the lot. Cork's gonna have a devil of a time picking out the good ones. :)
(And my votes for the Best of Cork: Mick Listening to the Ocean, Stacy's tampon string, Blue Men group, and FATTY FATTY FATTY.) |
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I'll rep any one who qoutes my last post and gives a review.
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Always 450, you are fu</>king funny, there wasn't a single caption of your I didn't laugh at, you have put all the other captioneers to shame this week. awesome. :y:
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Dazz has a weird sense of humor. I mean punctuation. :p
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I was proud of my "Have his Bill and eat it too" though. :( :D |
Dammit, the time I think I come out with a good set everyone has to upstage me. Good job everyone
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Orton's new motivational speaker gimmick was off to a bad start "c'mon...it worked for Paige!" |
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HHH: you kinda look like a baby...get in my belly! |
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DAM, you guys cleaned house. LMAO at everyone. And dam you Cork for beating me to the blueman group one. That's the first thing that came into my head when I saw these captions this morning. But you made me LMAO, so it's all good. :)
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Next up on WWE HMO...Throat surgery... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit: No, Mark, not HOMO, Health Maintanence Organization! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg With the Legend Killer gimmick gone to Hell, Orton begins his new "Drill Seargent" gimmick, in which he attempts to whip Foley into shape... Only to be overruled by a box of Krispy Kremes... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Rico: Stand back, citizen...This looks like a job for... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg PIGGYBACK LAD! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg The WWE, in attempts to raise global awareness, brought a starving third world child to the ring... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Only to enrage human rights activists by forcing her into an HLA angle for a sandwhich... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Kane's own version of the "Mile High Club." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Jericho (Reading): Triple H was here...What the....? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane: You know, I'm a method actor. Back when I was Isaac Yankem, I actually spent time preparing for my role by working as an assistant in a dental office. How do you prepare for your role as a blithering idot? Goldberg: Me...Like...Bradshaw... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg (Insert "Blue Man Group" Joke Here) OR Glenn Jacobs had heard of blue balls, but this was ridiculous. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt Hardy forces a Scalding hot W into Booker's eyes. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Matt has some very strange rituals for reaching the high notes of the "Star Spangled Banner." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: Wow...Hunter let you hold his belt? What was it like? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH was flattered that Spike noticed his new breast implants. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg HHH's unveils his new finisher, the "Clinton." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg You are getting sleepy...Sleepy...I am a credible champion... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin drew the short straw this week, and was forced to shove Goldberg's check into his sweaty tights, as per the stips of his new contract. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Hebner couldn't concentrate while HHH jeered from the outside... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Ric cried: being forced to stare at Earl Hebner's ass was worse than even his prostate problems. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg As Shawn recited Exodus, Orton promised to tap if he'd at least skip to the New Testament... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin's license had been revoked by a State Trooper, so this was the only place he was allowed to drive. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg From the files of the WWE HMO: Cavity search... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg HBK: You know, it doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out where your push is headed... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Chris: Yeah, I'll be wrestling Dark matches within a year. Good Luck, man... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Chris: Uhhhhh...Shawn, a handshake would have sufficed... |
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Things weren't looking so good for Steve when the police arrived to find him drunk, crashed into a pole, and with a lifeless body on the backseat. On a side note, later that night, there was reported a extravagant celebration at Loopydate's apartment. |
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This is why you obey the sign, "Don't feed the gorillas." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit locks in the Crippler Hoss-face. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton checks to see if Foley has wiped the snot off his cheek. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Rico: "Is that a penis I feel?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Ref is looking a little too hard at this, don't you think? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene tries to play it off like he's straight. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg The Fantasy X-2 girls break out into a feud! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg This is what happens when Divas try to take on Goro. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Guess the critics are right. This really is a male soap opera. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Hoss - It's what's for dinner. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg The UFO had returned to kidnap him and experiment with another gimmick... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg After being buried by HHH, Matt tried everything he could to keep Booker's face from fading out of reality. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Damn that Mark Henry! Took a huge rectangular bite out of my leg! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Triple H had his work cut out for him here. How could he bury a jobber? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Not having the heart to bury the already buried Dudley, Triple H just taunts Spike by pulling his jersey over his head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Triple H: SEE?! IT REALLY *DOES* COME OFF! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg "No Bill. My shirt isn't calling you a "Cock-ear." Calm down big boy!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Ric Flair becomes senile and confused, as turning over does not reverse the Figure-4. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg JR: "BAH GAWD, BATISTA IS LITERALLY A MAN WITH NO ARMS IN A TAG TEAM CONTEST!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Michaels apparently took Triple H's advice and decided against selling to Orton's headlock. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Another victim of the Texas Lawnmower Massacre. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Orton: "What? I don't see it." Michaels: "It's there, just keep looking." (Frantically taping a "Bury Me" sign to Orton's back) http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Benoit - The Toothless Angel. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Benoit: Let's be friends. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Michaels: You know what I want, Benoit. |
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You have to execute a caption correctly to make it good, though. It can't just be a good idea. ;) :p
That said, I think Rock Bottom's captions this week are a great improvement over his previous ones, which were sort of average. Looks like everyone's been revved up by RAW's recent excellence. |
I don't do these too often but I'm free right now and these look like a good set :$
PLEASE DON'T EXCLUDE ME CAPTION REGULARS :'( *Ahem* http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/01.jpg As Mark insisted, it was all the director's fault he looked fat on TV. If he would just switch to the angle on the Titantron, everyone would think Benoit's ass was as wide as his! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg The Undertaker cloning experiment was going well, although a security breach allowed one to get front row seats. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Happily retired and with a flourishing writing career, Mick was doing ok. Until Randy started talking. "Hey don't forget you need to put me over soon. Mick? Mick? Miiick? Mick?...Mick? Oh, you're thinking it was a mistake to come back again aren't you? Mick? Mick? Mick? Miiiick?" (yeah it's more or less a Simpsons reference rep for anyone who spots it) http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg The boys backstage had christened them Suck & Blow. So Jackie got to practising her sucking. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rene Dupree, amateur dentist. Free checkup with every rest hold! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Nothing beats high tensile ring ropes for getting rid of irritating piles. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg And lo, HHH did proclaim unto the masses: "Finish Her!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg The poor WWE logo was forced to cover up what Earl was REALLY thinking about. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Kane didn't quite have the mechanics of 'Rock-a-bye baby' down yet http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Next, on Spike TV: Nose Wars! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Goldberg took an early lead in the finals of the 'Pull my finger' tournament. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Pepsi: The choice of a dentist/retard/psycho generation http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Matt got stuck with conditioning Booker's hair this week. It wouldn't be so bad if he would just SIT STILL! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Matt had had enough and brandished the razor. Booker could take a crew cut and like it. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg "So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH appreciated Spike's 'Yes, I am a jobber' badge. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg An alarm sounded to indicate HHH had now officially had more men between his legs than Christina Aguilera, Tara Reid and Carmen Electra combined. It almost brought a tear to his eye. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg The 'Manwhore of the Universe' title was not something to be taken lightly. HHH rightly took pride in his accomplishments. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg "Bill, I don't mean to worry you, but you're displaying symptoms of Hoganitis. Here's the number of a good doctor, tell 'em I sent you. Wait, sorry, that's my local AA number." http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Flair made sure to have his prostate checked at least twice a year. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg In return, he gave Jericho a foot massage. He wasn't prepared for the fact Jericho hadn't washed his feet in 3 weeks though. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Orton unveiled a new counter, the Bicep Tweezer. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg Austin started to weep as he realised it WASN'T a dream... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Shawn Michaels, arch tickler supreme, struck again. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Shawn couldn't help but think Chris had grown since last time he'd seen him... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Michaels' ever-reliable Depush Handshake reduced Benoit to his normal size. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Shawn wasn't satisfied though. He wouldn't let go until he was at *least* 3 inches taller. |
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Fun with Stupid Noob's C(r)aptions
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LOL at you quoting his entire post. :p
Mr Monday Morning, great job. I had some high expectations when you showed up, because you always seem to pull off some great ones during the rare occassions when you do make captions (and he's been doing it longer than me, technically, folks). Some hilarious ones towards the end. The whole second half was really strong. Vastardikai, you've grown, my friend. :wave: The archive this week is gonna be a bit large. |
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Henry: Me wuv you http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg Benoit took the guess who game to a new extreme. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: Hush little baby don't say a word.... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg I swear the security guy looks like a bear or something. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg Rico: NO NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE TEABAGGED BY FRENCH MAGIC! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Jackie: I'm on TV! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Jackie looks like the white female version of George Clinton http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/08.jpg Hebner: Does this shirt make me look fat? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg Trish: Redbull...it gives you wings! http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Christian: I remember when I had long hair. Jericho: I remember when I had facial hair. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane: Tickle tickle http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Ladies and gentlemen....the fourth member of the Blue Man Group. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg Booker: Boy what are you doin? Matt: Pretty hair pretty hair..... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Matt was in serious pain when Booker pulled out a hair from under his arm. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Shawn: So after you kill a legend, what do you... Orton: BANG BANG http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg HHH: Oh how cute, a low mid-card is here. Steph, come look at it, it's just so cute. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Cameraman: I give up. HHH: Get it, we're a chair. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg *Hunter looks at a sign in the crowd* HHH: Job.....I don't get it http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Austin: Here's the name of my doctor, he can help you with that little mold problem. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Flair: My precious. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Hebner just had to be in the shot... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Shawn just had to pose for the cameras again. Damn showboat. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/23.jpg And here, Austin shows us the new line of hunting wear complete with a catch and a mode of transportation. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Who betta than Kanyon...I mean Orton. :shifty: http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg Shawn looks at Chris and wonders why he didn't get a halo before. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Shawn: What is that on your teeth? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Shawn: Oh...forgot...that's your missing tooth. |
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The evil beast sent by the master of the glass ceiling quickly came down to take out the man who could tear the kingdom down. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/02.jpg As our hero locks in the crossface, the monster tries to tickle his scrotum, even a mighty warrior like Benoit can't hide his pleasure. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg Orton: Mick get up! I had no idea if I touched Hunter I would absorb his hold down aura...oh God no. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/04.jpg Jackie: Wow...I thought Chris Farley was dead, and what the hell is he doing here? Rico: Shhhh! That's not Farley it's Master Hunter http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/05.jpg The ref warned Rico not to look as Hunter took a bath in a tub by ringside, as Rico looks in agony Rene tries to turn his head but the force of HHH won't let that happen. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/06.jpg Rene looks on in confusion as Stacy tries on Undertaker's 1991 attire http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/07.jpg Shane warned Vince that his idea for Shannon Moore's "I feel like a woman" gimmick wouldn't go over well. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/09.jpg In an attempt to save his career, Kane tries to throw Trish into the glass ceiling hoping it will finally break. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/10.jpg Christian: You have a cute nose man Jericho: ...... http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/11.jpg Kane: Hehe, you have a soft beard Goldberg: Get away from me you freak http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/12.jpg Kane looks in horror as The Blue Meanie returns to team with Triple H as the Nature Disasters 2 http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/13.jpg In an attempt to risk his own life to save the world...Booker T tries to tackle the glass ceiling, but failing as his lands back down...a heroic Matt Hardy comes to his aid and tries to holds his broken collarbones in place. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/14.jpg Hardy tries to help Booker up but his hand gets blown off in the process by a bazooka held by the henchman from the glass kingdom diguised as a cameraman. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg Orton: So let me get this straight...if I touch your nipple I would then get the power to even hold HHH down? HBK: Yes. Now do it already. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg Spike: Hi...I came to job today. HHH: (In Fat Albert voice) Hey Hey Hey http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/17.jpg Spike and HHH: OK so we made a lower-case h. Ref: You were supposed to be turned so it's looking like an h to the camera not me, you jackasses. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/18.jpg Triple H removes the title from his waist and screams at the fans that this is the last time you'll see it off. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/19.jpg Goldberg: Hey Austin..what's this? Austin: Just a little something I thought I'd give to you, it's the address of this old guy named Jake Roberts, he'll do wonders for your career Goldberg: Wait...isn't that the same guy I beat during my heel stint in WCW? Austin: No, that was Jim Dugan you idiot. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/20.jpg Y2J: Wow Flair...so that's how it looks once you reach 50? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg Flair screams in horror as a slain Jericho lay on the mat while that dirty Hebner tries to get away. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/22.jpg Orton: So now you're telling me that if I suck your nipple Stephanie will fall in love with me? Shawn: Yes Randy. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/24.jpg Orton: Wait a minute Shawn, there's Steph and she isn't showing any interest whatsoever in me, I did what you wanted and it hasn't happened yet Shawn: Shut up and drop em'...I'm not done yet. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/25.jpg God casts a halo over the head of Chris Benoit, declaring him the Hero of Time, the man who will break the glass ceiling with his mighty fist. http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/26.jpg Shawn: Sorry to burst your bubble Chris, but you won't break that ceiling unless.... Benoit: Unless what? http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/27.jpg Shawn: ..... you kissed me |
Okay, this story's just beggin' for a caption, except that the caption would only be funny if you imagined it.
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/21.jpg *mid-match, the two sit back and enjoy a quick conversation* Flair: "So I was in the parking lot when I saw Mark walk him. So I tells him, 'Mark! Quick! The lighting crew is out of lights and needs more. Grab that light pole over there and run it to them!' Well, he didn't know the light was anchored to a footer in the ground, so he strained and strained and ended up separating his shoulder! Now he's out four months!" Both: "Hahahahahahaa!!!" Chris: "That's a great one! You got him good! That Mark Henry... such a humorous fellow." Flair: "Yup. Bless that man. Strong as a bull he is... dumb as a cow though." *the two share another laugh before resuming the match* |
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