Lame joke.
 

I saw Norman Smiley walking down the street the other day.....

He smiled at me. :wtf: :shifty: :|

LO......no.

Tell me you didn't come up with that.

I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
I was shocked.

Now this thread is funny.

I saw John Cena walking down the street the other day...
He Cena me.

I saw Bobby Lashley walking down the street...

I ordered liver and onions.

OR...

I saw Mark Henry walking down the street...

I kicked him in the nuts.

The One. :love:

I saw Golddust walking down the street

It was during Mardis Gras, so he actually looked normal.

I don't have a grasp on this, apparrently...

I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell.

FTFY.

What did Paul London do to a customer in order to get fired from being a waiter?

Dropsault.

Why does Mark Calloway get paid under the table?

He's the Undertaker.

LOL at dropsault :$

Snitsky accidently bumped into me yesterday.


It wasn't his fault

I met Stone Cold the other day.

I was stunned.




What did Paul Burchill say to the mirror?

Hello.

Tripped.



Or you could have said something like "I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day. He said he was taking a trip this fall to go bury some personal demons."

Or something. :shifty:

So DX walks into a vacuum cleaner store...

the Miz has a job!













































wait... that isn't funny... unless you're a TNA mark... then it's hilarious.

What kind of ATV does Kevin Nash ride?

A Quad.

What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?

THIS IS AWESOME!

Xero wins. :rofl:

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

What is the Great Khali's favourite veggie

Khaliflower

I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday


He stabbed me with scissors

I almost fell of a cliff the other day, but I held onto Edge.

My gf had a botched boob job. Lita was the doctor.


Totally not funny

Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff walk into a bar...

I asked Ric Flair for an autograph......

He wanted $100 bucks for it.

Did you hear about how Sid Vicious did at the Laundromat?


Yeah, they had to fire him because he kept on trying to dry clothes with a squeegee.

I saw Foley walking down the street the other day...

He was eating a moonpie. I said, "Hey, I like moonpies too, we should hang out Mick."

He said "no."

i saw batista walkding down the street the other day

HE GAVE ME ABATISTA BOMBBBBBB

The Easter Bunny, Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Lita (who has just walked out of the health clinic STD free), are all walking towards a $5 dollar bill laying in the middle of the cross walk. Who would get the $5 bill?

The Tooth Fairy, because she can fly.

HOO RAH

did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearer

worst one yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had $20 and Lita was on the other side.

Samoa Joe walks into a bar.

The bar tapped-out

it was meant to be the worst
look how stupid it is

Look at your sucess.

Where did they keep Daniel before they fed him to the lions?

Christian Cage

Knock-Knock

Who's There

Knox and Knockers!

(Yeah that was bad even by my bad joke standards)

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Dumb bitch.

Dumb bitch who?

Dunno, but I'm sure she was in that segment with The Miz.

Knock Knock..

Who's there?

Vuck

Vuck who?

Fuck you too!

Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

He didn't. He made it halfway and then tore his quad :rofl:

Why isnt carlito cool?

Cuz I am! :rotfl:

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch"

How many McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to call the Mexican, another to throw him up the ladder.

What did thge bad guy said to the good guy?

Iv got ur number! 8()

what did the ghost say to john cena?

no bitch, you can't see me!

Wow.

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats a good one Felix122! :LOL:

I got a cheap laugh out of this, nice work.

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Why did Triple H cross the road?

Because he didn't want the chicken to get over.

Why did Heyman cross the road?

Because Vince told him to.

I ran into Carlito yesterday. I asked him what he thought of the weather and he said "Das hot!"







(No seriously it's really fucking hot here)

What did people say after Hugh Morris' latest stand up comedy gig?


"He's really....







... Not really funny at all."

LOL

How much is Undertaker's house worth?

Doesn't matter. He'll never sell.

Why did they fire the Ultimate Warrior from the pet shop?






Because he couldn't sell the pedigree.

Did you hear about the problems with gravitational pull from another planet?

X Pac just became the first person on Mars.

Why did Bret Hart's vineyard fold?

He was only using sour grapes.

Did you hear about the new Garfield movie?

Apparently Hulk Hogan is playing Garfield's stunt double.

What's black and blue and red all over?

John Cena after going into the 'hood.

What do you get when you break Joey's thermometer?

Mercury.

What did Tazz say when the window-repair truck pulled up to his house?

"Well, here comes the pane!"

Why is the WWE mad at Brock Lesnar?

Because the NFL wouldn't put up with the big baby's shit.

What did RVD say to the police officer?

"I work for WWE... No one else... Hehehehehehehe"



What did Sabu say to the police officer?

"......................... I'm not supposed to talk asshole."

Why isn't there anything in the African section of Vince's zoo?

Because Vince doesn't know what to do with rhinos.

Btw, totally off topic, but isn't it weird how no-one has brought up that Booker T is the first 100% Black WWE Champion?

Anyways...a joke...OH!

HHH and Stephanie are walking down the road while pushing there new born baby. Stephanie (whose arms were getting tired), turns to HHH and said
"would you give the baby a little push?"

HHH replies, "No, she's too small and doesn't know how to work."

If Flair flops in the middle of a forest and noone's around, does he still blade?


Why was Rowdy Roddy Piper hospitalized?

A friend heard he tried to kilt himself.


Why did Robby cross the road? (I'm ROBBY!)

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Why is the Ultimate Warrior against smoking?

Because he hates fags.

Why is the Ultimate Warrior the only conversative against hunting?

Because Deering doesn't make the world work.

:lol: Some of these are pretty hilarious. :y: :y:




You know Alejandro Armando Estrada was a good student, right? He always got straight A(AAAAAAAA)'s.

More of a cross medium joke (verbal to written). :shifty:

I heard Al Snow has a weird way of cooking cabbage.


He puts a lot of Pepper on his Head.

What did Perry Saturn say when he had an accident while having sex?

Moppy nis is broken. :(

You're welcome

What did the Great Khali say to the postman?

Gibberish

What's Daivari's favorite song in the world?

Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Khalifornication"

^ Ha :y: ha ^

Who is Mankinds best friend?

























Wait for it....























Dog.

Why coulden't Johnny Nitro get his jetpack to work?

He ran out of fuel.

Why did The Chain Gang disown Vermaat?

Because even they're not that retarded.