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Stupid pairings...
Like, you know, Orton+Snitsky--The Legend Killer and the Baby Killer.
Insert word play or bad jokes here. I'm fucking bored. Don't mind me. |
New Jack and John Cena
You know, the two real gangstas :shifty: |
SuperSlim + babies = ???
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Big Show and Little Bastard?
Although i think they did that in the Champion of Champions match.. ah.. |
Yoshihiro Asai and a certain Nissan car:
Altima Dragon. |
John Cena and the WWE title
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Jeff Hardy and CM Punk.
IT WOULD BE LIKE A WACKY SITCOM IF THEY LIVED TOGETHER! CM Punk: Hey! Jeff! Did you eat all the peanut butter?! Jeff: Rarfankarmta... *passes out* CM Punk: Oh, Jeff! *applause* |
Mark Henry and a wrestling ring
The Great Khali and my television screen |
A new stable. Theodore Long. Barry Wyndham. Dusty Rhodes.
A/K/A..... (wait for it).... The Long And Wynding Rhodes. |
Another new stable: Luke and Butch and The Ding Dongs join forces to form "The Dong Whackers".
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Ken Kennedy and Kane
THE KKK |
Edge and CM Punk - The Straight Edge and the Cutting Edge
Goldberg and Goldust John Cena and Mark Henry - "Less talent, more filling" Victoria and Little Bastard - "I'm cukoo for... Lucky Charms?" Eugene, Elix Skipper, JBL, Michelle McCool, Kane, Matt Striker, Maria - The New Gilligan's Island stable |
I don't have much, went to Movie Titles...
Kurt Angle and Rikishi tag team - American Booty Kevin Thorn on Piper's Pit - Interview with Vampire John Cena and Kane - Ce-na Evil Gregory Helms and Undertaker in a new gimmick match - A Snap-nare on Helm's Street Lashley, Shelton and Cryme Tyme in an up and comers stable- Black to the Future Carlito vs Los Boricuas - Buyrates of the Carribean Mark Henry vs Great Khali for the title - Silence of the Fans December 2 Dismember - The Nightmare Before Christmas |
Jesse James and Charlie Haas, aka The Road Haas.
Van Vader and Charlie Haas, aka The Round Haas. Big Bossman and Charlie Haas, aka Haas Arrest. Fuck, I could do this for days. Undertaker and Charlie Haas, Haas of the Dead. |
Really, I don't know why in the Hell Carlito and Paul Burchill hasn't at least been speculated over.
He's Caribbean Cool for God's sake. And Paul's a pirate...and...fuck me upward. |
Paul Burchill and Edge- Rated ARRRRR Superstars (yeah, I know that's been done, but I love it)
Triple H and Tommy Dreamer- Nose Job (Ditto) Undertaker and Mark Henry- Dead Weight "Cowboy" Bob Orton and Kane- Blazing Saddles Juventud Guerrera and Nathan Jones- Juice and Milk Rikishi and Bob Holly- Butt Plugg CM Punk and Jake "The Snake" Roberts- Pepsi and Coke Max Moon and Balls Mahoney- Space Balls Van Hammer and A-Train- Hair Metal Johnny Polo and Rob Van Dam- High Society Kurt Angle and Chris Kanyon- Brokeneck Mountain Terry Bollea and Trish Stratus- Hogan Knows Breasts Jim Duggan and Cryme Tyme- Cracksaw Scott Hall and Andrew Martin- Sobriety Test |
Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Matt Hardy- Cheese and Whine
Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Cade/Murdoch- Cheese and Crackers Zack Gowen and Shawn Stasiak- Lean Meat Kane and Jake Roberts- Coke Machine Simon Dean and Jake Roberts- Diet Coke Molly Holly and Jake Roberts- Cherry Coke John Cena and Jake Roberts- Vanilla Coke Albert and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy Train Zeus and Ultimate Warrior- The Gods Must Be Crazy Kane and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy as Hell Bob "Sparky Plugg" Holly and Ultimate Warrior- Drive me Crazy (OR: Crazy in Alabama) Trish Stratus and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy/Beautiful Ultimate Warrior and Great Khalli- Kill Crazy Bill Watts and Great Khalli- Kill Bill Big Vito and Great Khalli- Dress to Kill Jesse James and Great Khalli- Road Kill Mordecai and Great Khalli- Thou Shalt Not Kill Doink the Clown and Great Khalli- The Killing Joke Undertaker and Heidenreich- Dead Poet's Society |
bad pairings?
viscera and charlie haas? oh its been taken... Lita and Edge = homewreckers |
Okay, Nowhere Man wins.
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Red Rooster and Kelly Kelly- Cock Tease |
Charlie Haas and Visera
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Can't believe I forgot this one.
Chris Kanyon and Kane- Flaming Homo |
Nowhere Man wins hands down so far.
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Edge and Eugene - The Rated Durrrr Superstar
Delirious and Ultimate Warrior - #$*^($%&*%@(&$@(%&$@(&* Khali, Henry, Batista, Knox - The 4 Hossmen |
The Rock and The Boogeyman: Rock Around The Clock
The Rock and the Big Bossman: Jailhouse Rock Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor and Mordecai: Too Much Heaven Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor, Dude Love and Killer Kowalski: Too Much Love Will Kill You Bob Backlund, Hercules and The Warlord: A Whiter Shade Of Pale Kurt Angle, Mideon and Molly Holly: Eagle Eye Cherry Vince McMahon and ECW: How The Grinch Stole Christmas Big Show, Tugboat, Spiros Arion and Billy and Chuck: My Big Fat Greek Wedding Undertaker, Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson: Ghost Busters Paul Heyman and Texas Tornado: Gone With The Wind Viscera and Shawn Michaels: Passion Of The Christ The Rock, Kane and Big Show: The Rocky Horror Show Billy Gunn, Heavenly Bodies, Terry Taylor, Raven: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Triple H, Dink and Little Bastard: A Game Of Two Halves |
Stone Cold, The Warlord and Barbarian: Austin Powers
The Hardy Boyz and Cryme Tyme: Boyz n da Hood Road Warrior Animal and Charlie Haas: Animal Haas Goldust and Mideon: Goldeneye |
Val Venis and Edge: Rated-R Pornostar(I know, it sucks)
Big Show and JBL: Big and Rich Eugene and Kurt Angle: Special Olympics K-fed and John Cena: WWE's Most Hated Iron Sheik and Rob Van Dam: Dude, Where's My Crack? Sabu and Terry Funk: The Terry -unk Bros. Shawn Michaels and Scotty 2 Hotty: 2 Old 2 Be Sexy |
I like the Special Olympics one. :lol:
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One more, pretty stupid one:
Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Viscera, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Edge: We Three Kings of Orient R |
Eugene, Kane and Funaki: Special Fried Rice
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A few more:
Brother Love and Dude Love: I Love Hogan's Vocabulary Ted DiBiase and Jesse Venura: Million Dollar Body Fabulous Moolah and the Mountie: The Fabulous Jailbirds Van Hammer and Yokozuna: JAPANama Shawn Micheals and Ron Simmons: God Damn Christopher Daniels and IRS: Fallen Stock Rosey and Faith No More Guy: S.H.I.T. hits the fan. Rosey, Jamal, and Lance Storm: Three Minute Boring. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Shannon Moore: All American Rejects Shannon Moore and Bull Nakano: Identical Twins. The Godfather and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan: Pimps and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs! |
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Ted DiBiase, Jesse Ventura, Nikolai Volkoff and Bobby Heenan: Million Dollar Body, Ten Cent Brain |
Sting and 2 Cold Scorpio: (Oh, nevermind...)
Big Dick Dudley and Big Dick Johnson: Carwreck |
Dallas Page & Kevin Nash and Kanyon: Inside Out
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Honkytonk Man and Virgil: Audioslave
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Adam Bomb and Battle Kat: Atomic Kitten
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Brutus Beefcake and The Four Horsemen: Barbershop Quartet
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CP Munk, Al Snow, and Vince McMahon: Al, Vin, and the Chipmunks?
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The Hurricane and Shaniqua: The Green Miles
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Tatanka and Dick Murdoch: Indian Outlaw
Jack Evans and Billy Gunn: Jackass Dick Slater and the Wall: Another Dick in the Wall Johnny B Badd and the Genius: Badd Idea Ron Simmons, Rosey, and Al Snow: Damn S.H.I.T Head. Edge and X-Pac: Rated X Old school one: Tatanka, the Mountie, Captain Mike Rotunda, "Real Man's Man" Steve Regal, Bradshaw, and Rob Conway: The Villiage People. |
Jake the Snake Roberts and Vince McMahon--The Kiss My Asp Club.
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Dr. Isaac Yankem and Kanyon: Tooth Fairy
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Big Show and Iron Sheik: Heavy Metal
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HBK and Val Venis...
...Oh, I'm not touching that one. |
Mean Street Posse and Phantasio: Street Magic
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Crash Holly, Test, and Eugene w/Maria: The Crash Test Dummies.
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Kane and Grandmaster Sexay: Hot and Sexy(ungh....)
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Tom Pritchard and Jim Neidhart: Doctor Who
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Ummm...This one's kinda lame, but...
Angle+Michaels+Spike Dudley=Breakneck speed? |
Better than mine...
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Sparky Plugg and El Gigante: Speedy Gonzales
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Armando Alejandro Estrada and Daivari: What the hell did they say?
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HBK, Carlito, Vis: Brokeback Mountain (NM kinda got there first, but...)
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Undertaker+Goldust: Gold Diggers.
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X-Pac+Hardcore Holly: xXx
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Kerwin White and Balls Mahoney: Golf Balls
Los Boricuas and Katie Vick: Gang Rape Terry Taylor and Sable: Chicken Breasts California Brian Pillman and Rikishi: Beach Bums Aldo Montoya, Glacier and John Cena: Yellow Sub Marine |
Kinda lame but
DDP and Viscera: Happy Meal |
Kamala and Ted DiBiase: Bowling For Dollars
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Harley Race and The McMahons: Race Relations
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Okay, these are poor:
Mae Young and Shawn Micheals: Hand Of God Mae Young and Ric Flair: Mother Nature |
Heh, I could do this all night.
But I won't. |
CM Punk and Matt Hardy: Pepsi Twist...OF FATE?!
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Big Show and Ted DiBiase: Show Me The Money!
Papa Shango, Jerry Lawler and the Mamalukes: Voodoo King Mafia D'Lo Brown and Doink: Down with the Clown Terry Taylor, Mick Foley and Owen Hart: Chicken McNuggets |
Undertaker+Lance Storm: Dead Serious.
RVD+Lance Cade+Lance Storm: Poll smokers RVD+Bret Hart: Hits from the Bong. |
A-Train and Jake Roberts: Train Wreck
Brock Lesnar and Vince McMahon: Pain in the Ass Shawn Stasiak and King Kong Bundy: Planet of the Apes Zach Gowan and Lita: Foot Loose Kanyon and Mirko Cro Cop: Gay PRIDE Molly Holly and Ekmo & Kimo: The Virgin Islands Hulk Hogan and Juventud Guerrera: Orange Juice |
Carlito and Juvi: Apple Juice
Kanyon and Juvi: Fruit Juice Carlito and Little Bastard: Appletini Vince McMahon and Juvi: Grapefruit Juice Bret Hart and Vince McMahon: Get Over It |
A-Train and The Great Khalli- Fur is Murder
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Undertaker and Droz - Dead Man Not Walking
Kevin Federline and Lita - America's Most Hated and Most Dated |
Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart - The Strokes.
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Jesse James and Triple H--The New Age Inlaws.
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Kanyon and The Big Bossman: The Out Laws
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Big Show and Eric Bischoff: The Show-Offs
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Rob Van Dam and The Boogeyman: High Times
Bobby Heenan and Big Bossman: Beverley Hills Cop Big Bossman and Matt Striker: Police Academy Bob Holly and Val Venis: Hardcore Porn Billy & Chuck and 'The Real Double J' Jesse James: The Wedding Singers Killer Bees and Killer Kowalski: Buzz Killers Virgil and Sparky Plugg: Slave Drivers |
Bad News Brown and the crowd at ECW December to Dismember: News Papers
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T.L. Hopper and Hugh Morrus: Toilet Humour
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Cryme Tyme and Ted DiBiase: Hood Rich
The Harris Twins and Dutch Mantell: Double Dutch Goldberg and IRS: Jewish Stocktake Tatanka and Xanta Klaus: Indian Givers Colonel Mustafa and Mike Sanders (yeah, I know you already know....) 'The One' Billy Gunn, Mideon and Jake Roberts: The One Eyed Snakes |
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Because after years of playing a cowboy, a country and western guy, a degenerate and a guy who loved his own backside, 'The One' was kinda tame, no? And it wasn't really even a gimmick, it was just Billy Gunn being a lot blander than he used to be, with a silly nickname, a fascination with Chyna and a terrible Sleeper Slam finisher. That's why it flopped.
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Lanny Poffo and Dean Douglas: Poet-alls
Hillbilly Jim and Rock: Hillbilly Rock Trevor Murdoch and "Captain" Mike Rotunda: Redneck Yacht Club Undertaker's Druids and RVD: Superjoint Ritual Mideon, Tazz, and Shawn Micheals: EyeHATEGod Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Triple H: Board Game Glacier and Roderick Strong: Ice-Breaker Umaga and Sabu: Bull-Dozing off Double J and Jeff Hardy at the end of his first WWE Run: Ain't I Late? Three-Count, Syxx & the Mamalukes: Three-Syxx Mafia Sparky Plugg and Crash Holly: Car Crash Mrs. Benjamin, Jimmy Hart, and the Masked Assassins: Mama's Family Major Stash & Ricky Steamboat: Major Blood Harris Twins & Black Blood: Crimson Twins Monty Brown & Itallion Stallion: Seren-Spaghetti Mr. Perfect & Handsome Stranger: Perfect Strangers Christian & Rick Martel: That's How I Roll Model. |
Doink and Christian: Borne Again Christian
Lame, I know... |
Brother Love, Edge and Lita: Love Affair
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Jesse Ventura and Bastion Booger: Body Odour (or Odor, for my American cousins)
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Rocky Maivia+GTV+Val Venis: Caught between a Rock and a Hard Place.
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Jake Roberts and Sparky Plugg: Drink Driving
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A-Train, Well Dunn and Dan Rodimer: A Dunn Deal
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The Undertaker and Taka Michinoku : EVIL Dead
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Gobbledy Gooker and Jimmy Wang Yang - Gobbledy Gooks
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Am I a bad person for making that joke?
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Maybe.
Yes, yes you are. |
And it doesn't even make sense. Jimmy Wang Yang is a southern boy. Everybody knows that.
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The Undertaker, Big Show, Raven, and Billy Kidman: South Park
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Billy Gunn and Katie Vick: Ass Rape
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Al Snow, Idol Stevens, Doug Basham, Sylvan
AKA A.I.D.S. |
Kane, Goldust, and Batista - The KGB
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Goldust and Diamond Dallas Page: Shiny Happy People
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