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Kennedy: ... And then the beavers stole my pants... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Pardon me, good sir, you dropped your spleen! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg Finlay makes the Boogeyman eat a different kind of worm. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg JR: BAHGAWDPOWERBOMB ON THE TOUPEE!! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista gears up to make Mr. Kennedy humble, old country way. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy unleashes the "write on your opponent" attack. |
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http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/9.jpg "Oh no! I'm out of webbing!" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg "I've had enough of this hazing. Whoever stole my pants, get down here now! " http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg "Now will you switch your Insurance to Geico?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref: Okay, settle down. Batista, you are not the Rock. Kennedy, you will need to shave your head, get a DUI, and push your wife down a flight of stairs before you'll be even close to Austin. Now sit down or I'm turning this ring around! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg Batista doesn't taste like chicken. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg Finlay's new submission, the "Submit and Molest," or S&M. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg "Who brought the Tribble?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Batista may have retained the title, but he lost his testicles by DQ. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg "Buy WWE stock? What kind of idiot do you think I am?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg "Think happy thoughts, Ken..." http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy: Whoop. Stray hair. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg "I am not a crook." http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/23.jpg Daivari, not happy just to be the first man to give birth, becomes the first man to give birth standing up. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg Undertaker's new "Thumbsucker" gimmick was off to a good start. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/21.jpg Moves Lita tought me #2: the Chokeslam. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg "Hoo...Rah?" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg Undertaker: Dance, my puppet... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/15.jpg The Miz wins over the smarks by nailing an impressive huricanrana into the announce table. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg "Find the L...Find the L...THIS ONE'S LEFT!" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/13.jpg Fonzy learned never to hang out with RVD before a match. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/12.jpg "So why'd you call your finisher the "circle jerk?" " |
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For the return of the SD captions, Matt Hardy decided to put on his best 'Tarzan leap' pose. Unbeknownst to Matt, 5 years ago he did the exact same thing. Except back then, his girlfriend hadn't fucked Edge. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg I'm telling you right here, right now. I AM NOT THE THIRD HOLLY BROTHER............brother. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Vince, i had my two front teeth pulled out for you. For this! For this gimmick! You've injured me. How can I even eat the worms as you ask without my front teeth. I hate you. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg Patrick - Guys, there's no point in really putting on any form of an act. No-ones watching. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref - Now, Dave - I can just about feel what you had to lunch. Rey Mysterio I think. Ken, you had burritos. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg The referee realised that they didn't call him the 'Animal' for nothing, as Dancing Dave let rip with one of the foulest smelling eminations in the history of Smackdown. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg As the ref tried to kill the worms investing the ring, Boogen was happily receiving the fine breast milks of Finlay. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg Boogen shocked everyone by coughing a furball into the path of his new finisher. The Pussy Plunge was to take the WWE by storm. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Dave Batista was sure his penis was that long this morning. Before the latest round of injections that enabled him to 'train longer'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL was stumped at 5 across. 'A waste of space and TV time that nobody watches - 3 letters.' He asked of Michael Cole. 'ECW', said Cole with a raised brow, realising that the truth about his feelings for his co-commentator would not be outed on this occasion. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Batista called Krystal Kane and requested the 'Orbital Interceptor' weapons system. As the beam from Skyvault descended, Batista was man and machine - POWER EXTREME! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Kennedy - 'Leave me alone, you're mean!' Batista - 'Give me a hug Ken, all this manliness is advancing my need for affection' Kennedy - 'No, leave me alone, you hurt me.' http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Daivari chuckled to himself - 'I wonder where Muhammed Hussan is these days?', while picturing him rotting in a prison somewhere. Before the thought was even over, a shout from the audience of 'Alleh Akhbar' followed by several explosions and calls of 'Daivari killed my push!' had answered the question definitively. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/23.jpg Daivari, moments earlier, prepared in the ring. 'This is my big chance', he told himself. 'I must perform on the highest level'. His will however, was shattered when he realised that he was participating in a match against Sugar Greg Helms. 'Shit', he shouted aloud. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg The new SD segment - 'The Deadman's exposé' started off terribly. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/20.jpg As the boo's and jeers increased, Undertaker replaced his clothes before announcing, 'You ain't seeing none of this tonight boys!' http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg Miz, host of the new 'Deadmans exposé' segment, was heartbroken at the response the crowd gave. He gave out, and rolled around on the floor crying out, 'I am not Poochy'. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg Undertaker, in attempt to retake some respectability from the segment, decided to fire imaginary arrows at Miz. They cut deep and injured the poor host, leaving hm convulsing (and rapping) simultaneously. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/18.jpg Miz had reached the low point of lying on his back and urinating. Creating a sort of 'fountain' effect. Undertaker, feeling a bit parched, decided to have a drink and enjoyed it so much that he insisted on squeezing every last drop out of his willing colleague. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/17.jpg Miz, now suffering from dehydration, asked Undertaker if he could return the favour. 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Is COTM the month gonna return? :y: :D
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg This is what the ratings of current WWE programming are. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg JBL: CHRISTIAN! Christian is returning! AND HERE COMES DOUBLE J! ITS THE 90's ALL OVER AGAIN! STING! STING IS HERE! RHYNO! GORE! GORE! UNPRETTIER! CHRISTIAN IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION! Cole: John, your not watching the right station. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg The Great Khali is in my pants! |
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Impact rehashed mine, gimmick infringement!
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Undertaker's new gimmick as "Peter North" failed miserably when fans realized "it" was just smoke and mirrors. |
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From the makers of the invisible crucifix: The new invisible water torture device! |
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"I bent my Wormy. :(" |
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"Why do I have to feed the O'Haire?" |
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Kennedy: I got your cream filling, right here! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ref: Sorry, guys. For a second there, I thought I was on ECW. OK, game on... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg Cole: ...Are you even reading it right?! JBL: Listen, I've built many of these before and... the damn thing reads like stereo instructions, Michael! Now, will you let me just put the air filter in there so we can put the water? Cole: WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER A DESK, YOU FUCKIN' N00B! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Davairi: Ah, the giant fist, Benoit's cry session, the old O'Haire cage. Smackdown, It's good to be home. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg Taker always need the smoke for ambiance when he's filming his imaginary sex scenes. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg If you were the Miz, you'd cry yourself to sleep every night too. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Boogey: ... It's NOT spaghetti ??!?! GOD, and I've been eatin' this??! DAMN, and you tell me this now?? Ah, man.... and I gotta brush again! Awww, man. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/1.jpg TONIGHT ON "OZ" .... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/13.jpg " For the last time, I do NOT get the Ponyboy reference !" http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg Mercury: ...Her's? It's THIS BIG. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg Batista: I GOTTA GO SAVE BUBBBBBBAAA!!! * END* |
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Taker for a moment thought he was "Jigsaw" and tried to turn Miz into Billy The puppet. |
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WWE's reenactment of the movie "Friday After Next" |
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Boogeymon, I choose you!! *Cue Pokemon theme* I want to be, the very best Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause... |
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After the Gladiator fell off the rungs, the Contender had an easy win in Hang Tough. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/8.jpg Kennedy is so over, he can get a pop from the crowd just by making fart noises in the microphone. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/7.jpg Someone has only JUST NOW realized that he looks like a complete moron. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/6.jpg Nick: Now that Daivari has you trapped here, can I please get you to sign this Invisible Hurricane mask? Gregory: GET AWAY FROM ME! :mad: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/5.jpg Ken: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach! ... Batista: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach! Ken: :wtf: http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/4.jpg Talk about an inappropriate time to start Hula-Dancing... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/31.jpg The ref subtlely waves hi to his mom. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/30.jpg Boogie: A Shi tzu! KILL IT! KILL IT! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/3.jpg Ref: Is that the muscle that tore? Dave: Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to do some D-X style Crotch Chops http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/29.jpg Cole: How do people watch WSX? That shit is even less like Wrestling than our show is! JBL: ...by my readings, I should take all my funds out of Turner Broadcasting right now... Huh, you were saying? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/28.jpg Robin: Holy Random Goldberg Impression, Batman! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/27.jpg Dave: You ticklish there? Ken: Yes I am... ...I am! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/26.jpg Vince's Kumar Impersonator is wondering precisely where that White Castle is... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/25.jpg Daviari: Didn't we just do this caption a few posts back? Gregory: I think so... Nick: Please... sign my invisible Hurricane Mask! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/24.jpg The funny thing is, Finlay strangles the people he LIKES! You don't want to see what he does to the people he hates. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/23.jpg Ric Flair, in full rib mode, tells Daivari that he's actually Yokozuna. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/22.jpg The question as to who would win between the Irresistable Force and the Immovable Object is answered when Chuck Norris Punches himself in the Face. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/21.jpg Like Benoit's match with Black Tiger in Japan, Mercury ends the match with an Arm Drag. Unlike Japan, the crowd doesn't pop like crazy for the move. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/20.jpg Trying to revamp his gimmick, Taker comes in on a new vehicle. This time, a Skateboard. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/2.jpg Miz just found out that he's going to be sent to Heat to team up with Eugene as the Retards. Worst of all, he's keeping his gimmick. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/19.jpg Taker: Hulk Hogan Pose! Miz: Which Way did he go, George? Which Way did he go? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/18.jpg It's one thing to beat a guy by biting off his penis. Did Mark HAVE to keep it in his mouth during the three count, though? http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/17.jpg This Episode of Smackdown is brought to you by the Letter "I"... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/16.jpg ... And the Letter "L"... http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/15.jpg ... And the Number "7"! http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/14.jpg Joey's interpretive dance version of Stone Sour's "Through Glass" wasn't quite over with the crowd. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/13.jpg "She is NOT a Talentless Bimbo!" "Um... Actually, I am!" (Like I actually CARE what their names are.) http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/12.jpg Ashley: I'm giving Johnny Ace two... maybe three weeks before he tells Paul to cut his hair. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/11.jpg Kendrick: Help! Test has me in a rest hold! Rest Hold Guy: For the last time I'm not TEST! I'm just some OVW guy who Vastarikai doesn't care enough about to find out my name. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...7_02_09/10.jpg Ref: He looks NOTHING Like Test. I mean, if Test had Black Hair, and shaved...Holy Shit! He does kind of look like Test. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...07_02_09/1.jpg Next up in the Midget Roping Competition... |
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Matt: Matrix 2.0!!! Oh shiet, my shoe fell off!! |
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Kennedy describes his encounter with Stephanie McMahon. |
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