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One Liners 2.0
Yeah, I know there was another thread like that, but I don't feel like bumping it. Post one liner wrestling jokes here.
What did Jeff Hardy say to The Undertaker? "BONG?" |
What did Khali say when offered some coffee?
RAAARRRRGGGHHHH DECAF! |
How do you know Great Khali has been in the refrigerator?
The handle has been half-eaten. |
Why did Matt Boone cross the road?
The REAL REASON Matt Boone CROSSED the ROAD! DETAILS INSIDE!! (CLICK HERE; DO IT NOW YOU CUNT!!!!>>>>>>>) |
Who is Matt Boone? I mean I know he is the guy what reports the wrestling "news (for the lack of a better term).
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Well, that's who he is...
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I was thinking there was more to the story, what with the way every one mkaes fun of him all the time.
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Nope, just someone who steals news and puts up deceiving ads to sister websites of his own.
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How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
600. 1 to screw it in and 599 to chant "THIS IS AWESOME!". |
Knock-Knoc
Who's There? American Fans. American F- ALLEYAHAYLEEYAHEAALEAHHH! |
Suddenly I feel the need to apologise for that terrible constructed joke...
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What did the Hulk Hogan fan say to The One?
"LOL, HOGAN RUL-... Hey, put down that baseball bat.. WAIT! NO! NOOOOO!" |
What did the TNA fans when Lita debuted?
THIS IS WHORESOME! |
FYI: Flair bashers get the bat, for Hogan fans I tend to just use a broken bottle and stab the fuckers to death. :)
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What did The Great Khali say to Albert Einstein?
RAWWWWWW! E=MC<sup>3</sup>, DIPSHIT! |
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Why did Khali cross the road?
TO EAT CHICKEN AND ALL MEN!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH |
What did Vladimir Kozlov order at In&Out?
Double Double Cheese. |
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Knock knock
Who's there? Mister Mister who? MISSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! Who...? ..keeenneeddyyyy |
How many CZW fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Trick question, they use the light bulbs to smash over their heads.
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But close enough. |
What is the CZW Retirement plan?
Blockbuster applications |
That's only for the CZW legends.
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What is the CZW jobber retirement plan?
"Accidental" Death |
Hey, this is random, but who was that one CZW fan, more specifically the Mondo fan. He posted a lot back in 05 or something...
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Sadistic is still around, posting at random times.
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How many Wrestling Society X fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Wouldn't WSX need a fan first before we pose this question?
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Again, close enough. |
What is the difference between the grand cayon and Lita's vagina?
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You can only tour the Grand Canyon during specific hours?
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No, it isn't a joke. Really what is the difference? They are both gaping hole that kinda smell bad but people still wanna go see.
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That, and you forgot, grand canyon tours cost money. |
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One has a dusty smell and one has a musty smell?
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The grand canyons much much smaller
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And it tastes better.
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Not that I'd know, of course :shifty:
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Lita's vagina attracts a lot more tourists than Grand Canyon .
Besides being free tourist spot, it also makes tourists eligible for touring the big hole on its other side. |
Here's an obvious one.
What does Khali think of Edge? He's Rated AARRRRRRRRRGGGHH!!!! |
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What's the difference between John Cena and an art class full of first graders? The first graders actually draw. |
How does Ric Flair pick up women?
By WOOOOOing them. Why is The Rock a movie star? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK IS A MOVIE STAR Why did Steve Austin cross the road? Because Stone Cold said so How does Glen Jacobs walk? With a Kane. |
Q- Why did Eugene cross the road?
A- Because his dick was stuck in the chicken. |
Q- What does J.R. call his wifes tits?
A- Slobberknockers. |
Q- Why did King cross the road?
A- Because he was trying to stick his dick in the puppies that were chasing the chicken. |
Q- Why did Owen Hart cross the road?
A- He was stuck in a blue Blazer. |
Q- Why did Kurt Angle cross the road?
A- To BREAK THE CHICKEN'S FREAKIN NECK! |
Q - Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
A - To avoid the inevitable quad tear joke. |
Q - Why did X-Pac cross the road?
A - Who the hell cares? |
Q - Why did Diamond Dallas Page get hit crossing the road?
A - The driver never saw him coming. |
Q - What do Triple H and the Teamsters have in common?
A - They never do the job. |
Q- Why did Vince cross the road?
A- He read the sign: http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...CA/jackass.jpg |
This is the worst thread in the history of our forums. :nono:
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Why did The Rock cross the road?
Because--IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK CROSSED THE ROAD!!! |
Why wouldn't HBK work a program with CLB?
Because Shawn Michaels would NEVER hit a Christian. |
Who betta than Kanyon?
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Q- Why did Tony Schiavone cross the road?
A- So he could tell the chicken THIS IS THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!! :rant: (Yeah, that joke'll put butts in the seats.) http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...cflair2/03.jpg WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
Where does Funaki find information about his house?
IN-DEED. :shifty: |
What do they call The Hardyz, Edge, Vince McMahon and Lita?
A D D.P. :shifty: |
Who shaves Stephanie McMahon's vag?
The Bushwhackers :shifty: |
Why does it look like triple H is floating from some angles?
Beacause you dont always see the glass ceiling hes standing on top of |
Why wont undertaker wrestle sid ever again?
Because hes worried about all the "shit talking" in their match. |
Who sucks more than a drunk Lita?
Hulk Hogan |
THE TRUTH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
R O F L |
What's the difference between Santa Claus and wrestling?
Santa Claus is fake. :shifty: |
Why don't deaf people bungee jump?
Because they've never heard of it. |
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