Create a wrestler
 

After seeing the thread on creating the worst gimmicks ever I figured some people might be interested in this.

http://www.hpwf.org/~chikara/feature2.shtml

Ever since we announced the pro debut of Create-A-Wrestler, the masked man you see pictured here, speculation has run wild on message boards and in hair salons worldwide regarding his character. What is he? What does he do? What will his ring attire look like? Well, loyal CHIKARA fans, as fate would have it...that's entirely up to you. Starting right this very moment, and running through our Anniversary in the month of May, CHIKARA is pleased to announce the first ever "Create-A-Wrestler Contest."

Create-A-Wrestler is all about you, the rockin' cool CHIKARA fans and whatever it is your wacky imaginations cook up. We want you to strap on your thinking cap and create a wrestler as thoroughly, and originally as you possibly can. You can send us up to 3 .jpg files and a text description of 300 words (or less), showing and telling us all about your creation. Come May, we're going to evaluate all the entries, pick the one we like best, and Create-A-Wrestler will transform into that winning creation, to re-debut in the month of June. Not only will the winner have the satisfaction of seeing his creation come to life, we'll even give them complimentary tickets to all three nights of Young Lions Cup V, and some other swell CHIKARA junk to boot!

Submissions can be sent to chikarasonleonard@gmail.com

CHIKARA is fucking retarded, I'm sorry.

And exactly how are they retarded?

The gimmicks.

It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

And I don't care if they can wrestle circles around Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit or are better on the mic than Triple H and Shawn Michaels, the gimmicks are beyond fucking stupid.

Have you actually watched Chikara show? the wacky gimmicks are usually on the undercard. Besides its better then generic wrestler A vs. Generic wrestler B.

Generic Wrestler B is going straight to the top

That's if he doesn't get held down by Generic Politicing Main Eventer G.

That looks gay.

CHIKARA is pretty solid. Sure, some of the gimmicks are way over the top, but to me, that's part of the appeal. I can understand why some are immediately turned off by it though.

Nickelodeon Writer Reject Gimmick A vs. Nickelodeon Writer Reject Gimmick B is better?

And saying "it's on the undercard" is like saying that CZW only (had) one/two garbage matches. If the promotion is promoted on a fact, like garbage wrestling or retarded gimmicks, it doesn't matter if it's "only on the undercard".

So even though they have some of the top indy talent in the North East, they're retarded for having a few guys who have gimmicks that are out there.

No, they're retarded for promoting and basing their promotion on it. And don't tell me they don't, because that's bullshit.

They promote it as a family friendly wrestling promotion with something for everyone.

Remember when WCW did that? That went well too.

Was that the Vince Russo era?

rofl @ their roster...

http://www.hpwf.org/~chikara/roster.shtml

Come on now...

Shane StormShane Storm - Unionized Traffic Regulator!
Stats: 5'8'' - 211 lbs. - 3 years experience
Style: Agile Heavyweight with International Influences
Signature Moves: Air Raid Crash, German Suplex, "That Japanese Move"

Yes, because A world wide wrestling promotion is the same as a promotion that just runs in the Pennsylvania area. For the most part the independents operate quite differently then major wrestling organizations.

I know Chuck Taylor, and despite what he tells you, he is not top talent.

9 out of 10 blind midgets prefer Desto to Chuck Taylor.

...and if you don't like that I've got something better for you: fuck Chuck.

So you're suggesting that they're content in aiming for nothing but mediocrity?

No one knows this, but Destor is actually Super Dragon.

Not a shocker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikara_Pro_Wrestling

Pretty bad to be honest.

Chuck Taylor uses The theme from Pete and Pete as his theme. So therefore Sexy Chucky T > Destor. And for the record I was talking about Quackenbush, Hero, Castagnoli, Kingston, and Sweeney.

:rofl: god i wish Super Dragon was in Chikara, that would be even better.

Super Dragon appeared for Chikara in 2005 at their Tag world grand prix event.

What, do you work for Chikara or something?

Does Destor have a popular Converse shoe named after him?

No, there's no such thing as a popular Converse shoe.

New Balance 4 Lyfe!!

New Balance 4 queers!!

You know who wore Converse? Adolf Hitler.

You know who wore New Balance? Jesus Christ.

*clapclapclapclap*









:shifty:

Jesus, I've drawn bigger crowds at the local bar on Karaoke night (though to be fair, I do a badass rendition of "Sweet Child of Mine")

Anywho, I can see this sort of contest really getting over with the C-Fedders; hell, if I can get a real-live wrestler to be Seymour Buttz, I can die a happy man.

I like Chikara because it doesn't take itself too seriously. They're just guys having fun, and not treating it like it's a real sport or some shit.



It's pro wrestling, for God's sake. I don't see why some people get so uppity about "OMG IT'S TOO SILLY."

...

You just named one of the many reasons why I am > Chuck Taylor.

And you cant see how the fantasy of it being real is a selling point?

Comedy has it's market, but drama is were it's at.

Chikara is fucking hilarious. I love it.

The Colony>>>>>>>>>>>The Kliq.

Fixed ;)

How can you not love a stable with a made up of guys dressed as ants, featuring one guy called Worker Ant, who comes to the ring with a fannypack and rolling suitcase, and shakes hands with everyone?

Oh I do, but nothing can compare to the greatness of one Ultra Mantis Black. He's an awesome wrestler, commentator, and one hell of a crooner.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6...9e15527sb5.jpg

lol

He owns, best promo ever tbh:

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Hydra rules.

That is terrible, I cant believe I just watched that.

Ultra Mantis Black rules more. I demand this be accepted. He has a new beast from beyond and a new god. "Ghetto-Ghetto Gi Gi" Hydra is just a man monster from the deep.

Mantis tells it like it is there. "Delrious just walked in and tried to grab that glory for haylmseylf". That's pure wrong.

But together they do crush all the no good-niks. Which can only be good.

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Bumping this because I just watched Cibernetico And Robin 2007 and I wanted to say that the Olsen Twins are the greatest tag team in the history of wrestling, followed closely by The Osirian Portal.

No, it's a lateral fucking move.

Sorry, but people basically jump onboard to this shit because it's a fresh bowl of shit.

The problem is, a bowl of shit is still a bowl of shit. You may cleave to it because it's "Different," or whatever, but really.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/photos/Ka...mileturkey.jpg

:shifty:

Spoiler: Sascha is the turkey.

Spoiler: It's actually Nancy tied up.....ya....that's right....I did that.....it's probably not funny....but I went there anyway

I don't see a bible...

WHAT ABOUT ANNOYING OLD MAN C!! HE'S CALLING FOR HELP!!!! AND NESS IS HOMESICK!!!

(EARTHBOUND REFERENCE)

Howard Iceberg:

A lawyer who is brought in to the WWE (or your company of choice) to even things out legally with the promotion. He would do stuff like draw drafts for matches or find technicalities in contracts to have the heels be able to keep their titles. Eventually he becomes a wrestler himself and wins the IC title (or whatever its equivalent is) and retains the title time after time again by manipulating the law in his favor.

#67:

A football player who wears all of his football equipment into the ring with him. He is always accompanied by his manager, Coach, who wears referee attire and blows his whistle repeatedly while walking to ringside. #67 is always in an offensive tackle-like stance, and his only moves are a tackle or block of some sort. He only uses these moves when Coach blows his whistle or yells HUT by the ringside.

The Olsens really have improved by leaps and bounds. That match with Cheech and Cloudy was incredible. I've really been enjoying the direction Chikara has been going in since Maximum Overdraft.