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Polyam cult member #420
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Create a wrestler
After seeing the thread on creating the worst gimmicks ever I figured some people might be interested in this.
http://www.hpwf.org/~chikara/feature2.shtml Ever since we announced the pro debut of Create-A-Wrestler, the masked man you see pictured here, speculation has run wild on message boards and in hair salons worldwide regarding his character. What is he? What does he do? What will his ring attire look like? Well, loyal CHIKARA fans, as fate would have it...that's entirely up to you. Starting right this very moment, and running through our Anniversary in the month of May, CHIKARA is pleased to announce the first ever "Create-A-Wrestler Contest." Create-A-Wrestler is all about you, the rockin' cool CHIKARA fans and whatever it is your wacky imaginations cook up. We want you to strap on your thinking cap and create a wrestler as thoroughly, and originally as you possibly can. You can send us up to 3 .jpg files and a text description of 300 words (or less), showing and telling us all about your creation. Come May, we're going to evaluate all the entries, pick the one we like best, and Create-A-Wrestler will transform into that winning creation, to re-debut in the month of June. Not only will the winner have the satisfaction of seeing his creation come to life, we'll even give them complimentary tickets to all three nights of Young Lions Cup V, and some other swell CHIKARA junk to boot! Submissions can be sent to chikarasonleonard@gmail.com |
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He's Here
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CHIKARA is fucking retarded, I'm sorry.
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Polyam cult member #420
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And exactly how are they retarded?
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The gimmicks.
It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen. And I don't care if they can wrestle circles around Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit or are better on the mic than Triple H and Shawn Michaels, the gimmicks are beyond fucking stupid. |
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Polyam cult member #420
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Have you actually watched Chikara show? the wacky gimmicks are usually on the undercard. Besides its better then generic wrestler A vs. Generic wrestler B.
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And saying "it's on the undercard" is like saying that CZW only (had) one/two garbage matches. If the promotion is promoted on a fact, like garbage wrestling or retarded gimmicks, it doesn't matter if it's "only on the undercard". |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Sorry, but people basically jump onboard to this shit because it's a fresh bowl of shit. The problem is, a bowl of shit is still a bowl of shit. You may cleave to it because it's "Different," or whatever, but really. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Generic Wrestler B is going straight to the top
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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That looks gay.
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CHIKARA is pretty solid. Sure, some of the gimmicks are way over the top, but to me, that's part of the appeal. I can understand why some are immediately turned off by it though.
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Polyam cult member #420
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So even though they have some of the top indy talent in the North East, they're retarded for having a few guys who have gimmicks that are out there.
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I am the cheese
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9 out of 10 blind midgets prefer Desto to Chuck Taylor. ...and if you don't like that I've got something better for you: fuck Chuck. |
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Polyam cult member #420
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I am the cheese
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You just named one of the many reasons why I am > Chuck Taylor. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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No, they're retarded for promoting and basing their promotion on it. And don't tell me they don't, because that's bullshit.
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Polyam cult member #420
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They promote it as a family friendly wrestling promotion with something for everyone.
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Was that the Vince Russo era?
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rofl @ their roster...
http://www.hpwf.org/~chikara/roster.shtml Come on now... Shane StormShane Storm - Unionized Traffic Regulator! Stats: 5'8'' - 211 lbs. - 3 years experience Style: Agile Heavyweight with International Influences Signature Moves: Air Raid Crash, German Suplex, "That Japanese Move" |
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No one knows this, but Destor is actually Super Dragon.
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He's Here
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SUPER DRAGON!
*clapclapclapclap* SUPER DRAGON! *clapclapclapclap* SUPER DRAGON! |
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#28 |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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The Year of the Bullet
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Now. Here. Man.
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Anywho, I can see this sort of contest really getting over with the C-Fedders; hell, if I can get a real-live wrestler to be Seymour Buttz, I can die a happy man. |
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Last of a Dying Forum
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#32 |
Polyam cult member #420
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Super Dragon appeared for Chikara in 2005 at their Tag world grand prix event.
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#33 |
He's Here
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What, do you work for Chikara or something?
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A Property of Matter
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No, there's no such thing as a popular Converse shoe.
New Balance 4 Lyfe!! |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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New Balance 4 queers!!
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A Property of Matter
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You know who wore Converse? Adolf Hitler.
You know who wore New Balance? Jesus Christ. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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I like Chikara because it doesn't take itself too seriously. They're just guys having fun, and not treating it like it's a real sport or some shit.
It's pro wrestling, for God's sake. I don't see why some people get so uppity about "OMG IT'S TOO SILLY." |
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I am the cheese
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Comedy has it's market, but drama is were it's at. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Chikara is fucking hilarious. I love it.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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The Colony>>>>>>>>>>>The Kliq.
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