What would you do if a diva came to your door?
 

A.Pass out and then she proceeds to drive away.
B. Lay the smackdown on there monkey ass.
C. Stomp a mudhole in them, and proceed walk it dry.
D. Ask for an autograph.

E. Make a poll where you could vote "Loose Cannon"

F. Fuck her brains out.

Then D.

F. Ban Dame1

You know what, I don't really know. Stranger people have come to my door though.

invite her in and never let her out... unless its like ODB or Awesome Kong :shifty:

:foc:

I would knock her out, buy enough ether to keep her out for a day or two, convert my basement into a dungeon with chains and a bed, and then make her my sex slave.

...or maybe just an autograph. IDK.

:yes:

I should've seen that reference coming :lol:

I'd honestly probably laugh in her face and point out that she is that slut that wastes my viewing time and needs a billion pounds of make-up to look presentable on TV. Then the whole "he doesn't need me" thing would hopefully encourage her to have sex with me.

Fucking brilliant, I would have just went with C, but I like this idea even better.....and guys I know I make crappy topics. It's part of my retarted gimmick.

Yeah, man. I don't think anyone believes you're actually that retarded. Trying to be retarded is itself pretty retarded, though. Maybe make a few topics where you express appreciation for Mickie James' obvious awesomeness.

Jean Claude Ban Dame1

I would have her suck my dick.

Cock out
Cock in her mouth
Cock out of her mouth
Close door
Post about it on TPWW

I would rep you but it says I have to spread more rep around. But no else deserves it! A flawed system!

Your welcome.:)

I would tell her hi.

:-\

I'd ask her if she wants to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga with me. It's so much more fun with someone else.

IT PUTS THE LOTON ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!! IT DOSE WHAT IT IS TOLD. :kiss:

:y: I second this

The Pidget! He speaks wisdom!

How do I know she is at my door? :wtf:

I would be all like "EEEEWWWWW!" and then ask if she brought Snitsky along. :naughty:

Did you know that your pain is HIS pleasure?

:naughty:

Kinky!

Pray she had a cock.

:lol:

So do you prefer the whole 'chicks with dicks' thing over chicks without? Or are you not fussy?

nothing because i dont want to have sex until i'm married

Ill take whatever hole I can get

Prob ask her what she was doing at the doorstep of my humble abode

DDT her onto the concrete.

I'd rape them, unless it was Awesome Kong, she'd rape me. :(

H, Point her towards the pile of dishes and the pile of ironing in my kitchen and tell her to get some perspective about what being a woman is.

Invite her in for a cup of tea and have a random chat. Very gentleman-like of me.

Invite her in, chat and have a delicious dinner...and then get her drunk and screw her

It would all depend on which one it is.

sexual intercourses

I am glad to know you treat all women equally.

Coitus.

Post coitus: Have her cut a promo insulting the people I don't like from tpww and post it on here.

post coital techno boogie

You would do well as a Sky Sports anchorman.

Really hope its Kong:lol:

Have my way with her... But if it was Chyna, she'd probably have her way with me instead and then I would go into the foetal position and cry.

It's good to know that most of your are 13 year old rapists.

Not 13, and not a rapist. Just putting that out there.

That's the best answer anybody can come up with. Very honorable and noble.

My use of the word coitus has alarmed me that i have been watching too much of the Big Bang Theory. Shit I just used it again. Why hasn't there been new episode of How I met your mother for a month?!

If it's Kong (or similar) then here is what you'll get:

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All right. This is much too stupid.