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Junior Member
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What would you do if a diva came to your door?
A.Pass out and then she proceeds to drive away.
B. Lay the smackdown on there monkey ass. C. Stomp a mudhole in them, and proceed walk it dry. D. Ask for an autograph. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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E. Make a poll where you could vote "Loose Cannon"
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Doin' It Right
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F. Fuck her brains out.
Then D. |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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F. Ban Dame1
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You know what, I don't really know. Stranger people have come to my door though.
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Nowhere Man
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invite her in and never let her out... unless its like ODB or Awesome Kong
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Junior Member
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"Ask him!"
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I would knock her out, buy enough ether to keep her out for a day or two, convert my basement into a dungeon with chains and a bed, and then make her my sex slave.
...or maybe just an autograph. IDK. |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Over Like Rover
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G. (HB)
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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I'd honestly probably laugh in her face and point out that she is that slut that wastes my viewing time and needs a billion pounds of make-up to look presentable on TV. Then the whole "he doesn't need me" thing would hopefully encourage her to have sex with me.
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Fucking brilliant, I would have just went with C, but I like this idea even better.....and guys I know I make crappy topics. It's part of my retarted gimmick. |
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Yeah, man. I don't think anyone believes you're actually that retarded. Trying to be retarded is itself pretty retarded, though. Maybe make a few topics where you express appreciation for Mickie James' obvious awesomeness.
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ELF ANGEL
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Tax it, and when I have her child get ailmony payments.
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Jean Claude Ban Dame1
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I would have her suck my dick.
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yes. yes. yes.
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Cock out
Cock in her mouth Cock out of her mouth Close door Post about it on TPWW |
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That's Not My Name
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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I would rep you but it says I have to spread more rep around. But no else deserves it! A flawed system!
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Junior Member
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I am the cheese
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I would tell her hi.
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I am the cheese
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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I'd ask her if she wants to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga with me. It's so much more fun with someone else.
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Nowhere Man
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Pidget! He speaks wisdom!
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Voices in my Head
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How do I know she is at my door?
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...IN HD!!!!
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I would be all like "EEEEWWWWW!" and then ask if she brought Snitsky along.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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You can't teach that
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Pray she had a cock.
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Over Like Rover
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![]() So do you prefer the whole 'chicks with dicks' thing over chicks without? Or are you not fussy? |
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nothing because i dont want to have sex until i'm married
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You can't teach that
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Ill take whatever hole I can get
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So fucking sexy.
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Step One: Damn! Not Cody.
Step Two: Close the door. |
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love yourself
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Prob ask her what she was doing at the doorstep of my humble abode
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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DDT her onto the concrete.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I'd rape them, unless it was Awesome Kong, she'd rape me.
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