Morrison is awesome...
 

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/vid...rch1-7/9501200

This is the greatest....Miz is hilarious as well

Yes

Maybe Jericho will be wrestling Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania. :shifty:

I would let Morrison have sex with my gf.

Morrison is a fucking fool! Hilarious Dirt Sheet!

But he already has had sex with her Duh! You can't deny the power of the abs! :roll:

I started doing the Morrison workout and instantly had sex with 9 chicks for no reason.

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But seriously, this guy is a diamond in a sea of terribleness that is the current WWE. I cant wait till this guy becomes a true main eventor. Sucks for Miz because he's going to be the next marty jannetty without John.

Jesus Christ, he is fucking ripped.

he's the next Chris Jericho.

lolz. I <3 dirt sheet.

Wonder if Warrior will comment on this... someone needs to mail him the link to get his back up.

John Morrison is probably not human. He's almost definitely some sort of higher race.

Hes a higher race...a gymnast.

Why, how tall is he?

I hope Miz bounces into another tag-team when he parts ways with Morrison - it'd be a shame if he Jannetty'd because he's very entertaining

There's already a "state the obvious" thread.

The stuff with jesse and festus was gold. I loved the time when the stole the bell!

Also, For Morrison, I love when he hits the switch and let's his mean streak out. He'll be so great when he can be a little less funny and a lot more serious.

I was thinking about John Morrison today (while making love to my girlfriend), and I was thinking for the longest time that John Morrison might be the only man to have ever been a part of two really great tag teams. When I say "great tag teams," I mean tandems that actually helped carry a tag team division, and felt like a real team -- not just two stars teaming.

Then I remembered James Storm was part of America's Most Wanted and Beer Money, Inc. But then I also remembered that James Storm is awesome, although I wouldn't put him on Morrison levels.

I bet if John Morrison was making love to someone's girlfriend he'd be thinking about John Morrison too.

I bet that everytime John Morrison has sex, the whole neighbourhood is thinking about John Morrison.

I'm pretty sure my entire neighborhood is currently thinking about John Morrison having sex, and he's probably no-where close.

There are no neigbors at the palace of wisdom, and the Shaaman doesn't make house calls.

:rofl:

Pam is very demanding these days....

Miz would be gone if it wasn't for Morrison

That sir is wrong

You dream of a departure for the Chick Magnet??? He's better than many...

chuck norris fears john morrison

Chuck Norris Is John Morrison in his next life.

my dear GOD that ab workout is insane.

Morrison is not human, he is his own race.

They should let Miz/Morrison take all the tag titles. It would make the worth going after again and then they would truly be the greatest tag team ever.

I'm pretty sure looking directly at Morrison's abs will kill you... it's like looking into the face of God, only considerably more chiseled.

:lol: Morrisons abs have officially been dubbed the first wonder of the world. The old 7 were all destroyed.