The WWE Should Just Have Two Guys Fuck on PPV
 

You want ratings? Book an angle where you're building up to two men actually legit fucking in the ring, live on PPV. Obviously you'd have to book it in a venue that would permit this type of match in front of a live audience and you could only sell tickets to adults (and they WOULD sell).

It's pretty clear that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. So why not restart the Attitude Era with a literal bang by having two grown men fuck. No beating around the bush with Katie Vick angles. Have your John Cena match and then have somebody like Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick in the ass in the middle of the ring. You would probably have to fire both of them after it's over.

Obviously it would make headlines on all the news outlets. Would it work?

Undertaker and Edge. Book it.

:|

Juan seems indifferent about this thread.

Smarky Smarkson: So I just got done watching Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick. It definitely wasn't a main event fucking. His cum shot was terrible. I think it should have been Christian fucking The Brian Kendrick. I give this fucking three stars.

Couldn't believe Van Dam debuted the Van Face Fuck. That was ridiculous, did you see the height he got?

I agree. I saw Bryan Danielson fuck Austin Aries and it was a 5 star ass fuck. You WWE marks don't know shit.

Chikara has some awesome fucking. It can be silly at times, but that's why I like it.

TNA booked a terrible ass fuck. A.J Styles was well on his way to completion, only to have Kevin Nash bury him with a torn quad ass fuck.

btw, this thread is awful, but I'll probably post in it 10 times

Can't believe more WWE guys don't have torn rectums. It's pretty clear they're on enhancers.

Batista tore his tricep ass fucking a basketball.

I think this might be one of those "that's so crazy it might work" ideas. Why not have two guys fuck?

Kanyon might have a chance to get back into the WWE.

This could be the ME of the WWE UnCenSorEd PPV I was thinking about.

I hear he follows it up with an incredible Van Sperminator. :shifty:

I'd rather see Triple H blow Shane O'Mac in the middle of the ring.
And by Triple H, I mean Rosa Mendez
And by Shane O'Mac, I mean me.
And by blow.... yea, you know what it's all about.

I'd like to see Hornswoggle fuck Khali.

juan and xero fucking since there up each others asses all the time.think they really are gay faggots

Did someone see Bruno?

I'm going to take the low road here and say:

Shut your cocksuck before I fuck-start your face.

What was the name of that tag team in WCW that got took of the air by Standards and Practices?

I think the idea is so outlandish it probably could work but yeah the WWE is marketed towards children as of late so I doubt Vince would allow it

and Linda is on some school board so she doesn't want to look bad


Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking

Lenny and Lodi

umaga and big show

Seth has been pushing this idea for 5 years now :)

Stfu you stupid cunt.

:p

The Fucking today is just so fake. I remember when I was a kid, they all thought the fucking was so real.

I did see Bruno but it wasn't until I was about finished posting this wonderful idea that I realized this scenario pretty much happened in the movie. No, my scenario was a reactionary idea born out of the disgust of last night's Raw. Unlike Bruno the fans would not boo the two men fucking because they would know it is going to happen. That's what they're paying to see. So you'd build it for a few months with your two dudes going on dates and hitting on each other backstage in a very romantic manner. I guess you could use Divas, but they're really trying to build a respectable division there so I wouldn't.

It would be a lot better having the wrestlers get fucked instead of us, that's for sure.

i still vote for undertaker & edge...


with me as the guest referee

nakeds or gtfo

i have no problem with that

How has Afterlife NOT posted in this thread yet??? :eek:

Cody's too much of a twink. Now Mark Henry, there's a guy who can take it up the ass.

Aight, PM me now

Yeah he probably could but we don't gross out the audience :rofl:

That does it, I'm outta here "walks out the door"

WOOO

WOO WOO

Also John Morrison would be a good candidate for this ppv with him and maybe Christian

Morrison's abs are amazing anyway

I would say they need to have giant fuck match and then a pretty boy fuck match.

So maybe Khali v. Mark Henry and then John Morrison v. The Brian Kendrick.

WOO WOO WOO

YOU KNOW IT

Where is Afterlife's respone to this?

Just realized the amount of hype they would use to build it up. Like have the contract signing and the two guys being on the Gaybraham Washington Show.

would love to see live cock

I'm not sure how they would air clips of it on the news. I guess just archive footage with a headline of "WWE Goes Pornographic" underneath.

Would this be softcore or hardcore fucking? I mean, with Linda on the schoolboard, I could see how a softcore version of this might be beneficial....

BUT, they probably won't because it'll give away who's actually on steroids and who isn't.

Although Morrison and Evan Bourne could be ME fuckfesters.

Fuckamania?

Actually, just save this for WrestleMania XXX.

They won't call it Fuckamania because there would be language issues in the title. It will probably just be the main event of No Mercy.

Painus in Your Anus

Rage in the Cage?

What kind of gimmick matches would we have here?

Obviously Vibe on a Pole.

Catch the Gerbil.

Orton vs Sid - Cup Match

Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy would continue their feud in a brother vs. brother Ladder Fucking. How do you win that?

A last man standing fuck is also necessary.

No Poonjabi Prison match
Young Lad'er match (nobody over twenty involved)
Balls Count Anywhere match
Strap on match

only MMA would do something that creative.

Would probably give new meaning to an 'I Quit' match.

John Morrison fucking Melina live on PPV = ratings.

Way to gay up the thread..... :|

At least I didn't suggest Gail Kim and Doug Basham. :drool:

Needs Joey Mercury.

Probably a couple years too late too.

You could have Cody Rhodes and Dibiase cutting a promo and then have Mark Henry come out to the old sexual chocolate theme song and butt rape both of them. It's an interracial sex scene that plays on every white wrestling fans worst fear... mark henry, cody rhodes, and dibiase jr. in the ring with a mic.

Were there big ratings bumps after the steriod scandals or after Benoit's death? That's what I would equate this with.

Welcome to Fuckamania, with special appearances from Billy, Chuck, and Rico in a butt-pluggin' reunion!!!

Collar match.

i have to be involved in that one too

After seeing orton looking at HHH with hungry eyes while writhing around on the mat monday on raw im pretty sure they've already been booked to fuck at NOC.

So would I.

:shifty:

I think we're approaching this from the wrong angle [insert Cody Rhodes joke here].

Rather than two MEN, it should be two WOMEN - now THAT would pull in the PPV ratings.

Bischoff attempted the 'tease' with HLA, but honestly, who here (apart from the obvious members) WOULDN'T pay $20 to see 2 Divas goin' at it.

It wouldn't sell. There's enough free pornography on the internet. They're trying to build a respectable Divas division anyway.

I don't want to single anybody out, but apparently DeathValleyBarry is really into this idea:
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:rofl: Had me going there for a second.

this thred is gay

no u

Shut up, homo.

Served.

As in..... the concept, cuz i'd have never thought of it.

You don't have to explain a thing, DeathValleyBarry.

He knows what he likes

lol DeathValleyBarry

HaHA!!!! That's funny..... but in all seriousness, that was the deal. Lesson learned, be careful who you compliment whther they deserve it or not.

DeathValleyBarry, you did the right thing. If a man tells you he thinks the WWE should just have two guys fuck on PPV you have every right to applaud the concept, no questions asked.

hey, i did.

provided it's two hot guys... lol