The WWE Should Just Have Two Guys Fuck on PPV

[thedamndest]

You want ratings? Book an angle where you're building up to two men actually legit fucking in the ring, live on PPV. Obviously you'd have to book it in a venue that would permit this type of match in front of a live audience and you could only sell tickets to adults (and they WOULD sell).

It's pretty clear that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. So why not restart the Attitude Era with a literal bang by having two grown men fuck. No beating around the bush with Katie Vick angles. Have your John Cena match and then have somebody like Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick in the ass in the middle of the ring. You would probably have to fire both of them after it's over.

Obviously it would make headlines on all the news outlets. Would it work?