Wrestling pick-up lines.
 

Come on, let's hear them.

"You can't semen me."

"Hey baby, can I Doink your clown"...... wow..... that was horrible... but all I got :(

Guess what babe?

you're next

There is no way in hell this thread will be funny, I'm sorry ladies.

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START

Hi, you may have heard of me. I'm the undie-taker. :naughty:

Gotta agree with the Gorgeous one.

There's a I knew a girl who found out I was a wrestling fan. She saw me at walmart when the previous Smackdown vs Raw game came out. She put her arm around my waist and told me she would love to wrestle me.
With the game in hand I told her I'd rather play with myself.

I hope for you sake, that you're kidding with that story, 450.

"WHAT"S UP!"


My dick.

I agree with Juan and Dale Jewstead

No, I'm not.
However, the story just seems a little too wordy if I tell you she looked pretty bad for being in her 30's.
It's not like I gave up on (insert your favorite female porn star here) to play video games.

"Once you go Blackman, you don't go back again"

:rofl::roll:

HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOO LADIES! You know what I want? You know what I need? HEAD!

..... :wtf: :nono: :roll:

Can You SUCK IT... DIGGA!?!?

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/u.../04/06/hhh.jpg
The hammer is my penis.

Know your role, and open your mouth.

lol WINNER. Give this man the $10,000!

I want to hear the story a little too wordy.

Heres one: Wazaaaaaaaaaap

Let me stick my Stone Cold Stunner in your Rock Bottom.

:mad:

Oh, they're blue. They're damned blue.

You be Jeff Hardy...I'll be the cop...you let me cuff you and get u in the back of my car!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...1/the-rock.jpg

Do You like how my cock is lookin' ?

hey u kurt angle's wife? well i own a second rate wrestling company...lets fuck

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/04/2...austin-web.jpg

well austin 3:16 said i just tapped that ass

stop

is that your pick-up line juan?

Yes it is. Stop or I will ban you.

Perma ban, even

Do you want to go one-on-one with MY great one? :naughty:

:shifty:

I asked you a question in the 100,000 thread and you left me hanging

:(

Sorry, what was the question?

I mean, STOP SPAMMING IN THE THREAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MOD AND BRING IT UP IN THE SOCIAL GROUP :mad:

I mean, :love:

Lol. Yah.


This is the worst thread of all time. Posting in here to say anything other than that is one of lifes more shameful processes IMO.

Nickelodeon Forum required to contain mature hilarity such as this.

Collaborate and listen.

Don't hate the faggot,
Hate the AIDS

You're so mainstream.

Word to your mother

Vanilla Ice was and is underground. Yeah.

I stand by my initial statement. The fact that you guys tried does not give you any more respect.
I would go as far to say it gains you even less.

Dale, the fact that you can't see that nobody was being serious in this thread does not give you any more respect. I would go as far to say it gives you less.

Anyone that uses a wrestling pick up line has to be a fucking loser as it is

Hey Seth, wanna feel the pain? :naughty:

:D:p

Have you ever noticed I'm generally surley in my replies? I hardly see how a gimp thread such as this would make me any less surley.

Easily the best line in this thread.

Agreed...

i am completely appalled by this thread and can't believe that i actually broke down and read it. bad form, wrestling forum. bad form.

:cool:

Do you want to have sex after this episode of Monday Night Raw?

Have you noticed how my posts are generally 90% sarcasm, as was the case in my reply to you?

lol

Wellllllll...well it's my big show

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.co...0Ziggler-4.jpg

I HAVE AN ERECTIOOOOON

this and the jeff hardy one are my favorites...

and here's my idea:
would you like to reenact edge's live sex celebration tonight?

"I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!"

:n:

Are we going to keep asking one another rhetorical questions?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

This will not get you laid.

Girl: Hey Dan, wanna fuck me?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods.

Case closed. :cool:

Oh, I stand corrected.

Girl: Hey Xero, wanna fuck me?

Xero: Did Kane86 shit in your hand?

Girl: ...no...

Xero: Let's fuck.

Case closed. :shifty: