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#1 |
He's Here
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Wrestling pick-up lines.
Come on, let's hear them.
"You can't semen me." |
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#2 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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"Hey baby, can I Doink your clown"...... wow..... that was horrible... but all I got
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#3 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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Guess what babe?
you're next |
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#4 |
boop/bop/beep
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There is no way in hell this thread will be funny, I'm sorry ladies.
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#5 |
Y2KoTF
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UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START
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#6 |
Y2KoTF
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Hi, you may have heard of me. I'm the undie-taker.
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#7 |
Doin' It Right
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Gotta agree with the Gorgeous one.
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#8 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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There's a I knew a girl who found out I was a wrestling fan. She saw me at walmart when the previous Smackdown vs Raw game came out. She put her arm around my waist and told me she would love to wrestle me.
With the game in hand I told her I'd rather play with myself. |
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#9 |
Doin' It Right
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I hope for you sake, that you're kidding with that story, 450.
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#10 |
Guest
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"WHAT"S UP!"
My dick. |
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#11 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I agree with Juan and Dale Jewstead
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#12 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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No, I'm not.
However, the story just seems a little too wordy if I tell you she looked pretty bad for being in her 30's. It's not like I gave up on (insert your favorite female porn star here) to play video games. |
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#13 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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"Once you go Blackman, you don't go back again"
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#14 |
I'm A Tazz Dan Guy
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#15 |
...never know I'm there..
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HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOO LADIES! You know what I want? You know what I need? HEAD!
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#16 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Can You SUCK IT... DIGGA!?!?
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#17 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() The hammer is my penis. |
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#18 |
Fuck em' this is The War
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Know your role, and open your mouth.
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#19 |
Doin' It Right
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Quote:
Heres one: Wazaaaaaaaaaap |
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#21 |
Wraith
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Let me stick my Stone Cold Stunner in your Rock Bottom.
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#22 |
Y2KoTF
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#23 |
Roll +Sharp
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Oh, they're blue. They're damned blue.
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You be Jeff Hardy...I'll be the cop...you let me cuff you and get u in the back of my car!
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#25 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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![]() Do You like how my cock is lookin' ? |
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hey u kurt angle's wife? well i own a second rate wrestling company...lets fuck
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#27 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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![]() well austin 3:16 said i just tapped that ass |
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#28 |
Doin' It Right
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stop
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#29 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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#30 |
▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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Yes it is. Stop or I will ban you.
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#31 |
Doin' It Right
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Perma ban, even
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#32 |
Y2KoTF
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Do you want to go one-on-one with MY great one?
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#33 |
Y2KoTF
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#34 |
Doin' It Right
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I asked you a question in the 100,000 thread and you left me hanging
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#35 |
Y2KoTF
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#36 |
Y2KoTF
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I mean, STOP SPAMMING IN THE THREAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MOD AND BRING IT UP IN THE SOCIAL GROUP
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#37 |
Y2KoTF
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I mean,
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#38 | |
Spliff & A Brew
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This is the worst thread of all time. Posting in here to say anything other than that is one of lifes more shameful processes IMO. Nickelodeon Forum required to contain mature hilarity such as this. |
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#39 |
Battle Chamber!!!!!
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#40 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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