Wrestling Jokes from the other website
 

From: www.nodq.com

Let's see how funny tp'dub is! :yes:

Why the fuck do you have that avatar you piece of shit.

I was like "what, weird that Heyman finds this funny"

All of those jokes are terrible

Shit!

This place is fucking racist man! I am outta here.

It's not racist. You're just terrible.

Really? I am pretty sure someone else would have easily gone away with it. Sorry for not having the same taste. Go fuck your cousin Triple asshole.

WORD

Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that.

Hell yeah Guru Dave, good save!

Yeah if Juan posted this I would have had an aneurysm of hilarity.

Because I only am down with Mexicans.

what's the big dealio?

I want kill this motherfucker just to get on CNN right now

I don't think there's a big deal, I think Guru Dave has thin skin.

You guys, Guru Dave is probably the most knoledgeable poster here. You don't even know. And his jokes? I couldn't stop laughing at them. Funniest thing I've read in quite some time. If telling more jokes is what gets us closer to fucking our cousins then knock knock motherfuckers.

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Tonight, Armageddon the cruiserweight title!!

Really? 18 posts and nobody mentioned Braden Walker's debut promo?

KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go.

Q: Why wouldn't a feud between HBK and Captain Charisma work?

A: Shawn Michaels would NEVER fight a Christian

Q: Why did John Cena walk out of a screening of The Marine?

A: He had Cena Nuff.



:shifty:

Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?

A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man.

Q: Why does Cena suck?

A: To keep his push.

Q : Why does Cena have such limited moveset and still has so many fans?

A : They only teach counting to 5 in the 1st grade.

This is actually pretty hilarious for some reason.

Why don't they make a new angle with Big Show dragging BossMan's coffin.

:rofl:

LOL

Now I feel like a complete loser.

Yeah, those jokes are pretty terribad.

Good thread, though.

i actually liked those jokes.. lol

Shelbyville Manhattan

Q: What happened to the Attitude Era?

A: John Cena adjusted it.

lol

Q. How many McMahons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. The light bulb screwed the light bulb.

Q. What did Reverend Devon tell The Deacon when they were working at McDonalds?

A. TEST THE FRIES!!

Q. What is the greatest height Khali has achieved?

A. 7-11 :shifty:

Guy goes over to his girlfriend's house and immediately notices that she's really giddy. He asks her what's up and she says that she met John Cena earlier. She tells him that he gave her a "You can't see me!" and then picked her up for an Attitude Adjustment. Later that night that start having sex and he stops and asks her "Why is your vag so loose?". She says, "Oh I musta forgot to tell you, Cena gave me a 5 Knuckle Shuffle too."